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#Chicago on Thursday, April 14, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic
http://www.itworld.com/security/155773/doj-gets-court-permission-attack-botnet
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/emporio-armani-rose-gold-watch/3136457
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ca/casio-gents-edifice-chronograph-multi-dial-watch.jpg
http://www.amazon.com/Tissot-Mens-T17158652-Chronograph-Watch/dp/B000L3CHC0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1302792091&sr=8-2
http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B001RNOMUS/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_3?ie=UTF8&index=3
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-04-14/goldman-sachs-credit-default-swaps-jump-as-levin-claims-bank-duped-clients.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic&feature=player_embedded
http://pastebin.com/UdU3Tavs
http://search.cpan.org/~berle/SOAP-Simple-0.00_03/lib/SOAP/Simple.pm
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703551304576261081220018422.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
http://www.reddit.com/r/xbox360/comments/gob4l/huge_sale_on_xbox_live_marketplace/
http://pastebin.com/WfDLffmb
http://i.imgur.com/AutwE.jpg
http://www.nnscript.com
http://www.esnation.com


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Thu Apr 14 00:00:48 2011
00:02 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic
00:02 <sampson> this is how i cook
00:02 <sampson> irl
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00:02 <elf-> hey
00:03 <elf-> i need to findmyself a job asap
00:03 <elf-> i need i need cash
00:04 <sampson> get a haircut
00:05 <elf-> got one already
00:10 <sampson> then get a new job
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07:41 <+Volatile> ohi
08:23 <Orb_> obihai
08:43 <tronyx> morning
08:49 <tronyx> so tired
08:59 <+Volatile> heh
08:59 <+Volatile> up too late?
09:05 <@scrim> same and I slept like 12 hours
09:21 <+Volatile> weird
09:21 <+Volatile> i dunno hoiw much sleep i got, but i woke up at like 1am and it took a good hour or two to fall back asleep
09:21 <+Volatile> had a hard time gettin' up
09:21 <+Volatile> so maybe like six hours of sleep
09:21 <+Volatile> not enough
09:23 <+Volatile> wow
09:24 <+Volatile> the Daily WTF guys sold $5,000 WTF mugs with personal delivery
09:24 <+Volatile> and sold out
09:24 <+Volatile> haha
09:27 <+Volatile> Western fantasy role-playing games have moved in different directions over the years. You have the European type of games like Two Worlds II, the Gothic series, and the original The Witcher. Games that tend to expect a lot of patience from the player while giving you a huge amount of things to do in an open, yet usually (or initially) buggy world.
09:27 <+Volatile> Then you have games like Dragon Age II that streamline the more hardcore elements to provide a more polished experience, but at the same time restrict your freedom in terms of customizability and things like crafting.
09:27 <+Volatile> Now it looks like we finally have a game that tries to do it all, and in doing so might blow anything away that we've grown to kind of accept in recent years. If you were one of those people that complained about Game X and said "I'll wait for Witcher 2 instead," then congratulations: you were right.
09:27 * Volatile giggles with excitement
09:28 <+Volatile> holy fuck. these screenshots are crazy
09:29 <+Volatile> I looked back on my experience with Dragon Age II afterwards, and BioWare's fantasy RPG now feels like it's in almost every way a mere toddler in the shadow of The Witcher 2. That's not to say DA II sucked, but a single village in The Witcher 2 already has more personality than all of Kirkwall.
09:29 <+Volatile> hahaha
09:29 <+Volatile> amen.
09:30 <+Volatile> Characters feel human and treat you like an adult, the player is expected to deal with temporal jumps in narrative to keep up with the story, choices actually carry weight, and oh my god the breast textures!
09:30 <+Volatile> fuck.yeah.
09:30 <+Volatile> May 17th: LIFE GONE
09:33 <@scrim> Witcher 2 eh?
09:33 <@scrim> what platform?
09:33 <+Volatile> PC
09:33 <@scrim> nice
09:33 <+Volatile> and xbox i believe
09:33 <@scrim> maybe I can play it
09:34 <+Volatile> that guy said he had the game on medium settings
09:34 <+Volatile> with some 2 year old box
09:34 <+Volatile> sounded like a pretty shitty 2 year old rig too
09:34 <@scrim> excelent, that's about how good my laptop is
09:34 <+Volatile> witcher 1 was great
09:34 <+Volatile> despite bugs, etc
09:34 <+Volatile> only good 'adult' rpg ive ever played.
09:35 <+Volatile> fucking bank cashed my check 7 days ago.. and i still have nothing to show for it
09:35 <@scrim> adult as in there are boobs and swearing or adult as in its not designed for 10 year olds?
09:35 <+Volatile> well, there are boobs and swearing, and rampant use of drugs by characters
09:35 <+Volatile> ..but no
09:36 <+Volatile> i meant the story isn't about some faggy little japanese boy who becomes a man by saving the world
09:36 <@scrim> ah yeah ok good :)
09:36 <+Volatile> ..and you aren't force-fed the story by EA
09:36 <+Volatile> you aren't forced to give a shit about any specific characters
09:36 <@scrim> like I might actually care about the plot enough to wonder what happens, instead of ignoring it and just hacking whatever monster currently stands in front of me?
09:36 <@scrim> sounds good :)
09:37 <@scrim> or at least, better than average
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09:37 <+Volatile> (no offense, sam. i know you love your men and jrpgs)
09:37 <+Volatile> heh
09:37 <+Volatile> witcher's little elements are well done
09:38 <+Volatile> srsly.. one of the silly little side quests was better than most of the drivel EA's developers put out
09:38 <SidWork> Good Morning
09:38 <+Volatile> in witcher, there's a white powder (drug) that is pretty much shunned by the upper-class
09:38 <+Volatile> it happens to make abusers sneeze a bit
09:38 <+Volatile> you can find these characters strewn throughout the game
09:39 <+Volatile> and you can even learn to make the drug
09:39 <+Volatile> especially in the ghetto areas of cities
09:39 <+Volatile> you'll hear a bit of sneezing
09:39 <+Volatile> heh
09:39 <+Volatile> hio sid
09:40 <+Volatile> weird.. my bank's 'contact us' form refers to my debit card as a 'Plastic' card
09:40 <+Volatile> heh
09:40 <@scrim> heh
09:43 <+Volatile> get the witcher, brah
09:44 <+Volatile> your older system will definitely play it
09:44 <+Volatile> i'm sure it's cheap as fuck now too
09:44 <+Volatile> probably like $12-15
09:44 <+Volatile> just remembered! i get my igourmet order today. wewp!
09:45 <+Volatile> got some saffron comin, and some boar sausage
09:45 <+Volatile> cpl diff sausages actually
10:05 <sampson> lo
10:05 <sampson> i'd buy saffron but idk how to cook mediterranian food
10:06 <sampson> so it'd be a waste of a lot of money
10:09 <sampson> did you get the shit that's like $200 or the knock off crap
10:10 <+Volatile> EMAILS SUPPOSEDLY SENT by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg to Paul Ceglia have been leaked online and they look genuine, lending credence to Ceglia's claim to own half of the immensely successful social notworking website.
10:10 <+Volatile> sam, i got a gram for $25
10:10 <+Volatile> it's real saffron
10:10 <sampson> ic
10:10 <sampson> igormet has a tin for $150
10:10 <+Volatile> a tin goes for about $150
10:10 <sampson> you should've done that
10:10 <+Volatile> yeah
10:10 <tronyx> http://www.itworld.com/security/155773/doj-gets-court-permission-attack-botnet
10:10 <+Volatile> nah
10:10 <+Volatile> i'd never go through that much saffron
10:11 <+Volatile> lawl
10:11 <+Volatile> if i lived in a country with no extradition or laws against hax0ring, i'd release my supar mega unstoppable botnet
10:14 <+Volatile> comcast has 150M cable
10:14 <+Volatile> funny.. the comcast out here is fucking shit
10:14 <+Volatile> i rarely can get the b/w i pay for.
10:14 <+Volatile> my DSL has higher availability
10:14 <sampson> i always max out my cable :)
10:14 <+Volatile> it's never down, and never has issues reaching its max
10:14 <sampson> but they also ramped the fiber out here like WHOA the last 2 years
10:14 <+Volatile> meetung!
10:14 <sampson> in the hopes of getting datacenters to relocate
10:18 <+Volatile> wewp
10:18 <+Volatile> i love these meetings where everyone is at conferences
10:19 <+Volatile> it was like a quick chat over coffee
10:19 <+Volatile> heh
10:19 <+Volatile> 'see ya later!'
10:19 <+Volatile> i actually snuck a question into a lawyer for a friend about the cable service out here
10:19 <+Volatile> asked him if there was any possibility of a class action
10:20 <+Volatile> paying for 12M, get no better than 1M most of the time
10:20 <@chrism> and the answer?
10:20 <@chrism> cause really most cell companies have to let you out of contracts and whatnot if they can't provide service
10:20 <+Volatile> he said it would be very expensive.
10:20 <@chrism> so I'd think the same would apply to cablecos?
10:20 <@chrism> yeah =(
10:20 <+Volatile> there's no contract
10:20 <+Volatile> it's just a monthly payment
10:21 <@chrism> hrm
10:21 <@chrism> well in that case, yeah they have the option to go elsewhere
10:21 <+Volatile> pmuch
10:21 <+Volatile> and i'd have to prove the failure to provide the service
10:21 <+Volatile> which would be costly
10:21 <+Volatile> 3rd party would hafta do it
10:21 <+Volatile> etc
10:21 <@chrism> hyeah
10:21 <@chrism> well hrm
10:21 <+Volatile> can't show up in court with vol's rrdtool
10:21 <+Volatile> haha
10:21 <@chrism> lol
10:22 <+Volatile> i wasn't really serious about it.. i just happen to have several people involved in law around me.. and i ask them stupid shit occasionally
10:22 <+Volatile> heh
10:22 <+Volatile> i almsot accidentally bought a ladies watch for myself the other day
10:22 <+Volatile> haha
10:25 <+Volatile> http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/emporio-armani-rose-gold-watch/3136457
10:25 <+Volatile> there's a men's and women's version
10:25 <+Volatile> they look almost identical
10:25 <+Volatile> in pictures
10:36 <tronyx> not a fan of it
10:37 <tronyx> looks too....too much like all of the other watches being made these days
10:37 <+Volatile> well
10:38 <+Volatile> i need a more everyday watch
10:38 <+Volatile> something a bit more 'sporty', though i hate to use that term
10:39 <+Volatile> my movado stands out a bit too much. need something a little less flashy, ya know?
10:39 <tronyx> yea i know exactly what you mean
10:39 <tronyx> something sporty eh
10:39 <tronyx> have you looked at some of the tissots?
10:40 <@scrim> just get a citizen eco drive or whatever
10:40 <@scrim> generic I guess, but it won't stand out :)
10:40 <+Volatile> fucking love that the closest thing to a tailor in the biggest city nearest me, is a funeral home
10:40 <tronyx> http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ca/casio-gents-edifice-chronograph-multi-dial-watch.jpg
10:40 <tronyx> that's what i wear to clients. i get weird looks from computer people when i wear nice watches
10:40 <+Volatile> yeesh
10:41 <tronyx> they tend to listen more when i wear a casio lol
10:41 <@chrism> what?
10:41 <+Volatile> wayyy too much going on, on the face
10:41 <@chrism> does it have the lunar time too
10:41 <@chrism> cause i need that
10:41 <tronyx> http://www.amazon.com/Tissot-Mens-T17158652-Chronograph-Watch/dp/B000L3CHC0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1302792091&sr=8-2
10:41 <+Volatile> i dont like a spaceshuttle control panel on my watch face.
10:41 <@chrism> HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM
10:42 <@chrism> LOLOLOLO
10:42 <+Volatile> that's a lil better, but dont like the band
10:42 <@chrism> they're still super pissed about the space shuttle down here
10:42 <@chrism> lol
10:42 <+Volatile> ripoff breitling band
10:42 <tronyx> you can't call it a ripoff just because it's most often associated with breitling
10:42 <@scrim> hardly anyone I know wears a watch anymore
10:42 <+Volatile> well.. tbh, i dont really like breitlings
10:43 <@scrim> cell phones show the time
10:43 <tronyx> if you boil all watches down to that, everything is a rolex, breitling, tag, etc. copy
10:43 <+Volatile> breitlings are expensive, ugly watches
10:43 <m1k[3y]> hello #chicago
10:43 <+Volatile> imo.
10:43 <@chrism> hahaha
10:43 <m1k[3y]> #CHICAGO!!!!!
10:43 <@chrism> so I posted some random comment about disliking obama on my profile
10:43 <+Volatile> scrim, only jewerly i'l wear is a watch
10:43 <@scrim> cool
10:43 <@chrism> and my step mother in law or whatever was like "HUCKABEE"
10:43 <+Volatile> a watch is like a necklace to me, but functional
10:43 <@chrism> and i've been waiting... waiting for someone to say something
10:43 <@scrim> all i wear is a wedding ring, before that, nothing :)
10:43 <@scrim> sure
10:43 <+Volatile> or a band, etc
10:43 <+Volatile> i suppose if i ever get married i'll wear a ring
10:43 <+Volatile> heh
10:44 <@chrism> today, drew did it
10:44 <@chrism> lol
10:44 <+Volatile> cuff links
10:44 <@scrim> heh for that matter these days, I should be able to get a ring that shows the time :)
10:44 <+Volatile> i'll wear cufflinks too
10:44 <+Volatile> hah
10:44 <+Volatile> it's not about telling time, though it's easier to look at your wrist than reach into your poicket, grab phone
10:44 <@scrim> yeah i guess so
10:45 <+Volatile> just like tronyx kinda said, it's a status type thing
10:45 <m1k[3y]> haha chrism
10:45 <+Volatile> $20 casio watch, $350 armani, $10k rolex, etc
10:45 <+Volatile> i dont mean money status tho
10:46 <+Volatile> a watch is like a good belt. most people have no idea how much your belt cost
10:46 <+Volatile> ..and they probably don't give a shit either
10:46 <+Volatile> but a really nice belt looks a hell of a lot better than a cheap one
10:47 <@scrim> true
10:47 <+Volatile> http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B001RNOMUS/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_3?ie=UTF8&index=3
10:47 <+Volatile> yikes
10:47 <+Volatile> that picture makes that watch look like total garbage
10:48 <+Volatile> watches are hard to photo :\
10:48 <+Volatile> oh sweet.. i found another local tailor: Linwood Cemetary
10:48 <+Volatile> cemetery too
10:48 <+Volatile> gotta get the fuck out of this area heh
10:49 <sampson> hrm
10:49 <sampson> how can i preload portal 2 on osx if i bought the ps3 version
10:50 <kawaiiblu> hiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:50 <kawaiiblu> miss me?
10:50 <@chrism> OH FUCK IT'S KAWAIIBLU
10:50 <kawaiiblu> OH FUCK!
10:50 <sampson> cheese it
10:50 <@chrism> hahaha
10:50 <@chrism> </bender>
10:50 <kawaiiblu> i'm so tired. we went out last night again and got home around 1am
10:51 <@chrism> ouch
10:51 <kawaiiblu> i had to leave my car downtown because the valet guys had left for the night
10:51 <@chrism> heheh
10:51 <@chrism> what
10:51 <@chrism> fuckers
10:51 <@chrism> =(
10:51 <kawaiiblu> lol
10:51 <@chrism> woah
10:51 <kawaiiblu> i took the ct to work for the first time in about a year
10:51 <@chrism> it's thursday
10:51 <@chrism> wtf
10:51 <kawaiiblu> yessir
10:52 <kawaiiblu> this was a second night in a row staying out so late too
10:52 <sampson> sounds like you had a fun night
10:52 <kawaiiblu> today, we need to go home early and eat steak
10:52 <+Volatile> heh
10:52 <kawaiiblu> phobosd: steak
10:52 <sampson> lol i asked andy if he tried out a game yesterday and he was like NO BUT I TRIED 6 SHOTS OF JAMEO I THINK I LIKE IT
10:52 <kawaiiblu> hahaha
10:52 <m1k[3y]> what a bunch of bullshit
10:52 <m1k[3y]> http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-04-14/goldman-sachs-credit-default-swaps-jump-as-levin-claims-bank-duped-clients.html
10:52 <kawaiiblu> that's a pretty good response
10:53 <+Volatile> heh
10:53 <+Volatile> GS = $$
10:54 <m1k[3y]> those guys belong in jail
10:54 <m1k[3y]> but instead we will bail them out
10:54 <m1k[3y]> *shrug*
10:55 <+Volatile> even better idea
10:55 <+Volatile> next time they decide to make a shitload of money
10:55 <+Volatile> get in on it
10:55 <+Volatile> the biggest transfer in wealth since the original depression just happened.
10:56 <+Volatile> ..and some would argue, it's still happening, even if at the tail end.
10:56 <SidWork> Shit is going to hit the fan
10:56 <SidWork> 14 trillion in debt
10:57 <SidWork> Dollor is dropping in value
10:57 <SidWork> everything will be more expensive
10:57 <SidWork> gas - food - etc
10:57 <SidWork> but don't worry
10:57 <SidWork> The oil money will pay for everything
11:00 <+Volatile> the shit already hit the fan
11:00 <+Volatile> it hits the fan pretty regularly
11:00 <+Volatile> so wait for it to hit the fan again, and make some cash along with the bigboys
11:00 <+Volatile> ..or just complain about it
11:01 <+Volatile> it will happen anyway
11:01 <+Volatile> only difference between you and the bigboys, is the size of the purse, and they can control the market, you cannot.
11:02 <+Volatile> (obviously)
11:02 <+Volatile> heh
11:02 <@chrism> i can control the market, with my mind.
11:02 <@chrism> i just choose not to
11:02 <@scrim> eheh
11:02 <+Volatile> DO ITR
11:02 <@chrism> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY YOUR CAPITALIST SCUM GAMES
11:02 <@scrim> let me buy something and you make it go up 5000% ok?
11:02 <+Volatile> hah
11:02 <sampson> vol: this is how i could and you should too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic&feature=player_embedded
11:02 <+Volatile> could what
11:02 <@chrism> i relegate my power to creating small isolated thunderstorms over topeka, ks
11:03 <@scrim> ahah
11:03 <+Volatile> fuck kansas!
11:03 <+Volatile> heh
11:03 <sampson> chrism: click utub
11:03 <@chrism> hahah pmuch
11:04 <+Volatile> but i already know h0wz to make teh swedeballs
11:04 <sampson> watch
11:04 <sampson> fagmar
11:04 <@chrism> what am i watching
11:04 <+Volatile> i'm 12, and what the FUCK is this
11:04 <sampson> how everyone should cook
11:04 <@chrism> does it have a twist ending?
11:04 <@chrism> or something?
11:04 <+Volatile> dude
11:04 <+Volatile> it's long.
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11:04 <+Volatile> and boring
11:04 <@chrism> guest appearances
11:04 <+Volatile> can i skip to the end?
11:04 <sampson> much like you
11:05 <@chrism> is conan going to come out?
11:05 <@scrim> is this the heavy metal meatballs video or whatever?
11:05 <@scrim> where the guy is like slamming things around etc
11:05 <@scrim> yep
11:05 <sampson> lol
11:05 <@chrism> yeah this is dumb
11:05 <sampson> <coworker>: ok i lied i got one more q for you
11:05 <@scrim> it's funny :)
11:05 <sampson> I GOT NO ANSWERS FOR YOU ARE OUT OF HINT COINS
11:06 <+Volatile> there's an emo kid at the end
11:06 <+Volatile> that was kinda interesting.
11:06 <+Volatile> he's fat too
11:06 <+Volatile> unusual emo kid.
11:06 <+Volatile> i thought emo's didnt eat because they're so depressed they never have an appetite
11:10 <sampson> no just you
11:10 <+Volatile> just me what?
11:11 <@chrism> and now i get to rewrite all the code i've done in the past two weeks in Test::More syntax
11:11 <@chrism> =(
11:11 <+Volatile> whys that
11:11 <@chrism> automated test suite
11:11 <@chrism> basically unit tests broken out into an automated system
11:12 <@chrism> we push a new dev build, the automated system goes RAWR against it
11:12 <@chrism> alerts when shit doesn't fly right, etc
11:14 <@chrism> like, for example, the shit i was doing the last couple of days was this
11:14 <@chrism> http://pastebin.com/UdU3Tavs
11:14 <+Volatile> yeah, got that part, but why rewrite
11:14 <@chrism> more or less
11:14 <@chrism> oh, cause our test suite is built around remote checks via SSH
11:14 <@chrism> my shit is built to run locally
11:14 <+Volatile> ohz
11:14 <@chrism> now at first I was like "lemme just scp my shit to the remote node, run the tests and return a hash with all the results"
11:15 <sampson> hey duder
11:15 <sampson> scp it
11:15 <@chrism> but they want it EXACTLY like the old code, which is kind ghetto tbh
11:15 <sampson> then use if [[ blah ]]
11:15 <@chrism> oh shit
11:15 <+Volatile> damn
11:15 <+Volatile> pro tip
11:15 <sampson> the return code from the ssh in blah is the return code of the script
11:15 <@chrism> can I do a while in there too?
11:15 <+Volatile> next he's going to check the result in $?
11:15 <sampson> ya bro
11:15 <+Volatile> EPIC
11:15 <@chrism> AWWWSNAP
11:15 <+Volatile> why the fuck didn't i think of that
11:15 <sampson> AWWWWWWWWSNAP
11:15 <@chrism> $? UP IN THIS BITCH
11:15 <+Volatile> haha
11:15 <sampson> kill $$
11:15 <sampson> that was directed at you vol
11:15 <@chrism> UR $? IS MY $_
11:16 <@chrism> WHATTYA THINK ABOUT THAT
11:16 <sampson> see my last comment
11:17 <@chrism> ya know, i'm still not sure if this is cleaner than doing an NRPE based test system
11:18 <tronyx> damn, you should sent that to m1k[3y]
11:18 <tronyx> he's a real tomcat guru
11:18 <@chrism> haha
11:18 <tronyx> and tomcat is intuitive and simple
11:18 <@chrism> yes it is
11:18 <@chrism> it is like the l
11:18 <@chrism> er ls
11:18 <@chrism> of the ... something world
11:18 <m1k[3y]> hahah
11:18 <tronyx> vagina
11:18 <tronyx> i think the word you're looking for is, "vagina"
11:24 <+Volatile> <?xml version="1.0"><tomcat desc="FUCK THIS GAY XML SHIT"><srs /></tomcat>
11:25 <+Volatile> i could have just typed "FUCK THIS GAY XML SHIT. srs."
11:25 <+Volatile> but instead I wanted to encode it in XML
11:25 <+Volatile> cuz XML is so awesome.
11:28 <m1k[3y]> i want to know what fucking person decided XML was a good way to write to write a config file
11:28 <+Volatile> m1key
11:28 <+Volatile> amen.
11:28 <+Volatile> i have been asking myself that same question for years
11:29 <tronyx> probably Micrap$oft
11:29 <tronyx> LOLOLOLOL
11:29 <tronyx> linux
11:29 <@chrism> hahahaahhahahahahaha
11:29 <@chrism> ahaha
11:29 <@chrism> hahaa
11:29 <@chrism> hasldjkf
11:29 <@chrism> klasdjfla;dsf;asdf
11:29 <@chrism> 3
11:29 <+Volatile> anyone who WANTS to use XML for anything, is a masochist
11:29 <sampson> i wish mattman were here
11:29 <sampson> he'd shower us in the virtues of xml
11:29 <+Volatile> no, im pretty sure XML is the result of hippy GNU idiots
11:30 <+Volatile> why the fuck would MSFT want to develop and use an open format?
11:30 <sampson> yeah but .net is very pro xml
11:30 <+Volatile> lawl?
11:30 <@chrism> I think mattman freely says that xml sucks and uses json for *
11:30 <@scrim> xml might be easy for a machine to read, but it's horrible for a human
11:30 <+Volatile> everyone has to be pro-xml, because so many people implement support for it in the core of every language
11:30 <+Volatile> it's *not* easy for a machine to read
11:30 <@chrism> scrim: it's not any easier for a machine to read
11:30 <@chrism> lolol
11:30 <@scrim> oh ahah
11:30 <@scrim> well then fuck that :)
11:30 <+Volatile> scrim, plz develop XML parser.
11:30 <+Volatile> then tell me how easy it is for machines.
11:30 <@chrism> hahah
11:30 <@scrim> ahah
11:31 <@scrim> well if it sucks for that too, then it's useless
11:31 <+Volatile> not to mention, once you have said parser
11:31 <sampson> .net has a built in xml parser :<
11:31 <+Volatile> getting values from the result, is a bitch
11:31 <sampson> it's actually pretty good
11:31 <@chrism> sampson: fucking everything has a built in xml parser
11:31 <@chrism> it's called PCRE
11:31 <@chrism> lololololol
11:31 <@chrism> (no it's not)
11:31 <+Volatile> hah
11:32 <sampson> no on .net they have a library i forget the name
11:32 <+Volatile> XML is like brainfuck
11:32 <sampson> it starts with a m
11:32 <+Volatile> it's functional, but no one should take it seriously
11:32 <@chrism> Volatile: no, brainfuck makes sense after awhile
11:32 <@chrism> lol
11:32 <+Volatile> unfortunately, when hippy GNU kids get on some bandwagon, all the sheep follow
11:32 <+Volatile> despite rationale
11:32 <@chrism> so we're looking at doing some SOAP stuff here for a unified API type of deal
11:32 <@chrism> and we noticed that the perl SOAP::Tiny module (i think is what it is) does all it's xml parsing via regex
11:32 <@chrism> how fucking masochistic do you have to be there?
11:33 <+Volatile> holy fuck
11:33 <+Volatile> XML parsing with regex
11:33 <+Volatile> haha
11:33 <+Volatile> reminds me of that regex to verify an email address
11:33 <@chrism> I think it's this module maybe
11:33 <@chrism> http://search.cpan.org/~berle/SOAP-Simple-0.00_03/lib/SOAP/Simple.pm
11:33 <sampson> not mvp fuck what is it called
11:33 <+Volatile> fills an 80x80 terminal at high res.
11:33 <@chrism> hahahah
11:33 <+Volatile> SOAP takes XML to the next level
11:33 <@chrism> DESCRIPTION
11:33 <@chrism> Let's face it. SOAP is painfull. It's a dumb idea, the only reason you should ever consider using SOAP is if someone holds a gun to your head or pay you a lot of money for it.
11:33 <+Volatile> if you really want to hate yourself
11:33 <@chrism> As anyone with experience in commercial software development knows, both of these situations will unfortunately occur rather frequent, so this module is an attempt to reduce the pain involved with simple use cases. It is not an attempt to cover every possible situation, but considering that the most trivial uses of SOAP in perl today involves goat sacrifice, I hope that it may help some people.
11:33 <+Volatile> require XML documents are not standalone
11:34 <+Volatile> that's just fun as fuck
11:35 <sampson> interperate all xml into json on the fly
11:35 <sampson> nbd
11:35 <@chrism> hahaha
11:36 <@chrism> s/\<\>/\{\;\}/g
11:36 <@chrism> DONE
11:36 <sampson> call your library fuckyou.xml
11:36 <sampson> fuckyou.xml.toJson(xmlreader);
11:38 <+Volatile> XML is *so* inefficient
11:38 <+Volatile> hate.hate.hate.
11:39 <+Volatile> it's bandwidth intensive and CPU intensive
11:39 <+Volatile> fuck on that.
11:39 <+Volatile> the *only* part of XML that can be easy, is writing it
11:41 <+Volatile> some of our customers are so funny
11:41 <@chrism> like clowns?
11:42 <@chrism> clowns aren't usually funny
11:42 <+Volatile> this guy asked if there was another port other than 25 for sending mail
11:42 <@chrism> more scary than funny if I may say
11:42 <+Volatile> i told him to try 587
11:42 <+Volatile> he opens a ticket to add port 587
11:42 <+Volatile> ..already there.
11:42 <@chrism> lol
11:42 <+Volatile> didnt even try it.
11:42 <+Volatile> 60 seconds of my time, $30 of his dollars.
11:42 <+Volatile> if i just had 10k customers like that
11:42 <+Volatile> i'd be rich.
11:42 <@chrism> you'd be like a kingpin
11:43 <+Volatile> dude
11:43 <+Volatile> i'd be pulling in 800k/day
11:43 <+Volatile> haha
11:43 <+Volatile> that's $1800/hr man
11:43 <@chrism> chump change
11:43 <@chrism> LEMME KNOW WHEN YOU WANNA GET REAL
11:43 <+Volatile> hah
11:43 <+Volatile> set me up, brah
11:43 <+Volatile> i wanna make $1900
11:43 <@chrism> you gotta pay to play yo
11:43 <@chrism> send the cashiers check and you'll recieve a fortune cookie with an address
11:43 <+Volatile> deposit $500 into your account to cover shipping charges of a briefcase filled with $100k?
11:43 <@chrism> go to this door and knock twice
11:43 <+Volatile> weeeerd
11:45 <sampson> and SUCK MY COCK
11:46 <+Volatile> nah.
11:52 <tronyx> hi sampson
11:52 <sampson> hi babydoll
11:53 <tronyx> how are yo
11:53 <tronyx> u
11:53 <sampson> alright
11:53 <sampson> busy but alright
11:53 <sampson> you?
11:53 <tronyx> not too bad
11:53 <+Volatile> aww. you guys is so cute together.
11:53 <+Volatile> get married and fail to make babies.
11:54 <+Volatile> off to /b/
11:55 <tronyx> ok
11:55 <tronyx> let's go sampson
11:55 <tronyx> oh shit, my bad sampson
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12:03 <sputn1k> sometimes
12:03 <sputn1k> you just gotta do em with a bottle.
12:03 <@chrism> pmuch man
12:03 <@chrism> i prefer knives though
12:03 <sputn1k> jesus h christ, florida dude, i miss ill so bad
12:03 <@chrism> guns for show, knives for a pro
12:03 <sputn1k> ya i have legal double blade
12:04 <@chrism> that's a good start
12:04 <sputn1k> p220 in the glovebox, sig556 at the house.
12:04 <sputn1k> but its still bullshit in florida.
12:04 <sputn1k> so from the deep south..... still just trying to get hme....
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12:05 <+Volatile> ?
12:05 <+Volatile> who the fuck is that
12:05 <+Volatile> haha
12:05 <+Volatile> | channels : #tampa @#DeepMix.RU #moscow @#317 @#CCCP @#HSD @#407 @#b00m @#305 @#312 @#DotFiveFiveSix #ukraine @#SSSPCCC
12:05 <@chrism> just some dude missing chicago i guess
12:05 <@chrism> hehe
12:05 <@chrism> it happens
12:05 <@chrism> =\
12:05 <@chrism> god i better be able to get up there before this year is out
12:05 <@chrism> i'll be fucking pissed if not
12:05 <@chrism> =\
12:05 <+Volatile> heh
12:06 <+Volatile> Is it OK to try to connect to the Internet? [yes]
12:06 <+Volatile> NO
12:06 <+Volatile> THE INTERNET IS FULL OF CP
12:07 <@chrism> hahah
12:07 <+Volatile> one of these days imma answer 'fuck no' just to see if some witty perl nerd actually spent time handling non-standard responses
12:07 <@chrism> hahah
12:07 <+Volatile> ..and by witty, i mean: has too much time on hands
12:17 <+Volatile> haha
12:17 <+Volatile> the guy about port 587 just complimented me on my service
12:17 <+Volatile> ...
12:17 <+Volatile> telling him that port 587 was already configured.
12:17 <+Volatile> thanks for the cash, brah
12:19 <SidWork> Who knows IIS?
12:20 <+Volatile> oh dear
12:20 <+Volatile> you must be trolling
12:20 <SidWork> for help yes
12:20 <SidWork> boss gave me a task to have a website up and running by next thursday
12:20 <SidWork> it should only be accessable via 443
12:21 <+Volatile> install Apache
12:21 <+Volatile> have it done today
12:21 <SidWork> and needs to have a specific url
12:21 <+Volatile> in like.. 15 minutes
12:21 <SidWork> yeah I know.. it needs to be done via iis
12:21 <SidWork> on a windows 2003 box
12:21 <+Volatile> your poor, poor, soul
12:21 <+Volatile> s/your/you/
12:21 <SidWork> DOH!
12:21 <+Volatile> i bet IIS takes about a week to install too
12:22 <+Volatile> 'plz insert DVD #22 into drive X and click OK to continue: [YES] [NO]"
12:22 <+Volatile> haha
12:22 <SidWork> Irony is.. this website is going to be outward facing and will allow users to change their email passwords
12:22 <+Volatile> hows that?
12:22 <+Volatile> er i mean.. what's irony?
12:23 <+Volatile> using Exchange for email?
12:23 <SidWork> forget your outlook password? type in this url and pug in your ad info and you then can reset your outlook password with no IT assistance
12:23 <+Volatile> that's pretty ironic, considering how little support Exchange actually has as far as remote delivery
12:23 <+Volatile> 'OH SHIT. SERVER RESPONDED WITH TEMPORARY ERROR; ABORT! ABORT'
12:23 <+Volatile> 'FUCK. I HAVE 20 RECIPIENTS, BUT ONE FAILED. ABORT! ABORT!'
12:24 <SidWork> yup exchange email
12:24 <+Volatile> the best is when people roll-their-own MTAs with Exchange API
12:24 <SidWork> everyone seems to be going to email as a service
12:24 <SidWork> Cloud - MS - Google
12:25 <+Volatile> at least once a week i have to tell one of our customers, that their customer is using an Exchange-based "MTA", an that they cannot receive the mail from Exchange because their server requires SMTP compliance."
12:25 <SidWork> vmware came out with some cloud solution yesterday
12:25 <+Volatile> everything is a cloud, brah
12:25 <+Volatile> get with the times.
12:25 <+Volatile> my cloud > your cloud
12:25 <+Volatile> OR MAYBE THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME
12:25 <+Volatile> WHO KNOWS
12:25 <+Volatile> IT'S THE FUCKING CLOUD
12:26 <SidWork> Cheech and Chong would be proud
12:26 <SidWork> Dude mang.. I would smoke that
12:26 <+Volatile> ya know.. i can't really pin down when 'cloud' became the replacement for 'applications that don't know specifics about their providers'
12:26 <+Volatile> that was always just called a 'cluster'
12:26 <SidWork> cluster however reminds me of fuck
12:26 <+Volatile> 'how are we going to build a cloud?!?!'
12:26 <+Volatile> 'load balancer, 5 machines'
12:27 <+Volatile> 'oh, ok. thought the cloud was complicated.'
12:27 <SidWork> Cloud seems so much nicer
12:27 <+Volatile> heh
12:27 <+Volatile> yeah, like really nice toilet paper
12:27 <+Volatile> no crumbs, supar soft!
12:27 <SidWork> exactly
12:27 <+Volatile> heh
12:27 <+Volatile> in a few years, all the new rage will be hax0rng a cloud
12:27 <+Volatile> fuck gibsons man
12:27 <+Volatile> hack the cloud!
12:27 <+Volatile> IM SURFING THE CLOUD. UNTRACEABLE.
12:28 <+sampson> nah in a few years ec2 will completely implode like sidekicks cloud
12:28 <+Volatile> im application is so unaware of its service provider, it verges on QUANTUM internet access
12:28 <+sampson> and the cloud will die
12:29 <+sampson> vol you like platformers?
12:29 <+Volatile> when my NIC wakes up in the morning, it's like 'where the fuck did the ethernet go?'
12:29 <+Volatile> 'oh shit, im on the cloud.'
12:29 <+Volatile> sam, depends.
12:29 <+Volatile> sam, most are pretty bad.
12:29 <+Volatile> so, i guess, in general, no.
12:29 <+sampson> check out the sly trilogy
12:29 <SidWork> Been playing that new game Rift
12:29 <+Volatile> sly cooper?
12:29 <+sampson> ya
12:29 <+sampson> was remade on ps3 so it's purdy
12:29 <+sampson> if you like r&c it's fun
12:30 <+Volatile> hmmz
12:30 <+Volatile> ill check it out, but doubtful i'll go for it.
12:30 <+Volatile> blah
12:30 <+Volatile> bbiab. gotta hit up some fucking vpn behind 50 firewalls and past 3 robots
12:31 <+sampson> there's a hole in the sky through which things can fly
12:32 <@chrism> there's a wheel in the sky too
12:32 <@chrism> apparently
12:41 <+Volatile> fucking journey
12:41 <+Volatile> Blueberry Giant Bushes
12:42 <+Volatile> totally misinterpreted my spam
12:57 <phobosd> brats for lunch
12:57 <phobosd> cuz fuck, why not
12:57 <phobosd> hi!
12:57 <@chrism> OH HI
12:57 <+Volatile> the more brats you eat, the less of the fuckers are running around being brats.
12:59 <phobosd> faggots
12:59 <@chrism> yay pork faggots
13:00 <Orb_> I only drink Faygo(tm)
13:01 <tronyx> because you love ICP
13:01 <phobosd> tronyx still puts on makeup
13:01 <tronyx> yea? so what
13:01 <m1k[3y]> who the hell still listens to ICP
13:02 <m1k[3y]> oh haha
13:02 <tronyx> how are you mr phobosd
13:04 <phobosd> hungover as fuck
13:04 <phobosd> other than that, the normz
13:04 <mrtyfrdm> fuck i totally forgot tichnell was in town yestertday
13:04 <mrtyfrdm> fff
13:05 <phobosd> he still didnt come out
13:11 <@chrism> you type fff
13:11 <@chrism> and i think 3f
13:11 <@chrism> =(
13:11 <@chrism> It'll probably be a cold day in hell before I get 3f on tap again =(
13:12 <phobosd> pounded some gumball head last night from a tap
13:12 * phobosd RUBS IT INNNNNNNNNNNN
13:12 <phobosd> jk
13:12 <@chrism> FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
13:13 <phobosd> hearties and shit
13:13 <@chrism> lol
13:13 <@chrism> <3's foh sho
13:13 <@chrism> like the next time I come to chicago, imma bring my hydrometer
13:13 <@chrism> so i can get accurate/fresh GBH gravity readings
13:13 <@chrism> hehe
13:14 <phobosd> lol
13:14 <@chrism> yes I'll be that dork that breaks out the science lab shit at a bar
13:18 <+sampson> man this week has been frustrating as all hell
13:19 <kawaiiblu> phobosd: staying home today?
13:21 <phobosd> kawaiiblu: AIM
13:21 <kawaiiblu> uuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
13:21 <phobosd> i know talking to your studly ass boyfriend is rough
13:22 <tronyx> she dating someone else now?
13:24 <phobosd> i see what you did there
13:24 <+sampson> yeah me
13:24 <+sampson> she saw that + by my nick and was all ooooobaby
13:33 <tronyx> so owned
13:38 <@chrism> pmuch owned hardcore
13:38 <tronyx> TACO SALADDDDDDDD
13:48 <+sampson> root@web1 [~]# netstat -na | grep :80 | wc -l
13:48 <+sampson> 40908
13:48 <+sampson> root@web1 [~]#
13:48 <+sampson> root@web2 [~]# netstat -na | grep :80 | wc -l
13:48 <+sampson> 46472
13:48 <+sampson> root@web2 [~]#
13:48 <+sampson> BIG SERVERS DOIN THANGS
13:56 <tronyx> sexy
13:59 <@chrism> you're typing that out in notepad aren't you
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14:04 <+sampson> no textmate
14:08 <@chrism> nice
14:08 <+sampson> actually i'm using echo and pipe and printf with awk
14:09 <@chrism> you should use some sed
14:10 <@chrism> bitches love sed
14:23 <Orb_> they also love to unzip
14:24 <Orb_> and fsck.
14:25 <Orb_> along with touch; strip; finger; mount; yes I suppose. And a good uptime.
14:35 <+sampson> you know
14:36 <+sampson> using ; instead of && is kinda like rape
14:36 <@chrism> 6lololo
14:37 <+sampson> touch; strip;finger;mount;yes no;yes stop;
14:37 <+sampson> yes please
15:02 <kubi> http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703551304576261081220018422.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
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15:17 <n|cotine> Hrm. Code that Cisco released last friday for their 3560 series switches can cause the switch to crash when accepting SSH connections
15:17 <n|cotine> This seems like something that should have been caught in QA
15:19 <@chrism> lol
15:20 <n|cotine> So yeah. Note that.
15:22 <@chrism> fuckit
15:22 <@chrism> TELNET 4 LYFE
15:23 <+Volatile> kubi, that theft was worth it.
15:23 <+Volatile> i bet if they could do it all over again, they would
15:24 <+Volatile> lawl.. didn't know you could SSH to ciscos
15:24 <+Volatile> NEW TECH
15:36 <+Volatile> chrism is sending bad thoughts to kansas
15:36 <+Volatile> tornaTOES
15:36 <@chrism> w-hat
15:37 <+Volatile> kansas has tornado watches in effect
15:37 <+Volatile> as herd on cnn
15:37 <@chrism> oh
15:37 <@chrism> whatever
15:37 <@chrism> it's kansas... ya know?
15:37 <@chrism> heh
15:37 <phobosd> so that means what
15:37 <@chrism> that shit is nonstop
15:37 <phobosd> it's ...thursday?
15:37 <@chrism> haha
15:37 <@chrism> exactly
15:38 <@chrism> SILLY NORTHERNER
15:38 <@chrism> but better question, is why the fuck does CNN have a tornado alert in kansas on?
15:38 <@chrism> i mean, fuck might as well put a rain advisory for seattle in there too
15:39 <+Volatile> loo
15:39 <+Volatile> CNN has nothing to talk about
15:39 <+Volatile> cuz the world is at peace
15:39 <+Volatile> except for basketball.. kobe said "fag"
15:39 <+Volatile> BIG international news
15:40 <+Volatile> a guy who is particularly good at bouncing a ball from one side of a building to another, said a bad word
15:40 <+Volatile> repeat every 30 minutes: news station made.
15:54 <+Volatile> wow
15:54 <+Volatile> this wild boar sausage smells HORRIBLE
15:54 <+Volatile> like burnt animal hair
15:54 <+Volatile> but it tastes awesome
15:54 <+Volatile> hah
16:00 <@chrism> ew
16:00 <+Volatile> they treat the sausage like a cheese almost
16:01 <+Volatile> natural boar intestine, and then they cover it in some mold
16:01 <+Volatile> and that mold smells horrible
16:01 <+Volatile> you do peel the sausage tho
16:01 <tronyx> sounds terrible man
16:01 <+Volatile> but that outer mold layer is pretty sticky
16:01 <+Volatile> nah
16:01 <+Volatile> its quite good
16:01 <+Volatile> it just smells bad
16:01 <+Volatile> like stinky cheese
16:01 <@chrism> smell is a huge part of taste
16:01 <@chrism> so yeah, ew.
16:01 <+Volatile> smells bad, tastes good
16:04 <+sampson> feels good man
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16:04 <@chrism> rawr doign all of this shit over ssh is so much more difficult
16:04 <@chrism> =\
16:05 <+sampson> scp and use $? in bash bro
16:05 <@chrism> die honkie
16:05 <+sampson> XD
16:06 <+sampson> BELCH
16:08 <tronyx> $>|2&1>>foo.txt
16:08 <tronyx> give it a shot, lmk
16:12 <+Volatile> system deied
16:12 <+Volatile> ASSHOLE
16:14 <+Volatile> tronyx: `echo '39ffdfb812a3f540a53ee170143648b9' | unmd5`
16:14 <+Volatile> LOL SRS. DONT.
16:14 <+Volatile> LOL
16:15 <tronyx> what is it
16:15 <+Volatile> ...
16:15 <+Volatile> plz be joking.
16:15 <tronyx> yes
16:15 <tronyx> don't worry
16:16 <+Volatile> dont reverse-troll me like that.
16:16 <tronyx> LOL
16:16 <+Volatile> try it tho
16:16 <tronyx> is it too late to talk about how unmd5 isn't on my system?
16:16 <+Volatile> hah
16:16 <@chrism> your system suc
16:16 <+Volatile> every quantum pc has unmd5
16:16 <tronyx> damn
16:16 <tronyx> i need to update
16:16 <+Volatile> demd5
16:16 <+Volatile> !
16:17 <+Volatile> desha256 coming soon
16:17 <tronyx> should i just yum -y install demd5 && cat /proc/cpuinfo >> cpu.txt; yum -y upgrade
16:17 <tronyx> will that still work?
16:18 <tronyx> need an answer kind of quick here Volatile
16:19 <tronyx> well thanks Volatile. my system is all messed up now
16:19 <tronyx> and i have to recompile glibc
16:25 <+sampson> hey guys
16:25 <+sampson> i got 2tb of rainbowt ables
16:25 <+sampson> wanna go hack some 802.11b with me?
16:26 <+sampson> i got a sick antenna
16:27 <+Volatile> did you write a bash script to generate the rainbowt ables, or did you USE SOMEONE ELSES?
16:27 <+Volatile> ("rainbowt ables" lol)
16:28 <+sampson> i just cat /dev/random > /rainbowt\ ables
16:28 <+sampson> then i used urandom because i read that random wasn't actually random
16:29 <+Volatile> oh shit
16:30 <+Volatile> you sly devil
16:30 <+Volatile> you escaped a space
16:30 <+Volatile> on your troll, urandom is only different from random in that it continuously generates random data
16:30 <+Volatile> :(((
16:31 <tronyx> Volatile: my system dude
16:31 <tronyx> wat did u do
16:32 <+Volatile> i said not to demd5 that shit, brah
16:32 <+sampson> lemme guess
16:33 <+sampson> actually lemme just make a md5
16:33 <+Volatile> ?
16:33 <+Volatile> MD5Init brah
16:33 <+sampson> Sam-Bowlings-Mac-Pro:~ sampson$ md5 -s "rm -rf /"
16:33 <+sampson> MD5 ("rm -rf /") = e8df9be294ac8e322ec835d26ba03281
16:33 <+sampson> o it isn't :(
16:33 <+sampson> i don't have unmd5
16:33 <+sampson> what is it precious
16:34 <+Volatile> gunna hafta install unmd5
16:34 <+sampson> not gonna
16:34 <+sampson> Md5 Hash: 39ffdfb812a3f540a53ee170143648b9
16:35 <+Volatile> then you will nevar know
16:35 <+sampson> Sorry, this MD5 hash wasn't found in our database
16:35 <+Volatile> sorry, brah
16:35 <+sampson> omg hacker
16:35 <+Volatile> truthfully, im a bit surprised it didn't appear in a pre-generated list
16:35 <+Volatile> course, who the fuck uses unsalted md5 for passwords?
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16:37 <tronyx> just about all of my clients, if they use encryption at all...
16:37 <@chrism> a lot of control panels do
16:37 <@chrism> account portability and whatnot
16:38 <+Volatile> what?
16:38 <+Volatile> unsalted?
16:38 <+Volatile> why?
16:38 <+Volatile> md5 isn't encryption, BRAH
16:39 <@chrism> oh, lol osrry re-read
16:39 <@chrism> herpaderp
16:39 <tronyx> You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ''''' at line 1
16:39 <tronyx> kek
16:41 <+sampson> hi im chrism
16:41 <+sampson> i flip my troll switch with no regards
16:41 <@chrism> oh nah that was legit
16:41 <@chrism> i misread
16:41 <@chrism> =P
16:43 <+Volatile> sam
16:43 <+Volatile> if you must know, the md5 is "blahlah\n"
16:43 <+Volatile> ~$ echo blahlah | md5sum
16:43 <+Volatile> 39ffdfb812a3f540a53ee170143648b9 -
16:43 <+Volatile> you could have just installed unmd5
16:43 <+Volatile> takes all the fun out of md5ing if no one will unmd5
16:44 <+sampson> p much
16:44 <+sampson> should've done like `yes "spike sent"`
16:44 <+Volatile> well, the whole thing wouldn't work
16:44 <+Volatile> so it didn't matter what it was an md5 of
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16:45 <+Volatile> that's why it was 'blahlah
16:45 <+Volatile> cuz it didn't matter what it was
16:45 <+Volatile> heh
16:45 <+Volatile> am i really explaining why that command wouldn't work?
16:45 * Volatile facepalm
16:45 <+Volatile> im facepalming cuz im tirud
16:45 <+Volatile> :((
16:46 <+Volatile> This tax season, enjoy a discount in the C-Store with our Tax Relief Weekend Sale! From now until Monday, April 18 at 10 a.m. (PDT), take 20% off EVERYTHING*, from costumes to ships and a whole array of items to customize your Star Trek Online experience.
16:46 <+Volatile> oh sweet. that's one way to fuck up the entire economy of an MMO
16:46 <+Volatile> *EVERYTHING ON SALE*
16:47 <+Volatile> 'motherfuckers! i just spent 500 hours crafting that vest of the greater sand-wookiee, and you put the fucking thing on sale for 20% off'
16:47 <+Volatile> oh.. not ingame
16:47 <+Volatile> stilL!
16:47 <phobosd> oh that reminds me, XBL sale is going on
16:47 <+Volatile> really?
16:47 <+Volatile> my xbox is bustored.
16:47 <phobosd> yah let me find the link
16:48 <phobosd> ah sucks
16:48 <+Volatile> yeh
16:48 <+Volatile> it basically wont play any physical games
16:48 <phobosd> http://www.reddit.com/r/xbox360/comments/gob4l/huge_sale_on_xbox_live_marketplace/
16:48 <+Volatile> i havent even renewed my xbox gold membership
16:48 <phobosd> i think imma buy monday night combat
16:48 <phobosd> fps tower defenssssse
16:48 <+Volatile> heh
16:48 <+Volatile> i heard it's pretty good
16:48 <+Volatile> on steam anyway
16:48 <+Volatile> i see a lot of peeps recommending it
16:49 <+Volatile> saying 'if you like TF2 (you're a faggot), you'll love mnc!'
16:49 <+Volatile> srs. that's a comment.
16:49 <+Volatile> oh shit! toy soldiers
16:49 <+Volatile> gotta get me that.
16:49 <+Volatile> shadow complex is p'good
16:49 <@chrism> yeah i never renewed my XBL stuff
16:49 <+Volatile> if you havent played it
16:50 <phobosd> i couldn't get into it
16:50 <phobosd> dunno why
16:50 <@chrism> i just never play it
16:50 <@chrism> gheh
16:50 <+Volatile> gotta like teh metroid i guess
16:50 <phobosd> trials HD is pretty fun though
16:50 <+Volatile> the oldschool metroid
16:50 <phobosd> and i already bought/pwnt castle crashers
16:50 <phobosd> good button masher to play with the gf
16:50 <+Volatile> you know what's really fucking impossible? oblivion on the hardest difficulty
16:50 <+Volatile> i can't get past the first three skamps that are at the first oblivion gate
16:50 <+Volatile> hahah
16:50 <+Volatile> RAAAEEEEP
16:51 <+Volatile> i do 1/6th damage, and they do 16x damage
16:51 <@chrism> I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH
16:51 <+Volatile> if they do the lil, rush attack, instant death
16:51 <+Volatile> even with a shield up
16:51 <+Volatile> took me 2 hours to get out of the sewers
16:52 <+Volatile> :(
16:52 <@chrism> wow you fucking suck at video games
16:52 <+Volatile> clear passwd: password
16:52 <+Volatile> haha
16:52 <+Volatile> i fucking love this.
16:52 <+Volatile> end-users must go: no one will EVER think to try the most obviouis password!
16:53 <+Volatile> IM A GENIUS
16:53 <+Volatile> PASSWORD IN PLAIN SIGHT
16:53 <+Volatile> heh
16:53 <tronyx> Volatile: unmd5 it
16:53 <tronyx> or dehash
16:53 <+Volatile> that's like dividing by zero
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16:53 <+Volatile> YOU CANT UNMD5 A NON-MD5
16:53 <tronyx> you can if it's a string 32 in length
16:53 <tronyx> that hasn't been md5'ed
16:54 <tronyx> !
16:54 <+Volatile> negative.
16:54 <+Volatile> not a "string"
16:54 <+Volatile> a hexadecimal value represented in US-ASCII only
16:54 <+sampson> Volatile: i love trolling you with bash
16:54 <tronyx> you're so gay
16:54 <+Volatile> haha
16:54 <+sampson> sry got sucked into an email
16:54 <+Volatile> <sampson> Volatile: i love trolling you with bash
16:54 <+Volatile> <tronyx> you're so gay
16:54 <+sampson> i would've responded earlier
16:54 <+scofflaw> fags
16:54 <@chrism> ewait that's bash code? I thought it was linux =(
16:54 <+sampson> it's actually kernel code
16:54 <@chrism> ohfu
16:54 <+Volatile> it runs under a VM
16:55 <tronyx> you guys are fucking idiots
16:55 <tronyx> bash is the linux hypervisor
16:55 <tronyx> it runs in kernel mode, wtf. have you guys seen a server before?
16:55 <@chrism> only in cloud 1.6
16:55 <+sampson> tronyx: idk man i run gnu/linux
16:55 <+Volatile> it uses all available EMS memory
16:55 <+Volatile> as long as the turbo button is enabled
16:56 <tronyx> right, because of bash
16:56 <+sampson> my hyperviros is csh
16:56 <+Volatile> i think you might hafta add /S to the config.sys boot loader sequence under the MBR
16:56 <+sampson> i hear it's more secure
16:56 <tronyx> IT CAN'T BE CSH YOU TARD
16:56 <@chrism> only in ring0
16:56 <tronyx> thank you chrim
16:56 <@chrism> np
16:56 <+Volatile> ohshit
16:56 <+sampson> bro
16:56 <+Volatile> my debugger cant access ring0
16:56 <+Volatile> MUST INSTALL SOFTICE
16:56 <+sampson> i got a bridge from ring0 to system level
16:56 <+sampson> it's called openssh
16:56 <@chrism> Just jump the HV sectore with some bytecode
16:56 <+sampson> look at these noobs
16:56 <+Volatile> echo '0x90' > /proc/cpuinfo
16:57 <+sampson> and if i need to copy something from user to kernel space i just use scp
16:57 <@chrism> vol: once you do that, you can push your code onto the stack
16:57 <tronyx> yea, but you need a shebang
16:57 <tronyx> so 0x90/#!/bin/bash/0x90/cat
16:58 <tronyx> and then the EIP points to cat
16:58 <@chrism> FUCK YEAH NOW WE'RE HACKIN
16:58 <+sampson> hehe oh memories
16:58 <@chrism> NOPNOPNOPNOPNOPNOP
16:58 <+sampson> when tronyx started at sh we were working in the office
16:58 <+sampson> and he goes SAM
16:58 <+sampson> SAM
16:58 <+sampson> MY SSH IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD
16:58 <+sampson> i look over and it just says PuTTY PuTTY PuTTY over and over
16:58 <+sampson> and andy is laughing his ass off
16:58 <tronyx> fucking apace catting /dev/random to my tty
16:59 <+Volatile> lawl
16:59 <+sampson> i should do that to noobs
16:59 <+sampson> i got root access on snorlax now
16:59 <+Volatile> generating fake SIP calls to sales people? WIN
16:59 <+Volatile> ALLWORKDANDNO <PLAYMAKEJACK@ADULLBOY>
16:59 <+sampson> i'm not allowed to screw around with sales
16:59 <+sampson> they're all SRSBZNS
16:59 <tronyx> whatever, i had root access on snorlax before you!
16:59 <+Volatile> snorlax is the backend dong processing unit that roon ran?
17:00 <tronyx> sampson: cat /etc/rootusers.dll
17:00 <tronyx> you should see my name in there
17:00 <+sampson> fuck no
17:00 <+sampson> snorlax is our jump box that i made because SNORLAX FUCKING OWNS
17:00 <m1k[3y]> $ cat /etc/rootusers.dll
17:01 <tronyx> sampson: remember when you put that vulgar ASCII art on one of the backup boxes because you thought only employees would see it?
17:01 <m1k[3y]> $bash: roon
17:01 <+sampson> [sbowling@snorlax ~]$ cat /etc/rootusers.dll
17:01 <+sampson> cat: /etc/rootusers.dll: No such file or directory
17:01 <+sampson> [sbowling@snorlax ~]$
17:01 <+sampson> yeah that was awesome tronyx
17:01 <tronyx> then a client put in a ticket saying he connected to it and saw "oh holy god, the rape rays!!!'
17:01 <+sampson> well to be fair they are supposed to have ssh access disabled
17:01 <+sampson> someone was being a moron
17:01 <+sampson> it's still on nagios tho
17:02 <+sampson> http://pastebin.com/WfDLffmb
17:02 <+sampson> best motd ever
17:02 <@chrism> hahaha
17:02 <@chrism> isn't that like a bounce box?
17:03 <+sampson> snorlax? ya
17:03 <@chrism> wtf were clients logging into it for?
17:03 <+sampson> no
17:03 <tronyx> MAN OF SADNESS!
17:03 <+sampson> on gojira or something
17:03 <tronyx> THIS SERVER SECURED BY....man of sadness ;(
17:03 <+sampson> like we had disabled ssh access to everyone
17:03 <@chrism> wtf is a gojira
17:03 <+sampson> backup
17:03 <+sampson> so i was like oh nobody will see this HEH
17:03 <@chrism> no i get that it's a servername
17:03 <@chrism> but wtf is it?
17:03 <+sampson> turns out somehow using scp you can get the motd
17:03 <+sampson> tmyk
17:03 <@chrism> haha
17:04 <tronyx> and it
17:04 <tronyx> it's no longer NOPNOPNOPNOP
17:04 <tronyx> now it's all ROPROPROPROPROPROPROPROPROPROPROP
17:04 <+Volatile> replace bin/login with /bin/sl
17:04 <tronyx> because it's the hot biznass
17:05 <+Volatile> customers call because they MISSED THE TRAIN
17:05 <+Volatile> GET IT?
17:05 <+Volatile> hahahahahahah
17:05 <+Volatile> i'm a tech, and what is this
17:05 <tronyx> that was a very good joke
17:05 <+Volatile> thanks
17:05 <+Volatile> i worked on it last night for a bit
17:05 <tronyx> it shows
17:05 <+Volatile> :D
17:05 <+Volatile> you shold come see my stand-up tomorrow
17:05 <tronyx> ok
17:05 <+Volatile> it's gonna be a hoot!
17:06 <+Volatile> yeah. tomorrow, i'm gonna stand up.
17:06 <+Volatile> first time in a while.
17:06 <tronyx> u srs?
17:07 <+Volatile> a man can only live on cheddar bacon burgers and sit in one place for so many weeks
17:07 <tronyx> ...
17:07 <tronyx> i did it for 4 months when i lived in charlotte
17:07 <@scrim> eheh
17:07 <tronyx> nothing to do, work, go home, get drunk, play MW2, order pizza, rinse, repeat
17:07 <+Volatile> see
17:07 <+Volatile> i dont have to "go home"
17:07 <+Volatile> i am home.
17:07 <+scofflaw> whoa
17:07 <+scofflaw> tronyx how fat are you
17:08 <+Volatile> my feet are so swollen from limbic fluid pooling-- oh my
17:08 <+Volatile> lymbic?
17:08 <tronyx> not fat at all tbh, i have always been pretty skinny
17:08 <+Volatile> ...
17:08 <tronyx> not andy pace skinny, but skinny
17:08 <+scofflaw> word
17:08 <+scofflaw> thats good
17:08 <tronyx> i did start to get a nice belly in NC though
17:08 <+scofflaw> but it would have been more fun if you were fat
17:08 <tronyx> i let myself go, i'd get home and tell myself i'd cook cous cous
17:08 <+Volatile> scoff was gunna hit it and ride the wave
17:08 <tronyx> but a bottle of wine later, i'd be like, "fuck it, so lazy, PIZZA WITH RANCH DRESSING"
17:08 <+Volatile> haha
17:08 <+scofflaw> you know how i do
17:08 <+Volatile> tronyx
17:09 <+Volatile> in all srsness
17:09 <+Volatile> we'd probably make terrible roommates, cuz i'd live like that WITH YOU
17:09 <+Volatile> consume bottle of wine
17:09 <+Volatile> eat junk food
17:09 <tronyx> yea if i am left on my own, idgaf
17:09 <+Volatile> play games
17:09 <+Volatile> hahaha
17:09 <tronyx> i used to smoke like two packs a day, a liter of wine or so each night, maybe a glass or 2 left over
17:09 <+scofflaw> tronyx can we come over
17:09 <+Volatile> fuck yeah
17:09 <tronyx> and end the night swearing at people on MW2 with a KDR of like, 1:20
17:09 <+Volatile> i'd go through a pack just playing CS
17:09 <+Volatile> huge fucking ashtray next to the keyboard
17:10 <tronyx> LOL
17:10 <+Volatile> 24 pack of beer in the fridge
17:10 <rakshasa> 'booya
17:10 <tronyx> then i came back to chicago with the gf and i was like, ok, time to unfatten
17:10 <+Volatile> well
17:10 <+Volatile> that's fine and dandy
17:10 <+Volatile> ..but, it's WAY more fun not giving a fuck
17:10 <tronyx> yea
17:10 <tronyx> i do miss dipping stuffed crust pizza in ranch dressing and washing it down with high life
17:11 <+Volatile> hahah
17:11 <+Volatile> not my choice of junk food
17:11 <+Volatile> ..but i hear ya
17:11 <+scofflaw> you're gonna die yo
17:11 <tronyx> oh i eat much better now
17:11 <tronyx> and exercise
17:11 <@chrism> ew
17:11 <+Volatile> PFFT
17:11 <@chrism> highl ife
17:11 <@chrism> fucking ew
17:11 <tronyx> oh shut the fuck up you beer nazi
17:11 <+Volatile> it's the champagne of beers, fuckhead
17:11 <@chrism> I just woulnd't drink beer at that point =\
17:12 <+Volatile> beer snobs are fail
17:12 <tronyx> on a cold ass day in ball sweat north carolina, the last thing i want is an imperial IPA
17:12 <+Volatile> just fucking drink beer
17:12 <+Volatile> who cares wtf it is
17:12 <+Volatile> heh
17:12 <+Volatile> it's about getting drunk
17:12 <+Volatile> !
17:12 <@chrism> not every good beer is a big beer =\
17:12 <tronyx> beauty is in the eye of the beholder
17:12 <@chrism> BEERHOLDER
17:12 <@chrism> lolololol =(
17:13 <tronyx> sometimes i would behold myself a fine pint, other times i had some high life
17:13 <+Volatile> "is that really the blood of christ?" 'why, yes' "geez, he must have been drunk 24/7"
17:13 <+Volatile> fucking family guy
17:13 <+Volatile> a quote for ever occasion
17:15 <tronyx> it's good to be back in chicago, but sometimes, i just want one day to be back in charlotte
17:15 <tronyx> where i work from home on friday, get drunk at 2PM, play video games and talk to nobody
17:15 <+scofflaw> today is a good day
17:16 <+scofflaw> weather is nice
17:16 <+scofflaw> sun is out
17:16 <tronyx> eh i am on site, can't get drunk here
17:16 <+scofflaw> do you have windows
17:17 <+Volatile> what?
17:17 <+Volatile> i thought you're supposed to get shitfaced at the hotel
17:17 <+Volatile> that's the best part of being onsite
17:17 <+Volatile> HOTEL BARS
17:17 <+Volatile> hotel bars are the fucking shit
17:17 <+scofflaw> thats where vol likes to pick up dudes
17:17 <tronyx> i am on site in itasca
17:17 <@chrism> wtf is an itasca?
17:17 <+Volatile> scofflaw, that's where the dudes like to pick me up
17:17 <+Volatile> !
17:17 <+scofflaw> MMHMMM
17:18 <+Volatile> hah
17:22 <+scofflaw> /whois randy-
17:22 <+Volatile> dunno
17:22 <+scofflaw> hah
17:22 <+scofflaw> someone was asking in another channel
17:22 <+scofflaw> i was wondering if he was related to the randy in here
17:22 <+Volatile> he's hosts cybersex
17:22 <+Volatile> @#cyberhosters
17:22 <+scofflaw> haha
17:23 <+Volatile> /msg randy- hay, sexybum
17:23 <+Volatile> er
17:23 <+scofflaw> for some reason his host is funny to me
17:23 <+Volatile> it's pretty creative.
17:23 <+Volatile> im betting his name is randy
17:23 <+Volatile> either that or he's really horny
17:25 <+scofflaw> ��� RaNdY- was kicked off #unixhelp by roycroft (i'm not a friend of mjbrune, but i really dislike stalkers, so be gone)
17:25 <+scofflaw> ask him now
17:25 <+scofflaw> he's vulnerable
17:25 <+Volatile> stop it. im blushing
17:33 <+sampson> http://i.imgur.com/AutwE.jpg
17:33 <+sampson> gizmo loves her toys
17:34 <+Volatile> i'd have sex with your cat
17:35 <+Volatile> ..and not in a hate-fuck kind of way. a sensual way.
17:35 <tronyx> go on
17:36 <+Volatile> loo
17:36 <+sampson> O_o
17:36 <+Volatile> sam has gone asian
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17:40 <tronyx> phobosd: why should i host with singlehop over tripod?
17:40 <tronyx> or even angelfire for that mater
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17:40 <mrtyfrdm> no ads
17:41 <+Volatile> tronyx, use geocities.
17:42 <tronyx> hey mrtyfrdm, why is it whenever i see someone in a GTI they think they are driving a ferrari and drive like a fucking asshole
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17:45 <mrtyfrdm> i dunno i didn't do that
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17:45 <tronyx> mmm hmmmm
17:45 <mrtyfrdm> why is it that every person i see driving a 9-3 is gay as fuck
17:46 <tronyx> because we like to get naked with other men
17:46 <tronyx> anything else i can do for you?
17:48 <+Volatile> why is it that every woman i see driving a car, is doing it rong?
17:48 <tronyx> time to bounce
17:48 <tronyx> later hotties
17:48 <tronyx> because she's not using linux Volatile
17:48 <tronyx> LOLOLOLOLOLOLASKDLAKDSLASKDLKDSA
17:48 <tronyx> fuck you all
17:48 <tronyx> later
17:48 <+Volatile> haw
17:48 <+Volatile> lawl.
17:48 <+Volatile> bai.
17:48 <+Volatile> me too.
17:49 <mrtyfrdm> i miss having tronyx in my life 4 days out of the week
18:21 <phobosd> bawww MNC i can't get until tomorrow
18:21 <phobosd> it's a friday-only sale
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18:40 <mrtyfrdm> chrispi: mberry and are are having a funny conversation about you and addreal
18:40 <mrtyfrdm> adderal*
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18:49 <phobosd> and are are huh
18:49 <phobosd> never met him/her
18:50 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd: hah im having one of those bad at english days
19:00 <phobosd> hrmn so i'm creating a 24TB volume
19:00 <phobosd> ext3 shits itself, obv
19:00 <phobosd> i guess the question is xfs or ext4 for this shit
19:01 <@scrim> is zfs an option on whatever you're running ?
19:01 <@scrim> people seem to like that
19:01 <phobosd> yeah, but for this it may be a bit overkill
19:01 <phobosd> i dont want to add on containers and shit
19:01 <phobosd> i just need a decent fs for 24TB
19:05 <phobosd> holy fuck, i just created an xfs filesystem in like 5 seconds
19:05 <phobosd> /dev/sdb1 22T 4.8M 22T 1% /backup
19:05 <phobosd> this can't be forrealz
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