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#Chicago on Wednesday, May 4, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDV3X8o7WRQ
http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?job_did=J3F4GV6PLHHGXQC9WWF
http://i.imgur.com/t19U1.jpg
http://gothamist.com/2011/05/03/video_usa_chant_falls_flat_on_l_tra.php
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3285738288_720cb15f54.jpg
http://unplugged.rcrwireless.com/index.php/20110503/devices/8804/hot-rumor-apple-ipad-3-to-be-fully-3d/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/h3utq/so_i_found_out_that_my_sister_is_a_dominatrix/
http://cgi.ebay.com/2011-Three-Floyds-Dark-Lord-Brandy-Barrel-Aged-Vanilla-/160581919378?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item25636da292#ht_500wt_1156
http://cgi.ebay.com/Dark-Lord-EMPTY-BOTTLE-By-3-Floyds-2010-NO-BEER-INSIDE-/220778295991?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33676972b7#ht_500wt_841
http://cgi.ebay.com/3-Floyds-Dark-Lord-Brandy-Barrel-Aged-/280668518100?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item415925b6d4#ht_500wt_1075
http://psx-scene.com/forums/f6/psn-database-containing-2-2million-credit-cards-now-up-sale-85702/
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/05/04/sonys-response-to-the-u-s-house-of-representatives/
http://pastebin.com/aJVbCbxL
http://twitter.com/#!/urbangeekdrinks
http://urbangeekdrinks.eventbrite.com/
http://i.imgur.com/dV7xW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wAmzc.jpg
http://www.real.com/
http://i.imgur.com/eIRj2.png
http://i.imgur.com/H65nm.jpg
http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/findthemall.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVMW3TlCPGw
http://pocketnow.com/thought/sohow-are-you-liking-4g
http://www.dualmonitorbackgrounds.com/popular-culture/YunaAndMainCharacterFF10.jpg.php
http://browse.deviantart.com/customization/wallpaper/multidisplay/?order=9#/d10pi6h
http://browse.deviantart.com/customization/wallpaper/multidisplay/?order=15&offset=24&offset=24#/d3dhgrw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U_Q066yHZo&annotation_id=annotation_646152&feature=iv
http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/09/Jeans-and-a-bra.gif


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
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07:10 <Volatile> morning
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07:45 <Volatile> sam
07:45 <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDV3X8o7WRQ
07:45 <Volatile> lawl. lazy nintendo
08:16 <sampson> interesting
08:31 <tronyx> morning
08:31 <sampson> hey baby cakes
08:32 <sampson> you goin to tilted kilt?
08:32 <sampson> you better b
08:34 <tronyx> tonight?
08:34 <sampson> no
08:34 <sampson> the tuesday after may 13th
08:34 <sampson> may 17th
08:37 <tronyx> let me check my calendar
08:42 <sampson> is it against jews to eat corn meal
08:43 <sampson> because i told a friend who lives in tel aviv now that he should just make a hush puppy and i don't want his hebrew friends to be all typin in moon speak about how retarded i am
08:44 <tronyx> is cornmeal not kosher?
08:44 <sampson> i have no idea
08:44 <sampson> man i'm gonna have to call my isp today
08:44 <sampson> this shit is beyond useless
08:44 <sampson> even my ssh terminals are lagging behind
08:56 <Volatile> sam, if they ask what OS you use, say 'Windows' even if it's NetBSD 1.0
08:57 <Volatile> if they ask you to reboot, say 'okay. hold on.'
08:57 <Volatile> go get some coffee, return, say your desktop is back
08:57 <Volatile> !
09:16 <tronyx> POWER CYCLE IT
09:45 <sampson> dude told me to contact my companies tech department
09:45 <chrispi> lol
09:46 <sampson> i was like BITCH, I AM THE TECH DEPARTMENT AND IT ISN'T A COMPUTER ISSUE IF I CAN EXHIBIT IT PLUGGING DIRECTLY INTO THE MODEM AND USE 3 DIFFERENT OSES ON 3 DIFFERENT COMPUTERS *AND* VOIP IS FUCKED UP
09:46 <sampson> o ok sir i'll send someone out
09:46 <sampson> *tethers to iphone*
09:46 <sampson> *everything loads and like 100000x faster*
09:50 <tronyx> that's what you get for living in the boonies
09:51 <mattman> http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?job_did=J3F4GV6PLHHGXQC9WWF
09:51 <sampson> nah
09:51 <sampson> i think someone fucked with teh drop here
09:51 <sampson> it worked *perfect* until a few weeks ago
09:51 <sampson> and slowly degraded
09:51 <@scrim> can you go to 192.168.100.1 and see the sn ratios and whatever?
09:51 <sampson> yeah
09:51 <sampson> 37snr
09:51 <@scrim> are they crappy?
09:52 <tronyx> lol sony
09:52 <sampson> downstream power 4.0 dBmV
09:52 <sampson> symbol rate 41879.195 Ksym/sec
09:53 <sampson> upstream 5120 ksym/sec
09:53 <sampson> upstream power 45.0 dBmV
09:53 <sampson> idk if that's good or bad
09:53 <sampson> but thems the stats
09:55 <@scrim> i can't get to mine right now to compare
09:58 <@scrim> nm, yes i can
09:59 <sampson> 192.168.100.1
09:59 <@scrim> down snr 35.9 dBm, strength 7.74dBmV, up stength 39.5 dVmV
10:00 <sampson> i think it's something at the actual drop not in my apartment
10:00 <sampson> probably over provisioned or something
10:00 <@scrim> oh could be
10:00 <@scrim> run mtr to the voip server
10:06 <sampson> i dunno it's weird
10:06 <sampson> like i see no packet loss
10:06 <sampson> but shit just SLOWS DOWN
10:07 <sampson> and like if i download something it goes decent for a bit then my internet connection shuts down completely
10:07 <sampson> then it pops back up like nothing happened
10:09 <@scrim> weird
10:09 <sampson> and like right now, everything works for the most part that i'm testing on my laptop
10:10 <Volatile> mattman, reactionary job position
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10:24 <Randy> May the 4th be with you.
10:32 <sampson> cylons are bad randy
10:32 <Randy> i love making their spines glow red, sampson
10:37 <sampson> ok it has to be something with chrome i think
10:37 <sampson> if i use curl from terminal pages pull fine
10:37 <sampson> if i use windows which only has ie it works fine
10:37 <sampson> if i use john's computer it pulls sites fine
10:37 <sampson> which doesn't have chrome
10:39 <@scrim> disable dns prefetching
10:39 <@scrim> in chrome
10:40 <sampson> there we go
10:40 <sampson> i got it to reproduce using curl
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10:59 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/t19U1.jpg
10:59 <@chrism> lololololool
11:02 <tronyx> heh
11:38 <m1k[3y]> heh, one thing i like about living here is shit like this does not fly
11:38 <m1k[3y]> http://gothamist.com/2011/05/03/video_usa_chant_falls_flat_on_l_tra.php
12:01 <+phobosd> howdy faggots
12:04 <@chrism> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3285738288_720cb15f54.jpg
12:07 <tronyx> hi mr andy pace
12:07 <tronyx> sorry i forgot, no full names, codenames only
12:07 <tronyx> hello dark fury
12:07 <m1k[3y]> hello homos
12:07 <@chrism> s/fury/furry/
12:08 <tronyx> hahahha homos!
12:08 <tronyx> nice one m1k[3y]
12:08 <m1k[3y]> thank you thank you
12:10 <+phobosd> so fermentation has slowed a bit
12:10 <+phobosd> instead of steady stream of glugs i get ~10 seconds of glug
12:10 <+phobosd> 5 second pause
12:10 <+phobosd> repeat, etc
12:10 <+phobosd> sounds about right though, this is day ...4?
12:12 <@chrism> aaha nice
12:12 <@chrism> yeah
12:13 <@chrism> it's still crazy that it's going
12:13 <@chrism> lol
12:13 <@chrism> er still going
12:17 <@chrism> watching the new southpark now, well not new but the human centipede one
12:17 <@chrism> heh
12:19 <m1k[3y]> heh, just watched that movie a few days ago
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12:25 <Volatile> http://unplugged.rcrwireless.com/index.php/20110503/devices/8804/hot-rumor-apple-ipad-3-to-be-fully-3d/
12:25 <Volatile> already getting iPad3 rumors. ffs.
12:25 <@chrism> hahah
12:25 <@chrism> wow
12:31 <+phobosd> i had a dream last night i got an ipad2
12:31 <+phobosd> :|
12:32 <@chrism> hah
12:33 <chrispi> funny, i had a dream where you lost your manhood
12:33 <chrispi> *dream last night
12:33 <m1k[3y]> was it wet?
12:33 <+phobosd> did i lose my manhood in your rectum?
12:33 <m1k[3y]> heh
12:34 <@chrism> sunburn is finally starting to peel
12:34 <@chrism> it's like a snowland on my desk
12:34 <@chrism> ew.
12:39 <m1k[3y]> http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/h3utq/so_i_found_out_that_my_sister_is_a_dominatrix/
12:46 <Volatile> us pasty white IT folk can't be out in the sun for long
12:46 <Volatile> lets stick to our respective dungeons where the only thing to fear is an end-user ticket.
12:52 <tronyx> WOAH
12:52 <tronyx> what is going on in here
12:56 <mattman> he's a ballchinian
12:57 <mattman> premium gas is $4.99
12:57 <mattman> but i dont drive
12:57 <m1k[3y]> neither do i
12:57 <mattman> as long as train fare doenst get hiked again im fine with it
12:58 <m1k[3y]> you live in chicago proper mattman?
12:58 <mattman> yea
12:58 <m1k[3y]> nice, where at?
12:58 <mattman> irving park and sheridan
12:59 <m1k[3y]> ok bro
12:59 <mattman> word!!
12:59 <m1k[3y]> i'm coming over
12:59 <mattman> coo
12:59 <mattman> lets bang
12:59 <mattman> hang*
12:59 <@scrim> ahah
12:59 <m1k[3y]> yeah mang..i'll be there in 14 hours
12:59 <m1k[3y]> get the jameson out
13:00 <m1k[3y]> i am due for a trip back home
13:02 <@chrism> holy hell
13:02 <@chrism> phobosd: http://cgi.ebay.com/2011-Three-Floyds-Dark-Lord-Brandy-Barrel-Aged-Vanilla-/160581919378?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item25636da292#ht_500wt_1156
13:02 <@chrism> already up to 320 bucks
13:16 <+phobosd> lol fuck
13:16 <+phobosd> luke's chillin on a gold mine
13:16 <+phobosd> i put my DL in my closet yeterday
13:16 <+phobosd> hidden in the dark up on the shelf
13:16 <+phobosd> OUT OF VIEW
13:16 <+phobosd> i must forget about it for ~6 months
13:16 <+phobosd> figured in 6 i pop one, another year pop another
13:16 <+phobosd> and then take one to DLD next year
13:17 <@chrism> hah yeah mines in a cabinet in the kitchen
13:28 <sampson> i told john that the bottles go for $50 on ebay
13:28 <sampson> and he's like WTF
13:28 <sampson> DON'T SELL THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS
13:28 <sampson> THAT'S $200
13:29 <@chrism> hahahah
13:29 <@chrism> i may pop one w/ Jasmin here in a few days, just so she can try it (and I can drink more)
13:32 <sampson> lol wtf http://cgi.ebay.com/Dark-Lord-EMPTY-BOTTLE-By-3-Floyds-2010-NO-BEER-INSIDE-/220778295991?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33676972b7#ht_500wt_841
13:33 <@chrism> hahahaha
13:33 <@chrism> no bids though
13:33 <sampson> http://cgi.ebay.com/3-Floyds-Dark-Lord-Brandy-Barrel-Aged-/280668518100?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item415925b6d4#ht_500wt_1075
13:33 <sampson> boosh
13:39 <tronyx> http://psx-scene.com/forums/f6/psn-database-containing-2-2million-credit-cards-now-up-sale-85702/
13:40 <@chrism> hahahaha wow
13:40 <@chrism> cvv2 codes
13:40 <@chrism> really?
13:41 <@chrism> someones gonna get the SHIT sued out of them if that's true
13:41 <sampson> old
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13:46 <tronyx> man
13:46 <tronyx> sony owns
13:48 <@scrim> wonder if visa will reject sony's ability to process CCs
13:48 <@scrim> ahahah
13:55 <tronyx> just such a colossal fuck up
13:55 <tronyx> it's unbelievable
13:56 <tronyx> yea RSA got owned, so did heartland, TJ Max, etc.
13:56 <tronyx> but sony's mistake was just too awesome for words
13:56 <@chrism> you accidentally typed mistake
13:56 <@chrism> in the non-plural sense
13:58 <tronyx> heh
13:58 <tronyx> truth
14:01 <tronyx> so quiet
14:05 <Volatile> hmm
14:05 <Volatile> isn't there some security reason for the CVV2? Aren't they not to be stored?
14:05 <Volatile> (even if the other info is)
14:06 <sampson> face peeling off
14:08 <Volatile> heh
14:08 <@scrim> Volatile - yeah i think that's true
14:09 <tronyx> they're not supposed to be stored
14:09 <Volatile> im not lookin' forward to tonight. have class.. my face is still a bit burned.. gunna be painful
14:09 <tronyx> if they DO have them, they're far more fucked than before, mostly because they lied to their auditors
14:09 <tronyx> what class?
14:09 <Volatile> well.. it's possible the info wasn't "stored"
14:09 <Volatile> ie: it was dropped to disk into temporary files maybe, and then immediately removed
14:10 <tronyx> can't do that
14:10 <Volatile> really?
14:10 <@chrism> http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/05/04/sonys-response-to-the-u-s-house-of-representatives/
14:10 <tronyx> in terms of forensics, that is still stored
14:10 <tronyx> mmmhmmmm
14:10 <Volatile> ok
14:10 <Volatile> well
14:10 <Volatile> there's still ways to get it
14:10 <@chrism> We discovered that the intruders had planted a file on one of our Sony Online Entertainment servers named “Anonymous†with the words “We are Legion.â€
14:10 <Volatile> even if it's not stored to the disk
14:10 <@chrism> hahahah
14:10 <tronyx> the payment application data standard basically says no trace of it can be left on a system
14:11 <tronyx> PA-DSS mumbo jumbo
14:11 <Volatile> lawl
14:11 <@chrism> scofflaw: ding
14:12 <Volatile> chinese hackers did it
14:12 <Volatile> the contents were "We are Region."
14:12 <tronyx> lol
14:12 <@scrim> i'm suspicious that
14:12 <@scrim> sounds like sony trying to point fingers
14:13 <Volatile> yeah, pmuch
14:13 <Volatile> doesn't matter what you find
14:13 <Volatile> that kind of evidence is silly
14:13 <@scrim> anon hasn't done comercial attacks before
14:13 <@scrim> i mean not like "for profit, lets go steal CCs" kind of things
14:13 <Volatile> "Anonymous" is anyone who calls themselves "Anonymous"
14:14 <@scrim> that too
14:14 <m1k[3y]> anybody here ever do any QA?
14:15 <tronyx> i suppose you could call what i do QA
14:15 <tronyx> why do you ask?
14:15 <Volatile> questions and answers
14:15 <Volatile> i love this game
14:16 <@chrism> m1k[3y]: yes
14:16 <@chrism> lol
14:16 <@chrism> kinda what i do now
14:16 <@chrism> it's the most boring shit in the world ever
14:18 <sampson> fucking face stop peelinggggg
14:19 <@chrism> i don't wanna hear it
14:19 <@chrism> and yeah it's like a snowland on my desk
14:19 <@chrism> heh
14:20 <+phobosd> snowman
14:20 <+phobosd> with carrot cock
14:20 <@chrism> pmuch
14:21 <sampson> i just started peeling today
14:21 <sampson> so p much i can't go out in public until saturday
14:21 <@chrism> i haven't left the house since i got back
14:21 <@chrism> lol
14:21 <@chrism> my shit has been ALL FUCKED UP
14:22 <@chrism> dude people were just gawking at me at the airport
14:22 <@chrism> felt like the fucking elephant man and shit
14:22 <sampson> same
14:22 <sampson> was too tired to give a fuck + i had dr who
14:22 <@chrism> ol
14:22 <@chrism> yeah
14:23 <@chrism> fuckin hell, J needs to get back
14:23 <@chrism> i'm tired of pizza
14:23 <@chrism> lol
14:23 <@chrism> and i miss being able to walk somewhere and get food
14:24 <@chrism> like if i do that now, i'll be out for a good hour and a half
14:24 <@chrism> easy
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14:36 <sampson> cable company to me: NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR INTERNET
14:36 <sampson> http://pastebin.com/aJVbCbxL
14:36 <sampson> this says otherwise :catstare:
14:37 <Volatile> what an odd looking route
14:38 <@chrism> who uses steadfast as a basis for a traceroute?
14:38 <+phobosd> beat me to it ^
14:38 <@chrism> oh yeah, sam.
14:38 <Volatile> why so many hops across what look like static user addresses?
14:38 <sampson> this host specifically has the most issues with my internet
14:38 <Volatile> s/user/consumer/
14:43 <m1k[3y]> the fucking QA manager
14:44 <m1k[3y]> is a fucking fat fuck asshole
14:44 <tronyx> what happened
14:44 <+phobosd> hey you nerds
14:44 <+phobosd> http://twitter.com/#!/urbangeekdrinks
14:44 <+phobosd> this is going down tonight, come if you're not gay
14:44 <+phobosd> http://urbangeekdrinks.eventbrite.com/
14:44 <+phobosd> rather
14:44 <tronyx> count me gay
14:45 <+phobosd> well yeah, i didnt expect you to actually make a showing
14:45 <@chrism> yes, this is not in Tronyx's bag of tricks.
14:45 <@chrism> s/tricks/dicks/
14:46 <tronyx> s/sedreplace/unoriginal
14:47 <tronyx> ftfy
14:47 <Volatile> s,ginal,ginal/,
14:47 <Volatile> *sedfixx
14:47 <tronyx> NOT NOW BRO, IM FUZZING
14:47 <Volatile> heh
14:49 <tronyx> alright
14:49 <tronyx> i am on the internet and i installed linux and tor
14:49 <tronyx> i should be good, right?
14:49 <@scrim> sampson - run MTR for 10 minutes or so to noskillz.com
14:50 <m1k[3y]> oh, just how the QA manager is not going to work at all because images are missing from the fucking stage site
14:50 <m1k[3y]> server
14:50 <m1k[3y]> no images? no problem, i just won't work today.
14:50 <m1k[3y]> k bye thx
14:51 <tronyx> that domain belongs to you scrim
14:51 <tronyx> hacked
14:51 <@scrim> omg!
14:52 <@scrim> it's just a place I can run a reverse from
14:52 <@scrim> trying to help :)
14:53 <@scrim> i like how it's 5ms to the router though
14:53 <@scrim> wifi?
14:55 <Volatile> An Australian man posted on Facebook that he was "bout to kill ma kid" minutes before repeatedly stabbing his two-year-old daughter and leaving her to die, court papers revealed Wednesday.
14:55 <Volatile> that goes on lamebook
14:57 <@chrism> that's horrible =(
14:58 <tronyx> disgusting
14:58 <Volatile> i bet his post got a bunch of "lol. i feel that way sometimes too!" responses
15:02 <tronyx> private_Key_token=
15:03 <tronyx> being passed in unencrypted viewstate data O.O
15:03 <tronyx> look of disapproval
15:03 <tronyx> ಠ_ಠ,
15:05 <Volatile> wtf?
15:06 <Volatile> you must be doing sectesting on something really weird
15:06 <Volatile> heh
15:10 <tronyx> i test all kinds of weird stuff
15:10 <tronyx> but mostly applications
15:17 <mattman> breasts plz
15:18 <sampson> hooray internet
15:18 <mattman> http://i.imgur.com/dV7xW.jpg
15:19 <mattman> http://i.imgur.com/wAmzc.jpg
15:19 <mattman> just ordered 1 ^
15:26 <tronyx> did you need to enable BGP cross compatibility sampson ?
15:29 <sampson> no fucking weird dude
15:29 <sampson> i showed him how osx was fucked up and windows worked fine
15:29 <sampson> and he's like idk man that has to be a configuration issue with your computer
15:30 <sampson> so then i pull the laptop out and i'm like i just installed this 2 hours ago and it does the same thing
15:30 <sampson> and then i'm like FUCK IT, HAIL MARY TIME. GET A NEW MODEM.
15:30 <sampson> bam, works
15:30 <@chrism> wtf is going on with all the starwars nerd shit today?
15:30 <sampson> ?
15:30 <sampson> my internet has been fubar so i could not tell you
15:31 <@chrism> just a bunch of idiots going "MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU"
15:31 <@chrism> and other random dumb shit
15:31 <sampson> oh yeah someone said that to me i called him a faggot
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15:35 <mattman> everybody remain calm
15:36 <chrispi> THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL
15:36 <tronyx> it's may 4th
15:37 <tronyx> MAY 4TH BE WITH YOU
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15:48 <Volatile> hello again
15:50 <tronyx> it's may 4th
15:50 <tronyx> MAY 4TH BE WITH YOU
15:54 <tronyx> hey guys
15:54 <tronyx> has anyone heard of a site called ebalm's world?
15:55 <tronyx> it's pretty edgy stuff dudes
15:57 <m1k[3y]> i'll have to check it out bro
15:57 <tronyx> gnarly
15:57 <m1k[3y]> as soon as i update my geocities site
15:57 <tronyx> hey wtf
15:57 <tronyx> you guys
15:57 <tronyx> when you have a "cable" modem, you're always "online"
15:57 <tronyx> and that makes it dangerous
15:57 <tronyx> that's today's security tip
15:57 <m1k[3y]> bro, you better watch out
15:57 <m1k[3y]> you might get a virus
15:57 <tronyx> dang
15:57 <tronyx> someone needs to stop those criminals who gave me a virus
15:58 <tronyx> does anyone know where i can get the newest realplayer version?
15:58 <Volatile> haha
15:58 <Volatile> ebalm
15:59 <tronyx> Volatile: you seem pretty tech savvy. realplayer?
15:59 <m1k[3y]> http://www.real.com/
15:59 <m1k[3y]> heh, it's still around
15:59 <tronyx> thankfully
15:59 <tronyx> i need realplayer to watch ebalm's world
16:13 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/eIRj2.png
16:13 <@chrism> lol
16:15 <chrispi> HAHAHA
16:19 <@scrim> ahahaha
16:24 <mattman> queermos
16:24 <m1k[3y]> hahha
16:27 <sampson> no you mattcakes
16:27 <mattman> hi guys
16:27 <sampson> epicccccccccc
16:33 <m1k[3y]> http://i.imgur.com/H65nm.jpg
16:34 <mattman> lol cats rock
16:35 <mattman> http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/findthemall.jpg
16:35 <m1k[3y]> hahha
16:37 <@scrim> ahaha
16:46 <tronyx> hey mattman
16:46 <tronyx> i heard microsoft never had any fans
16:46 <tronyx> just $laves
16:46 <tronyx> LOLOLOLLLLLLLLL RUN BSD
16:46 <mattman> $slaves LOL
16:46 <mattman> oops
16:46 <mattman> i cant even do it right
16:46 <tronyx> maybe you should use powershell to write your sentences fanboi
16:46 <tronyx> LOLOLOl
16:47 <tronyx> who else is in agreement???????
16:48 <mattman> hhhaha powerhsell
16:48 <mattman> im about to read a powershell BOOK
16:48 <mattman> NO HJOKE!
16:48 <mattman> hahahah
16:51 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVMW3TlCPGw
16:51 <sampson> BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER
16:52 <tronyx> lame
16:54 <sampson> shut your mouth
16:55 <tronyx> sorry dude, it's lame
16:55 <tronyx> so lame actually
16:55 <mattman> wow
16:55 <tronyx> lame, right?>
16:55 <mattman> these comments are making me happy i dont have 4g
16:55 <mattman> http://pocketnow.com/thought/sohow-are-you-liking-4g
16:55 <sampson> you're dead to me
16:56 <sampson> tronyx: i started a herb garden yesterday
16:56 <tronyx> oh nice
16:56 <tronyx> what did you plant
16:56 <sampson> catnip, parsley, oregeno, thyme and rosemary
16:56 <sampson> gonna get a pre-started sage plant once those are transplantable to actual shit
16:57 <tronyx> awesome
16:57 <tronyx> no rosemary?
16:58 <tronyx> gonna get your cat all stoned?
17:08 <sampson> i said i was doin rosemary ho
17:08 <sampson> and fuck yaaaaa
17:09 <tronyx> er i meant no basil
17:09 <tronyx> NO BASIL
17:12 <sampson> yeah
17:12 <sampson> i *never* use basil
17:12 <sampson> like i could put it on pizza and then what
17:12 <sampson> if i had recipes i'd grow some
17:13 <tronyx> pasta
17:13 <tronyx> fry it
17:13 <sampson> i buy premade sauce
17:13 <tronyx> pesto sauce
17:13 <tronyx> how dare yo ucall yourself gay
17:13 <sampson> barfo sauce
17:16 <@chrism> pesto is awesome
17:16 <@chrism> =\
17:16 <@chrism> and basil is awesome
17:16 <@chrism> probably one of my favorite herbs
17:18 <tronyx> hey sam
17:18 <tronyx> how's maplestory?
17:20 <sampson> awesome i just got 50 more fame
17:20 <sampson> i hate hate hate pesto
17:20 <sampson> what do you think of my new wallpaper
17:20 <sampson> http://www.dualmonitorbackgrounds.com/popular-culture/YunaAndMainCharacterFF10.jpg.php
17:23 <Volatile> you just became so gay, you've just cycled back to straight.
17:25 <tronyx> LMFAO
17:29 <@chrism> hahaha
17:30 <sampson> actually i just updated http://browse.deviantart.com/customization/wallpaper/multidisplay/?order=9#/d10pi6h
17:31 <@chrism> OMG HE'S GONE... JAPANESE
17:32 <Volatile> heh
17:33 <Volatile> trying to unstraight?
17:34 <Volatile> sam, how many evangelion eps have you gotten through?
17:34 <m1k[3y]> you into furrys now
17:35 <sampson> k srs this time http://browse.deviantart.com/customization/wallpaper/multidisplay/?order=15&offset=24&offset=24#/d3dhgrw
17:35 <sampson> vol: i have no idea what that is
17:35 <sampson> i just saw an animes
17:35 <tronyx> this is sam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U_Q066yHZo&annotation_id=annotation_646152&feature=iv
17:35 <Volatile> that character is from evangelion
17:35 <Volatile> and she's a bitch
17:46 <tronyx> hi guys
17:47 <tronyx> hey mattman, did you end up registering that domain?
17:47 <mattman> whichon
17:47 <tronyx> mattmanlovessteamysampsoncocks.com
17:47 <mattman> LU!L
17:47 <tronyx> OHHHHHH YOU FUCKING FELL FOR IT
17:47 <tronyx> holy shit
17:47 <tronyx> HJAskjdlaksdj HAHAHAHHAHA
17:47 <mattman> hhahaha
17:47 <mattman> god me so good
17:47 <tronyx> oh dude
17:47 <tronyx> dude
17:47 <tronyx> did any of my other bros see that?
17:47 <mattman> hey tronyx
17:47 <tronyx> hey mattman?
17:47 <mattman> when samp comes in we go to kilt
17:47 <mattman> you wanna go
17:47 <tronyx> when
17:48 <mattman> may 17 or something
17:48 <mattman> yaeh 17
17:48 <tronyx> depends. you gonna chew gum while you drink beer?
17:48 <mattman> i wouldnt have it any other way
17:48 <tronyx> i just got like, 6 oners
17:48 <tronyx> hey phobosd, you want to come get a piece of these boners?
17:49 <tronyx> sampson: you there?
17:49 <tronyx> hey scofflaw, did you ever register that domain?
17:50 <tronyx> watch mattman, i'm going to burn him so bad
17:50 <tronyx> just wait dude
17:50 <tronyx> hey Volatile
17:50 <tronyx> did you register that domain?
17:50 <tronyx> guys?
17:51 <tronyx> sorry to disappoint mattman but it looks like nobody is around
17:51 <n|cotine> no, tronyxsmomeatscocks.com was already taken. BY YOUR MOM
17:51 <mattman> oh man, nico comes through with a SLAM DUNKKKKK
17:52 <tronyx> damn dude
17:52 <tronyx> you got me good n|cotine
17:53 <n|cotine> nothing better to do til this plane takes off
17:53 <tronyx> where you headed/
17:53 <n|cotine> kc, from dallas
17:53 <tronyx> cool
17:54 <tronyx> any special occasion?
17:54 <n|cotine> doing a round trip this week
17:54 <n|cotine> deploy routers
17:54 <tronyx> you guys hiring?
17:54 <tronyx> i set up my linksys at home
17:54 <@chrism> oooh you're going to the old CT datacenter
17:54 <tronyx> so i figure, maybe i would be a good fit
17:54 <@chrism> pace and I were there when that fucker was built
17:54 <n|cotine> they were supposed to be onsite when i was last week, but brocade fucked up the shipping
17:55 <n|cotine> chrism: no
17:55 <tronyx> lol wtf dude
17:55 <tronyx> n|cotine: lmk and i will be out there with some linksys routers
17:55 <tronyx> we'll take care of it np
17:55 <@chrism> just going to the pops that DC hooks to ?
17:55 <n|cotine> are they the business class linksys ones?
17:56 <n|cotine> chrism: different datacenter, in airworld tech park
17:56 <n|cotine> not mainmark
17:56 <@chrism> aah never heard of airworld
17:56 <@chrism> er hrm is that the newer stuff out by the airport?
17:56 <n|cotine> gsi bought it from att a few years ago
17:56 <@chrism> aah
17:56 <n|cotine> yep
17:56 <@chrism> werd
18:09 <n|cotine> dongs
18:17 <m1k[3y]> hi guys
18:17 <m1k[3y]> http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/09/Jeans-and-a-bra.gif
18:17 <sampson> old
18:17 <m1k[3y]> but
18:17 <m1k[3y]> awesome
18:18 <sampson> ok that's it i'm turning my computer off
18:18 <sampson> bye
18:18 <m1k[3y]> bye
18:18 <mattman> shes very hot
19:38 <kubi> can't
19:38 <kubi> stop
19:38 <kubi> watching
19:38 <kubi> she actually looks a lot like my ex only much hotter
19:39 <kubi> the face and the rack are quite comparable though
19:43 <dvitous> never thought you'd be enthralled by a woman putting ON clothes... didja
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19:52 <mi|kman> holy shit.
19:52 <mi|kman> that is pretty much awesome m1k[3y]
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