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#Chicago on Monday, March 7, 2011

<kawaiiblu> lol i learned that word at work!!! <kawaiiblu> we have a bunch of jews here

Links mentioned today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2xOvKFFz4
http://www.reddit.com/tb/fyz21
http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20110305/ISSUE02/303059996/crains-2011-coolest-chicago-offices-peak6-investments-l-p
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f79/banana-wine-33636/
http://www.totalhealthbreakthroughs.com/2007/12/processed-meats-declared-too-dangerous-for-human-consumption/
http://www.3men.com/bacon_making.htm
http://i.imgur.com/6XNpt.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XeCHywNYM
http://torrentfreak.com/fox-dmca-takedowns-demand-google-to-remove-fox-dmca-takedowns-110307/
http://www.thetechgame.com/News/article/sid=1411.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198246_194427153921228_100000618354095_559020_2705553_n.jpg
http://www.destructoid.com/mad-trailer-for-alice-madness-returns-shows-off-gameplay-195863.phtml
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/05/nyregion/05puritans.html?_r=1
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&bav=on.2,or.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=puebla+chicago&fb=1&gl=us&hq=puebla&hnear=Chicago,+IL&cid=0,0,3493704023898664838&ei=ZCd1TbL6NsOqlAeq5I2KCQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBQQnwIwAA
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/3693711977/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/3693714411/in/photostream/
http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
http://imgur.com/nMDO9
http://www.arrangebypenis.com/
http://store.steampowered.com/search/?snr=1_4_4__12&term=creed
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13150557
http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&docId=1000208101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLUc-RNzvRA
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/
http://kitchenbitchblog.com/2011/03/07/homebrewing-101-the-belgian-tripel/
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/latest-libya-development-gaddafi-offers-rebels-hold-peoples-congress-let-him-step-down-guara
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/poster_beer_1300.jpg
http://www.lindemans.be/start/pecheresse/en
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha
http://cockteas.net/
http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/07/lenovo-posts-thinkpad-x220-specs-online-includes-ips-display-s/
http://powercrazy.fishmech.net/yes!.jpg
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec3_1285778612


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00:00 <sampson> and i have to leave the campus to smoke
00:39 <Randy> sampson, who's getting surgery?
00:43 <sampson> john
00:43 <sampson> doc just came down said everything went fine
00:44 <Randy> john's your bf?
00:44 <Randy> that's good news
00:46 <sampson> ya
00:46 <sampson> have to wait for anesthesia to wear off before i can go up
00:49 <Randy> what happened to him
00:49 <sampson> he had appendicitis so they removed his apependix
00:51 <sampson> i think i am going to buy some beer to calm my nerves on the way home
00:51 <Randy> i'm glad everything turned out okay :)
00:56 <sampson> meeeee too
00:56 <sampson> and i'm glad i guilt tripped him into going tonight
00:56 <sampson> he was like I'D RATHER JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR TOMORROW THE ER IS GOING TO BE EXPENSIVE AND I WON'T SEE MY DOCTOR
00:56 <sampson> and i was like yeah, and your appendix will burst and you will miss vegas and you will run the risk of dying
00:56 <sampson> in about 5 minutes he had his going clothes on
00:58 <Randy> any cute medical personnel?
00:58 <Randy> i have such fucked up prioriteis.
00:59 <sampson> nope
00:59 <sampson> all women and a old old old surgeon
00:59 <Randy> i saw the cutest EMT tonight
00:59 <sampson> there was a few EMT guys
00:59 <sampson> but they were portly nerds
00:59 <sampson> hardly lookers
00:59 <Randy> god, the EMTs here are all so hot
00:59 <Randy> it's like there's a law requiring hot men to be EMTs
00:59 <sampson> heh
00:59 <Randy> and even if they're not hot, they have nice bods
01:00 <sampson> when i was in chicago and they were filming the dark knight i left work at the cbot after they did that scene where gordon got shot or whatever
01:00 <sampson> and all the cops were in the alley with their shirts off cooling off because it was hot as fuck
01:00 <sampson> i got a lil flush in the face
01:00 <sampson> they were all chisled and sexy
01:01 <Randy> chiselled cops? in chicago?
01:01 <Randy> the chicago cops i remember were all fat
01:02 <sampson> no they were fake cops
01:02 <sampson> actors in the dark knight movie
01:02 <sampson> playing cops
01:02 <Randy> ahh
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08:22 <@scrim> morning chicago
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08:34 <tronyx> morning
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10:10 <Volatile> mornings
10:15 <m1k[3y]> sup dude
10:18 <Volatile> hio
10:19 <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2xOvKFFz4 @ 1:22
10:19 <Volatile> Virginia Tech is in a *lot* of trouble
10:23 <@scrim> heh
10:48 <sampson> what the fuck
10:48 <sampson> cell phone but no bank account
10:49 <Volatile> ?
10:49 <sampson> i wonder if the world's most typical person plays starcraft
10:49 <Volatile> rapture begins on may 21st btw.
10:49 <sampson> i'm excited
10:49 <sampson> are you?
10:49 <Volatile> so.. if you were worried about quitting smoking
10:49 <Volatile> or not spending too much cash
10:49 <Volatile> dont
10:49 <Volatile> go hog wild.
10:51 <tronyx> trouble Volatile ?
10:51 <Volatile> ?
10:52 <sampson> fyi john's fine
10:52 <tronyx> < Volatile> Virginia Tech is in a *lot* of trouble
10:52 <tronyx> what happened sampson
10:52 <Volatile> <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2xOvKFFz4 @ 1:22
10:53 <sampson> had to get his appendix taken out last night
10:53 <Volatile> wow
10:53 <Volatile> failsauce.
10:53 <tronyx> jesus man
10:53 <tronyx> was it going to burst or hwat
10:55 <sampson> it was infected and enlarged but not close to bursting
10:55 <sampson> they said we got it really early which was a good thing
10:55 <sampson> but REALLY good because we're supposed to leave for vegas thursday
10:55 <sampson> if that had burst that would've blown goat ass
10:56 <Randy> now he's gonna have a cool scar
10:57 <sampson> nah
10:57 <sampson> they took it out with a scope
10:57 <Randy> you should ask the docs if they'll leave it open as a fauxgina
10:57 <Randy> aw.
10:57 <tronyx> faugina
10:57 <tronyx> LMAO
10:57 <sampson> they only gotta open you up if it bursts
10:57 <sampson> because then they gotta wash out your guts
11:02 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/tb/fyz21 idk wtf
11:05 <Volatile> tl;dr
11:08 <sampson> your mom
11:17 <scofflaw> no you
11:23 <sampson> D:
11:26 <kawaiiblu> hi!
11:27 <@chrism> sampson: how's John doing?
11:31 <sampson> good
11:31 <sampson> surgery went well and he's waiting on the doc to come so i can get him
11:31 <scofflaw> word
11:31 <@chrism> nice
11:31 <sampson> he was funny as hell after the surgery he was like I WANT TO SLEEP BUT MY EYES ARE TOO HEAVY
11:31 <scofflaw> http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20110305/ISSUE02/303059996/crains-2011-coolest-chicago-offices-peak6-investments-l-p
11:32 <sampson> whoa
11:32 <sampson> the cbot closed floors 4-6?
11:32 <sampson> times must be rough
11:33 <scofflaw> i dont think so, shit is just electronic these days
11:33 <scofflaw> and CBOE bought CBOT/CME
11:33 <scofflaw> or something like that
11:33 <scofflaw> i dunno
11:33 <sampson> man i remember 3-6 was WHERE IT WAS AT
11:33 <sampson> all the traders would have their little stack of cards and flop them around like they were important
11:34 <sampson> the peons got off on 3, the semi-cooler guys at 4 and the really cool guys at 5
11:34 <scofflaw> yea
11:34 <scofflaw> same thing really
11:34 <scofflaw> except 4 & 5 are the same floor pretty much
11:34 <sampson> 4 were all the peeps with the side-laptops
11:34 <scofflaw> except 5 is like, overlooking all the stuff on 4
11:34 <scofflaw> like sort of stadium style?
11:34 <scofflaw> i dunno
11:34 <sampson> ya
11:34 <sampson> i think that's where officers went
11:34 <sampson> but i never inquired didn't care
11:35 <sampson> i mostly relished in watching the traders go from FUCK YA MONEY to OH MY FUCK WHERE'S THE WINDOW
11:35 <scofflaw> now 4 is mainly traders and developers
11:35 <sampson> i was working in the cbot right when the recession hit
11:35 <scofflaw> 5 is officers
11:35 <scofflaw> or whatever
11:35 <scofflaw> haha
11:48 <@chrism> http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f79/banana-wine-33636/
11:48 <@chrism> intriguing
11:49 <scofflaw> i love bananas, but that sounds odd
11:49 <@chrism> hah yeah i'd be curious to try it
11:49 <@chrism> i dunno if i want to wait 2 years for something to be tasty
11:49 <@chrism> heh
11:49 <scofflaw> whoa
11:49 <scofflaw> didn't read that
11:49 <@chrism> hah welcome to fermentation
11:49 <@chrism> =\
11:50 <@chrism> beer is on the short end of the attention span of fermenting typically like, 2-3 months
11:50 <@chrism> but that shit, damn
11:50 <@chrism> heh
12:00 <kawaiiblu> I would wait 2 years if i knew i'd be living in the same place
12:00 <kawaiiblu> that's the real problem
12:00 <@chrism> hah yeah
12:01 <@chrism> like that apple cider I did, I had one in the garage that I'd forgotten about
12:01 <@chrism> so it's been sitting there doing it's thing for like 2 months now?
12:01 <@chrism> and for a 2 year batch time, fuck doing 2 gallons
12:02 <@chrism> i'd do a full 5 gallon or maybe a 10 gallon batch
12:02 <@chrism> just cause that's a long fucking time to wait
12:02 <@chrism> ya know that's the worst thing about brewing, you make this stuff, and then have to forget about it for like 2 months or so... and then you try it and you're like 'FUCK YEAH DELICIOUS'
12:02 <@chrism> but then you realize that when you run out, you can't just go and get more =(
12:03 <kawaiiblu> yeah you would def have to make like 10 gallons
12:03 <@chrism> which def. makes me want to start doing 10 gal batches
12:03 <@chrism> hehe
12:03 <@chrism> yeah, 5 gallon batch is about 45-50 beers
12:03 <@chrism> give or take a bit
12:03 <@chrism> like what, almost 4 cases ? =\
12:04 <@chrism> when i move over to all grain, I'll start doing 10 gallon batches at that point
12:04 <@chrism> lawl 10 gallons of beer for about 30 bucks
12:04 <@chrism> A++++
12:08 <scofflaw> i think we should all stop drinking beer
12:09 <m1k[3y]> s/stop/start
12:15 <chrispi> i agree
12:15 <chrispi> we should all switch to single malts
12:16 <@chrism> interesting side note, most beer is a single malt
12:16 <sampson> john got percocets
12:16 <sampson> lucky bastard
12:16 <@chrism> well cheaper beer
12:16 <@chrism> fuck I just realized I know what single/double/triple malt actually means w/ whiskey now
12:16 <@chrism> lol
12:16 <@chrism> KNOWLEDGE
12:20 <chrispi> hehe
12:20 <Volatile> dewpdup
12:21 <@chrism> interesting side note, all whiskey starts off as a beer
12:21 <@chrism> granted probably a shit tasting beer, but yes, it starts there
12:22 <sampson> isn't rum reduced wine
12:22 <@chrism> I'm actually not sure
12:22 <@chrism> i read something about it, but I don't recall
12:23 <sampson> i think so
12:23 <@scrim> rum is fermented molasses
12:23 <sampson> because like it was invented because they reduced it in britain and were bringing it over to america and the sailors were like fuck ya, alcohol
12:23 <@chrism> yeah it's a bit more than just fermenting molasses
12:23 <@chrism> cause molasses in and of itself needs shit to ferment properly to something halfway pallatable
12:24 <@chrism> oh water apparently
12:24 <@scrim> well either way, there's no grape juice involved :)
12:24 <@chrism> correctomundo
12:24 <sampson> http://www.totalhealthbreakthroughs.com/2007/12/processed-meats-declared-too-dangerous-for-human-consumption/
12:24 <sampson> YOU WILL HAVE TO PRY MY BACON FROM MY COLD, CANCER RIDDEN, DEAD FINGERS
12:25 <Volatile> sam, plz check date.
12:25 <Volatile> thx.
12:25 <Volatile> OLDER THAN THE INTERNET
12:25 <sampson> FUCK
12:25 <sampson> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
12:25 <@scrim> i see that study worked well
12:25 <@chrism> sampson: you can find meat/sausages/etc that don't contain nitrates
12:25 <@scrim> and they've stopped selling all sausages and hotdogs and spam and whatever else :)
12:26 <@scrim> personally I buy bacon w/o nitrates
12:26 <@chrism> rI wonder what rum tastes like before it's distilled
12:26 <@scrim> same with lunch meat
12:26 <Volatile> 3. # Don’t eat red meats served by restaurants, schools, hospitals, hotels or other institutions.
12:26 <Volatile> hahaha
12:26 <Volatile> that'll happen
12:26 <@chrism> yeah i've considered making my own bacon several times
12:26 <chrispi> chrism: need to cold smoke it
12:26 <@scrim> chrism - wholefoods sells it uncured/no nitrates :)
12:26 <@chrism> whole foods is fucking expensive too
12:26 <@scrim> i'm sure other people do too
12:27 * scrim shrug
12:27 <@chrism> I don't know that I can cold smoke bacon?, like Andy and I tried that once w/ salmon
12:27 <@chrism> it was... interesting
12:27 <@chrism> hehe
12:27 <@chrism> hldup
12:28 <@chrism> oh damn yeah this page says the same, 80-100* F
12:28 <@chrism> http://www.3men.com/bacon_making.htm
12:28 <@chrism> I just can't get that smoker down that low
12:28 <@chrism> not unless i use put a rheostat inline w/ the power cord
12:28 <n|cotine> http://i.imgur.com/6XNpt.jpg
12:29 <Volatile> nicotine is always searching the gay blogs for interesting pictures to post
12:30 <chrispi> chrism: you can try faking it alton brown style
12:30 <chrispi> one sec
12:30 <@chrism> oh yeah
12:30 <@chrism> i dislike the way he smokes
12:30 <@chrism> =\
12:30 <@chrism> "Herpaderp just use any ole hardwood!"
12:30 <@chrism> No.
12:31 <chrispi> i meant more the contration he build
12:31 <chrispi> not so much the ingredients or process
12:31 <chrispi> the smoked salmon one, where he made a cold smoker out of carboard and a hotplate
12:31 <phobosd> i seen dat
12:35 <chrispi> chrism: did smoked chicked this weekend
12:35 <@chrism> oh yeah?
12:35 <@chrism> how'd that go?
12:35 <chrispi> got the chunk wood this time, worked out waaaay better
12:35 <@chrism> nice
12:35 <chrispi> thinking of ribs/brisket for this next weekend
12:35 <chrispi> depending on how early i want to be awake :P
12:35 <@chrism> nice!
12:35 <@chrism> yeah brisket is an all day adventure
12:36 <@chrism> just make sure you get one of those big slabs in the cryovac w/ a nice fat cap
12:36 <@chrism> the trimmed shit just doesn't work as good
12:41 <@chrism> nice, this place we got for lunch didn't overcook the green beans
12:41 <@chrism> yay crunch!
12:41 <Volatile> chrism
12:41 <Volatile> here's a video from the stills we spoke about earlier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XeCHywNYM
12:41 <Volatile> er.. video the stills were taken from
12:41 <@chrism> oooh
12:42 <@chrism> holy shit
12:42 <Volatile> yah
12:42 <Volatile> lets see some blade runner on this shit
12:42 <Volatile> right?
12:42 <@chrism> haha no shit
12:43 <@chrism> g'damn the people look real
12:43 <Volatile> some crazy shit
12:44 <Volatile> http://torrentfreak.com/fox-dmca-takedowns-demand-google-to-remove-fox-dmca-takedowns-110307/
12:44 <Volatile> hahaha
12:44 <@chrism> LOL
12:45 <Volatile> http://www.thetechgame.com/News/article/sid=1411.html
12:47 <sampson> this engine is meant for next gen consoles and for the record, this demo is rendered using 3 geforce GTX 580s
12:47 <sampson> lol pc gaming
12:47 <@chrism> I don't know that a machine with 3 high end geforce cards quantifies as a "PC" as much as it does a "renderstation"
12:47 <@chrism> heh
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12:52 <@chrism> woah this place had an awesome twist on bacon wrapped shrimp
12:52 <@chrism> they stuff the shrimp w/ cheese first, and THEN wrap w/ bacon and grill
12:52 <sampson> i want this as my sms notification tone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw
12:53 <@chrism> hahaha
13:08 <@chrism> http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198246_194427153921228_100000618354095_559020_2705553_n.jpg
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13:17 <Volatile> http://www.destructoid.com/mad-trailer-for-alice-madness-returns-shows-off-gameplay-195863.phtml
13:17 <Volatile> ...wow
13:18 <Volatile> i'm 7, and what the fuck is this
13:18 <@chrism> that bulletstorm ad looked alright
13:19 <Volatile> yeh
13:19 <Volatile> creepy alice game has been in my gamefly queue since announced
13:19 <Volatile> not sure if it will be any good
13:19 <Volatile> but the art looks good
13:21 <sampson> http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/05/nyregion/05puritans.html?_r=1
13:22 <sampson> i can tell you any place that won't let me not get veggies on something can fuck right off
13:22 <Volatile> chefs at "high-end" places are douchebags
13:22 <sampson> i cannot STAND haute cuisine
13:23 <sampson> STEAK INFUSED WITH LAMB INFUSED WITH A SEMEN REDUCTION DRIZZLED WITH EVOO INFUSED WITH MY SHIT
13:23 <Volatile> every cook i know that hasn't been told they are the best thing since creme fraiche is a normal, good person
13:23 <Volatile> the few that i've met from rated joints are always dicks
13:23 <sampson> and honestly
13:23 <sampson> i think haute cuisine tastes like shit
13:24 <sampson> i understand that it's supposed to be a more extreme reaction to your pallete
13:24 <sampson> but it's just fucking boring
13:24 <sampson> and retarded
13:24 <Volatile> *shrug* ive never had a dish that was supposed to be this rare item that made me wish i could eat it more often
13:24 <Volatile> more often than not, i come away feeling like "well.. i tried it..."
13:25 <sampson> exactly
13:25 <Volatile> if you've never had a raw quail egg, you'd think it was THE BEST FOOD EVER.
13:25 <Volatile> then you have it
13:25 <Volatile> it tastes like a raw egg.
13:25 <Volatile> not a raw quail egg
13:25 <Volatile> just a raw fucking egg.
13:25 <Volatile> heh
13:25 <Volatile> really expensive caviar? had it.
13:25 <sampson> and they do stupid shit like this place we ate at in deadwood
13:25 <Volatile> tastes like really cheap caviar.
13:25 <sampson> they were "known" for their truffle-infused mashed potatoes
13:25 <sampson> they tasted like fucking mashed potatoes
13:25 <Volatile> i had some russian something-or-other black caviar that was like $2000/tin
13:26 <Volatile> and a tin only has like three tablespoons worth in it
13:26 <sampson> now capitol grille lobster mac & cheese? fuck yes that is something i can get my lips on
13:26 <Volatile> very small
13:26 <sampson> oh my friends got caviar too
13:26 <sampson> i hate that shit
13:26 <Volatile> i was like 'THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME'
13:26 <sampson> it has the most bland and boring taste ever
13:26 <Volatile> i mean.. i like caviar
13:26 <Volatile> this tasted like $20/tin caviar
13:26 <Volatile> srs.
13:26 <Volatile> no difference
13:26 <sampson> lol
13:27 <Volatile> it wasnt as salty
13:27 <Volatile> cuz they didn't brine it so much i guess
13:27 <sampson> HERE'S SOME FISH EGGS
13:27 <Volatile> well.. it's like eating whale
13:27 <sampson> ps: THEY'RE SO BORING WE HAD TO COVER THEM IN GARLIC, BUTTER AND CHEESE
13:27 <Volatile> it's just a fucking peice of fish
13:27 <sampson> enjoy your fucking garlic cheese with salty turds
13:27 <Volatile> it's not more flavorful than tuna vs swordfish
13:27 <Volatile> it's just different.
13:27 <sampson> dont' even get me started on escargot
13:27 <Volatile> and rare.
13:27 <sampson> that shit is fucking retarded
13:27 <Volatile> i like escargot
13:27 <sampson> it just tastes like buttered snot
13:28 <Volatile> i really like seafood
13:28 <Volatile> eh
13:28 <Volatile> well, escargot doesn't hafta be buttered
13:28 <sampson> the ones i had were in these pits full of butter
13:28 <Volatile> i've had it cooked in wine.. had it with bleu cheese on top... braised
13:28 <Volatile> i like the irony taste
13:28 <Volatile> ..i also like liver.. so that explains a lot
13:28 <Volatile> heh
13:30 <Volatile> why the fuck do people manually insert extra ">" into emails they're quoting?
13:30 <Volatile> what the fuck is up with that
13:30 <Volatile> i see people doing that a lot recently
13:30 <Volatile> they'll put >>>>> in front of their own text
13:30 <Volatile> fucking idiots :|
13:39 <@chrism> bah, caved and reactivated my Facebook account until I get moved and a new job n stuff
13:39 <@chrism> no poin tin severing a shitload of connections when I really need 'em
13:41 <Volatile> loo
13:41 <m1k[3y]> chrism: you leaving texas?
13:41 <@chrism> That's the plan
13:42 <m1k[3y]> nice, back to chi town?
13:42 <@chrism> More than likely
13:42 <@chrism> I need me some italian beefs
13:42 <@chrism> k
13:42 <m1k[3y]> sweet man
13:42 <m1k[3y]> haha
13:42 <@chrism> and SPICY FUCKING CHICKEN
13:42 <@chrism> dear god
13:42 <m1k[3y]> and some good mexican food
13:42 <@chrism> <3 U Silk Road
13:42 <m1k[3y]> not that tex mex shit
13:42 <@chrism> and that as well
13:42 <@chrism> =)
13:42 <@chrism> First stop will be La Pasadita
13:42 <@chrism> DROOOOOOOOOOOOL
13:44 <m1k[3y]> ahah, yeah the first thing i do when i get back into chi town on vacation is grab a beer at my old neighborhood bar hungry brain and then go get some tacos maybe at lazos or puebla on Milwaukee ave
13:45 <@chrism> nice
13:45 <@chrism> Milwuakee and what?
13:45 <@chrism> I think I've heard of Lazos before
13:46 <m1k[3y]> Logan
13:46 <@chrism> aah
13:46 <m1k[3y]> its just past that funky circle in Logan Square
13:46 <@chrism> gotcha
13:46 * chrism makes note
13:46 <@chrism> you know what's weird, is that corn tortillas SUCK down here
13:46 <@chrism> they're really dense
13:46 <m1k[3y]> http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&bav=on.2,or.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=puebla+chicago&fb=1&gl=us&hq=puebla&hnear=Chicago,+IL&cid=0,0,3493704023898664838&ei=ZCd1TbL6NsOqlAeq5I2KCQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBQQnwIwAA
13:46 <m1k[3y]> :)
13:46 <@chrism> and everyone uses the same fucking brand
13:46 <m1k[3y]> yeah, same here in NYC
13:46 <ian-_> puebla seemed overpriced when i ate there
13:46 <@chrism> they're nothing like the corn tortillas that get made on the southside
13:46 <ian-_> el cid is better
13:47 <m1k[3y]> el cid is full of hipsters though
13:47 <m1k[3y]> hah
13:47 <tronyx> when are you planning on coming back chrism
13:47 <ian-_> true
13:47 <ian-_> they have awesome pico de gallo though
13:48 <@chrism> tronyx: no idea yet, mostly just accepted the fact that it has to happen and now putting things in order to make it so
13:48 <@chrism> gotta make sure all the ducks line up, lease expiring in 2 months, etc
13:48 <@chrism> plus relocation is going to be a fucking bitch
13:48 <@chrism> probably have to put that on cards
13:49 <ian-_> yeah, proper corn tortillas are awesome.. like el milagro
13:49 <@chrism> yep
13:50 <@chrism> exactly
13:50 <@chrism> i'd love to have a pack of those
13:50 <m1k[3y]> elmilagro++
13:50 <@chrism> =(
13:50 <ian-_> getting them in those groceries when they are still hot is awesome
13:50 <m1k[3y]> yeah man
13:50 <m1k[3y]> good shit
13:56 <scofflaw> you can stay with luke
13:56 <@chrism> yeah I used to take J to the train in the morning, then stop off at the bodega by our place on the southside and get fresh tortillas every other morning
13:56 <@chrism> and make epic breakfast tacos
13:57 <@chrism> and they were always still warm
13:57 <@chrism> mmmmm
13:57 <@chrism> http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/3693711977/in/photostream/ random breakfast invention
13:57 <@chrism> made with epic corn tortillas
13:58 <@chrism> cross between a huevos rancheros and a caprese salad
13:58 <@chrism> fucking DELICIOUS
13:58 <@chrism> http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/3693714411/in/photostream/ assembled w/ a bit of balsamic drizzled over it
14:07 <kawaiiblu> nom
14:12 <@chrism> yeah they were pretty much delicious
14:14 <scofflaw> i love you mang
14:16 <kawaiiblu> mango? i like mangos
14:17 <kawaiiblu> jk. everytime i see a dude type mang i think mango though
14:18 <scofflaw> haha
14:18 <scofflaw> i def dont love mango
14:18 <scofflaw> i love mangos
14:18 <scofflaw> not mango
14:35 <@chrism> idgi
14:43 <tronyx> MANGO
14:58 <@chrism> Mango Calrisian
15:10 <sampson> mangosteen
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15:34 <scofflaw> bro
15:34 <scofflaw> sup
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16:02 <tronyx> anyone play aion?
16:03 <tronyx> nvm, sounds like a grind
16:05 <chrispi> Rift is where it's at apparently
16:06 <chrispi> lot of the people that i've played WoW with are giving it a shot and loving in
16:06 <chrispi> er, *it
16:07 <@chrism> http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
16:07 <@chrism> lawl
16:08 <tronyx> yea, curious to check out rift
16:08 <tronyx> but i don't want to get sucked into another WoW type mmo
16:08 <@chrism> i just rift in my pants
16:08 <tronyx> i prefered Guild Wars but i went back to play it this weekend and the graphics are a little meh by today's standards
16:09 <tronyx> i really liked lotro too now that i think about it
16:14 <scofflaw> magic mouse in windows isn't very cool
16:14 <scofflaw> boo
16:14 <scofflaw> where is muh 2 finger swipe ;(
16:19 <@chrism> you have to install drivers for it i think
16:20 <scofflaw> true
16:20 <scofflaw> i did, but it has very basic support
16:20 <scofflaw> :/
16:26 <tronyx> better call steve jobs
16:26 <scofflaw> oh shit
16:26 <scofflaw> i can email him
16:29 <@chrism> `http://imgur.com/nMDO9
16:29 <@chrism> lawl
16:30 <@chrism> er http://imgur.com/nMDO9
16:31 <tronyx> shift/caps?
16:32 <Volatile> what's wrong with that keyboard?
16:32 <Volatile> obviously some scrub doesn't have much xp.
16:32 <Volatile> ;P
16:34 <@chrism> the sleep/off key right above space
16:34 <@chrism> .. =(
16:34 <sampson> space? that's escape
16:34 <sampson> or is that dvorak
16:34 <sampson> i hear it has a weird layhout
16:36 <@chrism> er yeah
16:36 <@chrism> haha
16:36 <@chrism> def. the escape key
16:36 <@chrism> HURRRRRR
16:38 <tronyx> want assassin's creed 2 on PC -.-
16:39 <sampson> want to sleep
16:39 <n|cotine> tronyx: AC2 or brotherhood?
16:41 <Volatile> dewp
16:41 <Volatile> DA2 unlocks tonight at 00:00 GMT
16:42 <Volatile> (supposedly)
16:42 <Volatile> I'm sure Valve will be approximately 12 hours late
16:42 <Volatile> ..because they have no clue how to release anything on time
16:42 <Volatile> heh
16:43 <tronyx> AC2
16:43 <tronyx> it's out on the 22nd i think n|cotine
16:43 <tronyx> ac2 that is
16:47 <n|cotine> how did I miss this? http://www.arrangebypenis.com/
16:47 <n|cotine> AC2 is win, brotherhood is more win
16:47 <n|cotine> I will be stabbing phobosd tonight
16:48 <@chrism> I played the first one for a little bit
16:48 <@chrism> never really tried the others
16:48 <tronyx> it's AC, brotherhood, AC2 yea?
16:48 <tronyx> i really liked brotherhood
16:49 <n|cotine> Nein, it's AC, AC2, brotherhood
16:49 <n|cotine> AC was way to repetitive in gameplay
16:49 <n|cotine> But the story was good
16:49 <tronyx> i am le confused
16:50 <n|cotine> AC2 took out most of the repetitiveness, and brotherhood added other cool shit, and friendly assassins
16:50 <tronyx> AC2 isn't out on PC, but brotherhood is
16:50 <n|cotine> it is?
16:50 <n|cotine> this is why I was confused
16:50 <tronyx> ...i think so
16:50 <n|cotine> uh
16:50 <n|cotine> AC2 released Jan 6th
16:51 <n|cotine> Brotherhood is on steam on March 22
16:51 <n|cotine> http://store.steampowered.com/search/?snr=1_4_4__12&term=creed
16:51 <tronyx> which one is the one where you pony up with your uncle and the secret assassin society
16:52 <n|cotine> AC2
16:53 <tronyx> oh yea
16:53 <tronyx> i want brotherhood
16:53 <tronyx> brotherhood is better than AC2 in your opinion n|cotine
16:53 <tronyx> ?
16:53 <n|cotine> Yes
16:53 <n|cotine> More fun
16:53 <n|cotine> Plus, multiplayer is awesome
16:53 <n|cotine> they do a story recap at the start if you haven't finished AC2 IIRC
16:53 <sampson> you know what's more fun than AC*?
16:53 <sampson> anything
16:53 <n|cotine> sampson: Go back to selling your video game systems
16:54 <sampson> ALREADY SOLD MY 360 FAGGO
16:54 <tronyx> i finished AC2 and thoroughly enjoyed it
16:54 <sampson> im good for a while
16:54 <tronyx> let me fix that for you n|cotine
16:54 <tronyx> sampson: go back to playing pokemon on your DS
16:54 <sampson> HOW DID HE KNOW?!?!
16:54 <sampson> actually i've been playing radiant historia
16:54 <sampson> pokemon sucks big balls
16:54 <tronyx> MP eh n|cotine ? was going to pirate it but i might buy a legit copy
16:55 <n|cotine> tronyx: Ask phobosd about multiplayer, he's played that more than the sp campaign
16:55 <n|cotine> Also, did I ever show you the google authenticator shit?
16:55 <sampson> http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13150557
16:55 <tronyx> yea saw that
16:56 <n|cotine> hrm
16:56 <n|cotine> http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&docId=1000208101
16:57 <sampson> i heard that game is meh^meh
16:57 <n|cotine> anyone play bulletstorm yet?
16:57 <n|cotine> word
16:57 <tronyx> got a TLDR for how online play works with AC brotherhood n|cotine ?
16:57 <n|cotine> 8 player multiplayer, in a city with only 12 different avatar types, you're told to assassinate another player, and have to determine which is them, and which are computer controlled NPCs just walking and talking
16:57 <n|cotine> There's a good video, one sec
16:58 <tronyx> does that player know that they're the target?
16:58 <n|cotine> they know someone is hunting them
16:58 <tronyx> ok
16:58 <n|cotine> You know how many people are hunting you at a specific time, but not which specific players
16:58 <tronyx> and does incognito and stuff work the same way?
16:58 <n|cotine> Can have up to 4 people chasing you at once, but you only ever have a signle target
16:58 <tronyx> ahhhhh
16:59 <n|cotine> Well, blending in makes you harder to spot
16:59 <n|cotine> And you get bonus points for not going into high profile, killing from blend, etc
16:59 <tronyx> and if you're the target and nobody kills you do you get points?
16:59 <tronyx> let me rephrase
16:59 <n|cotine> Well, you respawn when you die, but you can get points for making them kill the wrong target
16:59 <n|cotine> Or distracting and stunning them before they kill you
16:59 <tronyx> with 8 people, are all 8 people hunted by someone
17:00 <tronyx> or is it one target, 8 people
17:00 <n|cotine> all 8 being hunted by all 8
17:00 <n|cotine> At the start, everybody hunts someone else
17:00 <tronyx> ahhhh
17:00 <tronyx> ok, that makes more sense
17:00 <n|cotine> As the game progresses, better players have more people hunting them
17:00 <tronyx> sounds like i'll need to buy the real version
17:00 <n|cotine> this is what made phobosd buy it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLUc-RNzvRA
17:01 <kawaiiblu> oh that game looks cool. i watched him play it last night
17:01 <n|cotine> tronyx: We all have it on 360, not PC though
17:02 <n|cotine> Not sure how many people will play PC mp, but there's still a lot of people playing on XBL
17:03 <@chrism> people with hacks will play on the PC
17:03 <@chrism> =P
17:03 <tronyx> n|cotine: AC2 started a little slow
17:03 <tronyx> does brotherhood get you into the action faster?
17:04 <n|cotine> Not really, they hold back some of the cooler stuff til 3-4 hours in
17:04 <n|cotine> like assassin training
17:06 <tronyx> that online play looks awesome
17:07 <sampson> http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/
17:07 <tronyx> online play which involves thinking rather than just reflexes is win
17:09 <@chrism> #WINNING
17:09 <tronyx> don't
17:09 <tronyx> stop that
17:09 <@chrism> #CANT #STOP #WINNING #TIGERBLOOD
17:09 <chrispi> hahaha
17:15 <sampson> wtf is with tiger blood
17:15 <sampson> i just saw that on perez hilton's blog when googling charlie sheen
17:15 <@chrism> lol i dunno
17:16 <@chrism> kawaiiblu / phobosd http://kitchenbitchblog.com/2011/03/07/homebrewing-101-the-belgian-tripel/
17:16 <@chrism> apparently from Chicago
17:16 <@chrism> i just hit the first paragraph and was like "lol"
17:17 <kawaiiblu> oooh cool
17:18 <@chrism> oh yeah def. not a howto, they fuckup like woah in it
17:18 <n|cotine> do they say "Here is where we fucked up?"
17:18 <kawaiiblu> phobosd and i should go there this week
17:18 <n|cotine> Like a cautionary tale?
17:18 <@chrism> nah they don't
17:19 <@chrism> i dont' think they know yet, first brew and all of that
17:19 <n|cotine> fuckers.
17:19 <@chrism> but it's the classic fuckup of beginning brewers
17:19 <@chrism> basically not adhereing to the rule of god "Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew"
17:19 <@chrism> hehe
17:20 <@chrism> they jumped the gun on their fermentation and came out with beer that was low alcohol, which means there's still lots of tasty sucrose and live sugar up in that bitch that they bottled
17:20 <@scrim> which will explode later :)
17:20 <@chrism> which then will result in a: bottle bombs (holy fuck) or b: super sweet, low alcohol beer
17:21 <@chrism> but the page is a pretty decent howto, except they don't push the cleanliness
17:21 <@chrism> which they really should
17:22 <@chrism> I may do a shot by shot of how i do it next time i brew
17:22 <@chrism> gotta find a new type of beer to do this time
17:22 <@chrism> i've done too many ales lol
17:22 <Volatile> http://www.zerohedge.com/article/latest-libya-development-gaddafi-offers-rebels-hold-peoples-congress-let-him-step-down-guara
17:22 <ragesong> blahblahblah
17:23 <ragesong> no such thing as too many ales
17:23 <@chrism> well, I should say that I've done too many IPAs
17:23 <@chrism> there are plenty of other ales out there to explore =P
17:23 <ragesong> meh
17:23 <@chrism> let me see if I can find this poster
17:23 <@chrism> hld
17:27 <@chrism> http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/poster_beer_1300.jpg
17:27 <@chrism> there =P
17:27 <@chrism> I'm def. avoiding anything in the lager family
17:28 <@chrism> I disagree with how they classify APA and IPAs
17:28 <@chrism> but meh
17:28 <ragesong> do an english bitter next
17:29 <@chrism> yeah, was considering that
17:29 <sampson> she's alive!!!
17:29 <@chrism> like an ESB next
17:29 <ragesong> hi Sam!
17:29 <@chrism> side note, bitters have different leves
17:29 <@chrism> Bitters == cheapest, Special Bitter == slightly better ingredients, Extra Special Bitter == the good shit
17:29 <@chrism> like Fuller's ESB is well, an Extra Special Bitter
17:29 <sampson> oy today was busy
17:29 <@chrism> which is probably what i'd try for next
17:30 <ragesong> k
17:30 <sampson> i hate 15 second ads for 10 second youtubes
17:33 <sampson> poachin chicken tonight to make some chicken pockets
17:34 <ragesong> I made lemon chicken soup
17:34 <ragesong> it's pretty good
17:34 <ragesong> with brown rice and lots of carrots
17:35 <sampson> carrots are icky
17:41 <@chrism> actually i'm all for snagging 4-5 pints of typical english ales and seeing which you like the most and going after that
17:41 <@chrism> I may try to do a full recipe from scratch on my next one
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17:42 <@chrism> hell i'd be for snagging that link I just sent in a poster, and marking off each variety as I brew it
17:42 <@chrism> ^- ^
17:42 <@chrism> except the scotch ales, they suck
17:42 <@chrism> peat does not belong in beer
17:42 <@chrism> and true lambics are freaky
17:43 <@chrism> like the stuff you traditionally buy with the yellow label, *NOT* a lambic
17:43 <@chrism> the framboise stuff
17:44 <sampson> oh man
17:44 <sampson> framboise OWNS
17:44 <sampson> you're talkin peche
17:44 <@chrism> oh yeah agreed
17:44 <@chrism> nah
17:44 <@chrism> framboise, i mean it's delicious
17:44 <@chrism> but it's not a true lambic
17:45 <sampson> peche is better imo
17:45 <@chrism> i'll have to give it a shot
17:45 <@chrism> always down for new stuffs
17:45 <@chrism> =)
17:45 <@chrism> yeah my next venture is either a: proper, true to form british ale, or b: raspberry wheat
17:46 <@chrism> mmmm
17:46 <sampson> http://www.lindemans.be/start/pecheresse/en
17:46 <@chrism> aah I think i've seen these
17:46 <@chrism> interesting side note, the biggest ale aging tank in production today is owned by Coors I think it is
17:47 <@chrism> something like 1500 gallons
17:47 <@chrism> it's 17 times smaller than the biggest produced in britian back in the heydey of porters
17:47 <@chrism> they had one tank that blew out because it got too warm, killed like 20+ people, destroyed a ton of real estate around there, etc
17:49 <@chrism> they used to christen the tanks by having a dinner party IN the tank
17:49 <@chrism> lol
17:49 <@chrism> could hold upwards of 200+ people
17:54 <tronyx> Bypass the subroutines. The mainframe has been hacked, and you are compromised. Run an isolation protocol and make sure you've locked down your girder matrix.
17:55 <@chrism> TYPE COOKIE YOU IDIOT
17:55 <tronyx> cookie
17:55 <tronyx> the only way to stop a cookie monster virus
17:56 <Volatile> You guys are all dumb. I've got this /all/ figured out. Go straight through Falcon's maze.
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17:56 <tronyx> #winning
17:56 <tronyx> fuck, i hate that shit
17:56 <tronyx> i fucking hate hashtags
17:56 <n|cotine> fuck twitter
17:56 <tronyx> hashtags are right up there with twittering pics of your shitty breakfast
17:56 <tronyx> like nobody has ever seen a fucking egg before
17:56 <tronyx> and just because your egg is slightly browned doesn't make it epic
17:57 <Volatile> why hasn't anyone been up in arms about Gabe Newell's password?
17:57 <tronyx> post that pic to face book and go fuck yourself
17:57 <Volatile> His password contains the Italian version of the word 'nigger'
17:57 <@chrism> what was the pw?
17:57 <Volatile> MoolyFTW
17:57 <@chrism> oh
17:57 <@chrism> lawl
17:57 <@chrism> YA FUCKIN MOOLY
17:57 <Volatile> this is the fucking internet. someone should be raging about thisl.
17:57 <@chrism> </ever gangster movie ever>
17:57 <Volatile> what's more odd, is that he probably changed his password for the event
17:57 <phobosd> sup guys
17:58 <phobosd> how's it going
17:58 <phobosd> hows everyone's penis today
17:58 <Volatile> i'm sure his password was random shit
17:58 <@chrism> phobosd: big, and yours?
17:58 <Volatile> phobosd, still intact, but barely
17:58 <phobosd> good good
17:58 <phobosd> mine's kinda crusty
17:58 <@chrism> it happens
17:58 <Volatile> gotta clean yer flap, brah
17:58 <kawaiiblu> ewww
17:58 <Volatile> smegma is no laughing matter.
17:58 <kawaiiblu> lol i learned that word at work!!!
17:58 <kawaiiblu> we have a bunch of jews here
17:58 <Volatile> haha
17:59 ..: Rummy changed the topic of #chicago to: <kawaiiblu> lol i learned that word at work!!! <kawaiiblu> we have a bunch of jews here
17:59 <tronyx> CLOSING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
17:59 <tronyx> later bitches
17:59 <Volatile> kbai
17:59 <n|cotine> 2 MINUTES EARLY
17:59 <Volatile> DA2 tonight.
17:59 <Volatile> is this rar?
17:59 <Volatile> shall see.
17:59 <@chrism> YOOOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAANT STAY HERE
17:59 <n|cotine> Make sure you adjust your timecard accordingly
17:59 <Volatile> #bi-winrar
18:00 <@chrism> #tigerblood
18:00 <Volatile> haha
18:00 <Volatile> he can't possibly be #winning. he was in hot shots part deux
18:00 <Volatile> that's like being jarjar in star wars
18:01 <Volatile> it's something you remove from your imdb page.
18:01 <@chrism> http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha
18:02 <Volatile> heh
18:02 <Volatile> my brother said he's buying me that book for muh bday
18:02 <Volatile> or christmas i guess
18:02 <Volatile> how to punch a dolphin in the mouth
18:02 <Volatile> told him tl;dr
18:02 <Volatile> "too long; dont read"
18:02 <Volatile> haha
18:03 <m1k[3y]> delicious hot cock
18:03 <Volatile> http://cockteas.net/
18:03 <Volatile> related.
18:03 <Volatile> slightly.
18:54 <sampson> http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/07/lenovo-posts-thinkpad-x220-specs-online-includes-ips-display-s/
18:54 <sampson> damn that's hot
19:04 <m1k[3y]> that is pretty awesome
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19:26 <mi|kman> /win 6
19:27 <mi|kman> fail
19:53 <@chrism> yeah pmuch
19:55 <sampson> p much standard fare
20:04 <sampson> the lion dev build won't install on my mbp :(
20:04 <sampson> i don't wanna wait until summer fffuuuuuuuuck
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20:51 ..: billay [billay@adsl-76-237-205-115.dsl.chcgil.sbcglobal.net] has joined #chicago
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20:54 <billay> Rachel Alexandra's pregnant! what a hot bitch!
20:57 <@chrism> mi|kman: any fermentation?
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21:24 <sampson> http://powercrazy.fishmech.net/yes!.jpg
21:49 <n|cotine> what
21:50 <n|cotine> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec3_1285778612
21:54 <@chrism> weird sam, weird
23:11 <sampson> idk how you could like drinking sunny d and rum
23:14 <Randy> how's the man, sampson
23:21 <sampson> doin fine
23:21 <sampson> we shaved our beards tonight in anticipation for vegas
23:21 <sampson> he's having an issue because the doctor said no bathing for 48 hours and he really wants to work tomorrow
23:21 <sampson> so i might have to be a nagging woman tomorrow
23:26 <sampson> oo infinity blade was updated
23:36 <Randy> wait he's home already??
23:36 <Randy> god they kick 'em out fast

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