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#Chicago on Friday, April 8, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1302259004319.jpg
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1302259119232.png
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/1860175695/in/set-72157602910489046/lightbox/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA_NdaedMGk
http://i.imgur.com/Fxsq1.png
http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Security/Pandora-Android-App-Slurping-Tremendous-Amount-of-Personal-Data-253450/?kc=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+RSS%2Feweeksecurity+%28eWEEK+Security%29
http://i.imgur.com/Cs3p4.gif
http://hopville.com/recipe/604325/american-wheat-or-rye-beer-recipes/gumballhead---all-grain
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/red-faction-hawp/712581
http://tinyurl.com/5wcekb4
http://i.imgur.com/6rjhC.jpg
http://humbuckercode.co.uk/licks/tricks/avoid-textmate-crashes-large-xml/
http://drakhai.ytmnd.com/
http://i.imgur.com/6rjhC.jpg
http://twitter.com/tool
http://i.imgur.com/i3GE4.jpg
http://www.


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05:28 <+sampson> just want to note
05:28 <+sampson> reddit is under heavy load right now, sorry. Try again in a few minutes.
05:28 <+sampson> 4:30 am
05:29 <+sampson> THE FUCK
05:32 <Randy> ugh why am i awake
05:36 <billay> porn?
05:36 <Randy> porn didn't wake me up
05:38 <@scrim> Volatile ?
05:38 <@scrim> hrm too middle of hte night
05:47 <+sampson> hi randy baby
05:49 <Randy> heya sampson
05:49 <Randy> why are we awake :-/
05:51 <@scrim> coffee?
05:51 <Randy> indigestion i think. made the mistake of having dinner at ihop
05:52 <@scrim> ahh that'll do it
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06:25 ..: Topic for #chicago: GO CUBS
06:25 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Fri Apr 1 14:25:47 2011]
06:25 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
07:27 <+Volatile> ohi
07:35 <+Volatile> Minecraft creator Notch has posted on his blog that the game will, if all goes according to plan, officially "release" on November 11 of this year. He notes that "the version we deem as the 'full version' won’t be very different at all from what the game was like a week ago ..." So, think of it as a morale booster.
07:35 <+Volatile> haha
07:35 <+Volatile> stealing from skyrim's thunder :(
07:37 <+sampson> hai vol
07:41 <+Volatile> ohi
07:41 <+Volatile> i wish it was 11/11 already :((
07:47 <+Volatile> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1302259004319.jpg
07:47 <+Volatile> sfw.
07:50 <+Volatile> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1302259119232.png
07:50 <+Volatile> also true
07:51 <+sampson> v tru
07:51 <+sampson> brb switching back to chrism's vps
07:52 <+sampson> this shit aint worth the money
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07:53 <sampson> much better
07:55 <sampson> cancelation requested on vps and life is good
07:58 <+Volatile> heh
07:58 <+Volatile> bbl.
08:39 <sampson> reddit still down
08:39 <sampson> lameo
08:49 <@chrism> i don't have a vps?
08:49 <@chrism> actually i've got the one with you all that i tinker w/ mostly
08:50 <@chrism> oh i see, herpader, IP
08:50 <@chrism> lol
08:50 <@chrism> yeah that's not a vps, it's a full on server zomg
08:50 <@chrism> now shower
08:50 <@chrism> =P
08:51 <sampson> oic
08:51 <sampson> NEAT
09:09 <tronyx> morning
09:18 <sampson> hey babycakes
09:24 <tronyx> how are you sampson?
09:33 <+Volatile> hio
09:35 <sampson> great
09:35 <sampson> maintenance was a great success
09:35 <sampson> had burger king for breakfast
09:35 <sampson> feelin a poop brewing
09:35 <sampson> got a few things to tie up and i'm ready for the weekend
09:38 <+Volatile> loo
09:38 <+Volatile> friday, friday
09:42 <+Volatile> lawl wtf
09:42 <+Volatile> bank took my check to add to my secured card
09:42 <+Volatile> and it cleared
09:42 <+Volatile> ..but my card has not been updated
09:43 <+Volatile> damnit
09:53 <@chrism> haha fuckers
09:54 <@chrism> <--got some jack in the box
09:54 <@chrism> woohaa
09:56 <sampson> why you got a secured cc
09:58 <+Volatile> it was my first credit account
09:58 <+Volatile> don't want to close that.
09:58 <+Volatile> adding additional credit to it
09:59 <@chrism> lol new twisted metal
09:59 <@chrism> really?
09:59 <+Volatile> ...
09:59 <@chrism> ,...?
10:00 <+Volatile> !!!!
10:00 <@chrism> ok
10:01 <+Volatile> lawl
10:01 <+Volatile> AAPL sent people to suppliers with up-front cash to lock in all available resources to displays
10:02 <+Volatile> supposedly this was to make sure availability of their products to their customers, but rivals say it's to stop them from producing competing products
10:02 <+Volatile> Apple Inc.’s stranglehold on parts supplies forced a month-long delay in the release of Research In Motion Ltd.’s PlayBook
10:02 <+Volatile> tablet computer, a report from Taiwanese trade publication DigiTimes said Thursday. It said PlayBook shipments were postponed
10:02 <+Volatile> partly because Apple had already booked most of the available capacity of touch display panels.
10:02 <+Volatile> go-go-gadget AAPL ownage.
10:04 <sampson> morning poop was AWESOME
10:09 <@chrism> i looked at the toilet, and thought "am I ready?"
10:09 <@chrism> the answer was no, not yet
10:09 <@chrism> i could do like a minor poo now, but i'd have to go again in like an hour
10:09 <@chrism> so imma save it
10:09 <+Volatile> wtf
10:09 <+Volatile> is this #germany
10:09 <+Volatile> ?
10:10 <@chrism> Wir lieben es, über Scheiße zu reden.
10:10 <+Volatile> speaking of germans
10:11 <+Volatile> (leaving u hangin')
10:11 <+Volatile> trollololol
10:12 <@chrism> woot cent 5.6 is on the mirrors
10:12 * chrism snags
10:15 <+Volatile> PHP6?!
10:15 <sampson> yeah right
10:15 <sampson> php 5.1.7
10:15 <@chrism> lol
10:15 <@chrism> what
10:16 <sampson> 5.1.6
10:16 <sampson> still
10:16 <@chrism> oh default php version?
10:16 <sampson> yep
10:17 <@chrism> lol
10:17 <@chrism> yeah figures
10:17 <@chrism> i mean it's still not a major release
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10:27 <@chrism> sampson: just so you know, i couldn't hold out. I had to relieve a bit of pressure otherwise we were lookin at a blowout
10:34 <@chrism> ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................+....................................................+....
10:34 <@chrism> lololololol
10:35 <@chrism> me sighs
10:35 <+Volatile> stop generating keys!
10:35 <@chrism> unfortunatly that's our crap installer
10:35 <@chrism> lol
10:35 <@chrism> it does that shit for like an hour
10:35 <chrispi> thought i recognized that
10:35 <@chrism> the problem is that it was written so long ago, and left alone, that no one actually knows what it means now
10:36 <@chrism> we've just never cracked into it again
10:36 <@chrism> lol
10:36 <@chrism> there's a full rewrite in progress though
10:36 <@chrism> should be out in a few weeks
10:37 <@chrism> oh peer1
10:37 <@chrism> you guys have your own httpuptdate mirror
10:38 <@chrism> just noticed that
10:38 <+Volatile> loo
10:40 <@chrism> damnit SH, plx 2 add reverse 2 the httupdate mirror
10:40 <@chrism> lol
10:40 <@chrism> i have nfc which one it is
10:40 <chrispi> chrism: yar, in NYC i think?
10:41 <chrispi> can't remember
10:41 <+m1k[3y]> that is me in NYC
10:41 <@scrim> hallo from 121 Science Park Amsterdam
10:41 <+m1k[3y]> chrism is in texas
10:42 <+m1k[3y]> oh shit, nevermind, reading fail on my part
10:42 <@chrism> lololololo cent 5.6 is broken out of the box
10:42 <@chrism> can't install gcc
10:43 <+m1k[3y]> i met a guy from peer1 once
10:43 <+m1k[3y]> good dude, was offering a job but the pay was shit
10:47 <+m1k[3y]> heh, so all our CTO and our dev manager are both not here right now
10:47 <+m1k[3y]> i guess they see the writing on the wall
10:47 <@chrism> oooh i guess the mirrors are still populating
10:47 <@chrism> man they shoudl fucking lock them until they are =\
10:48 <chrispi> m1k[3y]: who did you meet?
10:48 <chrispi> and if it was in NYC it was probably for our colo space there
10:48 <+m1k[3y]> can't remember his name..he was a some dude from Australia
10:48 <chrispi> wha?
10:48 <chrispi> lol
10:48 <+m1k[3y]> fat dude
10:49 <+m1k[3y]> neck beard
10:49 <+m1k[3y]> nice guy though
10:49 <chrispi> huh
10:49 <+Volatile> lawl
10:49 <chrispi> didn't know we had an aussie
10:49 <+m1k[3y]> actually, i *think* it was peer1
10:49 <+m1k[3y]> it was some hosting company out here
10:49 <@chrism> do less drugs
10:50 <@chrism> or maybe more
10:50 <@chrism> not sure
10:50 <+m1k[3y]> s/drugs/alcohol
10:50 <+m1k[3y]> :)
10:50 <+m1k[3y]> i was kind of drunk when i met him
10:50 <@chrism> i always kept my memory on copious amount sof alcohol
10:50 <@chrism> not counting xanax days
10:50 <@chrism> WOOOOO
10:51 <@chrism> oh chrispi, you'll lol
10:51 <@chrism> so we've got a postop tranny here
10:51 <tronyx> sampson PM
10:51 <@chrism> did the mail->female thing
10:51 <@chrism> er male
10:52 <@chrism> anyway, after the op/hairstyle/etc, looks JUST LIKE Ayse
10:52 <@chrism> i fucking lol everytime yo
10:52 <@chrism> like, they could very well be sisters
10:52 <+m1k[3y]> the memory goes after 4 or 5 whiskeys on the rocks
10:53 <@chrism> I usually kept my memory
10:53 <@chrism> which was the bad part
10:53 <@chrism> lol
10:56 <+Volatile> ayse?
10:56 <+Volatile> oh
10:56 <+Volatile> a person
10:56 <chrispi> chrism: HAHAHAHA
10:56 <+Volatile> i thought this was some irish word for 'Ass'
10:56 <@chrism> No I think it's turkish for ass
10:56 <+Volatile> wtf is an ayse?
10:57 <chrispi> chick we used to work with
10:57 <chrispi> total bitch
10:57 <+Volatile> hot?
10:57 <+Volatile> ^?
10:57 <chrispi> meh
10:57 <@chrism> http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/1860175695/in/set-72157602910489046/lightbox/
10:57 <@chrism> that's an ayse
10:57 <@chrism> also note, smoke in frank tap
10:57 <@chrism> lol
10:57 <+Volatile> oh
10:57 <+Volatile> we've had this conversation before
10:57 <+Volatile> looks like a roon, etcetc
10:58 <+Volatile> back when you could smoke in bars
10:58 <+Volatile> the good days
10:58 <@chrism> haha
10:58 <@chrism> something
10:59 <@chrism> i dunno i def. don't miss smoking in bars
10:59 <@chrism> but I *DO* in pool halls
10:59 <+Volatile> hah
10:59 <+Volatile> i dont even smoke anymore
10:59 <@chrism> shit just ain't right... non smoky pool halls =\
10:59 <+Volatile> ..but when i did, it was winrar.
11:00 <+Volatile> thing i miss the most?
11:01 <+Volatile> coding/cs:s with a cig.
11:01 <+Volatile> damn.
11:01 <+Volatile> good fucking times
11:01 <+Volatile> go through 2 packs a day like that
11:01 <+Volatile> heh
11:01 <@chrism> oh no shit
11:01 <@chrism> i think my smoking dropped in like half as soona s i had to go outside
11:01 <@chrism> heh
11:01 <+Volatile> loo
11:01 <+Volatile> the fire-safe cigarettes helped me quit
11:01 <+Volatile> funny thing was IA doesn't have them (or didnt at the time)
11:01 <@chrism> man i think I faintly remember smoking on planes
11:02 <@chrism> like from a flight I took as a little kid
11:02 <+Volatile> so we'd drive to IA and buy cartons
11:02 <@chrism> haha
11:02 <+Volatile> and there were signs on the bridges that said: TRANSPORTING CIGARETTES ACROSS STATE LINES IS A FELONY
11:02 <+Volatile> srs.
11:02 <+Volatile> cuz everyone was doing it
11:02 <@chrism> haha
11:02 <@chrism> i bet
11:02 <+Volatile> fucking fire-safe cigarettes taste like shit
11:02 <+Volatile> and fuck your lungs even harder than a regular cig.
11:06 <@chrism> wow
11:06 <@chrism> so my url entry field in chrome started wigging out
11:06 <@chrism> and like a string of #'s started popping up in there
11:07 <@chrism> and i was like "what the fuck is happening?"
11:07 <@chrism> and then i realize,
11:07 <@chrism> mhy finger was on a key
11:07 <@chrism> =\
11:07 <@chrism> need moar coffee
11:07 <+Volatile> loo
11:09 <@chrism> oh shi tit's friday
11:10 <@chrism> Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
11:10 <@chrism> Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
11:10 <@chrism> Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
11:10 <@chrism> Seein' everything, the time is goin'
11:10 <@chrism> Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
11:10 <@chrism> Gotta get down to the bus stop
11:10 <@chrism> Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
11:10 <@chrism> Kickin' in the front seat
11:10 <@chrism> Sittin' in the back seat
11:10 <@chrism> Gotta make my mind up
11:10 <@chrism> Which seat can I take?
11:10 <@chrism> It's Friday, Friday
11:10 <@chrism> Gotta get down on Friday
11:10 <@chrism> Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
11:10 <@chrism> Friday, Friday
11:10 <@chrism> Gettin' down on Friday
11:10 <@chrism> Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
11:10 <@chrism> Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
11:10 <@chrism> Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
11:10 <@chrism> Fun, fun, fun, fun
11:10 <@chrism> Lookin' forward to the weekend
11:10 <@chrism> 7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
11:10 <@chrism> Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
11:11 <@chrism> Fun, fun, think about fun
11:11 <@chrism> You know what it is
11:11 <@chrism> I got this, you got this
11:11 <@chrism> My friend is by my right, ay
11:11 <@chrism> I got this, you got this
11:11 <@chrism> Now you know it
11:11 <@chrism> Kickin' in the front seat
11:11 <@chrism> Sittin' in the back seat
11:11 <@chrism> Gotta make my mind up
11:11 <@chrism> Which seat can I take?
11:11 <@chrism> It's Friday, Friday
11:11 <@chrism> Gotta get
11:11 <+Volatile> plz do check topic
11:12 <@chrism> PARTYIN PARTYIN (YEAH)
11:14 <@chrism> on that note
11:14 <@chrism> i reclaim friday for Ice Cube
11:14 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA_NdaedMGk
11:19 <@chrism> phobosd: ding
11:23 <tronyx> beastie boys known to let the beat, DEEEEEROPPPPPPPPPPP
11:26 <@chrism> yay, good house mix ahoy hopefully
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11:39 <+m1k[3y]> where's mattman
11:39 <+m1k[3y]> ?
11:39 <Natasha^> la la la
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11:46 <@chrism> woah, servercentral routing problems ahoy
11:47 <@scrim> details pls?
11:47 <@chrism> hld
11:47 <@chrism> looks like a potential ntt handoff
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11:50 <sputn1k> What are we bombing today?
11:50 <sputn1k> over seas?
11:50 <sputn1k> Topic is get down!
11:59 <@chrism> lololo
11:59 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/Fxsq1.png
12:25 <tronyx> see chrism! THat's why we need to start this NTP server business
12:25 <tronyx> imagine how many NTP servers are down over there right now?
12:25 <tronyx> if we were to do some geographical load balancing and crazy redundancy, NTP would NEVER be offline
12:25 <@chrism> sooh agreed, we should even implement NTP over carrier pigeon
12:25 <@chrism> i mean i'm sure we could come up with clock skew algorythms for that
12:25 <tronyx> i like where your head is at
12:28 <n|cotine> chrism: Also has to be NTP over carrier pigeon utilizing IPv6
12:28 <n|cotine> They released the IPv6 carrier pigeon RFC last week
12:34 <@chrism> motherfuckers
12:35 <+Volatile> yes. i have fucked a few mothers.
12:37 <tronyx> http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Security/Pandora-Android-App-Slurping-Tremendous-Amount-of-Personal-Data-253450/?kc=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+RSS%2Feweeksecurity+%28eWEEK+Security%29
12:37 <+Volatile> link explains enough
12:37 <+Volatile> no need to click
12:38 <+Volatile> those motherfuckers!
12:38 <+Volatile> i'm outraged.
12:38 <+Volatile> ..good thing ive never used pandora
13:06 <+Volatile> http://i.imgur.com/Cs3p4.gif
13:07 <+Volatile> AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
13:08 <Randy> mmmm, meat.
13:12 <+Volatile> if you think about it, it's a good solution to the amount of land cows take up
13:12 <+Volatile> as they give birth, instantly slaughter the young
13:12 <+Volatile> keeping only a small fraction of them to go to new births
13:12 <+Volatile> more tender meat for all!
13:35 <mi|kman> mmmm veal
13:39 <+Volatile> pre-natal veal
13:39 <+Volatile> yum
13:44 <@chrism> mi|kman: fyi, sunday, the smoker is getting fired up
13:44 <@chrism> it's been too long since i've had good bbq
13:44 <@chrism> thinking pork loin and maybe some ribs
13:44 <@chrism> fuck maybe it's brisket time
13:44 <@chrism> not sure yet
13:46 <sampson> cock
13:46 <sampson> (chicken)
13:46 <@chrism> Ya know, i've never had good luck w/ smoking chicken
13:46 <@chrism> it's hard to find papers that big
13:49 <sampson> just use one of my condoms
13:49 <sampson> they're that big
13:59 <@chrism> mi|kman: btw I emailed the brewers @ 3 Floyds asking for hints on my all grain gumballhead recipe
14:00 <@chrism> I think i've gotten fairly close to the numbers they publicize
14:02 <@chrism> http://hopville.com/recipe/604325/american-wheat-or-rye-beer-recipes/gumballhead---all-grain fwiw
14:02 <@chrism> \m/
14:02 <phobosd> mi|kman: btw i love dicks, and dicks in my mouth recipe
14:02 <@chrism> yes we know we know
14:02 <phobosd> mi|kman: \m/
14:02 <@chrism> COCK
14:04 <tronyx> what a coincidence phobosd, i happen to be a dick chef
14:05 <tronyx> can i cock you something delicious this evening?
14:07 <tronyx> http://www.gametrailers.com/video/red-faction-hawp/712581
14:09 <phobosd> no, i'm going to milwukee
14:09 <phobosd> but perhaps you can serve me your cock tomorrow night
14:09 <@chrism> why are you going to milwuakee?
14:10 <phobosd> cubs game
14:10 <phobosd> booze bus there, booze bus back
14:10 <@chrism> hahaha
14:10 <@chrism> right on
14:10 <phobosd> vendor is taking us out
14:10 <phobosd> apparently paying ~1k/mo for microwave interets for the office makes us a 'big account'
14:10 <@chrism> that's a 1.5 hour sales schpiel each way
14:10 <phobosd> HEH
14:10 <@chrism> hah
14:11 <@chrism> you guys doing microwave only there?
14:11 <phobosd> nah we got speakeasy under the street for failover
14:11 <phobosd> 5m line or something
14:11 <@chrism> aah werd
14:11 <phobosd> this wave is 30m in/out though
14:11 <phobosd> pretty nice
14:11 <@chrism> <3 that microwave stuff though
14:11 <@chrism> i mean we rocked that hardcore @ the compound forever and it was solid
14:11 <@chrism> i can't ever really remember it going down
14:17 <tronyx> kind of like your girlfriend after you had a baby
14:17 <tronyx> HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:18 <tronyx> hmmm that was inappropriate
14:18 <jeffm> kind of awesome http://tinyurl.com/5wcekb4
14:18 <tronyx> https://nealpoole.com/blog/2011/04/setting-up-php-fastcgi-and-nginx-dont-trust-the-tutorials-check-your-configuration/
14:19 <@chrism> what am i looking at
14:19 <sampson> i hate fastcgi in centos
14:20 <@chrism> you hate everything
14:20 <@chrism> except cat-ties
14:20 <@chrism> shup
14:20 <tronyx> oooooo thit hing rules
14:21 <tronyx> drag and click on jeffm's link for fun
14:21 <sampson> but no, php-cgi is impossible to debug on centos because it uses php 5.anceint
14:21 <jeffm> looks like i will be doing this for the rest of the day, hah
14:22 <tronyx> sampson: go to that link and pretend like you're deadmau5
14:22 <sampson> you can't use the fancy schmancy new one
14:22 <sampson> with the panel to tell you wtf it's doing
14:22 <sampson> youc an only use that stupid one that begins with an s and sucks dicks
14:22 <tronyx> will you stop crying sir
14:22 <tronyx> SIR
14:22 <sampson> no because you're not here to hold me
14:23 <tronyx> nobody is saying you need to go debug fastcgi
14:23 <tronyx> it was just a link, calm yoself
14:23 <tronyx> CPANEL PEOPLE CALM THIS MAN THE FUCK DOWN
14:23 <sampson> i love you
14:23 <tronyx> love you too dude
14:23 <tronyx> speaking of bro love, where's mattman?
14:23 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/6rjhC.jpg
14:23 <sampson> sam probably saw how much brolove he has on irc and banned him
14:24 <sampson> i used big boy words in that email
14:24 <sampson> I SAID CRUX
14:24 <tronyx> need some good games =[
14:26 <tronyx> kind of want to see hannah
14:26 <sampson> hahaha
14:26 <sampson> Here’s the facts, with sources to back up the numbers. I don’t even care if it’s another Democrat, but we’ve got to get Obama out of the White House…he’s breaking the country.
14:27 <sampson> Lon
14:27 <sampson> Subject: How Is This Change Working for You?
14:27 <sampson> and there's like all these prices showing % change of inflation compared to 2009
14:27 <sampson> my response is EPIC
14:27 <sampson> lon you cannot blame the entirety of inflation on a single person. the fed, bush, the government and the war all have played a role in this problem
14:27 <sampson> the economy didn't go "oh fuck a black guy's in office better go into a recession!"
14:27 <tronyx> CRUX
14:27 <sampson> ya when i send emails to andy i like to use big words
14:28 <sampson> because he's all IM A GRAMMARIAN NAZI
14:28 <sampson> so i'm like sup big words and i use them right and he gets all red in the face
14:28 <tronyx> crux is 4 letters
14:28 <tronyx> how are we defining big?
14:28 <sampson> >2
14:28 <tronyx> sick burn
14:29 <tronyx> sam do you have any PC game suggestions?
14:29 <tronyx> i don't want fucking, kitten island dance off
14:29 <sampson> nestalgia
14:29 <tronyx> cool
14:29 <tronyx> gonna recommend maplestory next?
14:29 <tronyx> that seems like a sam game
14:30 <sampson> only if you increase my fame in it
14:30 <sampson> anywho back to my sickburn
14:32 <+Volatile> sam, all you have to do is blame inflation on the fed from 10-20 years back
14:32 <+Volatile> (or deflation)
14:32 <sampson> dereinflation
14:32 <sampson> HEH
14:32 <sampson> dear switchresx
14:32 <sampson> i want to buy you
14:32 <+Volatile> plus, people automatically assume the word "inflation" is bad.
14:32 <sampson> but not for 14 euro
14:33 <sampson> sorry $24
14:34 <+Volatile> furthermore, the fed does not ask the president what he thinks, and does take instruction from the president, it does what it wants, when it wants
14:34 <sampson> yuppers
14:34 <+Volatile> so.. what your retarded co-worker means to say, is they need ben out of office.
14:34 <@chrism> ya know
14:34 <sampson> BUT OBAMA TOOK 'ER JERBS
14:34 <+Volatile> sad fact is that all the "inflation" has been good for our economy.
14:35 <@chrism> I'd like to point out that in your rebuttal to someone trying to blame the current state of inflation on the president, you say "you can't blame the president" and then blame bush partially
14:35 <@chrism> *cough*
14:35 <+Volatile> even if your co-worker isn't reaping the benefits yet.
14:35 <sampson> ROAR
14:35 <sampson> TEXTMATE I FUCKING HATE YOU
14:35 <@chrism> YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE TEXTMATE
14:35 <sampson> i need a new god damn text editor
14:35 <@chrism> lol
14:35 <+Volatile> vim
14:35 <sampson> dude it has glaring bugs since like forever
14:35 <+Volatile> begin.
14:35 <@chrism> like what?
14:35 <+Volatile> vim?
14:35 <sampson> open a file with a masssssssive one-liner
14:35 <sampson> it will just cry
14:35 <@chrism> wtf are you doing that has a massive one liner?
14:35 <+Volatile> i'd fuck vim if it'd have me
14:35 <+Volatile> ..but it wont
14:36 <sampson> editing a file i used printf on because i needed a massive mysql one liner
14:36 <@chrism> of course it'll shit itself, it's trying to figure out your broken syntax
14:36 <sampson> it's a mysql query
14:36 <@chrism> then your queries suck
14:36 <sampson> the problem is it can't scale horizontally properly
14:36 <sampson> it also caves in on huge files
14:36 <@chrism> JOINS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK THEM?
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14:36 <+Volatile> im terribad at sql
14:36 <+Volatile> :(
14:36 <@chrism> I can open up all of fucking easyapache in textmate
14:36 <+Volatile> someone point me to leet docs.
14:36 <@chrism> it does not cave on big files
14:36 <sampson> http://humbuckercode.co.uk/licks/tricks/avoid-textmate-crashes-large-xml/
14:36 <sampson> I AM NOT ALONE LOOK AT THAT TERRORIST
14:36 <+Volatile> sam, xml is bad.
14:36 <@chrism> well that's cause it tries to parse xml
14:37 <@chrism> lolololo
14:37 <sampson> no
14:37 <+Volatile> xml is the worst fucking format ever.
14:37 <@chrism> GET UR JSON ON
14:37 <sampson> it's a bug with one liners
14:37 <sampson> Textmate cannot really handle massive one-line files that well, and we all know and live with that.
14:37 <sampson> Textmate cannot really handle massive one-line files that well, and we all know and live with that.Textmate cannot really handle massive one-line files that well, and we all know and live with that.Textmate cannot really handle massive one-line files that well, and we all know and live with that.Textmate cannot really handle massive one-line files that well, and we all know and live with that.Textmate cannot really handle massive one-line files that well,
14:37 <+Volatile> hahahaha
14:37 <+Volatile> sam
14:37 <+Volatile> bottom of the page
14:37 <+Volatile> Melvin says:
14:37 <+Volatile> October 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm
14:37 <+Volatile> … or you could just check the files out using vim or less through a shell
14:37 <+Volatile> <Volatile> vim
14:37 <@chrism> hahaha
14:37 <+Volatile> ^^
14:37 <sampson> yeah i use vim
14:37 <@chrism> pmuch
14:37 <sampson> but i like lots of textmate
14:37 <@chrism> you shouldn't have massive one liners
14:37 <+Volatile> FUCK YEAH
14:37 <@chrism> if you do, you're fucking up
14:37 <sampson> like collapsable functions
14:37 <sampson> that's pretty sexy
14:37 <sampson> sorry i write sql commands
14:38 <sampson> why don't i just use perl to rip from the mysql .myi directly
14:38 <sampson> i'm sure there's a plugin for it
14:38 <@chrism> yeah if ONLY there was a way to break up a sql query across multiple lines
14:38 <@chrism> IF ONLY
14:38 <@chrism> *cough*
14:38 <sampson> don't wanna
14:38 <+Volatile> hah
14:38 <+Volatile> oshit
14:38 <sampson> regardless, it's a shitty fucking bug
14:38 <+Volatile> it was just brought up a notch
14:38 <@chrism> so then your shittily written query loses you the privilege of bitching
14:38 <@chrism> YOU LOSE
14:38 <@chrism> GOOD DAY SIR
14:38 <sampson> no mr wonka you lose for your epidermis is showing
14:38 <@chrism> have some of these /n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n
14:39 <+Volatile> sam, just ctrl-s and be done with it
14:39 <sampson> also i've been holding off buying textmate because 2 is supposed to come out
14:39 <sampson> (that was 3 years ago)
14:39 <+Volatile> what the fuck is a /n? is that like an MS-DOS LF?
14:39 <+Volatile> haha
14:39 <+Volatile> MS-DOS IS FUN/r/n
14:39 <+Volatile> sam, write your own editor
14:40 <+Volatile> alias samed=vi
14:40 <sampson> im makin it in erlang
14:40 <+Volatile> erlang is terrible
14:40 <+Volatile> write it in ruby
14:40 <sampson> i'm going to write the backend daemon portion in erlang
14:40 <+Volatile> FILE CACHING
14:40 <sampson> and then use erlang FIFO with ruby
14:40 <+Volatile> damn sam
14:40 <+Volatile> that's a great idea
14:40 <+Volatile> MULTIPLE PEOPLE CAN EDIT THE SAME FILE IN REAL-TIME
14:40 * Volatile patents
14:40 <sampson> and then on top of that, i'll use couchdb as a rdbm for managing files
14:41 <sampson> and projects
14:41 <+Volatile> fuck your couchdb, nigga
14:41 <sampson> and hten i'll push it all to the cloud
14:41 <sampson> so i cna use my text editor anywhere
14:41 <+Volatile> amazon's got it covered.
14:41 <jeffm> then ill use my rundmc
14:41 <+Volatile> srsly tho
14:41 <+Volatile> samed.c
14:41 <+Volatile> with a backend daemon that provides multi-client editing
14:42 <+Volatile> with automatic version control
14:42 <+Volatile> oh shit
14:42 <+Volatile> gettin' real
14:42 <sampson> oh hey a 2 year old version of switchresx that is cracked
14:42 <sampson> i'll just use that
14:42 <+Volatile> is that like FastDOS?
14:42 <+Volatile> INCREASING PROCESSOR SPEED * 2
14:43 <+Volatile> MEMORY INCREASED * 4
14:43 <+Volatile> You now have so much EMS memory, explosions in Wing Commander 2 take up the entire galaxy
14:43 <+m1k[3y]> oh fuck yea bro
14:43 <+Volatile> You cannot defeat the Drakhai!
14:44 <+Volatile> http://drakhai.ytmnd.com/
14:44 <sampson> hahaha wtf
14:44 <+Volatile> haha
14:44 <+Volatile> sam, if you had spent less time finding a suitable man to twink for, you'd have played WC2, and know exactly what im talking about.
14:45 <+Volatile> TERRAN SCUM
14:45 * Volatile flies his spaceship into sam's battlecruiser
14:45 <+Volatile> ...
14:46 <sampson> i can't get to my second monitor :(
14:46 <+Volatile> man.. im so glad that IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY
14:46 <sampson> this version of switchresx does not work on snow leopard :(
14:46 <tronyx> lol wait what sampson? you play maplestory?
14:47 <sampson> no
14:47 <+Volatile> hahaha
14:47 <+Volatile> fucking maplestory
14:47 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/6rjhC.jpg
14:48 <tronyx> idk dude, maplestory seems like a total sam game
14:49 <+Volatile> bleh
14:49 <+Volatile> i did some gunbound server rse with a guy who had managed to reverse all of maplestory's client/server protocol
14:49 <+Volatile> and had his own maplestory site
14:49 <+Volatile> coded the entire server in VB
14:50 <+Volatile> had several thousand active users
14:50 <+Volatile> heh
14:50 <tronyx> what was it called?
14:51 <+Volatile> trying to find the site
14:51 <+Volatile> i never played maplestory
14:51 <+Volatile> just saw some screenshots of his beta work
14:54 <+Volatile> all my bookmarks are gone since i got muh new box
14:54 <+Volatile> heh
14:54 <+Volatile> at least in rinux
14:54 <+Volatile> haven't imported them
14:57 <@chrism> phobosd: http://twitter.com/tool
14:57 <@chrism> lol
14:57 <@chrism> apparently it's MJK
15:00 <phobosd> whoa nice
15:00 <phobosd> followeeddddddd
15:01 <+Volatile> i clicked twice.
15:08 <tronyx> sam
15:08 <tronyx> we should start a pro maplestory clan
15:12 <tronyx> oooo gunbound. i used to love that shit Volatile
15:16 <sampson> word
15:16 <sampson> im game
16:07 <+m1k[3y]> 6PM yet?
16:12 <n|cotine> no.
16:28 <tronyx> HI
16:33 <sampson> NO HI 4 U
16:34 <@chrism> dear god i love me some inexpierenced project managers hyped up on 4 cans of redbull
16:34 <@chrism> I'm like |---| far from saying "Dude, go sit down at your desk, and calm down"
16:55 <+Volatile> haha
16:55 <+Volatile> DUDE.. DID R U IMPLEMENT THAT NEW DAEMON I THOUGHT OF WHILE ON THE TOILET ?!?
16:56 <+m1k[3y]> oh.my.fucking.god
16:56 <sampson> so is london on board
16:56 <+m1k[3y]> the cto just walked over here and said
16:56 <+m1k[3y]> the big boss wants to see what's going on in the world of the webmasters
16:56 <+m1k[3y]> i am going to throw myself out the window
16:56 <@chrism> "well sir, webmasters died in the 90's"
16:56 <sampson> you should direct him to #chicago
16:56 <+m1k[3y]> hahha
16:59 <+Volatile> Also, you'll get free Steam copies of Dungeon Siege and Dungeon Siege II right now if you pre-order the game. Those two games will each last you 20-30+ hours easily if I remember the time I spent on them back in the day; they were really ridiculously long.
16:59 <sampson> o snap
16:59 <sampson> those games were fun
16:59 <sampson> oh wait i can steal them
16:59 <sampson> HAH
17:00 <+Volatile> wowz
17:00 <+Volatile> do want this preorder deal
17:00 <+Volatile> going nao
17:03 <+Volatile> wwww snap
17:03 <+Volatile> downloadin' like a champ
17:04 <sampson> lol vol
17:04 <sampson> Sam,
17:04 <sampson> I wasn’t saying I was blaming it all on Obama…I just said we need to get him out of there before he screws it up any worse. And don’t play the “race card†on me, buddy. That just doesn’t work with me!!!
17:04 <sampson> my response:
17:04 <sampson> but obama isn't related to inflation at all
17:04 <sampson> you need to focus on the fed as they're the ones that create currency, control inflation and the president has 0 control over the fed
17:04 <sampson> he might have increased spending but that doesn't do anything in regards to the value of the dollar, it's debt incurred to our government. while his spending is insane it has 0 relevancy to inflation.
17:04 <sampson> gas prices are higher due to the war in the middle east and the uprisings currently happening, not because we spent 4 trillion billion million dollars.
17:04 <sampson> want to fix our economy? it's simple - end the war. we would have trillions to spend on our actual country instead of playing world police on a war we can't win.
17:05 <@chrism> you accidentally referred to only one war
17:05 <@chrism> lololo
17:05 <sampson> he's a tea partier
17:05 <sampson> to him all wars are the war
17:05 <sampson> because it's for democracy and jobs
17:05 <sampson> :singletear:
17:05 <+Volatile> tea party means informed.
17:05 <sampson> obv
17:06 <+Volatile> i love how trump is all over the birther shit now
17:06 <+Volatile> this is a sure sign he will run for president
17:06 <+Volatile> because he's only doing it to garner the tea party votes
17:06 <@chrism> haha ya think?
17:07 <sampson> i can't stand either party anymore
17:07 <@chrism> fucking epic troll if so
17:07 <+Volatile> i'd bet everything i own on it.
17:07 <@chrism> yeah fuck both parties to be quite honest
17:07 <sampson> can i re-register my voters card to have no party affiliation
17:07 <+Volatile> he was on tv last year standing up for obama being a citizen
17:07 <sampson> i've only ever done that once
17:07 <@chrism> is Trump the new Perot?
17:07 <+Volatile> immediately after he decides to run, he's a birther
17:07 <+Volatile> im sure he called all his friends and said: sorry, i gotta do this to get all teh retards on board.
17:07 <sampson> totally no problem with electing big business as president
17:07 <sampson> :|
17:08 <+Volatile> you're an idiot sam. big corporations care about the little guy.
17:08 <sampson> he TOTALLY won't have private intrests at all
17:08 <+Volatile> IF YOU CAN GO BANKRUPT AND BECOME RICH AGAIN, YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL.
17:09 <+Volatile> course, trump's version of bankrupt is some people's idea of retirement
17:09 <+Volatile> ..but whatever.
17:09 <sampson> vol
17:09 <sampson> where's the sotc remake
17:09 <+Volatile> know what baby boomers expect to retire on?
17:09 <+Volatile> 500k
17:09 <sampson> and ico
17:09 <+Volatile> sam, delayed
17:09 <+Volatile> :(
17:10 <sampson> till when
17:10 <+Volatile> unnaounced afaict
17:10 <+Volatile> ksdjfhsdf
17:10 <+Volatile> ygmm.
17:10 <sampson> noooooooooooo~~
17:10 <+Volatile> the best place to monitor release dates is gamefly
17:10 <+Volatile> srs.
17:10 <+Volatile> they always put that shit up a week before anyone in the "game press" finds out
17:11 <+Volatile> i made the mistake of commenting on a destructoid post, where some blogger there was like " SUPER SEKRET RELEASE INFO JUST OBTAINED EXCLUSIVELY BY DESTRUCTOID"
17:11 <+Volatile> etcetc
17:11 <+Volatile> and i commented that gamefly had shown that release date for 10 days
17:11 <+Volatile> super flamed.
17:11 <+Volatile> 'it wasnt official' yadda yadda
17:11 <+Volatile> but yah.. put shit in a queue on gamefly
17:11 <+Volatile> even if you dont pay for it
17:12 <+Volatile> or just ask my no-life ass i guess.
17:12 <sampson> i'll just bug you
17:12 <sampson> because i don't have a gamefly account
17:12 <sampson> also here's a pic of my cat 4 u http://i.imgur.com/i3GE4.jpg
17:12 <+Volatile> you can make a queue even without payng
17:12 <+Volatile> lawl
17:12 <+Volatile> that poor-poor cat.
17:14 <+Volatile> ~ i came to dance, dance, dance ~
17:15 <sampson> chrism: HATE YOU
17:15 <sampson> just f y i
17:15 <@chrism> WHAT
17:15 <sampson> how the fuck do i start djbdns on ns2.rec
17:15 <+Volatile> hahaha
17:15 <+Volatile> svc -u /service/tinydns
17:16 <+Volatile> svc -u /service/dnscache
17:16 <+Volatile> amirite?
17:16 <@chrism> yeah it's dnscache
17:16 <@chrism> should be something like that
17:16 <@chrism> it's been awhile, i don't remember tbh =P
17:16 <+Volatile> brb, sending resume to steal sam's job
17:16 <@chrism> i'd have to look and then i could peg it in about 20 seconds for ya
17:16 <@chrism> heh
17:17 <@chrism> sampson: i config'd it in the same way the docs say to,f wiw, nothing custom
17:17 <sampson> thanks vol
17:17 <+Volatile> worked?
17:17 <sampson> vol this is literally the only freebsd server in our network
17:18 <@chrism> shit's been rolling strong for years too =P
17:18 <+Volatile> all those djb services pmuch all start from /service
17:18 <@chrism> yeah fuck his daemon tools shit
17:18 <@chrism> i hate it
17:18 <+Volatile> should be a symlink for each service it monitors in /service
17:19 <+Volatile> yeah, not a huge fan of supervise
17:19 <+Volatile> it's not needed
17:19 <@chrism> nope
17:19 <+Volatile> if something crashes, fix it.
17:19 <@chrism> at all
17:19 <+Volatile> dont just restart it.
17:19 <+Volatile> some twat got the bright idea of implementing supervise as init
17:19 <+Volatile> *wow*
17:19 <+Volatile> worst shit ever.
17:20 <+Volatile> had a customer using it.. took me forever to figure out htf it worked.
17:20 <+Volatile> 'HAR HARHAR .. EVERYTHING RUNS UNDER INIT .. BHWHAHWHA NOW NOTHING CAN EVER CRASH'
17:21 <+Volatile> my cat loves string cheese :(
17:21 <+Volatile> cant pop a string cheese open without the cat attacking me
17:23 <sampson> vol
17:23 <sampson> any idea where djbdns config hides
17:28 <@chrism> heh what part of the config
17:28 <@chrism> =P
17:28 <@chrism> it's all files man
17:28 <sampson> yeah i passed it off to eric since i was supposed to be off 30 minutes ago XD
17:28 <@chrism> /usr/local/etc/dnscache/ should be what you want
17:29 <@chrism> aah werd
17:29 <sampson> no you did it stupid
17:29 <sampson> it's in /etc/dnscache
17:29 <@chrism> aah installed via source, not ports then
17:29 <@chrism> and by stupid you mean "by the docs which you're too fucking stubborn to read"
17:29 <@chrism> *cough*
17:30 * sampson looks at the clock
17:30 <sampson> deal
17:30 <sampson> with
17:30 <sampson> it
17:30 <@chrism> lolololo
17:30 <@chrism> NMP
17:38 <+Volatile> eh
17:38 <+Volatile> djbdns does not install anything under /etc
17:38 <+Volatile> dnscache would install from sourcve under /var/dnscache
17:38 <+Volatile> fyi.
17:38 <+Volatile> ports probably put it in /etc
17:38 <@chrism> nah ports goes to /usr/local/etc
17:38 <@chrism> yay freebsd
17:38 <+Volatile> why the fuck is it in /etc
17:38 <+Volatile> that's weird.
17:39 <+Volatile> FUCK BULLSHIT, MAN
17:39 <@chrism> I might have symlinked /etc/dnscache over or something, hell hard to tell it's been what 4 years?
17:39 <@chrism> lol
17:39 <+Volatile> heh
17:39 <+Volatile> well, gg, valve.
17:39 <+Volatile> they managed to get me to preorder DS3
17:39 <+Volatile> which is fine
17:39 <+Volatile> ..but DS1 doesn't even run on new systems
17:40 <@chrism> haha
17:40 <+Volatile> shit looks like it was made for N64
17:40 <+Volatile> heh
17:45 <+Volatile> loo
17:45 <+Volatile> managed to get it to run
17:45 <+Volatile> got through the intro sequence
17:45 <+Volatile> fall through world
17:45 <+Volatile> crash
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