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#Chicago on Friday, May 6, 2011
Links mentioned
today:
http://pastebin.com/X9SBeH2c
http://news.cnet.com/8301-31021_3-20060227-260.html
http://crownroast.attaq.org/doorstop.gif
http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/mark/errord/050611/bitterremarks.JPG
http://www.mysqlperformanceblog.com/2011/02/21/death-match-ebs-versus-ssd-price-performance-and-qos/
http://newrelic.com
http://www.homebrewing.org/2-WELD-9-Gallon-Stainless-Steel-Brew-Pot-PRE-ORDER_p_1684.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zuZVnXffVc
http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/05/sprint-google-voice-integration-has-major-issues-major-lack-o
http://i.imgur.com/kQTFI.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN8E8L5c9WI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwuisY-JPoI
http://i.imgur.com/h1c04.jpg
http://www.starbucks.com/blog/happy-hour-returns/1005
http://support.tigertech.net/php-value
http://world.ccavenue.com/indexWorldccav.jsp
http://i.imgur.com/AcQlA.png
http://i.imgur.com/HLNJO.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZDMBk.png
http://www.reddit.com/tb/h4u4r
http://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/h4lq0/sorry_guys_im_just_venting_to_a_subreddit_that_i/
http://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/h4d3k/how_to_make_an_unprotected_left_in_texas_required/
http://chibeer.org/2011/04/29/big-brew-for-national-homebrew-day/
http://i.imgur.com/DgTZn.png
http://www.bgr.com/2011/05/06/windows-phone-sales-to-top-android-in-2015-smartphone-share-of-global-phone-sales-to-double/
http://i.imgur.com/J15gz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2KNlm.png
http://www.dominicboudreault.com/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/06/skype_for_mac_critical_vulnerability/
http://www.clownpenis.fart
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08:25 <sampson> fart
08:28 <tronyx> morning
08:34 <Volatile> herro
08:43 <sampson> o nice
08:43 <sampson> sony is offering 1 year of identity theft
protection to all hackees
08:44 <sampson> better than that fucking email scam
08:44 <sampson> OH HEY OUR MAILING LIST GOT HACKED HARD
FUCKING CORE
08:44 <sampson> JUST IGNORE OUR EMAILS FROM NOW ON
08:44 <sampson> ...thanks douches
08:46 <Volatile> loo
08:46 <Volatile> i saw that. all the comments are "LOVE YOU
SONY"
09:20 <tronyx> oh lmfao http://pastebin.com/X9SBeH2c
09:29 <Volatile> lawl
09:30 <sampson> O_o
09:30 <sampson> who would have spongebob squarepants typing
on a server
09:31 <Volatile> someone who lives under the sea
09:38 <Volatile> 'I MODIFIED ALL THE PERMISSIONS ON MY
BINARIES AND NOW SHIT ISN'T WORKING. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY?!'
09:38 <Volatile> fml
09:50 <tronyx> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
http://news.cnet.com/8301-31021_3-20060227-260.html
09:51 <Volatile> heh
09:51 <Volatile> if it's said on IRC, it may be true
09:52 <dvitous> how do u think they found bin laden?
09:52 <Volatile> that's easy. his wife was tired of being disrespected
09:52 <Volatile> you know how girls get
09:53 <dvitous> he was in irc netsexxin
09:53 <Volatile> first you're like, "BITCH, YOU ARE THE SPAWN
OF SATAN SENT ONLY TO TEMPT LUST"
09:53 <Volatile> ..and they're like "I KNOW"
09:53 <dvitous> duh?
09:53 <tronyx> wellit could have been avoided if bin laden
asked for a cloak
09:54 <tronyx> buyt the IRC ops were like, "no obscene
cloaks" and he didn't like that
09:54 <Volatile> cloak of 1000 invisibilities?
09:54 <tronyx> and before he could retailiate, he got
shot
09:54 <sampson> this is me irl
http://crownroast.attaq.org/doorstop.gif
09:54 <dvitous> yeah... and now he got his own personal
hell
09:54 <dvitous> 72 virgins?
09:54 <dvitous> fuck
09:54 <Volatile> muslims *H8* sloppy seconds
09:54 <dvitous> It trade em all for a coupla good dick-suckin
hoz
09:55 <dvitous> who wants to deal with that virgin shit...
72x
09:55 <Volatile> you don't hafta deal with shit
09:55 <Volatile> they're women
09:55 <Volatile> lower life-forms
09:55 <Volatile> heh
09:55 <dvitous> give up the goods... bitch
09:56 <Volatile> wrap a towel around their heads and have em
go clean the million dollar mansion in pakistan
09:56 <dvitous> yeah... no shit
09:56 <dvitous> $1mil just doesnt buy what it used to, does
it?
09:56 <Volatile> actually
09:56 <Volatile> i was a little surprised by that number
09:57 <Volatile> i would have expected 1m USD to go a lot
farther in pakistan
09:57 <Volatile> i bet building materials are expensive
imports there though?
09:57 <dvitous> and you know... being a gov't contract n
all...
09:57 <dvitous> :D
10:08 <tronyx> so who thinks he's actually dead?
10:08 <Volatile> heh
10:12 <Volatile>
http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/mark/errord/050611/bitterremarks.JPG
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10:33 <sampson>
http://www.mysqlperformanceblog.com/2011/02/21/death-match-ebs-versus-ssd-price-performance-and-qos/
10:33 <sampson> interesting read
10:45 <tronyx> your face is an interesting read
10:48 <@chrism> heh percona does not know how depreciation
works
10:48 <@chrism> brb smizzle
10:48 <mattman> hi bros
10:50 <sampson> you know i thought i'd never say this
10:50 <sampson> but fuck load
10:50 <sampson> worst metric ever
10:51 <mattman> 0.00 0.00 0.00
10:51 <sampson> it's fucking horse shit
10:52 <sampson> you could have a load of 50 and still have
idle processes
10:52 <sampson> for instance this server is "loaded" at
10
10:52 <sampson> but the cpu has 80% idle
10:52 <sampson> the load is due to networked filesystem so in
reality the server itself is barely utilized
10:52 <Volatile> hay mattman
10:52 <mattman> heya volly
10:52 <Volatile> sup
10:53 <mattman> not much
10:53 <mattman> been a hectic week
10:53 <Volatile> i picked a price point on MSFT
10:53 <mattman> i think its finally winding down today
10:53 <Volatile> entry point rather
10:53 <Volatile> yeah?
10:53 <Volatile> whatcha up to?
10:53 <mattman> just work shit :)
10:53 <Volatile> ah
10:53 <Volatile> creative work?
10:54 <tronyx> micro$0ftdongs LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
10:54 <mattman> but whats your entry point? you gonna do the
buy sell every 3 month strategy people like to do?
10:54 <Volatile> i dunno what other people are doing
10:54 <Volatile> they may be holding and selling puts and
calls
10:55 <Volatile> under 25.30, preferably 24.80ish on a big
pullback
10:57 <sampson> holy fuck
10:57 <sampson> one of my clients signed upf ro this thing
http://newrelic.com
10:57 <sampson> it is COOL
10:57 <sampson> i'm sitting here and it has so many
metrics
10:58 <sampson> like you can even break mysql down to most
time consuming query
10:58 <Volatile> that's kinda neat
10:58 <sampson> does it on php too
10:59 <Volatile> looks like it hasta be integrated into your
software
10:59 <sampson> yeah
10:59 <sampson> but this is neat
10:59 <Volatile> i agree
10:59 <Volatile> it's a profiler for web apps
10:59 <Volatile> that's pretty nice
10:59 <tronyx> wow
11:00 <tronyx> oh shi
11:00 <tronyx> they have napster as a client
11:00 <tronyx> everyone uses napster!!!
11:01 <mattman> its hot toda
11:01 <Volatile> <napster> everyone is lining up to
give me money
11:01 <mattman> ih ate it
11:01 <mattman> i miss winter
11:01 <Volatile> <anpster> i'm hot shit
11:02 <Volatile> etc
11:02 <Volatile> he wasn't lying
11:02 <Volatile> heh
11:02 <Volatile> he's a big holder of facebook now
11:02 <Volatile> and facebook is looking to buy skype?
11:03 <mattman> facebook and google, repoertedly
11:03 <mattman> 2-3B
11:03 <Volatile> ah
11:03 <Volatile> that'll be interesting
11:03 <Volatile> voice services on facebook
11:03 <mattman> yea
11:03 <Volatile> i bet he'll integrate it immediately
11:04 <mattman> prob
11:04 <mattman> the new windows phone os is very tightly tied
to facebook
11:04 <mattman> built in facebook chat in the "messaging hub"
etc
11:04 <m1k[3y]> great, just what everyone needs
11:04 <m1k[3y]> more facebook
11:04 <mattman> which im personally glad about, cuz i know
the built in OS apps can run in the background without sucking
battery, 3rd party facebook clients, dont have that guarantee
11:05 <Volatile> pretty soon you'll be looking up records
like 5.2.3.1.in-addr.facebook
11:05 <mattman> hah
11:05 <Volatile> facebook is the internet.
11:06 <mattman> right now yeah
11:06 <mattman> but i look back over my short internet career
and have seen so much ubiquity fall out of favor eventually
11:06 <mattman> i wonderi if FB will be different
11:06 <Volatile> he's young enough that he's embracing the
technology as the younger gen does
11:07 <Volatile> i'd easily give him another 5 years of
supremacy
11:07 <Volatile> if not longer
11:07 <mattman> so far hes made pretty good moves, i
think
11:07 <Volatile> yeah
11:07 <Volatile> he's good with his userbase
11:07 <Volatile> i think most people feel pressured (in the states) to be on FB
11:07 <Volatile> that's a good position to be in
11:07 <Volatile> heh
11:07 <mattman> yep
11:07 <Volatile> for him
11:08 <mattman> so how is googles +1 button doing so far?
11:09 <Volatile> no idea
11:09 <mattman> i havent seen it on any sites yet
11:09 <Volatile> kubi's department
11:09 <Volatile> heh
11:09 <mattman> i just feel like google isnt good at making
good partner relationships
11:10 <Volatile> as far as GOOG is concerned, i've lost
faith
11:10 <Volatile> the company is still pretty neat though
11:10 <mattman> yeah they definitely do very neat things, but
so does MS R&D. they both need to turn these great ideas into
profitable products
11:10 <mattman> rather than just neat toys
11:10 <Volatile> in january GOOG was $100 higher
11:10 <Volatile> heh
11:11 <Volatile> yeah
11:11 <Volatile> MSFT does not innovate
11:11 <Volatile> it's in a beta sector, as a behemoth that's
been around forever with few changes
11:11 <mattman> not so much in actual products, but i
obviously disagree with that statement :)
11:12 <Volatile> what has MSFT pioneered in the last 10 years?
11:12 <mattman> xbox live
11:12 <sampson> aol bro
11:12 <Volatile> okay.. an online service
11:12 <sampson> look where it is now
11:12 <Volatile> anything else?
11:12 <Volatile> i wouldn't call an online service
pioneering
11:12 <sampson> WINDOWS PHONE SYSTEM OPERATING SYSTEM 7
SERIES
11:12 <Volatile> we're on the internet.
11:12 <mattman> hmmm
11:12 <sampson> ZUNE MARKETPLACE
11:12 <mattman> well lets move on, we could nit pick
everything :)
11:12 <Volatile> ..but they did a great job with XBL
11:12 <Volatile> im just saying
11:13 <Volatile> i agree with you that MSFT does well for
itself
11:13 <mattman> zune was also a pretty compelling
innovation
11:13 <Volatile> vs the ipod?
11:13 <mattman> subscription based downloads with
purchases
11:13 <mattman> itunes is just now finally about to offer
subscription service, supposedly
11:13 <Volatile> yeh
11:14 <Volatile> im not comparing them to AAPL on purpose..
it just seems that MSFT is constantly trying to play catch-up with
AAPL
11:14 <mattman> $15/mo unlimited downloads was innovative at
the time. frankly im surprised they got so many studios to sign on
board
11:14 <Volatile> AAPL calls itself a "media company"
11:14 <Volatile> mattman, microsoft has a pretty big history
of handing out money to get what it wants heh
11:14 <Volatile> and paying out the ass until it turns
profitable
11:14 <Volatile> it's worked well for them
11:15 <Volatile> i read some people talking about WP8
11:16 <Volatile> i hope it's as good as they expect
11:16 <mattman> well all that said, i disagree that MSFT
hasnt been innovative in the last 10 years. but i do have a new
found appreciation of Apple
11:16 <mattman> specifically, their ability to bring
something to market at exactly the right time
11:16 <Volatile> AAPL's marketing department is god-like
11:16 <Volatile> there were tablets before iPad
11:16 <mattman> 6 months ago, if I heard iPhone 5 would not
have 4G I would have said what am anazing engineering failure, only
apple could get away with that shit
11:16 <mattman> BUT NOW
11:16 <Volatile> ..but ask your mom to name one
11:16 <Volatile> good luck.
11:16 <mattman> i completely think its a great idea
11:16 <mattman> 4G is horrible. Its amazingly bad on battery
life, and its so sparce right now
11:17 <Volatile> ..ask your mom what the first digital music
player was
11:17 <Volatile> she'll say iPod
11:17 <mattman> I agree they have wonderful marketing, but i
also now think they are just great at bringing a great product to
the market at the right time
11:17 <Volatile> up until maybe 8-10 months ago, every one of
your little sister's friends wanted/had an iPhone
11:17 <mattman> they make good shit, its too expensive for my
tastes, but its a great formula
11:17 <Volatile> yeah
11:18 <Volatile> the iPad market share is large, but
ironically, it's mostly adopted by people who make over $75k/yr
11:18 <@chrism> really?
11:18 <Volatile> yeah
11:18 <@chrism> interesting
11:18 <@chrism> i guess that makes sense though
11:18 <Volatile> the vast majority of iPad owners are "upper
middle class" and higher
11:18 <mattman> i played with my first ipad a few days
ago
11:18 <@chrism> cause people in lower brackets probably don't
have 500 to toss into a pseudo workstation
11:18 <mattman> ipad2
11:19 <Volatile> chrism, the 3G sells the most
11:19 <mattman> its really nice, but still way too expensive
for me, when you factor in AT&T 3G costs too
11:19 <Volatile> which is upwards of $800
11:19 <mattman> + $25/mo
11:19 <Volatile> it's like buying a laptop minus a ton of
power and features
11:19 <Volatile> heh
11:19 <mattman> so theres another 300 every year
11:19 <Volatile> my mom just bought a 3G Ipad2
11:19 <Volatile> she's broke as fuck
11:19 <Volatile> haha
11:19 <Volatile> she said she'd buy me one
11:19 <mattman> hah
11:19 <Volatile> that's how much she loves it
11:20 <Volatile> frankly, i dont know where AAPL will go from
here
11:20 <mattman> to the moon!
11:20 <Volatile> i dont mean teh stock price
11:20 <mattman> oh
11:20 <mattman> hah
11:20 <Volatile> i mean.. what the fuck new product are they
going to make
11:20 <mattman> im sure they have something planned :)
11:20 <mattman> aapl first trillion dollar company!!!111
11:21 <Volatile> i'm assuming the new iPhones and iPad3 will
have near field payment built in
11:21 <sampson> well they're working on bridging osx w/ their
products even more
11:21 <Volatile> ..if the current gen already doesnt, and
it's just locked
11:21 <sampson> so really you'll see a convergence of ios and
osx to the point that you're missing half the fun unless you're
full mac
11:21 <Volatile> i know they plan to link itunes accounts to
a payment system for checkout
11:21 <sampson> they already did that
11:21 <Volatile> right
11:21 <sampson> osx lion is the 'iosification' of osx
11:21 <Volatile> but they need it in the hands of
consumers
11:21 <sampson> like scrolling is how it would be on a
phone
11:21 <Volatile> literally.
11:22 <sampson> there's gestures similar to iphone to do shit
like bring up a "dashboard"
11:22 <@chrism> phobosd: fyi:
http://www.homebrewing.org/2-WELD-9-Gallon-Stainless-Steel-Brew-Pot-PRE-ORDER_p_1684.html
11:22 <sampson> throw apps into the background w/ full screen
which you can switch between with gestures
11:22 <Volatile> but that's not really the "new" tech i
mean.. i mean something ground-breaking like iPad
11:22 <Volatile> i cant imagine them milking ipad for much
more than another two years?
11:23 <Volatile> they're running out of steam on the iphone
imo.
11:23 <@chrism> well yeah i mean they've milked it for how
long now?
11:23 <mattman> mmmm milk
11:23 <Volatile> it's done though
11:24 <Volatile> the iphone is no longer cutting edge
11:24 <@chrism> i dunno that i'd say it's doen
11:24 <@chrism> it still has to filter through the uber cheap
sectors and shit
11:24 <Volatile> i just mean in terms of having something no
one else does
11:24 <@chrism> i.e., the boost mobile type crap
11:24 <@chrism> oh yeah
11:24 <@chrism> agreed
11:24 <Volatile> AAPL's share price is only supported by its
insane ability to keep out performing everyone's expectations
11:24 <Volatile> heh
11:25 <@chrism> well that and like when they start to
stagnate, they tend to drop something that fully changes the
game
11:25 <Volatile> exactly
11:25 <@chrism> then the rest of the industry spends 4 years
catching up again
11:25 <Volatile> they better come out with the iHouse
11:25 <@chrism> haha
11:25 <@chrism> yeah
11:25 <Volatile> 'easily paints onto walls'
11:25 <@chrism> i'm curious what comes next
11:25 <Volatile> big middle finger to MSFT
11:25 <Volatile> who keeps showing off wall-sized LCD
displays
11:25 <Volatile> heh
11:26 <Volatile> 'while u gaiz was fuckin with ipad3, we waz
making paintable nano-lcds'
11:26 <mattman> heh
11:26 <@chrism> lol
11:26 <@chrism> ya know, apple makes shit that's relevant
now
11:26 <@chrism> ms, not so much outside of their os
11:26 <@chrism> like the shit ms is doing *might* be relevant
in 10 years
11:26 <@chrism> =\
11:26 <@chrism> well 5
11:26 <mattman> the things 3rd parties are doing with kinect
are freakin awesome
11:26 <@chrism> but the way tech evolves, it's hard to say if
it will or not
11:27 <mattman> some of them life changing, for blind and
deaf people especially
11:27 <Volatile> yeah
11:27 <Volatile> doesnt MSFT have a patent on displays that
react to touch?
11:27 <Volatile> for blind peeps?
11:27 <mattman> the free kinect SDK comes out in a few days I
think
11:27 <Volatile> or is that AAPL
11:27 <mattman> no idea vol
11:28 <Volatile> oh
11:28 <Volatile> they both have them
11:28 <mattman> i cant wait til play with the kinect sdk
11:28 <mattman> what should i build
11:28 <Volatile> build something that makes kinect respond in
closer to real-time
11:28 <mattman> the tooling is pretty sharp too
11:28 <Volatile> so i dont feel like i'm playing in the
future
11:28 <mattman> haha yeam
11:28 <Volatile> heh
11:28 <mattman> at the MIX keynote when they showed the SDK
they built a kinect painting app in about 10 mins heh
11:29 <mattman> it detects if your hand is extended out far
enough and then paints on the screen where your hand goes
11:29 <mattman> was pretty damn easy to do
11:29 <Volatile> werd
11:29 <Volatile> yeah man
11:29 <Volatile> microsoft makes the best developer API
11:29 <@chrism> ya know, the kinect felt really really klunky
to me
11:29 <@chrism> like it was cool
11:29 <@chrism> but you had to do big awkward gestures
11:30 <mattman> first gen games are prob gonna suck, while
devs learn how to use it more effectively.
11:32 <@chrism> I think it's place in console history will be
"that piece of equipment that showed us what we can do, but didn't
quite pull it off"
11:32 <sampson> i heard that new shooter is way better
11:32 <@chrism> I think the next gen consoles will take that
idea and roll with it like woah
11:32 <sampson> in terms of controls
11:32 <@chrism> aah
11:33 <mattman> sampson yeah i still want to see the first
video of it, but supposedly its pretty impressive
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11:37 <sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zuZVnXffVc
11:37 <sampson> it looks way more responsive
11:38 <mattman> when is e3 gagain
11:38 <mattman> june?
11:38 <sampson> end of may/june
11:38 <mattman> sweet
11:56 <mattman> damn
11:56 <mattman> these are major issues heh
11:56 <mattman> a caller can listen to your entire voicemail
box?
11:56 <mattman>
http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/05/sprint-google-voice-integration-has-major-issues-major-lack-o
12:03 <Volatile> whaaa
12:03 <Volatile> wow
12:08 <Volatile> hahaha
12:09 <Volatile> christwire.org is *awesome*
12:09 <Volatile> Youtube’s Biggest
Vlogging Devil Whore – iJustine
12:09 <Volatile> Did Being Left Handed Lead to Osama Bin
Laden’s Demise? New Study Says
“YES!â€
12:09 <Volatile> Study Proves Atheists are No Good
Cheaters?
12:09 <Volatile> E3: A Den Of Sin And Homosexuality, The Next
Wii Will Turn Your Children Gay
12:09 <Volatile> i'm going down the line
12:09 <Volatile> these are in order
12:09 <Volatile> Did God Send Tornados To Warn Blacks In The
South About Rap Music?
12:09 <Volatile> God Casts Great Fires and Tornadoes Upon
America to Let Everyone Know, No Obama in 2012.
12:10 <jeffm> lol
12:10 <jeffm> is it run by westboro baptist?
12:10 <m1k[3y]> heh saw this on reddit
12:10 <m1k[3y]> http://i.imgur.com/kQTFI.jpg
12:10 <m1k[3y]> i seen one of these things outside of my
office the other day
12:11 <Volatile> haha
12:11 <Volatile> may 21st?
12:11 <Volatile> shit
12:11 <Volatile> better give away all my earthly goods to
them
12:11 <Volatile> so they can get the message out
12:11 <m1k[3y]> yeah, looks like this picture was taken in
cali
12:11 <jeffm> is saw like 5 of those fuckin trucks on the
highway driving back home from IL
12:11 <m1k[3y]> who bets a massive suicide takes place on may
21st?
12:11 <m1k[3y]> heaven's gate style
12:12 <Volatile> Jews Do Not Blow Up Plane: Set Good Example
for Muslims
12:13 <Volatile> sounds like a bigoted onion article
12:14 <Volatile> Bonnaroo – A Festival of
Heroin, Gay Sin Docking, Mud Orgies and Black Magic
12:14 <Volatile> HAHAHA
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12:14 <Volatile> i fucking love the headlines
12:14 <Volatile> it's like southpark for realz
12:14 <m1k[3y]> heh Bonnaroo - A festival for dirty
hippies
12:14 <Volatile> srslyu
12:15 <Volatile> who the fuck has ever met a gay hippy?
12:15 <Volatile> they aren't stylish enough
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12:17 <sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN8E8L5c9WI
12:17 <mattman> i like mercurial
12:17 <mattman> fuck a git
12:17 <Volatile> hahahaha.. omfg.. this could be an actual
southpark episode: "Demented Panda Infected with Chinese Dragon
Spirits"
12:18 <Volatile> We all know that China is the land of
sleeping communist dragons. So it is no surprise to see that even
their most innocent looking animals can be overcome by the spirit
of the meanest Dragon of all, Satan.
12:18 <@chrism> hahaha
12:18 <@chrism> wow.
12:18 <Volatile> Here a normal panda is overtaken by demonic
spirits. You can see a weird glow in its eyes as it savages the
tree and around 50 seconds in, it is just like at a rock music
concert. The panda wags around skyward in peverted ecstasy and then
releases only in the raunchiest throes of shameful explosions. It
is using the tree as a phallus’.
12:18 <Volatile> I could only wish I were in China right now,
because I’d have myself armed with a hunting
rifle and a poor African-American family in Michigan would have one
extra panda skin Chinese skincoat this winter.
12:18 <Volatile> Our Fellow Americans (tm)
12:19 <Volatile> hahaha
12:19 <Volatile> i love the comments
12:20 <Volatile> Agreed, can’t Asia
contribute anything good to mankind?
12:20 <@chrism> like
12:20 <@chrism> electronics
12:20 <Volatile> I knew a missionary who went to china and
had a gay panda bear sodomize her
12:20 <@chrism> and springrolls
12:20 <Volatile> haha
12:20 <@chrism> what
12:20 <mattman> what?
12:20 <Volatile> i cant tell if this is a troll site
12:21 <mattman> whoa
12:21 <mattman> new twitter.com looks kinda sexy
12:22 <Volatile> looks the same to me
12:22 <Volatile> what changed?
12:22 <Volatile> I Caught My Daughter Reading The New Zodiac
Signs of 2011, Does This Mean She is In The Pagan Wicca Occult?
12:22 <Volatile> How Do I Go About Making Friends With Black
People?
12:23 <Volatile> ok
12:24 <Volatile> i guess this *is* a satyrical site
12:24 <Volatile> i was trolled for approximately 10
minutes
12:24 <Volatile> :(
12:24 <Volatile> maybe moar
12:24 <mattman> haha
12:26 <sampson> it's ok
12:26 <sampson> turn the bass/volume up and enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwuisY-JPoI
12:27 <mattman> well my new wp7 app got 1000 downloads its
first week
12:27 <mattman> took bad the reviews are sucking ass
12:27 <mattman> too bad*
12:27 <sampson> wtf bro
12:27 <sampson> stop sucking
12:27 <mattman> its not me bro, its the assholes who dont
read it!
12:27 <mattman> it only works in 11 cities
12:28 <mattman> i have tons of 1 stars saying "THIS SHIT
DOESNT WORK IN PORTUGALOLOLOL"
12:28 <Volatile> yay
12:28 <Volatile> new watch shipped
12:29 <Volatile> imma send a link to christwire.org to a
friend's facebook page
12:29 <Volatile> haha
12:29 <Volatile> he's supar religious
12:29 <Volatile> and often says things like "Dinosaurs lived
alongside humans"
12:30 <Volatile> and "You think two rocks crashed together
and made the universe?"
12:31 <@scrim> i would not be able to contain myself if
someone said those things to me
12:31 <@scrim> i would laugh at them so much
12:31 <Volatile> we're both quite aware that we dont see the
world the same way
12:31 <Volatile> heh
12:31 <@scrim> eheh
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12:56 <mattman> www.clownpenis.fart
12:56 <@scrim> best host ever
12:57 <Volatile> ahaha
12:57 <Volatile> what was that from
12:57 <@scrim> snl
12:57 <Volatile> one of the two funny things on SNL
12:58 <mattman> hah
12:58 <mattman> it was about a bank who waited too long to
register their domain
12:58 <@chrism> yay jimmy johns
12:58 <mattman> the last one last was clownpenis.fart
12:58 <mattman> left*
12:58 <Volatile> i miss pot bellys
12:58 <Volatile> :((
12:58 <Volatile> WANT
12:58 <@chrism> as you should
12:58 <@chrism> it's delicious
12:58 <@chrism> we've got those down here
12:58 <mattman> pot bellys is OK but so expensive for what
you get
12:58 <@chrism> (thank god)
12:58 <m1k[3y]> oh yeah, good shit
12:58 <@chrism> shut your whore mouth mattman
12:59 <Volatile> hahah
12:59 <@chrism> it's perfect
12:59 <mattman> a sandwich drink and chips are over $10
12:59 <Volatile> IT'S ARTISAN SAMMICH
12:59 <m1k[3y]> they opened ONE finally here
12:59 <m1k[3y]> too bad it's like fucking downtown
12:59 <@chrism> pb sammich is like 5 bucks
12:59 <m1k[3y]> :/
12:59 <@chrism> 4 something i think actually
13:04 <Volatile> dunno
13:05 <Volatile> if im gunna eat out, i'm not going to be too
worried about price
13:05 <Volatile> unless the sammich was like $30
13:05 <Volatile> then it better be an amazing sammich
13:05 <Volatile> heh
13:06 <+phobosd> hi
13:06 <Volatile> hay
13:06 <+phobosd> i heard this is where i get the dongs
13:06 <+phobosd> for the lulz
13:06 <+phobosd> c/d?
13:06 <Volatile> c/d?
13:06 <+phobosd> confirm/deny
13:06 <Volatile> oh
13:06 <+phobosd> COME ON VOL :|
13:06 <Volatile> :((
13:07 <+phobosd> chrism: fermentation is pretty much done
broooooohammmmmmmm
13:07 <@chrism> WOOT!
13:07 <+phobosd> like it only bubbles unless i tap the blow
off valve
13:07 <@chrism> No mas bubble-o?
13:07 <@chrism> aah nice
13:07 <+phobosd> which means stored air, etc
13:07 <@chrism> Congrats, you've made beer!
13:07 <+phobosd> but yeah thinking about putting into
secondary this weekend
13:07 <+phobosd> leaving that for a WHILE
13:07 <@chrism> I'd give it another week on the primary
13:07 <+phobosd> and just do some primary-only beers
13:07 <@chrism> i mean it's no harm
13:08 <+phobosd> well, whats the harm in putting it into
secondary?
13:08 <+phobosd> just curious
13:08 <+phobosd> it's just transfering really
13:08 <+phobosd> i'll let it cook in the secondary for a
bit
13:08 <@chrism> sitting on the yeast cake in primary has been
shown to be amazing for cleaning up any sort of slightly off
flavors and shit that may occurr from a lack of sanitation or just
general 'shit happening'
13:08 <@chrism> what I do is subtrat the time in primary from
the time in secondary
13:08 <@chrism> so like instead of 2 in primary and 2 in
secondary I might do 3 in primary and 1 in secondary
13:08 <+phobosd> ahh
13:09 <@chrism> since you're not dry hopping, the only thing
you get out of secondary is clearing
13:09 <+phobosd> not a bad call
13:09 <+phobosd> well, i still wanna cook some beer this
weekend
13:09 <+phobosd> and malerie has that other bucket HEH
13:09 <@chrism> ^-^
13:09 <+phobosd> so win/win
13:09 <@chrism> hahah
13:09 <@chrism> got any ideas for a beer yet?
13:09 <+phobosd> none
13:09 <@chrism> protip, go with a lower gravity beer this
time
13:09 <@chrism> =P
13:09 <@chrism> much less drama
13:09 <@chrism> lol
13:09 <+phobosd> i know of a couple places other than b n g
that has kits
13:09 <+phobosd> so imma check them out
13:09 <+phobosd> yeah forrealz
13:10 <@chrism> always always ask them how fast the
turnaround on kits are
13:10 <+phobosd> just cuz yeah, no time for shipping
13:10 <@chrism> yeah
13:10 <+phobosd> ok yeah
13:10 <@chrism> you do *NOT* want old extract
13:10 <@chrism> also try to get a kit that has "specialty
grains"
13:10 <@chrism> which is what we did with that crystal malt
in the steeping bag
13:10 <@chrism> that'll keep you from getting thin beer
13:10 <+phobosd> rigth on
13:10 <@chrism> i mean not that it's abad thing
13:11 <@chrism> but you'll notice it, ya know?
13:11 <+phobosd> c
13:11 <+phobosd> cab here, ttyl
13:11 <@chrism> WWERD PZ
13:11 <Volatile> bai
13:17 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/h1c04.jpg
13:17 <@chrism> lol
13:18 <m1k[3y]> hahhahahaha
13:18 <@chrism> god damnit reddit down again
13:18 <@chrism> FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
13:19 <m1k[3y]> up for me
13:19 <m1k[3y]> oh wait
13:19 <m1k[3y]> sign in not working
13:19 <m1k[3y]> more amazon problems
13:19 <m1k[3y]> perhaps
13:24 <@chrism> ya know, if someone could make a reddit that didn't shit itself 8 times
aday
13:24 <@chrism> the current reddit woudl be dead in 2 months
13:25 <Volatile> the cloud is invincible
13:26 <@chrism> bad code however...
13:27 <Volatile> it's written in java. you're insane.
13:30 <Volatile> Motorola Xoom: It’s the
tablet everyone’s talking about. As soon as they
catch their breath, that is. Get it now on Verizon.
13:30 <Volatile> (or at least that's what a paid
advertisement says)
13:42 <@scrim> heh
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13:43 <@chrism> haha
13:43 <@chrism> anymore though, online opinions are forged
waaaay too much to be reliable
13:43 <@chrism> =\
13:43 <@chrism> ya know I'd like to see someone like amazon
lock down their reviews to people who have specifically purchased
that product
13:44 <sampson>
http://www.starbucks.com/blog/happy-hour-returns/1005
13:44 <sampson> free frappz
13:45 <sampson> you know if reddit moved off the cloud it would
probably run better
13:45 <sampson> but i'm sure their db is a nightmare
13:47 <@scrim> chrism - there's somethign like "amazon
verified purchaser" or something like that
13:47 <@scrim> "actually bought this from amazon"
13:47 <@scrim> i see the same thing on yelp though
13:48 <Volatile> hmm
13:48 <@scrim> 1 star review with "OMG THE LINE IS SO LONG
THIS PLACE BLOWS WE LEFT'
13:48 <@scrim> or the same on amazon, if they say happen to
get a DOA
13:48 <Volatile> anyone know if there's a way to set
open_basedir in PHP per-site without having to put it in each
site?
13:49 <@chrism> i don't think so
13:49 <+phobosd> man FUCK YOU PUSSY
13:49 <@chrism> i think that's site specific
13:49 <@chrism> Volatile: Install cPanel
13:49 <@chrism> =P
13:49 <Volatile> is there a way to make PHP load a
site-specific ini file?
13:49 <@chrism> depends on the worker you're using
13:50 <Volatile> like load /etc/php.init, but also always
load DocumentRoot/php.ini or whatever
13:50 <@chrism> well php agent, i.e., suPHP mod_php or
wtfever
13:50 <Volatile> these goofballs are using PHP as a CGI
13:50 <Volatile> with FastCGI API
13:50 <@chrism> hrm, not entirely sure on the fastcgi
stuff
13:50 <@chrism> I know that like suPHP will source local
php.ini's first and foremost
13:50 <Volatile> hmmz
13:51 <@chrism> well not true, it'll source system php.ini
and then override via local php.inis first
13:51 <@chrism> actually
13:51 <@chrism> might be able to do it via .htaccess
13:51 <Volatile> yeah.. that's what i was wondering
13:51 <@chrism> http://support.tigertech.net/php-value
13:51 <Volatile> nice
13:51 <Volatile> thanks
13:51 <@chrism> diff php handlers will do that
differently
13:51 <@chrism> np
13:52 <@chrism> hahah
13:52 <@chrism>
http://world.ccavenue.com/indexWorldccav.jsp
13:52 <@chrism> 1. You know it's a foreign entity
13:52 <@chrism> they specify "US Dollars"
13:52 <@chrism> 2. I found this site due to a mass sql
injection hole posted to full disclosure
13:52 <m1k[3y]> Volatile there is..you need to start fastCGI
with the -c option
13:52 <@chrism> their shit got dumped like woah
13:52 <m1k[3y]> for the particular instance of fastCGI for
that site
13:52 <Volatile> the .htaccess thing will work perfect
13:53 <Volatile> thanks tho
13:53 <m1k[3y]> or that :)
13:53 <@chrism> FUCK YEAH MIKE HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES
13:53 <@chrism> BRING IT BISH
13:53 <Volatile> fucking plesk system
13:53 <@chrism> =P
13:53 <@chrism> oh
13:53 <m1k[3y]> oh yeah bra IT'S ON!
13:53 <@chrism> we'll transfer those accounts to a cPanel
machine for free for you
13:53 <@chrism> fyi
13:53 <@chrism> =P
13:53 <Volatile> heh
13:53 <Volatile> these guys couldn't afford it.
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13:53 <Volatile> i'm surprised they're paying for this
work
13:54 <m1k[3y]> cpanel supports Passenger now right?
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13:54 <@chrism> I don't think so
13:54 <@chrism> I think there's a case looking into it
13:54 <@chrism> you oculd do it via opt-mod though
13:54 <@chrism> it's just not there in EA by default
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13:56 <mattman> password
13:56 <m1k[3y]> yeah, got to get my site set up...it's either
apache with passenger or mongrel
13:56 <+phobosd> hahaha i hav eyour password now mattman
13:56 <+phobosd> mattman: we're thinking about a deck party
tonight
13:56 <mattman> LOL
13:56 <mattman> ok andy im in
13:56 <m1k[3y]> that is an awesome password right there
13:56 <+phobosd> nothing huge, just chill and pound some
beers
13:57 <@chrism> HEY BE RIGHT THERE K
13:57 <@chrism> =(
13:57 <mattman> can i ask jakedogg?
13:57 <+phobosd> of course!
13:57 <+phobosd> chrism: :(
13:57 <+phobosd> soon
13:57 <mattman> is mal gonna be there? should i invite the
sammich?
13:57 <@chrism> yes. yes.
13:57 <+phobosd> but yeah almost 70 out tonight
13:57 <+phobosd> mal will be here later, she's shopping with
her sis or something
13:57 <+phobosd> then will attend
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13:57 <mattman> ok ill see what the sammich is up to
13:58 <+phobosd> can she take her pants off and run around
the deck maybe?
13:58 <+phobosd> like at that bar?
13:58 <mattman> LOL!
13:58 <mattman> you werent there for that tho
13:58 <mattman> only luke
13:59 <+phobosd> that's why i'm asking
13:59 <mattman> some days i miss the luke
13:59 <+phobosd> i want to be part of this experience
13:59 <+phobosd> yeah, i don't
13:59 <+phobosd> mainly because i see him every day
13:59 <mattman> every single day!
14:00 <mattman> i just want
14:00 <mattman> bang bang bang
14:00 <+phobosd> skeet skeet skeet
14:00 <mattman> when jake comes down ill inquire about the
dick party
14:01 <mattman> im sure he will be into it
14:01 <@chrism> INVADERS.MUST.DIE.
14:02 <@chrism> such a damned good cd
14:02 <+phobosd> mattman: yeah he loves dicks
14:02 <+phobosd> i see no reason why he wouldn't
14:02 <+phobosd> i wonder if haymarket does growlers
14:03 <+phobosd> i've always been a beer snob
14:03 <+phobosd> but since DLD it's gotten pretty bad
14:03 <mattman> i wanna become a beer snob
14:03 <mattman> but it seems expensive
14:03 <mattman> im too frugal to pass up $2 lite beer deals
and shit
14:03 <@chrism> CRAFT BEER IS EXPENSIVE... BETTER DRINK
PISS
14:05 <@chrism> omfg
14:06 <@chrism> google gives ABV of beer now?
14:06 <@chrism> hrm only for a few
14:06 <@chrism> I put in "miller lite abv" and it's like
"Best guess for ...."
14:06 <+phobosd> i bet it does gravity math too
14:06 <+phobosd> lol
14:06 <@chrism> That's more of a wolfram alpha thing I'd
bet
14:07 <@chrism> miller is 4.2% ABV? that's stronger than I
expected tbh
14:07 <mattman> heh
14:08 <@chrism> aah here's the calc
14:08 <sampson> TROLLBAIT DEPLOYED
14:08 <@chrism> (OG - FG) * 131
14:08 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/AcQlA.png
14:08 <@chrism> er
14:09 <@chrism> (OG - FG) * 131 = %ABV
14:09 <sampson> LESS BEER CHAT MOR ROON CHAT
14:09 <sampson> TIA
14:09 <sampson> see this channel sucks now because it's a
constant reminder that i have 4 hours before i can go drink
beer
14:09 <@chrism> what is there to say that we haven't said
yet?
14:09 <sampson> click image nerd
14:09 <@chrism> lol i did
14:10 <@chrism> so this weekend in lieu of brewing, I may
start throwing together brewing calcs w/ a bit of perl + template
toolkit on luckyduckybrewing
14:10 <@chrism> lol
14:11 <@chrism> and yes I'm fucking lame and have a brewing
company name. fuck you
14:11 <+phobosd> lol
14:11 <@chrism> haha
14:11 <sampson> its ok
14:11 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/HLNJO.png
14:11 <sampson> i have about 2000 pictures of gizmo now
14:11 <sampson> and yes im aware my lens was dirty :(
14:12 <sampson> after taking the pic i looked at my lens and
saw itw as covered in gizmo
nsot
14:12 <sampson> fuck typing sucks today
14:12 <+phobosd> http://i.imgur.com/ZDMBk.png
14:12 <+phobosd> not cool :|
14:12 <@chrism> hahaha
14:12 <sampson> lmbo
14:13 <@chrism> i'm still lolling over this
http://www.reddit.com/tb/h4u4r
14:13 <sampson> ya
14:13 <@chrism> dude that spat of texas threads caused them
to get all butthurt in /r/houston/
14:13 <@chrism> texan pride man
14:13 <@chrism> YOU DO NOT TELL THEM THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING
WRONG
14:13 <@chrism> it's seriously fucking weird
14:14 <+phobosd> i think i may just keep this tripel in
primary for 4 weeks -> bottle
14:14 <+phobosd> THOUGHTS?
14:14 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/h4lq0/sorry_guys_im_just_venting_to_a_subreddit_that_i/
14:14 <sampson> QQ
14:14 <@chrism> I'd give it 1 week in secondary to clear
out
14:14 <+phobosd> so 5 1 bottle?
14:14 <+phobosd> err
14:14 <+phobosd> 4 1
14:14 <+phobosd> or 3 1
14:14 <@chrism> say 3 1
14:14 <@chrism> tbh maybe even 2 1
14:15 <@chrism> i mean fermentation will def. be done by that
point
14:15 <@chrism> and really clearing is just like an e-dick
thing
14:15 <@chrism> it's not really necessary
14:15 <@chrism> but it's awesome when you pour one of your
own and it's crystal fucking clear
14:15 <+phobosd> like miller clear? :|
14:15 <+phobosd> POKER FACE
14:15 <+phobosd> i like thick beer
14:15 <+phobosd> and cock
14:15 <+phobosd> just saying
14:15 <@chrism> well yeah tbh
14:16 <@chrism> i've run all mine through secondary and I
<3 the way they pour really nice and clear
14:16 <sampson> man i had fried chicken last night
14:16 <@chrism> that pale ale I had looked like mud
14:16 <sampson> and i want it again
14:16 <+phobosd> fffuuuuuu my wine DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE
AGAIN
14:16 <+phobosd> i'm in a wine of the month club
14:16 <+phobosd> my first 2 bottles have been a fucking
disaster
14:16 <@chrism> oh damn =(
14:16 <+phobosd> whatever, picking up from fedex faciliyt
tomorrow
14:16 <+phobosd> dumbasses
14:16 <sampson> you realize that shit is always the stuff
they can't get sold
14:16 <+phobosd> gotta have an adult sign for them
14:16 <sampson> they're like well fuck NOS? WINE OF THE MONTH
AWWWWWWWWW YEAH
14:16 <+phobosd> idgaf, it was a present
14:16 <sampson> i need an adult
14:16 <+phobosd> and it's a pretty good club tbh
14:16 <@chrism> sampson: that thread, yeah
14:16 <@chrism> and look at all the butthurt in there
14:17 <+phobosd> hth
14:17 <@chrism> never once do they go "Fuck MAYBE THE REST OF
THE COUNTRY IS ONTO SOMETHING"
14:17 <@chrism> like note my response in there
14:17 <@chrism> and the response to me
14:17 <sampson> aw god damnit i just sprayed coke all over my
monitor literally
14:17 <sampson> cat got blown off the windowsill by the wind
and launched a claw into my leg
14:17 <@chrism> hah
14:17 <+phobosd> you're supposed to put the coke UP your
nose
14:17 <+phobosd> silly sam
14:19 <@chrism> also
14:19 <@chrism> http://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/h4d3k/how_to_make_an_unprotected_left_in_texas_required/
14:19 <@chrism> lulululullululullulu
14:19 <@chrism> IS SHIT SOMETHING YOU REALLY HAVE TO
DISCUSS?
14:19 <@chrism> this even, not shit
14:19 <@chrism> lol
14:19 <@chrism> talking about it like it's some sort of
fucking magical cheat code they just learned
14:22 <@chrism> oh so today, i'm getting on the tollroad
14:22 <@chrism> some dumb bitch got wedged into the toll
lanes in a diagnol
14:22 <@chrism> diagonal?
14:22 <@chrism> wtfever
14:23 <@chrism> like wedged in there partially sideways
14:23 <@chrism> and she was most of the way through, I really
don't know how she did it
14:29 <mattman> farting comes naturally to me
14:29 <sampson> not really shocking mattcakes
14:30 <mattman> may 17 sam
14:30 <mattman> big night
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14:32 <sampson> BOOBS
14:35 <mattman> big night of big boobs, correct
14:41 <sampson> Also, look out for more information on the
rest of our Welcome Back programme, including which free content
you will be eligible for. We will be offering PSN users the
opportunity to select two PS3 games from a list of five, as well as
offering PSP users the opportunity to choose two games from a list
of four. We will let you know exactly what games are available very
soon.
14:41 <sampson> i'll probably own all 5
14:41 <@chrism> thanks for lettus us leak your personal info
and not suing us
14:42 <@chrism> have 2 games that cost us about 5 bucks.
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14:46 <sampson> bet you money they're all ps minis
14:47 <@chrism> lol 5 different sonic games
14:47 <@chrism> like they coudl do something baller and drop
some full ps3 games
14:47 <@chrism> maybe launch title shit or whatever
14:47 <@chrism> but they won't, cause they're sony
14:57 <+phobosd> -atheism
14:57 <+phobosd> feels good
14:57 <+phobosd> i thought /r/athiesm was pretty funny for a
while
14:57 <+phobosd> but now it's just the same boring
bullshit
14:57 <+phobosd> LOL LOOK AT THIS CHRISTIAN I TROLLED TODAY
GUYZZZZZZ
14:57 <+phobosd> :|
14:58 <+phobosd> I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AND WITTY TO HIM I'M
SO FUCKING ATHIEST
14:58 <Volatile> O.O
14:58 <+phobosd> atheist
14:58 <+phobosd> whatever
14:59 <@chrism> yeah
14:59 <@chrism> it's like funny two or three times
14:59 <@chrism> then it's a circlejerk
14:59 <Volatile> christwire.org
14:59 <Volatile> awesome.
15:00 <+phobosd>
http://chibeer.org/2011/04/29/big-brew-for-national-homebrew-day/
15:00 <+phobosd> fuck
15:00 <+phobosd> We usually have a ploughman.s lunch midday,
then get the smoker fired up
(usually by Joe Preiser, Pitmaster) and eat a hot meat dinner
later.
15:00 <+phobosd> sounds like a sunday at chrisms
15:02 <@chrism> hahaha
15:02 <@chrism> nice
15:02 <Volatile> wow
15:03 <Volatile> that's right by my old apartment
15:03 <Volatile> i was 1505 lunt
15:03 <Volatile> paulina and lunt
15:03 <Volatile> uNf
15:04 <Volatile> The latest industry mutterings suggest that
Nintendo's HD console will be called Nintendo FEEL, with a name
that seems to nod toward the rumored touch-screen controller.
15:06 <Volatile> AV-Test GmbH has posted its first quarter
testing of 22 AV software, and Security Essentials nearly didn't
qualify as a worthy product.
15:06 <Volatile> To pass the test you need to get 11 points
and Security Essentials posted 11.5.
15:06 <Volatile> Security Essentials also only managed to
block 45 percent of dodgy code after it was running.
15:06 <Volatile> PC Tools did better than Security
Essentials, scoring 100 percent on detection and blocking.
15:06 <Volatile> gotta get me some PC Tools on my windows
15:06 <Volatile> heh
15:16 <mattman> hello my good bros
15:17 <Volatile> hi thar
15:28 <+phobosd> hrm mothers day
15:28 <+phobosd> what do?
15:28 <+phobosd> for a mom that's 9 hours away :|
15:33 <@chrism> yeah n odoubt
15:33 <@chrism> i'm trying to figure something out too
15:33 <@chrism> like OHSHI
15:33 <@chrism> and I gotta do something for J
15:33 <@chrism> which, i dunno what yet
15:35 <mattman> when is mothers day
15:36 <mattman> Today?>??
15:36 <+phobosd> sunday bro
15:36 <mattman> ok cool
15:36 <mattman> today is singlehop day
15:36 <mattman> iirc
15:36 <+phobosd> confirmed
15:37 <+phobosd> gonna go get some haymarket for the grill
out later
15:37 <+phobosd> growler styleeeeeee
15:38 <+phobosd> and prob a glass to dirnk it out of
15:38 <+phobosd> unless you wanna drink it out of the bottle
with me mattman
15:38 <+phobosd> we can chugbros
15:38 <mattman> yea that sounds good
15:38 <mattman> i dont really have a glass to bring
15:38 <mattman> :/
15:38 <+phobosd> i'm hoping nobody does either
15:38 <+phobosd> :D
15:38 <mattman> lols
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15:42 <+phobosd> mattman: FYI, stephanie is 'undecided'
atm
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15:53 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/DgTZn.png
15:53 <@chrism> lololololol
15:53 <+phobosd> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
15:53 <Volatile> loo
15:57 <mattman> phobosd
15:57 <mattman> ....
15:57 <mattman> why?
15:58 <mattman> did you tell here i was coming
15:58 <+phobosd> maybe she doesn't know you're coming?
15:58 <+phobosd> lol
15:58 <mattman> lols
15:58 <mattman> i sure hopeshe says yes
15:58 <mattman> shes easy on the old eyes
16:10 <mattman> will her rugby playing bf be in
attendance?
16:11 <Volatile> why do the hot chicks always have boyfriends
that play rugby?
16:11 <Volatile> didn't we find out from american pie that
rugby players are gay?
16:11 <Volatile> ...
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16:18 <@chrism> this, is cool
16:18 <@chrism> telnet horizons.jpl.nasa.gov 6775
16:19 <Volatile> what is it
16:19 <Volatile> tl;dr
16:19 <@chrism> the universe via telnet
16:19 <@chrism> i.e.,
16:19 <@chrism> type 'phobos' or something
16:19 <Volatile> ah
16:19 <@chrism> ganymede, etc
16:21 <@chrism> shit it does manmade stuff too
16:21 <@chrism> like I just learned that Pioneer 11 has a
nominal power output of 165w
16:21 <@chrism> lol
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16:44 <sampson> fuck man
16:45 <@chrism> notnx
16:45 <sampson> i feel like i jumped in a time traveling ship
and i'm back in grade school dialing up the local library to check
out a book
16:45 <@chrism> haha
16:46 <sampson> you know i'd say grunge is my favorite kind
of music
16:46 <sampson> but for the love of fuck if you're a grunge
station
16:46 <sampson> STOP PLAYING HOLE
16:46 <sampson> do the world a favor
16:47 <@chrism> irony: Alternative music was the most popular
kind of music in it's time. And still called alternative.
16:48 <sampson> idk about most popular
16:48 <sampson> you still had pop music
16:49 <@chrism> I would argue that most grunge *was* pop
music at the time
16:49 <@chrism> ^-^
16:49 <sampson> like u2
16:49 <sampson> rem
16:49 <@chrism> fair nuff
16:49 <sampson> i mean seattle rock for the 2 years it
existed was def popular but not the most
16:49 <sampson> i remember being an outcast because i liked
"grunge" music
16:54 <mattman> lolllll
16:54 <mattman>
http://www.bgr.com/2011/05/06/windows-phone-sales-to-top-android-in-2015-smartphone-share-of-global-phone-sales-to-double/
16:54 <mattman> why do these asshole analysts think they can
predict the technology sector 4
years in advance?
16:55 <@chrism> they're basing it on current growth
trends.
16:55 <@chrism> simply put, windows phones are selling like
shit.
16:56 <mattman> i dont get it?
16:56 <mattman> if they are selling like shit why would they
be #1 in 2015?
16:56 <@chrism> they're probably taking a intermediary
timeframe snapshot
16:56 <@chrism> i.e., the last month or some shit
16:57 <@chrism> and it must be that android is on a SLIGHT
downtrend and winmo on a SLIGHT uptrend
16:57 <@chrism> then they're extrapolating from there
16:57 <@chrism> but it's a bullshit method to try to
speculate
16:57 <@chrism> i'm just thinking of the only route they
could have taken to end up w/ those #'s
16:57 <@chrism> obviuosly the lag time and current sales #'s
would be factored in as
well
16:58 <mattman> word
17:01 <@chrism> truth be told, in a 4 year timespan someone
is going to drop "the next big thing" and just destroy that
speculation
17:01 <mattman> i agree with that
17:01 <mattman> thats why i think 4 year predictions in a highly volatile market are
retarded
17:01 <@chrism> agreed
17:01 <mattman> no one 4 years ago predicted ANYTHING about android being
#1
17:01 <@chrism> i wouldn't say all are retarded
17:01 <@chrism> some can just be assumed "fact" at this
point
17:02 <@chrism> i.e., i predict that in 4 years, Microsoft will
still have the largest number of desktop installs in the world.
17:02 <@chrism> but shit like disposable devices turn over
way too fast to make presumptions on
17:02 <mattman> well yeah but the dekstop marketr is not
volatile or nascent
17:03 <@chrism> Well relatively, yes/no
17:03 <@chrism> it's *highly unlikely* that MS will be
unseated
17:03 <@chrism> but, shit can happen
17:03 <mattman> in similar vein tho... is google droping
chrome OS? What use cases does it have over ANdroid honeycomb+?
17:03 <@chrism> however I strongly doubt it would come from
the Linux or MacOS camps
17:04 <@chrism> oh i dunno
17:04 <@chrism> I don't follow the chromeos/linux on the
desktop at all really
17:04 <@chrism> tbqh i'd probably use windows before I'd use
linux on the desktop
17:04 <@chrism> I like the *idea* of linux on the desktop
17:04 <@chrism> I dislike the implementation
17:05 <@chrism> strongly, strongly dislike
17:05 <@chrism> hehe
17:05 <m1k[3y]> yeah, not a fan either
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17:05 <m1k[3y]> unless you want to spend an hour fucking
around with getting your video card to work
17:05 <@chrism> in fact about a week of using linux on the
desktop will have me raving, wondering why the fuck i decided to
spend my life making money off this fucking os
17:06 <@chrism> on that note
17:06 <m1k[3y]> beer time
17:06 <@chrism> I GOT THE POISON, I GOT THE REMEDY, I GOT THE
PULSATING RHYTMICAL REMEDY
17:13 <mattman> Barnes & Noble is rumored to be releasing a new Nook later this
month. If their marketing team is smart, they'll call it the iPad
3
17:22 <@chrism> lol
17:23 <mattman> andy when should icome over?
17:33 <mattman> should i tell sammich to come if malerie is
coming??? so many questions
17:48 <@chrism> here's what dubstep fans look like
17:48 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/J15gz.jpg
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17:51 <+phobosd> chrism: growlers aquired
17:51 <@chrism> Nice!
17:51 <@chrism> What're ya gonna uase 'em for?
17:52 <+phobosd> oh woops meant for mattman
17:52 <+phobosd> but you appreciate it too lol
17:52 <+phobosd> nah just a couple filled growlers from
haymarket
17:52 <@chrism> oh
17:52 <@chrism> hahaha
17:52 <@chrism> gotcha
17:52 <@chrism> nice
17:52 <+phobosd> yah for hte deck party tonight
17:52 <+phobosd> and a glass
17:52 <+phobosd> taking the glass home to add to mah
collection
17:52 <+phobosd> BUT
17:52 <mattman> hi andy
17:52 <@chrism> you can use those for starters
17:52 <mattman> nice
17:52 <+phobosd> donating growlers to the SH office
17:52 <@chrism> ^-^
17:52 <@chrism> aaah
17:52 <mattman> we drink good
17:52 <mattman> hey bro
17:52 <mattman> should i bring some food?
17:52 <+phobosd> so next time
17:52 <mattman> you rockin any grills?
17:52 <+phobosd> just walk over the bridge
17:52 <+phobosd> save $5 heh
17:52 <mattman> and what about malerie?
17:52 <+phobosd> mal is coming later
17:53 <+phobosd> yes bring something to cook
17:53 <+phobosd> and your frat boi beer
17:53 <mattman> YESSS
17:53 <+phobosd> but yeah got a pilsner and an IPA
17:53 <+phobosd> was hopikng they had more summery beer
tapped but guess not
17:54 <mattman> ok bro
17:54 <mattman> jake and i will bring some burr and
foodstuffs
17:54 <+phobosd> when
17:54 <+phobosd> are you getting out of work at like 8 or
something dumb
17:54 <@chrism> lol party over by 8
17:55 <@chrism> <DROOOOOL> <FACEDOWN>
17:55 <mattman> no you funtcace
17:55 <mattman> im leaving at like 530
17:56 <+phobosd> ok that's not so gay
18:05 <sampson> you forget mattman's a girl
18:06 <sampson> so add an hour on
18:06 <sampson> because he has to get ready or some gay
shit
18:07 <sampson> 'jim, what part of "i'm taking my lunch" do
you not fucking understand? now get the fuck out of my face before
i shit on your desk and piss in your coffee.'
http://i.imgur.com/2KNlm.png
18:11 <mattman> lol
18:11 <mattman> im wearing a tucked in shirt today
18:11 <mattman> the hoppers gonna make so much fun of me
18:12 <@chrism> are you now making up taglines for your cat
pics sam?
18:12 * chrism shakes head
18:17 <+phobosd> is he wearing a fucking tie
18:17 <+phobosd> sam
18:17 <+phobosd> do you dress your cat up?
18:17 <mattman> need beer
18:17 <@chrism> http://www.dominicboudreault.com/
18:17 <@chrism> really damned cool long exposure stuff
18:22 <+phobosd> that is the gayest shit i've seen in
awhile
18:22 <+phobosd> i want my click back
18:26 <@chrism> fu
18:29 <mattman> lol big week for skype security
18:29 <mattman>
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/06/skype_for_mac_critical_vulnerability/
18:29 <mattman> first android now mac
18:29 <+phobosd> hey mattman
18:29 <+phobosd> fucking leave
18:29 <+phobosd> it's 530
18:30 <mattman> god damnit bro i have been trying to get jake
to leave for 30 fucking mins
18:30 <mattman> im just sitting here
18:30 <@chrism> HEY PHOBOSD QUIT TYPING IT"S SHUT THE FUCK UP
THIRTY
18:30 <mattman> hes playing a foosball game that wont end
18:30 <mattman> its bullshit on every level!
18:30 <mattman> i want to eat and drink wtih the hops
18:31 <@chrism> i played foosball once
18:31 <@chrism> i lost
18:31 <@chrism> on that note, i go home
18:31 <@chrism> ps. phobosd singlehop needs a foosball
table
18:32 <mattman> yes they do
18:32 <mattman> so i can go over there and destory asses
18:32 <mattman> pound the asses, if you will
18:35 <+phobosd> 17:29 <@chrism> HEY PHOBOSD QUIT
TYPING IT"S SHUT THE FUCK UP THIRTY
18:35 <+phobosd> lol
18:41 <m1k[3y]> ok #chicago
18:41 <m1k[3y]> pz
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19:14 <sampson> CALLED IT
19:14 <sampson> mattman late
19:14 <sampson> SHOCCCKKKKERRR
19:16 <sampson> in other news i just peeled another quarter
of my scalp off
19:16 <sampson> wooooo almost all gone
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19:32 <mi|kman> ew
19:32 <n|cotine> stfu
19:32 <n|cotine> I WILL STAB YOU IN YOUR EYE
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