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#Chicago on Tuesday, March 8, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.majestic12.co.uk/
http://www.majestic12.co.uk/projects/dsearch/mj12bot.php
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_c0_YxdmFw
http://robotceleb.com/gossip/216469-03072011-ipad-3-specs-leak.html
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=904106
http://store.apple.com/us/product/MC743ZM/A?fnode=MTY1NDA5OQ&mco=MTg2OTU0NTI
http://www.fishtankpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fishtankpet_bio_balls.jpg
http://www.awesomeave.com/Images/pop-culture-kids-toys-retro-games/koosh-classic-koosh-rubber-ball-vintage-toy-whamo-md.jpg
http://www.amazon.com/Patricks-Irish-Distressed-Brown-T-shirt/dp/B003A0O45Y/ref=pd_sbs_a_1
http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=ny_gdp_mktp_cd&idim=country:CHN&dl=en&hl=en&q=china+gdp#met=ny_gdp_mktp_cd&idim=country:CHN:USA
http://www.expatriates.com/cls/12981739.html
http://online2.msf-usa.org/msf/Default.aspx
http://www.scootermaxllc.com/images/large/lance_cali_green.jpg
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/02/08/hello-kitty-scooter-helmet/
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&biw=1555&bih=531&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=dirtbike+gloves&aq=f&aqi=g-s1g-msx1&aql=&oq=
http://bit.ly/eqNNoy
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/4491316489/
http://www.rialtosquare.com/weddings/ceremonies-receptions.htm
http://www.amazon.com/Creuset-Tri-Ply-Stainless-2-Quart-Saucepan/dp/B002VXYA8W/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&coliid=I265UBXWCU692J&colid=NL3PHIHD9E8V
http://www.amazon.com/Creuset-Tri-Ply-Stainless-3-Quart-Saucepan/dp/B002VXYA78/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&coliid=I2UMK3K7FZCYOA&colid=NL3PHIHD9E8V
http://i.imgur.com/BguIt.jpg
http://deadspin.com/#!5779750/lets-stage-a-citizens-intervention-heres-charlies-sheens-phone-number
http://i.imgur.com/jeH03.png
http://www.peapod.com/site_frameset.jhtml?NUM1=1299632251469
http://www.3floyds.com/our-beers-2/
http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen
http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KP26M1XNP-Professional-6-Quart-Nickel/dp/B0002Y5X9W
http://www.goodmans.net/i/1876/kitchenaid-kp26m1xpm-refurbished-mixer-6qt-pearl-m.htm


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EST):
--- Log opened Tue Mar 08 00:00:23 2011
00:01 <mi|kman> chrism: no, nothing yet
00:04 <@chrism> how long does it take for wine fermentation to start up?
00:04 <@chrism> i dunno shit on that
00:04 <@chrism> hehe
00:07 <mi|kman> 24-48
00:08 <mi|kman> and i'm getting impatient, damn it
00:08 <mi|kman> but i have bigger shit to worry about right now
00:08 <mi|kman> like this stupid peering shit between level3 and comcast
00:08 <mi|kman> it's affecting a fair amount of my customers
00:09 <mi|kman> fallback is cogent, but they don't peer well with comcast either
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08:11 * scofflaw power idling
08:34 <scofflaw> we should all be programmers
08:39 <scofflaw> someone mentor me
08:39 <scofflaw> steve jobs said he was too busy makin money
09:02 <tronyx> morning
09:03 <tronyx> i'll teach you linux programs scofflaw
09:12 <sampson> will you teach me how to humpty
09:12 <@scrim> and dougie
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09:23 <tronyx> yea
09:23 <tronyx> but it's not really too difficult
09:23 <tronyx> you'll see
09:25 <tronyx> sampson: we've tracked the IP address. it's coming from behind your firewall!!!
09:25 <sampson> shit
09:26 <tronyx> yea
09:35 <scofflaw> no
09:35 <scofflaw> i refuse to lose
09:38 <somedude> is anyone planning to get the failpad2
09:40 <Volatile> morning
09:40 <sampson> vol
09:40 <Volatile> hi
09:40 <sampson> march 11 be prepared for a sonic boom in #chicago
09:40 <Volatile> ?
09:41 <sampson> it's the sound of vol removing his debit card from his wallet
09:41 <Volatile> eh?
09:41 <sampson> ipad2
09:41 <somedude> haha
09:41 <Volatile> nah
09:41 <Volatile> waiting for ipad3
09:41 <somedude> wtk
09:41 <sampson> really
09:41 <Volatile> yeh
09:41 <m1k[3y]> sampson: you familiar with these guys?: http://www.majestic12.co.uk/
09:41 <sampson> you were all bout it bout it earlier
09:41 <Volatile> sure
09:41 <Volatile> but im waiting for ipad3
09:42 <somedude> whats so gr8 bout the ipad3
09:42 <sampson> i've heard of it
09:42 <sampson> never really looked into it
09:42 <m1k[3y]> you host them
09:42 <somedude> ?
09:42 <sampson> really
09:42 <m1k[3y]> and they keep crawling our site
09:42 <m1k[3y]> i blocked them
09:42 <sampson> no we don't
09:42 <sampson> Non-authoritative answer:
09:42 <sampson> Name: majestic12.co.uk
09:42 <sampson> Address: 213.175.223.178
09:42 <m1k[3y]> sec
09:42 <sampson> not our ip
09:42 <sampson> but yeah, i've run into the same thing
09:42 <sampson> they dosed a site from crawling it
09:44 <sampson> http://www.majestic12.co.uk/projects/dsearch/mj12bot.php
09:44 <sampson> MJ12bot adheres to robots.txt standard. If you want the bot to prevent website from being crawled then add the following text to your robots.txt:
09:44 <sampson> User-agent: MJ12bot
09:44 <sampson> Disallow: /
09:44 <sampson> Please do not waste your time trying to block bot via IP in htaccess - we do not use any consequitive IP blocks so your efforts will be in vain. Also please make sure the bot can actually retrieve robots.txt itself - if it can't then it will assume (this is the industry practice) that its okay to crawl your site.
09:45 <Volatile> consequitive?
09:45 <Volatile> lawl
09:45 <Volatile> surprised they didn't say 'waist'
09:45 <m1k[3y]> yeah, that would be nice if they actually respected the robots.txt file :)
09:45 <Volatile> 'Plz do not waiste youre time trying.. we do not use any consequitive blocks'
09:45 <sampson> keep reading
09:46 <sampson> it's probably not the bot and a botnet pretending to be mj12
09:46 <m1k[3y]> yeah
09:46 <sampson> mod_security is your friend
09:46 <m1k[3y]> true
09:46 <Volatile> eh
09:46 <Volatile> just block the user-agent
09:46 <Volatile> ez enough
09:46 <sampson> ding ding ding
09:46 <m1k[3y]> i did :)
09:46 <Volatile> why whining then?
09:46 <Volatile> :(
09:46 <m1k[3y]> i like to whine
09:47 <m1k[3y]> it's what i do best
09:47 <sampson> aparrently
09:48 <scofflaw> word to apple
09:58 <somedude> damn
09:58 <somedude> i was thinking of buying the ipad2
10:05 <scofflaw> volatile
10:05 <scofflaw> did you see the article that showed your returns had you purchased apple stock vs hardware?
10:05 <scofflaw> pretty impressive
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10:09 <Volatile> ?
10:09 <Volatile> not sure what you mean
10:10 <Volatile> how would hardware bring returns?
10:10 <Volatile> i'm up over 60% in AAPL
10:12 <somedude> any reason ur waiting for ipad3 Volatile
10:12 <Volatile> yes
10:12 <somedude> would u suggest the same for someone who doesnt have the ipad1?
10:13 <Volatile> the stuff jobs wanted in ipad2, but could not produce fast enough for release time, will be in ipad3.
10:13 <Volatile> i'm still considering purchasing ipad1
10:13 <Volatile> at the reduced price
10:13 <Volatile> but it's unlikely
10:13 <somedude> hmm
10:13 <somedude> ipad3 is a tad bit pricey
10:13 <Volatile> i've apparently missed some financial news
10:13 <Volatile> the ipad3 will be the same price.
10:13 <Volatile> ?
10:13 <somedude> oops
10:13 <somedude> i mean 2
10:13 <Volatile> maybe slightly more expensive
10:13 <Volatile> that's the price the ipad1 was
10:13 <Volatile> AAPL doesn't change their pricing very often
10:14 <Volatile> ipad1 is now $100 off
10:14 <somedude> guess the pricing model works fine for them
10:14 <somedude> yeah
10:14 <Volatile> still far above their cost basis per unit
10:14 <Volatile> ..but cheaper for the consumer
10:14 <Volatile> ipad1 is the cheapest, reasonably-featured tablet right now.
10:15 <tronyx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_c0_YxdmFw
10:16 <Volatile> charlie is the news.
10:16 <Volatile> that's all there is
10:16 <Volatile> oil prices ease as charlie eases into a stooper
10:17 <somedude> http://robotceleb.com/gossip/216469-03072011-ipad-3-specs-leak.html
10:17 <somedude> When in fact Apple releases the iPad 3, fans will undoubtedly be caught in the voodoo that goes along with Apple products. The iPad 3 will contain outdated specs and minor upgrades from the iPad 2 but the sheep will still buy it. Companies should really learn Apple’s dark art of voodoo as it clearly works.
10:17 <somedude> lol
10:18 <tronyx> heh
10:27 <sampson> idk
10:27 <sampson> so far my laptop is like the most powerful unless you get some alienware spergtop that's 3" thick
10:27 <sampson> benchmarks compare to an i7 970 or w/e
10:27 <@chrism> people still buy alienware shit?
10:27 <@chrism> aren't those just dells anymore?
10:27 <sampson> no idea
10:28 <sampson> apple really needs to fix their graphics switching though
10:28 <sampson> it's annoyingly broken
10:28 <sampson> i pretty much have to force mine to integrated only 24/7 or else it just kicks on for the dumbest reasons
10:28 <@chrism> Is that because it's actually broken or because it doesn't work like you think it should?
10:28 <sampson> no it's actually broken
10:28 <sampson> any app that uses coreimage makes discreet graphics go off
10:29 <sampson> even the twitter app makes it switch
10:29 <sampson> chrome and firefox as well
10:29 <@chrism> chrome/firefox have optyions to enable/disable that stuff i'm pretty sure
10:29 <sampson> must be buried
10:29 <@chrism> I think in about:flags in chrome?
10:29 <@chrism> it's the hardware rendering shit
10:30 <@chrism> i mean it sounds like OSX is doing exactly as it should, disabling faster graphics until an app requests it
10:30 <sampson> meh i just force integrated
10:30 <sampson> apple shouldn't push for some sort of shit (coreimage) and then 3 years down the road do this
10:30 <sampson> unless the integrated gets saturated it shouldn't switch
10:31 <@chrism> I think by the point the internal is saturated, it's "too late"
10:31 <sampson> so set a load threshold or something relying on framework usage to make the switch is stupid
10:31 <@chrism> Plus i think it's partially the chipsets you're using
10:31 <sampson> nah i did some googlin
10:31 <@chrism> like mine does not do what yours does at all
10:32 <@chrism> I eitehr have it enabled, or disabled
10:32 <sampson> http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=904106
10:32 <sampson> oh i guess it is a i5/7 deal
10:32 <@chrism> aah
10:32 <@chrism> oh god actual nvidia drivers
10:32 <@chrism> THERE'S UR PROBLEM
10:32 <@chrism> lol
10:32 <sampson> regardless, apple fix it
10:33 <sampson> either it would be nice if apple fixed it
10:33 <sampson> or if there was an app where i could specify "NEVER USE DISCREET ON THESE APPS"
10:33 <sampson> because right now all ig ot is gfxcardstatus or whatever and it's either all or none
10:34 <@chrism> yeah
10:34 <@chrism> so what's the actual problem from it switching like this/
10:34 <sampson> battery life goes to shit
10:34 <@chrism> aah
10:34 <sampson> like from 6 hours to 2.5 hours
10:34 <sampson> instantly
10:34 <@chrism> damn
10:34 <@chrism> heh
10:34 <sampson> the 6750 is power hungry
10:35 <tronyx> i really want an imac
10:35 <tronyx> but i just want to look at it
10:35 <tronyx> i have no idea what i would do with it
10:35 <@chrism> mine will do similiar, if it's in "not power saving mode" shit will chew threw the battery like woah
10:35 <@chrism> in power saving mode, it'll last 4-5 hours
10:37 <sampson> tronyx: when you start using osx you fall in love with it
10:37 <sampson> it's what linux on the desktop should've been
10:37 <@chrism> pmuch
10:37 <@chrism> imagine linux on the desktop without having to fucking constantly dick with it to get it to do normal day to day tasks
10:37 <@chrism> play mp3s? SORRY THERE GOES YOUR MONDAY
10:38 <tronyx> no, you can just apt-get install the codecs
10:38 <sampson> kernel upgrade? HOPE YOU REBUILT YOUR NVIDIA DRIVERS!
10:38 <@chrism> lol
10:38 <@chrism> tronyx: true, but only on the advanced levels
10:38 <tronyx> desktop linux really isn't that bad these days, i use it on my work laptop every day...
10:38 <sampson> yeha but osx is really no fuss unix
10:38 <tronyx> right
10:38 <@chrism> I'm willing to bet that OSX is considerably better =P
10:38 <tronyx> but Macs are really epensive
10:38 <@chrism> not really
10:38 <tronyx> *expensive
10:38 <tronyx> 2k for a Mac?
10:39 <@chrism> about equal dollar for dollar if you build the exact same thing in a lenovo or whatever
10:39 <sampson> for what you get it's actually a pretty good deal
10:39 <sampson> the 27" imac has a led ips lcd display
10:39 <sampson> those alone are like $1000
10:39 <sampson> the apple tax on their hardware is typically $300ish unless you do something stupid like upgrade the ram through them
10:39 <tronyx> i'd probably get a mac, but i can't get my game on
10:39 <sampson> you can install bootcamp and reboot to windows whenever
10:39 <@chrism> ya know, the thing that gives apples that impression is the fact that they don't have any sort of cheap fucking 300 dollar dell equiv.
10:40 <sampson> that's what i do
10:40 <tronyx> so annoying though, isn't it?
10:40 <@chrism> they just start at the mid->high end and go up
10:40 <sampson> meh
10:40 <sampson> gets me off jabber
10:40 <sampson> so then i can actually get away from work
10:40 <sampson> i tend to forget to do that on my days off and get sucked in
10:40 <sampson> also the thing i love about my mac is it is solidly built
10:41 <sampson> it has a radeon 5770 in it and when i'm gaming the shit out of it you still can barely hear it
10:41 <sampson> whereas my old windows tower would sound like a jet engine
10:41 <@chrism> sampson: fyi, you're sounding like a macfag
10:41 <tronyx> but what if you want to upgrade the card?
10:41 <@chrism> welcome to the club
10:41 <@chrism> =P
10:41 <sampson> because the gpu fan was like VROOOOOOOOM
10:41 <sampson> gotta wait for an "apple approved" card to come out
10:41 <sampson> and unfortunately they cost more
10:41 <tronyx> yea eff that
10:41 <sampson> imacs you can't upgrade
10:41 <sampson> i had to pay $250 for my 5770 in january
10:41 <@chrism> how often do you update your graphics card anyway?
10:42 <@chrism> once every few years?
10:42 <tronyx> me? maybe once a year
10:42 <sampson> i only did it because this thing had a 7600 and fuck that
10:42 <sampson> i couldn't even run 2 displays at 1080p without it choking dicks
10:42 <@chrism> ouch
10:42 <tronyx> i've had like, 3 in 3 years or something i think
10:42 <@chrism> heh i haven't bought a vid card in like... fuck, almost 8 years I think?
10:42 <@chrism> maybe more
10:42 <sampson> http://store.apple.com/us/product/MC743ZM/A?fnode=MTY1NDA5OQ&mco=MTg2OTU0NTI
10:42 <sampson> heh
10:42 <@chrism> that entire concept is foreign as fuck to me now
10:43 <tronyx> well you don't need to. there's so much power packed into consoles that they're far superior in a lot of ways because of the console
10:43 <@chrism> I'd say it's the difference between an app being coded for hardware and one coded for an inefficient abstraction layer
10:43 <@chrism> but your way sounds snarkier, so i like it
10:44 <tronyx> ty
10:45 <tronyx> i am having a hard time coping with the amount of physical posessions i own
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10:45 <sampson> have a firesale
10:45 <tronyx> whenever that happens, i look for ways to declutter my life, like buying a mac
10:45 <@chrism> same
10:45 <sampson> i do that every year around spring time
10:45 <@chrism> it's about time to wholesale some shit
10:45 <tronyx> it just seems more minimal yet functional
10:45 <@chrism> cause i'll never have room for it in the 312
10:45 <@chrism> =\
10:46 <sampson> i need to get john to let me upgrade his POS p4 to my old c2d tower
10:46 <sampson> it's just sitting in my closet
10:46 <sampson> driving me nuts
10:46 <sampson> that and my old x200 are just chilling but i'm giving the x200 to my sister
10:46 <sampson> then i'll be down to a tower, laptop and a ps3
10:46 <sampson> oh and a wii i'd try selling that but it's not worth shit
10:47 <@chrism> yeah that's the thing with the wii
10:47 <@chrism> i dunno wtf to do with mine
10:47 <@chrism> i mean i'm never going to play it
10:47 <@chrism> it's kind of a crap console
10:47 <@chrism> =\
10:47 <sampson> maybe i'll try trading it in with my dsi for a 3ds
10:47 <sampson> i'll get like $30 but whatever
10:47 <sampson> it's gone
10:48 <tronyx> i feel antsy
10:48 <tronyx> i think it's the quitting smoking
10:48 <tronyx> DO NOT ENJOY
10:48 <tronyx> you still smoke chrism?
10:49 <@chrism> like one or two a day
10:49 <@chrism> and mostly those are cause i get caught up in a convo that someone goes "Hey let's head outside, it's nice out"
10:49 <@chrism> and well fuckit
10:49 <@chrism> lol'
10:49 <@chrism> i just need to quit the last one or two and i'm gol
10:49 <@chrism> gold even
10:50 <somedude> hmm
10:50 <somedude> fkin cold outside
10:50 <tronyx> i did pretty well all morning, then i looked around and realized that i need to clean
10:50 <tronyx> and it was like, FUCK I NEED A SMOKE
10:51 <tronyx> but i don't
10:51 <@chrism> haha
10:51 <@chrism> yeah
10:51 <@chrism> that's the thing
10:51 <@chrism> your mind is a bitch
10:51 <tronyx> like, hair trigger
10:51 <somedude> haha
10:51 <somedude> i quit drinking
10:51 <somedude> but then i had a black label two nights ago
10:51 <somedude> was good :~
10:52 <tronyx> was sitting on my couch, looked at my desk to picture the imac and i noticed my cords looking unruly and dusty and i feel an incredible urge to smoke
10:52 <scofflaw> crack
10:52 <scofflaw> errday
11:03 <sampson> only 4 more servers to go and i'm done with this horribad migration
11:03 <sampson> backups = suck
11:22 <@chrism> damnit, meeting... and I have to drop a huge deuce
11:22 <chrispi> conference call in
11:22 <chrispi> and let them deal with you grunting
11:22 <@chrism> lol
11:23 <chrispi> "And really, I think that"
11:23 <chrispi> ... *GRRRR* *plop*...
11:23 <chrispi> instant lulz
11:23 <m1k[3y]> love our new dev manager
11:23 <m1k[3y]> Our main tool for team conversation right now is IRC, I like to get rid of this.
11:23 <m1k[3y]> GChat does not offer the same flexibility as I wish it did.
11:23 <m1k[3y]> I am not saying everyone has to use skype, but everyone on my team I expect to.
11:24 <m1k[3y]> fucking dick
11:24 <@scrim> what does he percieve to be the problem with irc?
11:24 <@scrim> and how is skype chat better?
11:25 <m1k[3y]> i don't know..he is a dick
11:25 <chrispi> probably doesn't know how to use it?
11:25 <chrispi> :P
11:25 <m1k[3y]> hahah
11:25 <m1k[3y]> yeah, lets chew up our bandwidth
11:26 <@chrism> IRC should probably not be a medium for work based communications
11:26 <@chrism> shit always blows up somehow
11:26 <@chrism> there's a certain beauty in having to think before you send a message
11:26 <@chrism> hehe
11:27 <m1k[3y]> i suppose you have a point
11:27 <m1k[3y]> haha
11:27 <@chrism> like me k-lining nick nelson from the midphase irc server
11:27 <@chrism> nah fuckit that was legit
11:27 <@scrim> works ok for us
11:27 <sampson> i would quit so fast if i had to use skype
11:27 <@scrim> well maybe that's why it works, no one has olines :)
11:27 <@chrism> scrim: you are not a normal company =)
11:27 <sampson> i had to once to talk to one of our developers
11:27 <sampson> that app is god-awful
11:27 <@scrim> eheh maybe so
11:28 <@chrism> also I KNOW WHERE YOUR SECRET CHANNEL IS
11:28 <@chrism> ^-^
11:28 <@scrim> you do?
11:28 <sampson> godo thing mine's keyed
11:28 <@chrism> lol yeah, I think I was one of the first to be in tehre actually
11:28 <@scrim> honestly if sc has an efnet channel, I don't know about it
11:28 <@chrism> aah did they finally move it onto a private server?
11:28 <chrispi> chrism: that shit was fucking HILARIOUS
11:28 <@scrim> yes
11:28 <@chrism> nice
11:28 <chrispi> and then he went crying
11:28 <@scrim> totally inaccessable from the outside
11:28 <@chrism> I know there was the & chan for like a few years
11:29 <@chrism> well TIME BRINGS CHANGE
11:29 <@chrism> lol
11:29 <@scrim> yeah ahah
11:29 <@chrism> okay meeting time in 1 min
11:32 <scofflaw> #servercentral
11:32 <scofflaw> duh!
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11:32 <scofflaw> dang
11:32 <scofflaw> cold blooded
11:32 <scofflaw> what was the msg
11:36 <scofflaw> thats what happens when you try to join #irc.servercentral.net too many times
11:50 <@chrism> w-hat.
12:04 <Volatile> dewp
12:04 <n|cotine> If your upstream peers with HE, you can use irc.he.net
12:04 <n|cotine> They don't announce that prefix to their transit providers
12:05 <Volatile> hi
12:11 <@chrism> copypasta'd
12:11 <@chrism> @jjarmoc a buffer overflow walks in to a bar@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@beer...and gets a free beer
12:11 <sampson> nice
12:11 <Volatile> is that how script kids make jokes about heap overflows on twitter?
12:11 <@chrism> I guess
12:11 <@chrism> i dunno, it's kinda lulz but not a lot
12:12 <Volatile> heh
12:14 <Volatile> scofflaw, another good market day
12:14 <Volatile> scofflaw ;P
12:18 <sampson> that mean you buyin me an ipad 2
12:25 <Volatile> ?
12:25 <Volatile> what does the market doing well have to do with me buying an ipad
12:26 <scofflaw> market does well = you rich than a mofo
12:26 <@chrism> so last night I cracked open a bottle of that gumballhead clone, and noticed there's hop matter in the bottles =(
12:26 <Volatile> why the obsession with whether i buy an ipad
12:26 <@chrism> BOOO
12:26 <scofflaw> Volatile cuz you balling
12:26 <sampson> what does that mean chrism
12:26 <@chrism> So I started thinking about a way to combine a fishtank aquarium filter w/ the bottling cane
12:26 <@chrism> flakes of hops in the bottles
12:26 <scofflaw> chrism you trippin'
12:26 <@chrism> it'd result in a clear beer in the bottle just about every time I think
12:26 <sampson> bro just put some cheese cloth on the spout ou're bottling with
12:27 <Volatile> i wouldn't be balling if i spent every penny i made on ipads
12:27 <@chrism> cheese cloth pours WAAAAY to slow
12:27 <Volatile> ;P
12:27 <sampson> WAAAAAAH
12:27 <@chrism> like it'd take forever to fill a bottle and oxidize the shit out fo the beer in doing so
12:27 <scofflaw> Volatile point is you have extra monies
12:27 <scofflaw> and pennies included
12:27 <Volatile> no i dont
12:27 <Volatile> paper gains != extra money
12:27 <Volatile> you should know that by now, scoff
12:27 <Volatile> ;P
12:27 <sampson> chrism: use a coffee filter?
12:28 <@chrism> still a slow pour, I need something that'll go a lot faster
12:28 <@chrism> like check these out, hldup
12:28 <@chrism> used in high volume tanks
12:28 <@chrism> http://www.fishtankpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fishtankpet_bio_balls.jpg
12:28 <@chrism> something like that
12:28 <@chrism> easily cleaned/sanitized and re-usable
12:28 <sampson> those look like koosh balls or whatever
12:28 <@chrism> but wont' stop yeast and grains from making it's way through I don't think
12:29 <sampson> http://www.awesomeave.com/Images/pop-culture-kids-toys-retro-games/koosh-classic-koosh-rubber-ball-vintage-toy-whamo-md.jpg
12:29 <sampson> here you go
12:29 <@chrism> haha yeah
12:29 <sampson> $500
12:29 <sampson> yw
12:29 <@chrism> i remember those
12:29 <sampson> man i remember launching them at my sisters
12:29 <sampson> and them running to mom crying
12:29 <@chrism> I need to do some research and figure out what the smallest possible filter i can use is
12:29 <@chrism> haha
12:29 <sampson> then when i got my nerf bow & arrow
12:29 <sampson> game fucking on
12:30 <@chrism> i gotta make sure that smaller grains (think wheat beer) and yeast make it through
12:30 <@chrism> but trub does not
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12:40 <sampson> http://www.amazon.com/Patricks-Irish-Distressed-Brown-T-shirt/dp/B003A0O45Y/ref=pd_sbs_a_1
12:41 <Volatile> nerf bow and arrow?
12:41 <Volatile> hah
12:41 <Volatile> when i went onsite for vehix.com, they spent more time fucking around with nerf shit than anything else
12:41 <Volatile> mostly cuz all the techs were going to walk out on the same day
12:42 <sampson> yeah nerds seem to buy that shit up
12:44 <Volatile> shit.. been thinking about selling HON, but a bunch of C's just bought thousands of stocks
12:47 <scofflaw> i'm just on the looking for the next 10-bagger
12:48 <scofflaw> lookout
12:48 <Volatile> lawl?
12:48 <scofflaw> no joke
12:48 <Volatile> that's nice.
12:48 <Volatile> keep hoping
12:48 <Volatile> reality is waiting for you tho
12:48 <Volatile> ;P
12:48 <Volatile> and it's profitable in the meantime.
12:49 <scofflaw> 10 bagger
12:49 <Volatile> yes, i read that the first time :P
12:50 <scofflaw> read it 3
12:50 <scofflaw> 10 bagger
12:50 <scofflaw> i just like saying it, sounds silly
12:50 <Volatile> heh
12:50 <Volatile> how about just a bagger, or a two bagger.
12:50 <Volatile> more realistic, and even that is unrealistic
12:50 <Volatile> because it involves hope.
12:51 <Volatile> that said, AAPL is almost bagged for me ;P
12:51 <scofflaw> yea
12:51 <scofflaw> and is a 20 bagger for some i'm sure
12:51 <Volatile> if it makes it to 420, it will be up 100%
12:51 <scofflaw> word
12:51 <scofflaw> then i hope it goes 0 bid
12:51 <Volatile> i doubt there are many outside investors who picked up 2000% on AAPL
12:51 <Volatile> if any at all
12:51 <Volatile> they'd hafta be with AAPL for over 10 years
12:52 <Volatile> and bought when the company had no public propects for doing any real business
12:52 <Volatile> insiders probably have tho
12:52 <Volatile> i bet jobs is rollin'
12:52 <scofflaw> in cancer
12:52 <Volatile> he never sells his position tho
12:53 <Volatile> even though he's the biggest holder of AAPL stock
12:53 <Volatile> nevermind
12:53 <Volatile> he's not
12:53 <Volatile> heh
12:54 <scofflaw> yep
12:54 <scofflaw> there you go
12:54 <scofflaw> talkin shit
12:54 <scofflaw> :P
12:54 <Volatile> heh
12:55 <scofflaw> i'm investing in china mang
12:55 <scofflaw> that's the future
12:55 <Volatile> loo
12:55 <Volatile> plz be trolling.
12:55 <scofflaw> it's true
12:56 <scofflaw> srs tho
12:56 <scofflaw> i want to invest in latin america
12:56 <scofflaw> well, more
12:56 <Volatile> you should invest in brazil
12:56 <scofflaw> i do
12:56 <scofflaw> i want more
12:56 <Volatile> i hear they're thinking about ditching their virtual currency
12:56 <Volatile> (lawl)
12:56 <scofflaw> hah yes, lol i guess
12:56 <scofflaw> real vs usd is def in brazil's favor
12:56 <scofflaw> trend is parity
12:56 <scofflaw> possibly just cuz usd is teh suck
12:56 <scofflaw> :P
12:57 <Volatile> it's hardly the suc
12:57 <Volatile> suck
12:57 <scofflaw> but i'm long PBR
12:57 <scofflaw> i suppose you're right
12:57 <Volatile> it's the most trusted currency in the world
12:57 <scofflaw> kind of a joke
12:57 <scofflaw> but true
12:57 <Volatile> it doesn't matter if it's not the most valued
12:57 <scofflaw> doesn't matter really
12:57 <scofflaw> it's a race to the bottom
12:57 <scofflaw> devaluation across the globe
12:57 <scofflaw> last time this happened
12:57 <scofflaw> we entered ww2
12:57 <Volatile> jesus dude
12:57 <scofflaw> bro
12:57 <scofflaw> QE10
12:58 <Volatile> you're talking about macroeconomics, and then you bring up ww2?
12:58 <Volatile> that doesn't even make sense.
12:58 <scofflaw> bro i'm not an economist
12:58 <scofflaw> and do not propose to be one
12:58 <Volatile> apparently :P
12:58 <scofflaw> i'm JUST SAYING
12:58 <scofflaw> yea
12:58 <scofflaw> apparently
12:58 <scofflaw> i can cut & paste
12:59 <Volatile> i suppose everyone where you work says QE2 is the end of the world
12:59 <scofflaw> shrug
12:59 <scofflaw> maybe
12:59 <scofflaw> i dont think so
12:59 <Volatile> INFLATION WILL LEAD TO MAJOR DEFLATION
12:59 <Volatile> derpderp
12:59 <scofflaw> we have both
13:00 <Volatile> I READ INFLATION LEADS TO DEFLATION IN THE BACK OF AN ECONOMICS BOOK I DIDNT READ
13:00 <scofflaw> we have both
13:00 <Volatile> plz show me deflation
13:00 <scofflaw> housing prices
13:00 <Volatile> ?
13:01 <Volatile> housing prices are going back up
13:01 <Volatile> the rates they are lending at is inflated.
13:01 <Volatile> and it's keeping the housing prices lower
13:01 <Volatile> even though the fed is low
13:02 <Volatile> banks aren't willing (just yet) to let idiots buy shit they cant afford anymore
13:02 <Volatile> they'll get back there eventually
13:02 <Volatile> but those idiots still want to buy overly expensive houses
13:02 <sampson> from what i've seen there's a long ways away
13:02 <sampson> john's bank is cleaning up house right now
13:02 <sampson> his job is to get fuckwads back on track or axe them
13:02 <Volatile> yah
13:02 <sampson> and he has a loooooooooooooooong list
13:02 <Volatile> american is made up mostly of fuckwads
13:02 <Volatile> america
13:03 <Volatile> those fuckwads will bitch that they cant get a loan
13:03 <sampson> i couldn't
13:03 <sampson> but i also didn't have decent credit
13:03 <sampson> now i can woooo
13:03 <Volatile> these are the people complaining housing prices are bad
13:03 <Volatile> 'I CANT EVEN BUY THAT 20000 SQ FOOT HOME I WANT'
13:04 <Volatile> 'THE LENDING RATE IS AS LOW AS ITS EVER BEEN, BUT I STILL CANT FUCK MYSELF!'
13:07 <scofflaw> fuck it
13:07 <scofflaw> i'm moving to china
13:07 <scofflaw> who's with me
13:07 <Volatile> haha
13:07 <Volatile> you'll fit in
13:08 <scofflaw> yea
13:08 <scofflaw> but i'll be cool
13:08 <scofflaw> cuz i'm also sort of american
13:08 <scofflaw> so they might think my penis is huge
13:08 <Volatile> well, that, and their people probably also think the chinese economy is doing well :P
13:09 <scofflaw> i think it just depends who you are
13:09 <scofflaw> apparently lots of people being left behind in china
13:09 <scofflaw> shrug
13:09 <scofflaw> but who cares
13:09 <scofflaw> cuz they chinese
13:09 <scofflaw> we got Panda Express
13:09 <scofflaw> we're good
13:10 <Volatile> plz do be sure to check available GDP data. you claim our economy is ready to crash
13:10 <Volatile> http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=ny_gdp_mktp_cd&idim=country:CHN&dl=en&hl=en&q=china+gdp#met=ny_gdp_mktp_cd&idim=country:CHN:USA
13:10 <tronyx> killer workout, took a massive shit, had a protein shake
13:10 <Volatile> you love your talking points, but the available data is in total opposition to what you're copying and pasting
13:10 <tronyx> feeling pretty manly this afternoon
13:10 <@chrism> NOT NOW MAH I'M IN THE ZONE
13:10 <tronyx> p much
13:10 <scofflaw> i dunno man
13:10 <scofflaw> looks like we're going down
13:10 <scofflaw> seems to coincide with what i'm saying
13:10 <Volatile> tronyx, werd. i did my work for the day too :)
13:11 <scofflaw> and china is going up
13:11 <Volatile> that's 2009, scoff.
13:11 <@chrism> If China can keep from imploding, they'll be owning our shit in no time
13:11 <scofflaw> ok
13:11 <scofflaw> well
13:11 <tronyx> nice nice Volatile :) i usually wait until later but the mood was right
13:11 <tronyx> and you know what that means
13:11 <scofflaw> lets say we extrapolated using this data you showed me
13:11 <tronyx> when the mood is right and stuff, you know what it means. that's what i am saying
13:11 <scofflaw> we're probably equal now
13:11 <Volatile> i like the morning work. you don't hafta spend all day eating for a workout at night, that's just going to keep you up later.
13:11 <Volatile> i cant sleep for some time after a workout
13:11 <Volatile> too much adrenaline and shit
13:12 <Volatile> scofflaw, you're nuts.
13:12 <@chrism> yeah morning workouts ftw
13:12 <Volatile> china is *no where* near us
13:12 <scofflaw> where's the data
13:12 <scofflaw> you showing me shit 2 years old
13:12 <@chrism> I actually enjoyed getting up ass early to go to the gym before everyone else and then head to work
13:12 <scofflaw> that proves my point
13:12 <@chrism> hell I didn't even need coffee
13:12 <scofflaw> then trying to be like 'that shits from 2009'
13:12 <scofflaw> wtf kind of argument is that
13:12 <scofflaw> american argument
13:12 <Volatile> hilarious
13:13 <Volatile> i show you public data that takes time to compile showing the general idea from 2 years ago, as a follow-up to your inflation/deflation
13:13 <Volatile> which no one can quantify for like 10+ years
13:13 <scofflaw> yea dude
13:13 <scofflaw> general idea from 2 years ago?
13:13 <tronyx> i want some assassin's creed brotherhood SON
13:13 <scofflaw> us = down
13:13 <scofflaw> china = up
13:13 <scofflaw> wtf
13:13 <Volatile> ?
13:13 <scofflaw> now you're getting all mad at me
13:13 <scofflaw> whatever
13:13 <Volatile> that graph shows china above us?
13:13 <scofflaw> YES
13:13 <Volatile> looks like 10 trillion less to me
13:13 <scofflaw> it does
13:14 <@chrism> side note, waking up by being repeatedly head butted, kind of sucks
13:14 <@chrism> I def. got woken up way too early this morning with that
13:14 <@chrism> heh
13:14 <Volatile> tronyx, DA2 is out
13:17 <Volatile> got to play for like 20 minutes this morning
13:17 <scofflaw> i'm looking for a roommate
13:17 <Volatile> good so far.
13:17 <scofflaw> http://www.expatriates.com/cls/12981739.html
13:18 <Volatile> scofflaw, cat's brother david is living in hong kong now
13:19 <Volatile> when he comes back stateside for vacations, he gets more ass talking about living in hong kong
13:19 <Volatile> it's insane.
13:19 <Volatile> the bitches just go apeshit for it.
13:19 <@chrism> 150 sqm
13:19 <@chrism> that's what, 450ish sq/ft?
13:20 <@chrism> oh no, HERPADERP squared
13:20 <@chrism> 1600sqft
13:21 <Volatile> haha
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13:23 <@chrism> I wonder what it's like to have pissed someone off so bad, that that's their initial reaction to your presence
13:25 <Volatile> what a fucking retard.
13:25 <Volatile> he's evading the ban now
13:25 <Volatile> ...
13:26 <Volatile> [Rummy(dcc)] New ban: *!*@*.systeminplace.net (A new host doesn't mean you aren't banned.)
13:26 <@chrism> oh lol i didn't realize he was banned
13:26 <Volatile> [Rummy(dcc)] [ 5] *!*setient@* (perm) (sticky)
13:26 <Volatile> [Rummy(dcc)] Volatile: .
13:26 <Volatile> [Rummy(dcc)] Created 391 days ago
13:26 <Volatile> everyone asked for it
13:26 <Volatile> i set it
13:27 <@chrism> systeminplace.net looks cheesy as fuck
13:27 <@chrism> fucking 2003 called and they want their web template bak
13:27 <@chrism> back even
13:28 <Volatile> heh
13:30 <n|cotine> haha
13:30 <@chrism> needs moar exciting flash headers
13:39 <sampson> it only takes like 8 years to load their frontpage
13:52 <m1k[3y]> what is this systeminplace.net
13:55 <sampson> probably ron's company
13:56 <sampson> oh, newp
13:56 <m1k[3y]> hahhaha
13:59 <kawaiiblu> phobosd and i just got our motorcycle permits!!!
14:03 <sampson> k never driving in chicago again
14:09 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: 'Grats!
14:10 <tronyx> don't you need to go to training for that
14:10 <@chrism> nah MSF courses aren't mandatory
14:10 <tronyx> or like...a driver's ed for motorcycle stuff
14:10 <@chrism> but you get a big cut on insurance if you do take them
14:10 <tronyx> MSF?
14:10 <@chrism> Motorcycle Safety Foundation I think?
14:10 <tronyx> whatttttt
14:10 <@chrism> it's like the golden rule for bike training
14:11 <tronyx> you can just take a test, get a permit and drive a motorcycle?
14:11 <@chrism> yeah
14:11 <@chrism> http://online2.msf-usa.org/msf/Default.aspx
14:11 <tronyx> crazy
14:11 <tronyx> i want one now
14:11 <@chrism> the license just shows that you know the rules, but the MSF classes actually show you how to drive and deal with shit
14:11 <@chrism> always meant to go take 'em
14:11 <@chrism> you can skip the permit portion of your license in IL if you do the MSF classes I believe
14:12 <tronyx> damn man
14:12 <tronyx> they're not that expensive. i could go out and buy a nice something used right now...
14:12 <tronyx> NO!
14:12 <tronyx> damn it, i've always wanted one
14:13 <@chrism> yeah Bikes are cheap
14:13 <n|cotine> I need to get my permit too
14:13 <@chrism> like even brand new, most are like 6k
14:13 <n|cotine> Got the MSF intermediate course scheduled in May
14:14 <@chrism> but fwiw the MSF stuff is awesome, it teaches you a lot of shit that's a hard lesson otherwise
14:14 <@chrism> tunnelvision, countersteering, etc
14:14 <n|cotine> Sucks I lost my motorcycle endorsement during the "no license" period of my DUI
14:14 <@chrism> countersteering is crazy shit
14:14 <@chrism> steer left to move right
14:14 <@chrism> etc
14:14 <@chrism> hehe
14:19 <kawaiiblu> i'm taking a class on the 27th
14:19 <kawaiiblu> i'll have my license in the first week of april
14:19 <@chrism> Nice, doing the MSF stuff?
14:20 <kawaiiblu> i don't think so. going to ride chicago for a scooter class
14:20 <kawaiiblu> that's the name of the place, ride chicago
14:20 <@chrism> aah werd
14:20 <@chrism> yeah do yourself a favor and seriously do the MSF stuff
14:20 <@chrism> you'll learn a LOT
14:21 <kawaiiblu> the written test was pretty hard. shit about throttle and clutches
14:21 <@chrism> yeah which you wont' have on that scooter
14:21 <@chrism> well clutches/gears that is
14:21 <kawaiiblu> yeah well the throttle is the handle that turns, right?
14:21 <@chrism> er clutch/gears
14:21 <@chrism> -P
14:21 <@chrism> yep
14:22 <@chrism> also do yourself a favor and get an obnoxiously bright helmet
14:22 <@chrism> you'll thank me =P
14:22 <kawaiiblu> yeah all i have is the throttle, headlights and turn signals
14:22 <kawaiiblu> and brakes
14:22 <kawaiiblu> hm yeah a white one would look cool
14:22 <@chrism> I'd go something almost dayglo (if not)
14:22 <kawaiiblu> eww
14:23 <@chrism> like that's the biggest problem you'll ever have on the street, people not seeing you
14:23 <@chrism> and you'll spend a lot of time ducking fuckheads
14:23 <kawaiiblu> my scooter will look exactly like this http://www.scootermaxllc.com/images/large/lance_cali_green.jpg
14:23 <kawaiiblu> same colors
14:23 <@chrism> nice!
14:23 <@chrism> I like that color
14:23 <kawaiiblu> thanks
14:23 <kawaiiblu> it's not too girly. i could have gotten pink lol
14:24 <@chrism> http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/02/08/hello-kitty-scooter-helmet/
14:24 <Volatile> you need a motorcycle license for scooters?
14:24 <Volatile> i guess that makes sense
14:24 <kawaiiblu> andy is going to get his license later this summer
14:24 <@chrism> bright, full faced, movable visor, etc
14:24 <kawaiiblu> it's 125ccs
14:25 <kawaiiblu> i saw that last week lol
14:26 <@chrism> also I'd stay away from open face helmets
14:27 <kawaiiblu> oh yes, i've read about the bugs
14:27 <@chrism> all it took was seeing a few pictures of what happens when high side a bike and DONE
14:27 <kawaiiblu> oh
14:27 <kawaiiblu> bugs are gross though
14:27 <@chrism> so is face->asphalt
14:29 <kawaiiblu> I"M SO EXCITED
14:31 <@chrism> As you should be. =)
14:31 <@chrism> you also might look into a lightweight joerocket jacket or something for summertime
14:31 <@chrism> i mean keep in mind, I'm really fucking paranoid when it comes to that shit
14:31 <@chrism> hehe
14:31 <@chrism> a few spills changes your outlook really damned quickly
14:32 <n|cotine> I still have my jacket, helmet and gloves
14:32 <n|cotine> The helmet was nice to have when I went go-karting
14:32 <@chrism> yes, gloves being the other key thing =)
14:32 <@chrism> you'll <3 yourselves for getting a nice set of gloves
14:32 <kawaiiblu> oh yeah. especially since it's still cold
14:33 <@chrism> that and the trottle/brakes will wear on your hand a bit
14:33 <@chrism> long driving runs will have you driving with one hand, shaking the other w/o gloves
14:33 <@chrism> plus if you hit something with your handlebars, it's a bit of padding between your handlebar, your hand and $object
14:34 <@chrism> like for gloves, you might look at dirtbike gloves instead of full on leathers
14:34 <@chrism> http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&biw=1555&bih=531&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=dirtbike+gloves&aq=f&aqi=g-s1g-msx1&aql=&oq=
14:34 <@chrism> much lighter, breath better, etc
14:34 <@chrism> you don't have to worry about skidding on your palms at 90mph
14:34 <@chrism> and they're a LOT cheaper
14:35 <@chrism> but yeah when I first started riding, I was told "It's not if you fall, it's when you fall, be ready for it"
14:35 <@chrism> which is pmuch true
14:36 <scofflaw> word
14:37 <scofflaw> andy will look bad ass on a scooter
14:37 <scofflaw> maybe he can give out rides around town
14:37 <@chrism> haha
14:37 <scofflaw> which reminds me of a funny incident
14:37 <@chrism> we used to do beer runs on that tiny thing I had for awhile
14:37 <@chrism> which was lulz
14:37 <scofflaw> i knew this guy riding a scooter, who had a buddy of his on the back
14:37 <scofflaw> and some guy on a motorcycle rolled up and was like 'hey ladies'
14:37 <kawaiiblu> my scooter only goes up to 60mph
14:37 <scofflaw> i always thought that was hilarious
14:38 <@chrism> man, most humiliating breakdown ever in my old stang resulted in me riding bitch on the back of a bike to go get tools to fix it
14:39 <@chrism> =\
14:39 <@chrism> "I can come pick you up now, but i'm on the bike, otherwise it'll probably be an hour or two"
14:39 <tronyx> did you turn it into one of those crazy hot gay sex scenes
14:39 <@chrism> "goddamnit just come get me"
14:39 <@chrism> Not that time
14:39 <tronyx> where he's like, oh i got a nut you can wrench
14:39 <tronyx> sampson: back me up on this one
14:39 <sampson> tbqh never heard that in a porn
14:39 <tronyx> newb
14:40 <kawaiiblu> these are cute http://bit.ly/eqNNoy
14:40 <sampson> vOv
14:40 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: nice!
14:41 <@chrism> yeah that padding on the heel of the palm will be your god
14:45 <tronyx> for when you're wrenching nuts
14:46 <@chrism> and that
14:52 <Volatile> Adobe just kinda fucked itself a little bit
14:52 <Volatile> Released a tool that converts flash to HTML5
14:52 <tronyx> o.o
14:52 <tronyx> tht seems like an odd move
14:52 <Volatile> -.O
14:53 <Volatile> yeah
14:53 <@chrism> what's the catch
14:53 <Volatile> no catch
14:53 <@chrism> HTML5 viewable via PDF
14:53 <Volatile> they're trying to hold onto existing users that know iOS users cant see Adobe's shit
14:53 <@chrism> So... that essentially means taht apple won that whole pissing contest
14:53 <@chrism> lulz
14:53 <Volatile> people are moving to HTML5.. they're trying to.. slow that down?
14:53 <Volatile> that's my guess.
14:53 <Volatile> chrism, yah.
14:53 <@chrism> Told you, fucker
14:53 <@chrism> =P
14:53 <Volatile> me?
14:54 <Volatile> can't remember what i thought about their little war
14:54 <@chrism> pretty sure it was you that was all 'zomg apple is destroying themselves w/o flash support!"
14:54 <Volatile> eh
14:54 <@chrism> I could be very wrong there, in which case I retract my told you so
14:54 <Volatile> i think i said Apple was fucking themselves by not allowing flash
14:55 <Volatile> considering i've held AAPL stock for quite a while, i wouldn't invest in a company i thought they were destroying from within
14:55 <@chrism> i remember saying it was a good thing as eventually adobe would half to bend
14:55 <@chrism> and then mattman said something about "LOL HTML5, SILVERFISH FOR LIFE" or whatever
14:56 <@chrism> and we had pie
14:56 <Volatile> The 3DS is simply something that needs to be seen -- not because it's so fantastic or because its design is such a departure from those handhelds that have come before it. You have to see it because the screen inspires different reactions from different people. Some start recoiling in horror long before their eyes have adjusted, others can start to get into it but then find themselves crippled by headaches, while others still never want to put the thing
14:56 <Volatile> MORE KIDS WILL COME IF THEY THINK WE HAVE PUNCH AND PIE
14:56 <@chrism> hahaha
14:57 <@chrism> I'd like to play a 3ds just to see
14:57 <@chrism> I mean i'd never buy one
14:57 <@chrism> but it's interesting if nothing else
14:57 <Volatile> yah
14:57 <Volatile> head over to walmart
14:57 <Volatile> im sure they'll have them there
14:57 <Volatile> when they come out i mean
14:57 <@chrism> I try to avoid texas walmarts if at all possible
14:57 <Volatile> any little fuckers in your way, just start throwing knees
14:57 <Volatile> they'll move.
14:58 <@chrism> http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/4491316489/
14:58 <@chrism> texas walmart
14:58 <Volatile> On March 19 the Moon will be at its closest point to Earth in 18 years: 356,577 kilometers
14:59 <Volatile> texas is pretty much like iowa
14:59 <Volatile> except texans have money
14:59 <@chrism> and everyone has an SUV
14:59 <@chrism> and worse drivers
14:59 <Volatile> iowa drivers are pretty bad
14:59 <Volatile> they speed around in 2-wheel, rear-drive, super-light pickups when there's snow and ice on the freeway
15:00 <Volatile> and wonder why they end up plastered on girters and shit
15:00 <Volatile> girders
15:00 <@chrism> texans go into the fetal position when snow and ice are present
15:00 <@chrism> wghile driving
15:00 <Volatile> ..they're also completely unaware of the left lane law the rest of the country goes by
15:00 <@chrism> lol, i've shown you my shitlist i put on reddit right?
15:00 <@chrism> about tx drivers?
15:01 <@chrism> houston, specifically
15:01 <Volatile> out here, you can spot IA and WI drivers a mile away.. literally.. they're the fucker in the left lane doing 10 under.
15:01 <Volatile> heh
15:01 <Volatile> yah
15:01 <@chrism> mmhmmm
15:01 <sampson> epic shit
15:01 <tronyx> why do i continue to think about getting an xbox
15:01 <@chrism> cause it's cheaper than your next video card?
15:02 <sampson> because you have money to waste
15:02 <tronyx> i've never played CS
15:02 <tronyx> i think i should buy it
15:03 <sampson> it really isn't fun
15:03 <@chrism> I think it's pretty much packed with cheaters anymore
15:03 <sampson> unless you like ancient game mechanics in fps
15:03 <@chrism> eh CS was *awesome* at the time
15:03 <sampson> yeah
15:03 <sampson> but that was 10 years ago
15:03 <@chrism> but yeah it probably is fairly ancient feeling now
15:03 <@chrism> Cover system? WHATS THAT
15:03 <Volatile> nah
15:03 <Volatile> very few cheaters.
15:03 <Volatile> cover system?
15:03 <Volatile> lawl
15:03 <tronyx> it doesn't look very fun
15:03 <Volatile> it's called the entire map
15:03 <sampson> it isn't
15:03 <Volatile> the entire map is a cover system
15:03 <Volatile> !
15:03 <sampson> it's full of people that do nothing but play cs
15:03 <Volatile> you're just bad at FPS, sam
15:04 <Volatile> ^
15:04 <Volatile> ^
15:04 <sampson> and unless you memorize exactly how every weapon works
15:04 <Volatile> <Volatile> you're just bad at FPS, sam
15:04 <sampson> you will die
15:04 <Volatile> <Volatile> you're just bad at FPS, sam
15:04 <Volatile> hnaha
15:04 <tronyx> <Volatile> you're just bad at FPS, sam
15:04 <sampson> dude sorry i can't noscope someone in cs from across the map like your sperg ass
15:04 <tronyx> did i do that right?
15:04 <Volatile> everything he said should have ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HI'm bad at shooters
15:05 <@chrism> oh yeah sam does suck at fps
15:05 <@chrism> but rocks a button masher
15:05 <tronyx> fuck buying things. i am done buying things, i need to save my money
15:05 <tronyx> you know what PISSES ME OFF
15:05 <tronyx> nvm
15:05 <@chrism> tronyx: U R A HORRIBLE AMERICAN
15:05 <Volatile> having to save money?
15:05 <tronyx> no i love saving money
15:06 <Volatile> you /love/ saving money?
15:06 <Volatile> wtf
15:06 <tronyx> but knowing that i am straight up going to liquidate it once i buy an engagement ring
15:06 <tronyx> not cool
15:06 <@chrism> I think that's called renting
15:06 <Volatile> tronyx
15:06 <Volatile> you don't sound like a hippy
15:06 <Volatile> so imma give you some advise
15:06 <tronyx> i'm not
15:07 <Volatile> do what hippies do: make a ring out of something really fucking cheap, and when you put it on her finger, tell her that you know your years with her are worth more than a diamond that some jew sold for 10000% value, and that you wanted to make her something to show your love
15:07 <Volatile> hippies don't believe this, they just needed a good cover story
15:07 <tronyx> not gonna fly
15:07 <tronyx> i've already started ring shopping with her
15:07 <Volatile> oh. she knows?
15:07 <tronyx> and you're all invited to my wedding, whenever that happens
15:07 <tronyx> yea we've been together for almost 8 years
15:08 <Volatile> shit.
15:08 <Volatile> just ruined the hippy ring
15:08 <tronyx> yup
15:08 <Volatile> i know a guy who proposed with a straw from his drink.
15:08 <Volatile> haha
15:08 <Volatile> bent that shit into a circle
15:08 <@chrism> I got out of the diamond thing caus my girl recognizes that it's all a sham
15:08 <@chrism> YAY
15:08 <Volatile> yah
15:08 <kawaiiblu> 8 YEARS?! holy shit
15:08 <Volatile> diamonds are not rare.
15:08 <@chrism> I mean they pretty much embody everything that is wrong with the world
15:09 <kawaiiblu> wtf took you so long
15:09 <Volatile> chrism, they're just to show women that you have the cash to run their lif.. provide for them.
15:10 <Volatile> any *real* lesbian would never accept a wedding ring
15:10 <@chrism> idgi
15:10 <Volatile> rings show you're a good provider.
15:10 <Volatile> like "i know you're a gold digger, here's the best ring i could afford. want me?"
15:11 <kawaiiblu> i don't think the cost of the ring is important
15:11 <Volatile> because you aren't a gold digger.
15:12 <kawaiiblu> what's important is that you put the time into getting one
15:12 <kawaiiblu> and that you know the girl well enough to get one she hopefully likes
15:12 <kawaiiblu> maybe i am a gold digger..
15:12 <kawaiiblu> you dn't know
15:13 <kawaiiblu> nah i make my own f'n money
15:13 <Volatile> a gold digger doesn't even realize she's (or he) is a gold digger
15:13 <Volatile> they just expect they're worth some object
15:13 <kawaiiblu> oh hm
15:15 <kawaiiblu> tronyx: how old are you?
15:15 <@chrism> oh fuck that, for engagement rings, you get her opinion
15:15 <@chrism> cause if you fuck that one up, no es bueno
15:15 <@chrism> I had J's mom help out with hers
15:15 <@chrism> hehe
15:16 <kawaiiblu> i want to be kinda suprised. i've sent andy enough links i hope he knows what i like
15:16 <kawaiiblu> but he should also know to ask my friends
15:17 <@chrism> Volatile: so do you know of any tricks for grabbing a certain percentage of i/o wait on a machine and holding it?
15:17 <@chrism> i.e., exactly 50%/75%/whatever %?
15:17 <kawaiiblu> way to change the subject
15:17 <@chrism> hahah
15:17 <@chrism> sorry
15:18 <tronyx> 26 kawaiiblu
15:19 <mrtyfrdm> can't wit for saturday
15:19 <mrtyfrdm> i miss you fucks
15:19 <mrtyfrdm> the ones that will be there
15:19 <mrtyfrdm> except andy
15:19 <sampson> i'll miss you in vegas
15:20 <@chrism> mmm vegas
15:20 <@chrism> love and hate at the same time there
15:20 <@chrism> hehe
15:20 <mrtyfrdm> i need to go to vegas
15:20 <@chrism> go with at least 1k to not come home with
15:20 <@chrism> and you'll have a blast
15:20 <@chrism> that's in addition to rooms/food/etc
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> well yeah
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> i've had friends that have gone
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> and told me alllll about it
15:21 <@chrism> it's a good time
15:21 <@chrism> lol
15:21 <@chrism> a REALLY good time
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> i could get pretty cheap hotel stays there through whitney i guess
15:21 <@chrism> probably too good of a time, lol
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> was going to go last summer but that fell through
15:21 <kawaiiblu> tronyx: you're 26? thank you i will use this information against andy
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> and thank god
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> cause t and i were gonna elope
15:21 <mrtyfrdm> lol
15:21 <tronyx> sorry, use what information kawaiiblu ?
15:21 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: what, J and I didn't give you enough ammo?
15:22 <@chrism> =P
15:22 <mrtyfrdm> kawaiiblu: i am a few months younger than tronyx
15:22 <kawaiiblu> you're 26 and andy is almost 28
15:22 <mrtyfrdm> i am 25 til wednesday
15:22 <mrtyfrdm> next wednesday
15:22 <@chrism> hah i bet he's gonna wish he hopped on irc today
15:22 <@chrism> =P
15:22 <kawaiiblu> no he ignores me... :(
15:22 <phobosd> sup fags
15:22 <kawaiiblu> lol who told you
15:22 <phobosd> ?
15:22 <phobosd> told me wat
15:23 <kawaiiblu> to go on irc
15:23 <phobosd> i just now attached the screen, sup
15:23 <@chrism> OH SHI
15:23 <phobosd> oh super /me reads up
15:23 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: if you type /clear he won't see it
15:23 <phobosd> 14:14 <@chrism> oh fuck that, for engagement rings, you get her opinion
15:23 <phobosd> stopped reading there
15:23 <phobosd> bye
15:23 <@chrism> hahahaha
15:23 <tronyx> you should get her opinion
15:23 <tronyx> you know why?!
15:23 ..: mode/#chicago [-b *!*sultana@*.static.lax1.systeminplace.net] by Rummy, Piku
15:23 <tronyx> i'll tell you, in phobosd terms
15:23 <kawaiiblu> lol ok
15:24 <@chrism> because you get to hear for the rest of her life how much that ring sucks
15:24 <tronyx> because once you get a ring and it's not what she loves, you can't return that shit and you will look like a faggot
15:24 <kawaiiblu> why can't you return it?
15:24 <kawaiiblu> and why can't he just get me what i want?
15:24 <mrtyfrdm> because you'll look like a faggot if you do that too
15:24 <kawaiiblu> wtf
15:24 <@chrism> cause the people at the jewelry store will be like "AWWW =(" if you return an engagement ring
15:24 <mrtyfrdm> ahh engagement rings
15:24 <phobosd> tronyx: oh no, kawaiiblu has def retruned jewerly i bought her before :|
15:24 <phobosd> it happens
15:24 <phobosd> and you still feel like a douche
15:24 <mrtyfrdm> i remember in the near past
15:24 <mrtyfrdm> stressing about one
15:25 <kawaiiblu> well, i've sent him like a dozen examples of engagement rings that i like
15:25 <mrtyfrdm> NOT ANYMORE
15:25 <tronyx> there's a big difference between returning a necklace and an engagement ring
15:25 <kawaiiblu> he could just pick one
15:25 <tronyx> YOU ARE STRESSING ME OUT
15:25 <kawaiiblu> why
15:25 <kawaiiblu> make andy marry me!!!!
15:25 <kawaiiblu> jk
15:25 <kawaiiblu> kinda
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> now i just get to go get bitches and then not buy them anything
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> might not even make em breakfast
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> you are not
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> even kinnd of
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd: i want to be a groomsman
15:26 <kawaiiblu> hah
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> ring bearer
15:27 <sampson> phobosd: can i give the speech at the reception
15:27 <sampson> actually fike and i both at the same time
15:27 <sampson> it will just be us standing there going DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
15:27 <sampson> with a slide show of dicks
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> NONONONON
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> hahahah
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> do one of those things they do on whose line
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> all of the groomsmen stand up
15:27 <kawaiiblu> we would have the best wedding ever!
15:27 <sampson> only if your wedding cake was a gigantic dick
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> and they each say a word, forming the speech
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> all improv
15:27 <sampson> who am i kidding andy would make it one of those internet space ships
15:28 <sampson> and luke would end up getting wasted beyond belief
15:28 <sampson> tbqh i think your reception would be a train wreak
15:28 <kawaiiblu> yeah
15:28 <mrtyfrdm> i think it would be one of the better receptions i've gone to
15:29 <kawaiiblu> it would be incredibly fun
15:29 <sampson> i liked my sisters wedding
15:29 <sampson> all the groomsmen got drunk before the wedding
15:29 <mrtyfrdm> the wedding i went to saturday was a blast
15:29 <sampson> i ended up dancing with a 80 year old waitress
15:29 <kawaiiblu> oh jesus
15:29 <mrtyfrdm> i drank tom collins' all night
15:29 <kawaiiblu> yum i love those
15:29 <kawaiiblu> i make them all the time
15:29 <sampson> how the hell else do you stand the wedding portion
15:29 <mrtyfrdm> and then i got laid boosh
15:29 <sampson> it's borrrrrrrrrrring
15:29 <sampson> oh and my sister had fried chicken for a meal
15:29 <sampson> it owned
15:29 <mrtyfrdm> hahaha
15:30 <kawaiiblu> i don't think the wedding part has to be long
15:30 <mrtyfrdm> this one was
15:30 <mrtyfrdm> fuck
15:30 <kawaiiblu> i don't think i would want a long wedding
15:30 <mrtyfrdm> pastor didn't stop fucking talking cori, the bride, was like I didn't think he was going to go on like that. i did not like it
15:30 <sampson> my sister had her wedding at that one venue in that one place
15:30 <sampson> where the blues brothers broke out of jail
15:30 <kawaiiblu> at least you weren't the ones standing infront of everyone the entire time
15:32 <@chrism> Blues Brothers never broke out of jail
15:32 <@chrism> at least within th econtext of the movie... maybe something happened in an SNL skit i'm not aware of
15:32 <sampson> in the beginning of the movie they did wtf
15:32 <@chrism> Nope
15:32 <@chrism> he was let out
15:33 <sampson> whatever
15:33 <sampson> that jail
15:33 <@chrism> Joliet Prison I think
15:33 <sampson> ya that's it
15:33 <mrtyfrdm> im chrism herp her p derp
15:33 <@chrism> hence JOLIET JAKE
15:33 <@chrism> FU
15:33 <@chrism> I <3 Blues Brothers
15:33 <@chrism> seen that movie well over 100 times
15:33 <@chrism> heheh
15:33 <sampson> well there was some auditorium there they performed at in the movie
15:33 <sampson> and my sister got married there
15:33 <@chrism> aah yeah Grand something Ballrom up in Wisconsin I think?
15:34 <sampson> no
15:34 <sampson> it's in joliet
15:34 <mrtyfrdm> your sister got married in joilet?
15:34 <mrtyfrdm> sorry bro
15:34 <n|cotine> L
15:34 <mrtyfrdm> see my little play on the spelling there? lolololol
15:34 <sampson> the venue was actually really nice
15:35 <sampson> rialto
15:35 <Volatile> wow
15:35 <Volatile> haha
15:35 <Volatile> i was at that theatre not too long ago
15:35 <Volatile> got invited to some 'ghost investigation'
15:35 <Volatile> heh
15:35 <sampson> http://www.rialtosquare.com/weddings/ceremonies-receptions.htm
15:35 <sampson> the main entrance area is relaly nice
15:36 <sampson> has a huge staircase to go down
15:36 <sampson> big ol ball room
15:36 <@chrism> Taht's not where that was filmed
15:36 <@chrism> =\
15:36 <@chrism> But nice place
15:36 <@chrism> =P
15:36 <sampson> it was remodeled
15:36 <sampson> idk
15:36 <@chrism> sam
15:36 <sampson> whatever it was good
15:36 <@chrism> type these words
15:36 <@chrism> "I am wrong"
15:36 <scofflaw> are we planning andy's wedding?
15:37 <@chrism> it's not so hard
15:37 <@chrism> TRY IT
15:37 <@chrism> IT FEELS GOOD ONCE YOU DO IT
15:37 <@chrism> FIRST ONES THE HARDEST
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15:37 <sampson> I AM WRIGHT
15:37 <sampson> can't
15:37 <sampson> scofflaw: yeah wedding will be online in eve
15:38 <sampson> reception at the black hole
15:38 <kawaiiblu> no
15:38 <@chrism> 30 isk for drinks
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15:38 <@chrism> (is that a lot?)
15:38 <mrtyfrdm> lol yeah
15:38 <kawaiiblu> and apparently there are no black holes. there are wormholes though
15:39 <sampson> whatever
15:39 <sampson> you knew what i meant
15:39 <mrtyfrdm> wait
15:39 <mrtyfrdm> 30 isk is super cheap
15:39 <kawaiiblu> yeah it is
15:39 <mrtyfrdm> 700bn isk == 130k usd
15:40 <scofflaw> i would prefer to wed in BC2
15:40 <kawaiiblu> that's dumb
15:41 <mrtyfrdm> i would prefer
15:41 <mrtyfrdm> REAL LIFE
15:41 <kawaiiblu> yes
15:41 <kawaiiblu> i kind of want to get married in mexico or ireland or something
15:41 <kawaiiblu> that would be so kickass
15:42 <kawaiiblu> but it probably won't happen
15:42 <scofflaw> no
15:42 <scofflaw> we want you to get married on IRC
15:42 <kawaiiblu> gy
15:42 <scofflaw> we can make a special channel
15:42 <scofflaw> +k
15:42 <kawaiiblu> gay
15:42 <kawaiiblu> there's no open bar on the internet
15:42 <kawaiiblu> you guys want to booze for free or not?
15:43 <scofflaw> ok
15:44 <scofflaw> how about twitter
15:44 <scofflaw> or foursquare
15:44 <scofflaw> i will bring booze
15:44 <scofflaw> and have a webcam
15:48 <scofflaw> maybe i will webcam from hawaii
15:54 <sampson> kawaiiblu: just ship a fifth of jameson to everyone in the wedding
15:55 <sampson> and we'll all use face time
15:57 <kawaiiblu> no thanks. you want jamo? you have to go to my imaginary wedding
15:57 <scofflaw> send us jamo, and ipad2s
15:58 <kawaiiblu> i don't think we're getting married anyway
16:00 <scofflaw> he said he was holding out for me
16:00 <scofflaw> but i keep tellin him i'm not read
16:00 <scofflaw> y
16:00 <kawaiiblu> stfu
16:02 <scofflaw> is luke gonna get married soon ?
16:03 <kawaiiblu> to who?
16:03 <kawaiiblu> kim?
16:03 <kawaiiblu> lol
16:03 <scofflaw> whoever
16:03 <scofflaw> whatever slut he's dating
16:03 <kawaiiblu> no
16:03 <scofflaw> :p
16:03 <kawaiiblu> i'm irritated with him. he could get a good girlfriend if he tried
16:04 <kawaiiblu> instead he dates suicidal crazy girl
16:04 <kawaiiblu> or any other girl that falls into his lap
16:05 <scofflaw> oh wait
16:05 <scofflaw> he's not with your future sister-in-law?
16:05 <scofflaw> luke's kinda like me, he likes the hot messes
16:05 <@chrism> s/hot/easy/
16:05 <kawaiiblu> no she broke up with him right after chrismas
16:05 <kubi> you mean there are girls who aren't falling apart out there?
16:06 <kawaiiblu> lol
16:06 <kubi> i thought they all just turned into a sobbing wreck after midnight
16:06 <scofflaw> the best are the single moms at 30+
16:06 <scofflaw> they're the worst
16:06 <kubi> will you be her daddy?
16:06 <scofflaw> if that makes any kind of sense :p
16:06 <scofflaw> who
16:06 <@chrism> ya know, that'd be fuckin ghorrible to be stuck in that spot
16:06 <scofflaw> kims?
16:07 <scofflaw> chrism i agree
16:07 <@chrism> like J and I are having to do wills and stuff for Scarlett, but that got me to thinking, wtf would I do if something happened to J?
16:07 <@chrism> Jesus, I'd be fucked
16:07 <@chrism> and likewise
16:07 <scofflaw> you'd marry a russian bride
16:07 <kubi> fuck yeah.
16:07 <scofflaw> and likewise?
16:07 <scofflaw> haha i dunno.
16:07 <kubi> man
16:07 <scofflaw> get a life insurance policy
16:07 <kubi> my like
16:08 <@chrism> well if I blew the fuck up spontaneously, shit would be ugly for her fast
16:08 <@chrism> already got one
16:08 <scofflaw> get 2
16:08 <kubi> if i died
16:08 <kubi> so many people would be like "WTF"
16:08 <@chrism> I may actually grab a few, just because :shrug:
16:08 <kubi> "WHY DID KUBI LEAVE ME MONEY"
16:08 <scofflaw> bro
16:08 <scofflaw> hook it up
16:08 <kubi> i need to revoke some actually
16:09 <sampson> OO!
16:09 <sampson> my pots are on sale
16:10 <tronyx> ?
16:10 <@chrism> is that drug talk?
16:10 <tronyx> careful chrism, he might have a knife
16:10 <@chrism> druggies always do
16:14 <sampson> no
16:14 <sampson> http://www.amazon.com/Creuset-Tri-Ply-Stainless-2-Quart-Saucepan/dp/B002VXYA8W/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&coliid=I265UBXWCU692J&colid=NL3PHIHD9E8V
16:14 <sampson> http://www.amazon.com/Creuset-Tri-Ply-Stainless-3-Quart-Saucepan/dp/B002VXYA78/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&coliid=I2UMK3K7FZCYOA&colid=NL3PHIHD9E8V
16:15 <sampson> my sauce pans are on sales
16:18 <sampson> or should i save up and go all-clad copper-core
16:18 <sampson> what say you tronyx
16:18 <scofflaw> save
16:20 <sampson> all-clad is dishwasher safe
16:20 <sampson> they got a 2 quart on sale for $160
16:20 <scofflaw> good deal!
16:20 <sampson> considering it's regularly $250 yes
16:21 <scofflaw> i love all-clad
16:21 <scofflaw> i'm not hating
16:21 <scofflaw> i got all kinds of shit
16:21 <scofflaw> like a WOK
16:21 <scofflaw> cuz i'm chinese
16:21 <sampson> they don't make copper core woks
16:21 <scofflaw> you are correct
16:21 <scofflaw> but i still own one
16:22 <scofflaw> mine is SS/aluminum i guess
16:24 <kubi> haha all of a sudden there were 3 people standing outside my office staring at me
16:24 <kubi> apparently they thought there was a bomb about to go off in my office because this piece of plastic was hitting this fan over and over again making a loud clicking noise
16:24 <kubi> which i couldn't hear due to headphones
16:24 <@chrism> hahaha
16:25 <kubi> computar go boom?
16:25 <kubi> big badda boom.
16:27 <sampson> welp bought the 2 quart saucepan
16:27 <sampson> we'll see how she works
16:27 <scofflaw> you ballin out of control sampson
16:27 <@chrism> man up and use a 5 gallon pot for sauces
16:27 <@chrism> make enough for the next year
16:27 <scofflaw> yea quit being a little bitch
16:27 <@chrism> pmuch
16:34 <n|cotine> http://i.imgur.com/BguIt.jpg
16:36 <sampson> god people are morons
16:36 <sampson> I received this pan as a Christmas gift. It is just the size I needed and I've used it several times. It's a nice pan, but I can't imagine why All-Clad used a metal lid handle with no effort to insulate it. It WILL burn your fingers when you open the lid to stir.
16:36 <sampson> it's so the pot can go in the oven, moron
16:37 <sampson> use a god damn mit and quit being an asstard
16:44 <scofflaw> how is that so the pot can go in the over
16:44 <scofflaw> i'm curious what difference it makes?
16:44 <scofflaw> i guess nm
16:45 <sampson> because there's no plastics
16:45 <sampson> pots that have rubber and shit on the handles will release carcinogens
16:46 <scofflaw> makes sense now
16:46 <scofflaw> all-clad is the best
16:46 <n|cotine> mmmmm carcinogens
16:47 <scofflaw> speakiang of which
16:47 <scofflaw> imma smoke
16:49 <sampson> http://deadspin.com/#!5779750/lets-stage-a-citizens-intervention-heres-charlies-sheens-phone-number
16:50 <sampson> #WINNING
16:53 <@chrism> #TIGERBLOOD
16:53 <@chrism> lol some dude is doing a 312 clone
16:53 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/jeH03.png
16:54 <@chrism> those are his labels
16:54 <@chrism> nice =P
17:35 <kawaiiblu> oh lol i just realize someone put my comments in the topic
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19:59 <@chrism> omg peapod does microbrews now
19:59 <@chrism> so.jealous
19:59 <@chrism> http://www.peapod.com/site_frameset.jhtml?NUM1=1299632251469
20:00 <@chrism> Anyone here heard of "Centro"?
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20:36 <@chrism> I <3 alpha king
20:41 <billay> king of all blacks?
20:41 <@chrism> Obviously you are not a golfer.
20:42 <billay> obviously
20:43 <@chrism> http://www.3floyds.com/our-beers-2/
20:43 <@chrism> =P
20:43 <@chrism> I had to have some shipped to fucking texas from Chicago
20:43 <@chrism> I'm drinking my last one now =(
20:47 <@chrism> and it is DELICIOUS
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21:30 <sampson> obv you need to buy by the pallet
21:41 <tronyx> drinking bells 2 hearted ale
21:41 <tronyx> haven't had a proper beer in quite some time and this is so delicious
22:01 <sampson> flemeth is such a hard ass
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22:04 <sampson> http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen
22:04 <sampson> don't miss the madness
22:10 <Randy> oh god
22:10 <Randy> god he's nuts
22:11 <Randy> is he reading from a teleprompter?
22:13 <tronyx> so he's a warlock?
22:13 <Randy> hah 58000 viewers
22:13 <Randy> you picked a fight with a warlock, you lil worm
22:14 <tronyx> so strange...
22:15 <sampson> i have no idea
22:15 <sampson> i think i need a kilo of coke to understand
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22:19 <tronyx> kind of sad to see people like this
22:19 <tronyx> i can't imagine anything more destructive than getting off on knowing that people are watching you fall apart
22:20 * dvitous smax kt
22:21 <sampson> he lives off of popularity
22:21 <sampson> if he isn't heard he is dead in his mind
22:35 <@chrism> I thought he lived off of expensive hookers and blow?
23:06 <tronyx> what's the average % matched by employers on 401k contributions?
23:06 <sampson> so
23:06 <sampson> http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KP26M1XNP-Professional-6-Quart-Nickel/dp/B0002Y5X9W
23:07 <sampson> there's a store at the mall that has that refurbished for $240
23:07 <sampson> i'm finding it really hard to not run back and use my cc
23:08 <sampson> ooh found it on google cheaper
23:09 <sampson> aaaand in the color i want
23:09 <sampson> http://www.goodmans.net/i/1876/kitchenaid-kp26m1xpm-refurbished-mixer-6qt-pearl-m.htm if vegas goes well i shall be purchasing
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