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#Chicago on Monday, March 14, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://i.imgur.com/bKeUj.jpg
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Disgruntled-Bomb.aspx
http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Chapstick586.jpg
http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:BAC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQSoMakoIU
http://reddit.com/
http://img854.imageshack.us/i/7y1.mp4/
http://i.imgur.com/SdLI2.jpg
http://bit.ly/gnXXrK
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GX8B34
http://i.imgur.com/peudc.png
http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:BAC
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=38316277
http://awesomescreenshot.com/08997une2
http://www.boastr.de/
http://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/g3s7l/for_all_you_noble_tree_coffee_kids_you_can_buy_a/
http://jackdean.posterous.com/must-see-chart-this-is-what-class-war-looks-l
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/g3tnq/reddit_lurker_sees_im_in_a_bad_way_sends_me_1000/
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/g3td7/dragon_age_2_conspiracy_highest_rated_metacritic/
http://www.unthinkable.biz/UserFiles/Image/Q32010/South%20Park%20Internet.jpg
http://img854.imageshack.us/i/7y1.mp4/
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1300137133991.jpg
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1300137760230.jpg
http://thestir.cafemom.com/teen/117502/kid_suspended_for_body_slamming
http://i.imgur.com/NK3wA.png
http://i.imgur.com/pAite.png


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Mon Mar 14 00:00:35 2011
01:05 ..: Orb_ [livion@pool-108-11-103-8.ipslin.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined #chicago
01:05 ..: Topic for #chicago: <Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC
01:05 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 10 14:46:17 2011]
01:05 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
02:31 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/bKeUj.jpg
02:31 <sampson> vegas has been good
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02:39 <Randy> where'd u stay
02:48 <sampson> imperial palace
02:48 <sampson> super 8 of the strip but we got a room for 4 nights for $70
02:48 <sampson> can't complain
02:48 <Randy> wow.
02:48 <Randy> beyond cheap
02:48 <sampson> the bed is actually really comfy
02:49 <sampson> flight is tomorrow at 5:30 in the morning :(
02:49 <Randy> ouch
02:49 <Randy> why so early
02:54 <sampson> it's the airline we took
02:54 <sampson> cheap as hell but it's the only flight back from vegas to sioux falls
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03:17 <VVelox> blarg
03:18 <VVelox> I think a group of people have started trolling reddit lately in regards to Obama.
03:20 <VVelox> Specifically and interestingly enough in regards to gun control. Linking to his voting record on the issue begins attracting lots of trolls saying it is not true and down voting the post.
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03:30 <Randy> well he is anti-gun
03:30 <Randy> buyer's reorse?
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09:00 <tronyx> morning
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09:20 <VVelox> Randy: Most likely.
09:20 <VVelox> It is freaking weird.
09:21 <VVelox> Only comments about his voting record trigger it and only really if certain words are used.
09:21 <VVelox> I strongly suspect some individual has a automated script running to look for stuff like that and down vote it via several different account.
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09:27 <scofflaw> good morning, bitches
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09:28 <VVelox> hey scofflaw
09:29 <scofflaw> sup
09:34 <VVelox> Not much. Just got home 30 minutes ago and am relaxing now.
09:34 <scofflaw> where is home
09:34 <scofflaw> what city/country
09:35 <VVelox> Chicago
09:35 <VVelox> Roscoe Village
09:35 <scofflaw> oh
09:35 <scofflaw> i assumed you were euro
09:36 <scofflaw> because of the kitsune
09:36 <scofflaw> is it because of the record label you chose that?
09:36 <Volatile> morning
09:37 <Volatile> maybe he fancies himself as a fax
09:37 <Volatile> fox too
09:37 <Volatile> ;P
09:38 <VVelox> Kitsune is japanese for fox.
09:38 <scofflaw> how inappropriate
09:39 <scofflaw> people are dying in japan
09:39 <VVelox> VVelox is short for V. Velox, which is short for Vulpes Velox, the binomial nomenclature for the swift fox.
09:39 <scofflaw> as vol likes to say
09:39 <scofflaw> tl;dr
09:40 <scofflaw> plus there were some big words
09:40 <scofflaw> like short
09:40 <Volatile> in short, he's a furry
09:40 <scofflaw> *nod*
09:40 <scofflaw> VVelox are you all up on fchan?
09:41 <VVelox> I am familar with it.
09:41 <scofflaw> did you attend furcon
09:41 <VVelox> Nope.
09:42 <scofflaw> did you want to
09:42 <VVelox> Really not into the furry fandom stuff in any notable way.
09:43 <VVelox> Why?
09:43 <scofflaw> i think they're cool
09:44 <VVelox> Cool.
09:45 <VVelox> My big interest largely lays in furry porn.
09:47 <VVelox> You?
09:59 <Volatile> ...
09:59 <somedude> lol
10:00 <somedude> volatile
10:00 <somedude> have u read anything bout the ipad2
10:00 <somedude> as in general user comments
10:04 <Volatile> it just came out a few days ago, and anyone who ordered online will be waiting three weeks
10:04 <Volatile> ..so, not really, no
10:04 <Volatile> also: don't care all that much
10:04 <Volatile> ;P
10:05 <somedude> :<
10:06 <Volatile> http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Disgruntled-Bomb.aspx
10:06 <Volatile> loo.
10:06 <Volatile> i like that idea.
10:06 <Volatile> though, i know a lot of code that acts this way without these types of bombs
10:06 <Volatile> ;P
10:08 <Volatile> http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Chapstick586.jpg
10:08 <Volatile> hahah
10:10 <@scrim> i knew a guy once who said he'd added a check into most of his code to look for his name in the employee database
10:10 <@scrim> i don't know if he really did it, but it was a funny idea :)
10:11 <Volatile> AT&T says it will implement a 150GB monthly cap on landline DSL customers and a 250GB cap on subscribers to U-Verse high speed internet starting on May 2nd. AT&T will also charge overage fees of $10 for every additional 50GB of data, with two grace periods to start out -- in other words, the third month you go over the cap is when you'll get charged. DSLReports says it has confirmation from AT&T that these rates are legitimate, and that letters will go o
10:11 <somedude> yeah
10:11 <Volatile> why would you want to make DSL *even* worse than it already is
10:11 <Volatile> heh
10:11 <Volatile> AT&T is super fail
10:12 <somedude> hmm
10:12 <somedude> comcast sucks as well
10:12 <somedude> what are the alternatives
10:14 <@scrim> rcn
10:14 <@scrim> wow
10:14 <@scrim> be amish
10:14 <@scrim> Volatile - the uverse cap matches comcast
10:14 <@scrim> but you're right, it's already slow, might as well let people use it
10:14 <Volatile> ?
10:15 <Volatile> comcast doesn't over charge
10:15 <Volatile> er
10:15 <Volatile> there are no data limits
10:15 <@scrim> i don't know what they do if you go over
10:15 <@scrim> but they have a limit
10:15 <Volatile> ?
10:15 <Volatile> not here.
10:16 <somedude> 250gb
10:16 <@scrim> https://customer.comcast.com/Pages/HelpNFC.aspx?print=false&id=aup-lite
10:17 <Orb> hmm, ok, brb folks.
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--- Log opened Mon Mar 14 10:31:12 2011
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10:31 ..: Topic for #chicago: <Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC
10:31 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 10 14:46:17 2011]
10:31 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
10:31 <@chrism> http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:BAC
10:31 <@chrism> lol interested to see how that plays out
10:37 <Orb_> brb
10:39 <VVelox> hmm...
10:41 <VVelox> So far I find the entire BOFA stuff suspect.
10:41 <VVelox> I am honestly tempted to write it all off till something notable comes up.
10:42 <VVelox> 1: No headers.
10:42 <VVelox> 2: No raw files.
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10:42 ..: mode/#chicago [+b *!*checkmate@*] by Piku-
10:42 <VVelox> 3: It is waving the bloody anon flag around.
10:43 <VVelox> 4: Large use of imagery in the pictures in the background.
10:46 <VVelox> It seems to engineered to be legit. Like they are trying to link "Anon" to this for the purpose of making it look funny to some people and highly questionable to others.
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10:48 <@chrism> :shrug: at the end of the day, if it spurs an investigation, i don't really care if it's legit or not
10:48 <@chrism> and it's obviousl that BofA expects to get fucked *somehow*... They're def. guilty of something
10:48 <@chrism> the question is what
10:49 <scofflaw> lfraud
10:49 <scofflaw> fraud
10:49 <scofflaw> ^-- short answer for chrism
10:49 <scofflaw> :P
10:49 <@chrism> when the wikileaks announcement was made, they created shell companies, funneled holdings to them that would be protected in the event of a suit/etc
10:49 <@chrism> hah
10:49 <@chrism> well yeah
10:49 <scofflaw> maybe you should apply for a job at BOFA
10:50 <scofflaw> for the express purpose of finding things to expose
10:50 <@chrism> i bet a lot of people are
10:50 <@chrism> ^-^
10:50 <@chrism> or at least a few
10:52 <scofflaw> you'd end up in jail someway somehow
10:52 <scofflaw> or guantanmo
10:52 <@chrism> oh i'm sure
10:52 <@chrism> heh
10:58 <VVelox> g' night
11:03 <phobosd> hoes
11:03 <@chrism> biatch
11:03 <@chrism> Did ya finish the kegs?
11:04 <phobosd> almost :(
11:04 <phobosd> littel left in the miller lite
11:04 <@chrism> hah damn
11:05 <phobosd> heh yeah
11:06 <@chrism> I love how they change the entire scope of the dept. I work in... but no one can send an email about it
11:06 <@chrism> heh
11:06 <@chrism> A+++++
11:09 <@scrim> what they just expect you to magicly know?
11:10 <@chrism> fuck i dunno, lol
11:10 <chrispi> isn't that how it works?
11:10 <chrispi> hell, that's how i got let go from my last job
11:10 <chrispi> :P
11:10 <@chrism> by email?
11:10 <chrispi> no, I was expected to magically know
11:10 <@chrism> heh fuck everything about that company
11:10 <chrispi> heh, i had to call jasmine to even get an idea of wtf was going on
11:11 <@chrism> I love how they tried to blame me for every admin that sat in on my place being pissed at the shit they were trying to do
11:11 <@chrism> fwiw, your/eugenes pissiness def. got blamed on me
11:11 <chrispi> whaaaaaat
11:11 <@chrism> like it never occurred to them that everyone got pissed and said "this is fucking stupid" because IT WAS FUCKING STUPID
11:11 <@chrism> yep
11:12 <@chrism> i forget how that made it's way back to me exactly, it's been too long
11:12 <chrispi> who bitched, marc?
11:12 <@chrism> yeah
11:12 <chrispi> cause i've been looking forwared to sucker punching that dude for some time
11:12 <chrispi> awesoem
11:12 <@chrism> hahah
11:12 <chrispi> *awesome
11:12 <@chrism> no shit, rigth?
11:12 <@chrism> if there's fucking anything to real life karma, that fuck will end up shitcanned on unemployment in utah
11:13 <chrispi> "OHEY MARC, REMEMBER ME FROM MP?!" *SUCKERPUNC*
11:13 <@chrism> oh dude
11:13 <@chrism> i ran into him at the cPanel conf
11:13 <@chrism> shit was HILARIOUS
11:13 <chrispi> hahaha
11:13 <chrispi> did he try to apologize or some shit?
11:13 <@chrism> i was heading downstairs for a smoke, half crocked, push the elevator button
11:13 <@chrism> door opens
11:13 <@chrism> it's bollinger
11:13 <@chrism> fucking DEER IN HEADLIGHTS LOOK
11:13 <chrispi> hahahaha
11:13 <@chrism> dude about shit himself
11:14 <@chrism> I was all super nice, just to fuck with him
11:14 <chrispi> oh man thats awesome
11:14 <@chrism> "Aight man, good seeing ya, try not to shitcan anyone due to incompetence on your way to the bathroom"
11:14 <@chrism> <elevator doors close>
11:14 <chrispi> bwahahahaha
11:14 <chrispi> please tell you actually did that
11:14 <@chrism> yep
11:14 <chrispi> you sir
11:14 <@chrism> abso fucking luteley
11:14 <chrispi> ARE
11:14 <chrispi> MY
11:14 <chrispi> HERO
11:15 <@chrism> hah dude the rest of the conf he holed up away from everyone
11:15 <@chrism> like he fucking hid
11:15 <@chrism> Nick Nelson scatters like a roach when I come around too
11:15 <chrispi> hahaha
11:15 <@chrism> he's like "I'M BIG DAWG AT VPS.NET"
11:15 <@chrism> "ohshi"
11:15 <@chrism> <scamper>
11:15 <chrispi> there's another one i'd like to get my hands on too
11:16 <chrispi> less so than marc
11:16 <@chrism> eh, life has a way of catching up to people like that
11:16 <@chrism> they'll get theirs eventually =(
11:16 <@chrism> er =)
11:17 <chrispi> true
11:17 <chrispi> i just hope to be there when it happens :P
11:17 <m1k[3y]> that guy still at MP?
11:17 <chrispi> marc is I think, yeah
11:17 <chrispi> dev or some shit like that
11:17 <@chrism> yeah, he's "director of software" or something
11:17 <m1k[3y]> haha
11:18 <chrispi> so wait
11:18 <m1k[3y]> so basically they gave him some BS title
11:18 <@chrism> nelson is "vp of vps.net" but in reality that just means he does public cock sucking for vps.net
11:18 <@chrism> lol
11:18 <chrispi> he mishandles an *entire* office, and they give him a director title?
11:18 <@chrism> I know D well enough to know he won't let Nelson make any decisions on his own
11:18 <@chrism> hahah
11:18 <@chrism> yeah
11:18 <chrispi> hilarious!
11:18 <@chrism> welcome to UK2
11:18 <chrispi> :P
11:18 <@chrism> "How do I get a raise?" "fuck up... spectacularly"
11:18 <chrispi> hahaha
11:19 <tronyx> sleepy
11:21 <@chrism> bashful
11:21 <@chrism> bashfull>
11:21 <@chrism> er ?
11:21 <@chrism> :shrug:
11:24 <chrispi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQSoMakoIU
11:24 <chrispi> this went well with the metal i'm listening too
11:24 <chrispi> er, *to
11:27 <@chrism> hahaha
11:49 <tronyx> so
11:50 <tronyx> this phishing paid off and i now have root on some dude's desktop
11:50 <tronyx> i've been watching him for about 2 hrs and he hasn't done a single thing
11:50 <tronyx> it's been nothing but yahoo games
11:50 <@chrism> hahaha
11:50 <chrispi> lol
11:51 <@chrism> welcome to the corporate world of "i hate my job"
11:51 <@chrism> here's my day. http://reddit.com/
11:51 <@chrism> save you the trouble of rooting
11:51 <@chrism> =P
12:00 <tronyx> i want to call the guy up and be like, "YOU BEAT MY SCORE ON BEJEWELED YOU FUCKER!"
12:00 <tronyx> guaranteed to be the most wtf moment of his day
12:01 <chrispi> haha
12:02 <@chrism> hahaha
12:03 <kawaiiblu> hi
12:03 <@chrism> mornin!
12:03 <tronyx> morning
12:04 <chrispi> yeoh
12:06 <mrtyfrdm> MORNING
12:06 <mrtyfrdm> kawaiiblu: wtf were you talking about on facebook i didn't pass out at your house?
12:07 <kawaiiblu> oh. really? i thought that was you on the floor
12:07 <@chrism> hahahha
12:07 <kawaiiblu> who the fuck was that?
12:07 <@chrism> THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
12:08 <mrtyfrdm> i have no idea, I left about 1:30-2
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> then drove by some bar i was supposed to meet this girl at, but there was still a line going out the door at this place, so i just went home
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> and told said girl i passed out
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> so you made that seem more authentic on facebook, thanks
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> haha
12:16 <kawaiiblu> lol sweet
12:29 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd: i know we were drunk but don't forget three floyds wednesday
12:30 <mrtyfrdm> dan said he would drive. he was also drunk
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12:58 <@chrism> i love this
12:58 <@chrism> http://img854.imageshack.us/i/7y1.mp4/
13:02 <Volatile> dewp
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13:08 <Volatile> chrismn
13:08 <Volatile> reason to stay in Texas has been found
13:08 <Volatile> in-n-out-dallas-expansion-260.jpgDallas/Fort Worth residents can look forward to eating In-N-Out burgers very soon: the California-based burger chain has announced the first few locations will open in the suburbs of Frisco and Allen in the next two months. A total of eight locations are in the works in the area. In-N-Out also built a second distribution center in Northern Texas; the company has a policy of keeping their restaurants within a 500-mile radi
13:08 <chrispi> chrism: lol
13:08 <Volatile> EPIC BODY SLAM
13:08 <Volatile> heh
13:09 <Volatile> that kid isn't going to walk right for weeks
13:09 <@chrism> vol: <3 In n Out, but F this state
13:09 <@chrism> lol
13:09 <Volatile> heh
13:09 <@chrism> lol they're starting to figure out that the dispersants used in the gulf are coming down in the rain
13:10 <@chrism> time to GTFO
13:10 <Volatile> loo
13:10 <Volatile> good ol' texans
13:11 <Volatile> they dnt need no lurnin'. remove fackts frum books!
13:11 <Volatile> replace with religion
13:11 <Volatile> ???
13:11 <Volatile> profit!
13:11 <somedude> ?
13:11 <Volatile> speaking of which, DA2 had a "PROFIT!" joke in it
13:11 <Volatile> kinda odd, because, well, it's just out of place.
13:11 <sampson> HOME
13:12 <Volatile> internet joeks in fantasy game?
13:12 <sampson> vegas = my bitch
13:12 <@chrism> 'grats sam
13:12 <@chrism> =)
13:12 <sampson> although probability says since the two times i went i did good the next one will be absolutely catastrophic
13:12 <@chrism> jesus fuck, i hate devs that take shit personally
13:13 <Volatile> FUCK YOU, MAN
13:13 <Volatile> THAT'S PERSONAL.
13:13 <@chrism> "Define "Doesn't work""??? Well, you have a makefile that has dependencies it remotely fetches, however it can't as those deps are only reachable by your workstation
13:13 <@chrism> "Right, but it works for me"
13:13 <@chrism> I'm sorry, your "portable" build system does not fucking port
13:13 <Volatile> a Makefile with remote dependencies?
13:13 <Volatile> wtf
13:13 <sampson> he must not be a team player
13:13 <@chrism> heh yes.
13:14 <@chrism> that's kinda my .02, I requested that she rebuild the package to include the deps ahead of time so I could package and move it as having remote deps in a makefile is just bad
13:14 <sampson> after all the food/booze and shit i spent in vegas taken from my winnings i'm still up $500
13:14 <sampson> SUP
13:14 <Volatile> what about travel expenses?
13:15 <Volatile> still up $500 after that?
13:15 <@chrism> VOL GOTTA PISS ON A PARADE HERE
13:15 <Volatile> heh
13:15 <Volatile> just curious
13:15 <Volatile> it's rare you can travel to a gambling locale, gamble, and come back with a profit
13:16 <sampson> indeed
13:17 <sampson> Volatile: probably up $300?
13:17 <Volatile> nice
13:17 <sampson> when we first landed i got $5 in free slot play at the IP and i was like fffuuuu let's find a $5 slot and just blow this so we can get to a good place
13:17 <sampson> couldn't find one so i was like god damnit FUCK IT THIS IS $2 PULLS
13:17 <sampson> bam, $1000
13:18 <sampson> got wasted and the next morning i had $200
13:18 <sampson> got down to $50 and rallied the $50 all the way up to $1000
13:18 <@chrism> the next question, how long will the power be out?
13:18 <@chrism> heh
13:18 <@chrism> er fail
13:19 <sampson> but you know being up even that little bit is awesome because i had buddgeted bringing $1000 with me to spend
13:19 <sampson> so now it's like i'm up $1500
13:19 <sampson> because i had 0 intentions of returning with that grand
13:19 <phobosd> oh cool you owe me $1500
13:19 <phobosd> paypal plz
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13:22 <sampson> k sent
13:25 <Volatile> shit
13:25 <Volatile> my box buildout ended up being about $450 cheaper than i thought it would be
13:25 <Volatile> might be able to sneak another gtx580 into the build ;P
13:42 <phobosd> so i'm in the market for a new matress
13:42 <Volatile> fun tiems
13:42 <@chrism> tempurpedic.
13:42 <phobosd> 1. foam/tempur
13:42 <Volatile> h8 tempurpedic :\
13:42 <phobosd> 2. king size (california king preferred)
13:42 <phobosd> 3. less than $500
13:42 <phobosd> possible?
13:42 <phobosd> HEH.
13:42 <@chrism> oh
13:42 <@chrism> lol @ #3
13:42 <phobosd> yah figured
13:43 <phobosd> so i'll probably just get a spring or a cheap knock off foam or soemthing
13:43 <@chrism> shit ours was like 3k
13:43 <@chrism> =\
13:43 <phobosd> i really don't sleep in it much :P
13:43 <phobosd> hahahah fuck
13:43 <phobosd> that
13:43 <@chrism> mmhmmm
13:43 <Volatile> my tempurpedic was good for about six months to a year
13:43 <Volatile> then it was just as bad as a 5 year old spring
13:44 <sampson> my tempurpedic was $1500 and it's the lowest model they make
13:44 <sampson> a friend of mine got some knock off that's alright but who knows how long it will last
13:44 <kawaiiblu> overstock.com has good prices
13:44 <Volatile> ended up tossing it and getting a higher-price spring
13:44 <sampson> similar price but it was mimicking the $3000 matress
13:44 <Volatile> which has been quite nice.
13:45 <phobosd> fuck i need to make usre a king will fit :P
13:45 <kawaiiblu> you can put your bed upstairs! :D
13:45 <phobosd> i'm telling you kawaiiblu
13:45 <phobosd> i'll buy your bed
13:45 <kawaiiblu> no
13:45 <phobosd> you buy a king to replace yours with :P
13:45 <phobosd> pfft
13:45 <phobosd> WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHY I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW BED???
13:46 <kawaiiblu> lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:46 <sampson> someone kicked your ass out of her bed?
13:46 <Volatile> can't fit the bf in the bed with kawaii?
13:46 <phobosd> HEH
13:46 <kawaiiblu> btw, apparently it wasn't schrombeck that slept over btw
13:46 <phobosd> someone pissed on my bed at the party :|
13:46 <kawaiiblu> i don't know who it was
13:46 <Volatile> wow
13:46 <sampson> NICE
13:46 <@scrim> we have a tempurpedic, it's maybe 1.5 years old now
13:46 <phobosd> kawaiiblu: oh, weird
13:46 <Volatile> what dick did that shit
13:46 <@scrim> still love it
13:46 <phobosd> Volatile: no idea, but i bet it wasn't on purpose
13:46 <phobosd> i've done soething similar before when drunk heh
13:47 <Volatile> ohz
13:47 <sampson> i'm surprised that i didn't do that after a tilted kilt session
13:47 <Volatile> ive never been so drunk i peed myself
13:47 <phobosd> honetly, i needed a new mattress anyway
13:47 <sampson> although i typically piss on the floor
13:47 <Volatile> maybe this is an achievement i need to obtain
13:47 <sampson> but i haven't done that in over a year
13:47 <Volatile> ;P
13:47 <kawaiiblu> andy prefers the floor or the oven when drunk
13:47 <phobosd> :smith:
13:47 <sampson> oven?
13:47 <kawaiiblu> yessir
13:47 <@chrism> that's one thing that kills me... I have no idea if we'll be able to keep our bedroom set in chicago
13:47 <kawaiiblu> old apartment
13:47 <@chrism> =\
13:47 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/SdLI2.jpg
13:47 <@chrism> like it takes a bedroom that's about the size of your avg chicago living room
13:47 <@chrism> heh
13:48 <phobosd> sampson: LOL
13:48 <phobosd> 'hipster trap'
13:48 <phobosd> amirite
13:48 <kawaiiblu> chrism i put my bed in my living room lol
13:48 <sampson> p much
13:48 <sampson> ya fuck giving up a king
13:48 <@chrism> hahah
13:48 <@chrism> nice
13:48 <sampson> i will never downgrade to a queen ever again
13:48 <kawaiiblu> turned the bedroom into a closet
13:48 <@chrism> lol
13:48 <sampson> do you have a king kawaiiblu ?
13:48 <@chrism> that's kinda baller rgiht there
13:48 <kawaiiblu> no only a queen
13:48 <sampson> well if phobosd ends up getting a king
13:48 <sampson> might want to swap the beds around
13:48 <kawaiiblu> it's a nice mattress though. my parents got it for me when i was like 13
13:49 <sampson> srsly the extra room owns so hard
13:49 <kawaiiblu> that's what i said!!
13:49 <phobosd> sampson: that's what i'm looking forward to
13:49 <kawaiiblu> he wants to buy my bed and have me buy the king
13:49 <sampson> we even got enough room for gizmo and i don't feel any of them
13:49 <kawaiiblu> i think he shoudl buy the king and we should just put my bed downstairs
13:49 <sampson> split the cost?
13:49 <kawaiiblu> my dog will still take up half the bed
13:49 <sampson> then it's a $500 matress for the both of you!!
13:49 <kawaiiblu> uh no
13:50 <sampson> i got screwed into paying for our temperpedic
13:50 <kawaiiblu> lol
13:50 <kawaiiblu> i'm not buying shit
13:50 <kawaiiblu> i'm already buying a 2k scooter that andy will be allowed to ride
13:51 <kawaiiblu> he should buy a (much cheaper) bed that i can sleeping in
13:51 <kawaiiblu> i think that's a good deal
13:51 <sampson> idk
13:51 <sampson> i spent $800 on a king spring offshoot dealie
13:51 <sampson> worst bed ever
13:51 <kawaiiblu> still andy mattress is going to cost less than my scooter
13:51 <sampson> thankfully they gave us the value we paid as a warranty replacement and put it towards the temperpedic
13:52 <kawaiiblu> *any
13:52 <sampson> mine was $1500
13:52 <sampson> plus decent headboard more like 1800ish
13:52 <kawaiiblu> lol what? i can build a headboard
13:52 <sampson> chrism's was twice mine hehe
13:52 <kawaiiblu> i just have to FINISH it
13:53 <kawaiiblu> i have one that i haven't finished for my bed now
13:53 <sampson> A SCOOTER AND A HAFF
13:53 <kawaiiblu> it's almost done
13:53 <@chrism> yeah, mattress was like 3k, rest of the set was 2500ish
13:53 <sampson> man that looked like it was almsot done when you showed me it
13:53 <kawaiiblu> yeah i haven't touched it
13:53 <@chrism> btu that's the headboard, nightstands, dressers, etc
13:53 <@chrism> and it's all SOLID built
13:53 <kawaiiblu> we don't need furniture
13:53 <sampson> one nice hting is john's dad owns a furniture store so we can get ashley shit at cost
13:53 <kawaiiblu> my dressers have been passed down through my family
13:53 <@chrism> I just mostl;y got tired of having furntiture like a college student
13:54 <kawaiiblu> i think it's at least 100 years old
13:54 <@chrism> i'm getting old enough that it's time to buy decent shit
13:54 <kawaiiblu> they need to be refurbished though
13:54 <sampson> john had a couch/recliner and a table and dresser stuffs
13:55 <kawaiiblu> i'm really proud of my dressers
13:55 <sampson> i kinda want to get rid of his couch and recliner though they're fugly
13:55 <sampson> they're like a deep burgandy overstuff
13:55 <kawaiiblu> eww
13:55 <sampson> i c u r back on faceclub chrism
13:56 <@chrism> I figured that right now when I need my connections is not the time to burn them all
13:56 <@chrism> hehe
13:56 <@chrism> i can do that when I move
13:56 <sampson> werd
13:57 <sampson> today's day - pi * 1337% = 42
13:57 <sampson> THE ANSWER
13:58 <sampson> oh carp
13:58 <sampson> Buy.com has Intel X25-M SSDSA2MH120G2K5 2.5" 120GB SATA II MLC Internal Solid State Drive (SSD) for $195.95 - $30 Rebate = $169.95 with free shipping. Thanks Selma
14:03 <kawaiiblu> hey this is cool. this is my great uncle! http://bit.ly/gnXXrK
14:03 <kawaiiblu> my mom sent it to me
14:09 <scofflaw> good afternoon, bitches
14:10 <kawaiiblu> thanks for coming to our party
14:11 <kawaiiblu> you missed a good time :)
14:12 <@chrism> scoff missing out on a get together?
14:12 <@chrism> PSHAW
14:12 <scofflaw> i was already drunk
14:12 <scofflaw> :(
14:12 <scofflaw> and passed out i think at like 1030
14:12 <@chrism> on cock
14:12 <scofflaw> hahah
14:12 <kawaiiblu> mattman flaked too
14:12 <scofflaw> always drunk on teh cock
14:18 <n|cotine> blargh
14:20 <sampson> scofflaw: did you pee on eric on andy's bed
14:20 <sampson> i bet you did
14:21 <sampson> kawaiiblu: i just got 2 of these in the mail http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GX8B34
14:21 <sampson> supposed to be kick ass cookie sheets
14:21 <sampson> highly rated and whatnots
14:22 <@chrism> holy fucking jesus, I finally got the build-system for this code in place and working after 2 days
14:23 <@chrism> come to find out
14:23 <@chrism> all it does is fucking base64 encode some perl modules
14:23 <@chrism> WHAT IN THE SHIT
14:23 <@chrism> I didn't know wtf it was doing until I finally got it working
14:23 <@chrism> a;lsdkjfa;lsdkjf
14:27 <tuples> http://i.imgur.com/peudc.png
14:27 <phobosd> old
14:27 <tuples> not that old, damn earthquake just happened
14:28 <@chrism> nah that was last week
14:28 <phobosd> u mad?
14:28 <@scrim> everyone and their mom has been posting that jpg for 3 days
14:28 <@chrism> so yeah old
14:28 <@scrim> welcome to the internet
14:28 <sampson> phobosd: how would you know you aren't on faceclub
14:28 <phobosd> sampson: i too, read reddit :monocle:
14:28 <tuples> heh
14:29 <phobosd> i'm actualy wearing my god damn reddit shirt today
14:29 <phobosd> SO COOL
14:29 <@chrism> http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:BAC
14:29 <@chrism> LOLOLOLOLOLO
14:29 <@chrism> granted not a huge drop
14:29 <@chrism> but the fact that /b/ can make the market jump a bit is kind of crazy
14:31 <kawaiiblu> phobosd: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=38316277
14:32 <phobosd> i can't see that
14:32 <kawaiiblu> it's Andy Pace's profile on facebook
14:32 <phobosd> o, weird
14:32 <phobosd> might be my old kentucky.edu account
14:32 <kawaiiblu> http://awesomescreenshot.com/08997une2
14:33 <phobosd> yeah, it is
14:33 <phobosd> back when you had to have an @.edu account heh
14:33 <kawaiiblu> oh lol
14:33 <phobosd> yeah, i'm that fucking cool :smug:
14:33 <kawaiiblu> if keeps asking me if i want to be friends with you
14:33 <phobosd> fuck no!
14:33 <kawaiiblu> i so cool i went to college
14:34 <kawaiiblu> haha
14:34 <sampson> [root@support1 exim]# exim -bpc
14:34 <sampson> 18649
14:34 <sampson> [root@support1 exim]#
14:34 <sampson> THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET DEVELOPERS SETUP SHIT
14:34 <sampson> :|
14:34 <@chrism> lolololo
14:36 <sampson> chrism: check this out http://www.boastr.de/
14:36 <sampson> i used it to make it so a 3 finger click = middle mouse button
14:36 <@chrism> ?
14:36 <@chrism> wtf uses a middle mouse button?
14:36 <sampson> new tab in browser
14:37 <@chrism> cmd-t
14:37 <sampson> and i set it up so 3 finger click + swipe up = close tab
14:37 <sampson> it's to open a link in a new tab
14:37 <sampson> tardo
14:37 <@chrism> i dunno, prolly not installing anything for that
14:38 <sampson> oh man getting up at 2am chicago time is catching up
14:38 <@chrism> i go back and forth between my mac at the office w/o a touchpad and my mac at home w/ one, so I tend to focus on keyboard shortcuts moreso than the gestures
14:38 <@chrism> if i had one of those big touchpad things here, i'd give it a shot
14:40 <kawaiiblu> hey, can everyone please upboat this post? i didn't post it so i think it's super cool http://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/g3s7l/for_all_you_noble_tree_coffee_kids_you_can_buy_a/
14:41 <sampson> oh hey you reminded me i need to pay my bills and get today's groupon
14:41 <kawaiiblu> stfu
14:41 <@chrism> lololo
14:41 <sampson> no it fuckin rules here
14:41 <sampson> $50 for $200 Toward Eyeglasses at Pearle Vision
14:41 <kawaiiblu> please upvote that guy
14:41 <sampson> oh WHAT THE GAY
14:41 <kawaiiblu> i think it's so cool!!!
14:41 <sampson> Not valid for sale items. Not valid with insurance. Not valid for Oakley or Maui Jim glasses.
14:42 <@chrism> upboat
14:42 <sampson> so it'd still be a $200 pair considering the damn frames are $250 for not-shit-frames
14:42 <kawaiiblu> thanks chrism!
14:42 <sampson> lenses are $90 iirc
14:42 <@chrism> lol not valid with insurance
14:42 <sampson> yeah i know right?
14:42 <sampson> it's like RETARD POORS
14:42 <sampson> COME THINK YOU'RE GETTING A STEAL (this is how much you would've saved if you paid our sale price)
14:43 <sampson> actually you save more by doing their stupid sales
14:56 <tronyx> god damn man
14:56 <tronyx> most people don't do shit at work
14:57 <sampson> i want to sleep :(
14:59 <tronyx> case in point. sampson
14:59 <tronyx> doesn't do shit at work
14:59 <tronyx> BOOM ROASTED
14:59 <scofflaw> ice burn
15:00 <sampson> whatever fuckwad
15:01 <sampson> been up since 2am and had 4 hours of sleep
15:01 <@chrism> tronyx: FINISH HIM
15:01 <sampson> i've actually been working on something for the last 2 hours
15:01 <sampson> and eeeeeeeeemail
15:02 <sampson> i actually requested today off but brooke had been blowing up my email all weekend and ruining my trip
15:07 <scofflaw> i'm going to shoot someone at westhost if they dont keep spamming me telling me my bill is overdue
15:07 <scofflaw> dont stop
15:07 <sampson> scofflaw: your bill
15:07 <sampson> pay it
15:07 <tronyx> can't stop, won't stop
15:07 <tronyx> bad boy for life
15:07 <scofflaw> screw them!
15:07 <scofflaw> i hate them!
15:08 <tronyx> get a server at SH
15:08 <scofflaw> i have one
15:08 <tronyx> and when you don't pay and your server gets shut off, one of the AEs will be like, "hey he called up and he's really really sorry and said he will pay in 4 months so turn the server back on immediately!"
15:08 <scofflaw> BEYOTCH
15:08 <scofflaw> haha naw
15:08 <scofflaw> i dont care to lose the VPS
15:09 <scofflaw> i just want them to stop emailing me
15:09 <tronyx> block the sender
15:09 <scofflaw> its easier to complain on irc
15:09 <scofflaw> :/
15:09 <sampson> so why don't you cancel it
15:13 <scofflaw> i told them i wasn't going to pay and to cancel
15:13 <scofflaw> shrug
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15:33 <mrtyfrdm> derp
15:38 <sampson> http://jackdean.posterous.com/must-see-chart-this-is-what-class-war-looks-l
15:41 <Volatile> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/g3tnq/reddit_lurker_sees_im_in_a_bad_way_sends_me_1000/
15:41 <Volatile> who wants to bet the cash goes straight into his World of Warcraft subscription
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15:58 <n|cotine> gotta buy gold from teh chinese somehow
16:00 <sampson> at the gold dust there were machines where you could exchange your winnings for gold
16:00 <sampson> at "fair market value"
16:01 <@chrism> haha
16:08 <@chrism> so they're forming scrums up here and people are like "This is cool"
16:08 <@chrism> and i just pointed out that a scrum is possibly the gayest thing in sports short of figure skating
16:08 <@chrism> "howso?"
16:09 <@chrism> "well it's a bunch of well muscled, sweaty men in little shorts hugging together and interlocking to hump a ball forward"
16:09 <@chrism> "no way"
16:09 * chrism links to wiki
16:13 <sampson> i just took a massive dump
16:13 <sampson> it was raunchy
16:13 <@chrism> nice
16:13 <m1k[3y]> take any good pictureS?
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16:18 <somedude> :x
16:20 <Volatile> wtf is this? 4chan?
16:22 <sampson> woot
16:23 <sampson> moving my renters insurance to progressive drops my auto insurance to below $350 every 6 months
16:23 <sampson> suck it, state farm
16:24 <scofflaw> suck sampson
16:24 <scofflaw> i pay $176 or something every 6 mos
16:25 <scofflaw> of course, my hooptie is 10+ years old with ~130k miles
16:25 <scofflaw> :P
16:25 <scofflaw> and this is with GEICO btw
16:26 <sampson> geico was more for me
16:27 <somedude> lulz
16:29 <sampson> they wanted $505
16:29 <sampson> progressive was $475 and then they were like YO DAWG, DISCOUNTS++
16:29 <scofflaw> word
16:29 <scofflaw> state farm is an IL compny
16:29 <scofflaw> good work mang
16:29 <scofflaw> keep the jobs in IL
16:29 <scofflaw> i'll have to call and get a quote
16:30 <Volatile> i'd move away from state farm if i could
16:30 <Volatile> the people in the local office here scammed me.
16:30 <Volatile> i happened to meet up with high-up state farm people at a bar one night, and told them the story, and they were like 'WTF'
16:30 <Volatile> but, nothing came of it.
16:30 <scofflaw> hah
16:30 <scofflaw> you met someone at a bar
16:30 <scofflaw> fag
16:30 <scofflaw> brb
16:31 <sampson> the last straw was they wanted $750 every 6 months to insure my car and wouldn't run a new credit check which would've dropped the premium price
16:31 <sampson> no wait
16:31 <Volatile> i wish my car insurance was that low
16:31 <Volatile> ;P
16:31 <sampson> something like 800
16:31 <sampson> fuck if i know, it was outrageous
16:31 <sampson> i signed up and it was $650
16:31 <sampson> and they did nothing but up my premium
16:31 <Volatile> i called state farm
16:32 <Volatile> told em what car i was getting
16:32 <Volatile> all the features
16:32 <Volatile> gave em my SSN
16:32 <Volatile> they told me $350/6mo
16:32 <Volatile> i was like 'wow!"
16:32 <Volatile> so of course, i get the car
16:32 <Volatile> when i show up
16:32 <Volatile> the fat slut tells me she quoted me $890
16:32 <sampson> hahahahaha
16:32 <sampson> what car?
16:32 <Volatile> and im like 'uhh.. i JUST talked to you THREE days ago';
16:32 <@chrism> fffffuuuuuuuuuu
16:32 <@chrism> lol
16:32 <Volatile> she's like 'i never would have quoted you that'
16:32 <Volatile> and she's like 'LOOK! IT SAYS IT HERE RIGHT ON THE SCREEN'
16:32 <somedude> hummer?
16:33 <Volatile> so i said 'you providing anectodal proof from a computer screen does nothing to prove you didn't lie to me'
16:33 <Volatile> to which she got all flustered
16:33 <Volatile> but i really didnt have much choice
16:33 <Volatile> i was driving around an uninsured car
16:33 <@chrism> yeah at that point, you're kind of screwed
16:33 <sampson> sure you do
16:33 <sampson> pay it, call up someone else
16:33 <sampson> switch
16:33 <Volatile> they're the cheapest.
16:34 <sampson> they don't charge termination fees
16:34 <sampson> oh dam
16:34 <sampson> i paid the hike and switched and called the next day and was like GIMME MY MONEY TIA
16:34 <Volatile> young, unmarried, sports car, giant penis.
16:34 <sampson> check should come this week
16:34 <Volatile> big bucks.
16:34 <Volatile> ;P
16:34 <Volatile> no
16:34 <Volatile> i'll be going back down there
16:34 <Volatile> the day i switch
16:34 <Volatile> to rub it in their faces
16:35 <Volatile> 'hey, fattie! found insurance that's only a DOLLAR more expensive than yours!'
16:35 <Volatile> 'guess what? i switched!'
16:35 <Volatile> 'go fuck yourself!"
16:35 <Volatile> heh
16:46 <sampson> :toot:
16:46 <sampson> all setup
16:46 <sampson> now i need to get some food i'm starving bai
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17:15 <tronyx> damn i am bored
17:16 <Volatile> GET A JOB
17:18 <Volatile> http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/g3td7/dragon_age_2_conspiracy_highest_rated_metacritic/
17:18 <Volatile> first reddit article ever, that isn't gay.
17:18 <Volatile> (no offense, sam!)
17:18 <Volatile> heh
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17:20 <@chrism> digg has a better article on that
17:20 <@chrism> did you know it's community moderated?
17:21 <Volatile> heh
17:21 <m1k[3y]> damn reddit is down
17:24 <kawaiiblu> still? fuck
17:25 <Volatile> ?
17:25 <kawaiiblu> reddit :(
17:25 <Volatile> reddit is up?
17:25 <kawaiiblu> The server is temporarily unable to service your request. Please try again later.
17:25 <kawaiiblu> no
17:25 <Volatile> no problems here.
17:26 <kawaiiblu> oh
17:26 <kawaiiblu> dick
17:26 <Volatile> perhaps you cached a server they took down?
17:26 <kawaiiblu> ctrl+f5 doesn't fix it
17:27 <Volatile> perhaps your caching server cached a server they took down?
17:27 <Volatile> :P
17:27 <kawaiiblu> lol
17:27 <Volatile> power cycle the intarwebs and try again
17:27 <Volatile> THE WHOLE intarweb
17:28 <Volatile> wow.. homefront punishes people who do well, by giving away their position to enemy players
17:28 <Volatile> that's pretty fail
17:29 <Volatile> 'DO WELL, GET PUNISHED.'
17:29 <Volatile> still.. homefront is Yet Another FPS RPG
17:32 <kawaiiblu> http://www.unthinkable.biz/UserFiles/Image/Q32010/South%20Park%20Internet.jpg
17:32 <kawaiiblu> haha
17:32 <tronyx> uh what
17:32 <tronyx> re: homefront
17:33 <tronyx> that sounds lame as hell
17:33 <kawaiiblu> i accidentally copied a HUGE amount of text and sat here for a few minutes holding the backspace key to try to delete it lol
17:33 <Volatile> all the new FPS games are made for people who are bad at FPS games
17:33 <Volatile> 'if you play for a really long time, you can buy things that make you better!'
17:34 <Volatile> TF2, MW2, etc
17:35 <@chrism> yes because player upgrades ar a new thing
17:35 <@chrism> are even
17:36 <Volatile> i didn't say they were new
17:36 <Volatile> i said they're make FPS games into RPGs
17:36 <Volatile> the people who play the longest, have big advantages
17:36 <Volatile> er
17:36 <@chrism> no more than any other game in history where you can upgrade weapons and stuff
17:36 <Volatile> ?
17:36 <Volatile> plz give example.
17:37 <@chrism> any game ever where you start off with shit weapons/spells/wahtever and slowly gain new stuff
17:37 <Volatile> i'd love to see games 5 years prior to TF2, where you could get a perk that your bullets did twice as much damage
17:37 <@chrism> metal gear?
17:37 <Volatile> ?
17:37 <@chrism> on the NES
17:37 <Volatile> chrism
17:37 <Volatile> multiplayer.
17:37 <@chrism> variation on a theme
17:37 <@chrism> :shrug:
17:37 <@chrism> doesn't mean it's an rpg
17:37 <Volatile> i'm talking about playing a multiplayer FPS
17:38 <@chrism> mario kart then
17:38 <@chrism> =)
17:38 <@chrism> well that's not stateful upgrades so meh
17:38 <Volatile> are you totally failing to read what im typing, or just refusing to take it literally
17:38 <Volatile> 'FPS'
17:38 <Volatile> 'First Person Shooter'
17:38 <Volatile> Doom, Quake, Team Fortress, etc
17:38 <Volatile> Halo
17:38 <Volatile> etcetc!
17:38 <@chrism> right righ, but they're just upgrades
17:38 <@chrism> i mean that's not a new thing at all
17:39 <Volatile> ?
17:39 <Volatile> kill 300 people, gain access to perk
17:39 <Volatile> that's RPGish
17:39 <Volatile> and cannot be done in a single game
17:39 <Volatile> upgrades that everyone gets in due-course in a single game, makes sense
17:39 <Volatile> like in CS, if you do well, you can buy better guns
17:40 <Volatile> or if you save, etc
17:40 <Volatile> if you run to a location, and get there first in doom, you pick up a BFG
17:40 <Volatile> you dont hafta grind for 30 hours to get access to the BFG
17:40 <@chrism> fair nuff
17:42 <Volatile> Aflac (AFL) fires Gilbert Gottfried, the longtime voice of the insurer�s duck mascot, after the comedian
17:42 <Volatile> attracted attention for his tasteless jokes about the Japan earthquake.
17:42 <Volatile> you dont hafta grind for 30 hours to get access to the BFG
17:42 <Volatile> hahah
17:42 <Volatile> that's nutty
17:42 <Volatile> wonder what he said ;P
17:43 <@chrism> hasn't he done bits about licking come from the asscracks of hookers before?
17:43 <@chrism> cum that is
17:44 <Volatile> i dunno
17:44 <Volatile> i dont think he's known for being politically correct
17:44 <Volatile> surprising aflac would fire someone for doing what they do
17:44 <@chrism> yeah he's always had some pretty raunchy stuff I think
17:44 <Volatile> that kid that got owned by the fat kid
17:44 <Volatile> his docs got dropped
17:44 <Volatile> on 4chan
17:44 <Volatile> woops
17:44 <@chrism> hahahahhaa
17:45 <@chrism> seriously?
17:45 <Volatile> yah
17:45 <@chrism> i dunno, that's kinda shitty
17:45 <@chrism> i think the viral video of him getting fucked up is plenty
17:46 <Volatile> haha
17:46 <@chrism> i mean EVERYONE knows he's a bitch now
17:46 <Volatile> they're referring to the fat kid as casey zangief
17:46 <scofflaw> who are we talking about
17:46 <Volatile> cuz of the pile driver
17:46 <@chrism> hahahahaha
17:46 <Volatile> hahaha
17:46 <Volatile> his name is casey heynes
17:46 <scofflaw> what did he do
17:46 <@chrism> scofflaw: http://img854.imageshack.us/i/7y1.mp4/
17:46 <Volatile> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1300137133991.jpg
17:46 <Volatile> sfw
17:46 <scofflaw> nice
17:47 <Volatile> wow
17:47 <scofflaw> so some fat kid ddt'd him?
17:47 <Volatile> he got suspended
17:47 <Volatile> for body slamming that kid
17:47 <scofflaw> jake the snake style?
17:47 <@chrism> scofflaw: click the link i just posted
17:47 <@chrism> it's the vid
17:47 <Volatile> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1300137760230.jpg
17:47 <Volatile> hahaha
17:47 <Volatile> sfw.
17:48 <scofflaw> hahaha nice
17:48 <scofflaw> i hope his leg is broked
17:48 <Volatile> http://thestir.cafemom.com/teen/117502/kid_suspended_for_body_slamming
17:48 <Volatile> it is
17:48 <Volatile> broken shin
17:48 <scofflaw> hah
17:48 <Volatile> takes a long time to heal
17:48 <scofflaw> so fattie got suspended? thats fucked up
17:48 <@chrism> that's fucked up
17:48 <Volatile> yep
17:48 <@chrism> i'd sue over that shit
17:48 <Volatile> well
17:48 <Volatile> technically, it's over-use of froce
17:49 <Volatile> force too
17:49 <scofflaw> i mean, i think that applies to like nation states and the police
17:49 <scofflaw> but to some little kid protecting himself?
17:49 <scofflaw> :/
17:49 <Volatile> that's like shooting a dove with a 3mm gun
17:49 <@chrism> hah yeah, thee kid did punch him twice in the face
17:49 <@chrism> i mean tat that point, you're can totally say "I flipped my shit"
17:49 <Volatile> yeah
17:50 <Volatile> well, the skinny fucker got what was coming to him
17:50 <Volatile> heh
17:50 <@chrism> yeah he did
17:50 <Volatile> guarantee that leg wont heal right either
17:50 <Volatile> he wont know it until he's older tho
17:50 <Volatile> ;P
17:51 <Volatile> Ritchard Gale - The Rat
17:51 <Volatile> (02) 9625 8913 (intl +61296258913)
17:51 <Volatile> 18 Varian St Mt Druitt NSW 2770 - (The Rat's current hole)
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18:35 <VVelox> re
18:54 <sampson> hahahahaha
18:54 <sampson> look what came in the mail today
18:54 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/NK3wA.png
18:54 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/pAite.png
18:57 <VVelox> heh
21:03 <@chrism> i hope your cat kills you in your sleep
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21:09 <somedude> lol sampsom
21:09 <somedude> lol sampson*
21:09 <somedude> business casual?
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21:12 <Volatile> best tie ever.
21:18 <@chrism> def. just confirmed w/ AT&T
21:18 <@chrism> they're doing caps and stuff
21:18 <@chrism> I was told that "I was lucky to have a 250G cap and I don't need more than that"
21:18 <@chrism> so yeah, fuck AT&T
21:19 <@chrism> done/done w/ that
21:19 <somedude> hmm
21:19 <@chrism> ya know, this would be the time for other lecs to jump back into the dsl game
21:19 <somedude> what r u going for ?
21:19 <@chrism> Dunno, not AT&T, not comcast, just not sure yet
21:19 <somedude> ;x
21:19 <somedude> Dont have too many options in chicago.
21:19 <@chrism> I'm not going to pay some shithead for neutered internet
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22:08 <SidXoom> rocking irc from my motorolla xoom
22:33 <dvitous> i gotta stop reading ipad press
22:33 <dvitous> or imma impulse buy

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