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#Chicago on Monday, March 21, 2011
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today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqSi8AkEh8Q
http://www.charthub.com/png.php?png=2011/03/21/CompESCFT71.png
http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.1/en/mysql-proxy-news.html
http://i.imgur.com/LulG0.gif
http://i.imgur.com/zconW.jpg
http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/03/18/rebecca-black-unplugged/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjFIzWjT5I4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
http://cache.bordom.net/server/?type=image&size=full&id=aHR0cDovL2kuaW1ndXIuY29tLzdia1BzLmdpZg%3D%3D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxleH60hDJY
http://www.amazon.com/TopCase-Keyboard-Silicone-Macbook-TOPCASE%C2%AE/dp/B0040VP6O0/ref=pd_sim_e_4
http://i.imgur.com/NTAWb.jpg
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/181063-1/Friday_50cent_Bert.gif
http://i.imgur.com/JVQPi.jpg
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Dropping-a-Log.aspx
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110321/ap_on_hi_te/us_at_t_t_mobile_usa_phones;_ylt=AiNSo34rL2BoSjCgNRgmJWJH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTNmb2NkNjhiBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTEwMzIxL3VzX2F0X3RfdF9tb2JpbGVfdXNhX3Bob25lcwRjY29kZQNtcF9lY184XzEwBGNwb3MDOARwb3MDOARzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA2F0dHQtbW9iaWxlMw--
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110321/ap_on_hi_te/us_at_t_t_mobile_usa_phones
http://www.suntimes.com/technology/guy/4373615-452/lack-of-natural-disasters-helps-make-chicago-keeper-of-web-based-data.html
http://www.kashi.com/products/chewy_granola_bars_peanut_peanut_butter
http://www.kevinandamanda.com/recipes/dinner/bacon-cheeseburger-chicken.html#ixzz1HI91l0c6
http://www.hosthop.com
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09:19 <scofflaw> go T
09:25 <@scrim> heh
09:25 <@scrim> fuck them
09:26 <scofflaw> true
09:26 <scofflaw> but let's all hope their stock does well
09:26 <scofflaw> make scoff happy man
09:43 <sampson> scofflaw vertex 3 comes out weds
09:43 <sampson> YOU EXCITED?
09:43 <sampson> i ordered
a 120
09:44 <scofflaw> dang
09:44 <scofflaw> i might have to throw my mbp away and get a
new one
09:44 <sampson> yup
09:44 <sampson> fraid so
09:45 <scofflaw> how much is 120
09:45 <sampson> $300
09:45 <sampson> well that's the preorder price
09:46 <sampson> rumors were msrp is $250 but i'm seeing $290
everywhere
09:47 <scofflaw> word
09:59 <sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqSi8AkEh8Q
10:04 <sampson> WTF
10:04 <sampson> kunt got engaged
10:04 <sampson> world=ending
10:04 <Volatile> to sarlo?
10:04 <Volatile> (lawl)
10:04 <sampson> no
10:04 <sampson>
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=550149848 this guy
10:06 <scofflaw> don't hate
10:06 <sampson> nothating
10:06 <sampson> just "whoa"
10:06 <sampson> she was the last person i had expected to get
engaged she was a player in chicago
10:07 <somedude> sure is engaged
10:07 <somedude> damn
10:08 <somedude> 3. i just got engaged
10:08 <somedude> hmm
10:13 <scofflaw> well hurry up and get yours before she's
actually married
10:14 <scofflaw> cuz if you ain't married
10:14 <scofflaw> you fair game
10:14 <somedude> true
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10:14 <somedude> time 2 fly to minnesota
10:14 <SidWork> Good Morning Peeps
10:14 <scofflaw> word
10:14 <scofflaw> book my flight too
10:14 <somedude> lol
10:14 <scofflaw> sup SidWork, nagger
10:14 <somedude> hy im tryin first
10:15 <scofflaw> she's a freak, she won't mind
10:16 <somedude> oic
10:16 <somedude> sure is
10:17 <kawaiiblu> what?
10:17 <kawaiiblu> no f'n way
10:17 <scofflaw> hell yea she's a freak
10:17 <scofflaw> you know that
10:17 <somedude> aw kawaiiblu
10:17 <somedude> dont act like u didnt know it
10:17 <somedude> ;x
10:18 <SidWork> I think I am going to quit today.. I cannot
stand this job..
10:18 <somedude> hmm
10:18 <somedude> tmobile att merger
10:18 <somedude> da fkin sux
10:19 <SidWork> sucks arse
10:19 <somedude> ye
10:25 <tronyx> do CISCO devices all run the same IOS
shit?
10:25 <Volatile> no
10:26 <Volatile> some run the gay PIX firewall software
10:26 <sampson> neg
10:26 <Volatile> ;P
10:26 <tronyx> what about ASAs
10:26 <sampson> IOS
10:26 <tronyx> basically, where can I find the most recent
version for ASAs
10:26 <Volatile> 'DERP DERP. FILTER OUT PROTOCOL BANNARZ =
SECURITY
10:26 <Volatile> i actually know one of the guys who works on
PIX, and i asked him why they do that gay fixup shit by default,
and his response was: I have no idea why that's even in there
10:27 <sampson> you have to contact cisco
10:27 <Volatile> yes
10:27 <sampson> any posted ios images are PIRACY
10:27 <Volatile> several
10:27 <Volatile> ?
10:27 <scofflaw> i need a new cisco.com login
10:27 <scofflaw> someone here provided me one many moons
ago
10:27 <scofflaw> it worked for a while, but now, kaputz
10:27 <Volatile> heh
10:27 <tronyx> what the fuck
10:27 <Volatile> i had IOS source
10:27 <tronyx> damn it
10:28 <scofflaw> yea you know what
10:28 <scofflaw> nm the cisco.com login, just gimme the
source
10:28 <Volatile> hah
10:28 <Volatile> i had the source to p'much every proprietary
OS
10:28 <Volatile> all out of china
10:29 <Volatile> my friend who lived in china at the time had
them all
10:29 <Volatile> it was great for rootkits
10:29 <Volatile> heh
10:30 <Volatile> apparently many of the companies in china
would ship source to their branches in china.. and all these
branches were full of.. chinese people!
10:30 <Volatile> ..chinese people like to pirate.
10:30 <Volatile> she bought win95 source (while it was the
current gen) for the equivalent of $20 on the street in china
10:30 <Volatile> heh
10:31 <Volatile> guess where she works now?
10:31 <Volatile> cisco.
10:31 * Volatile continues yapping
10:31 * scofflaw continues fapping
10:32 <Volatile> my credit card company sent me a reminder to
pay my bill, but instead, i was greeted with an advertisement, and
0 balance.
10:32 <Volatile> hate orchard bank
10:32 <Volatile> :\
10:32 <scofflaw> true
10:32 <Volatile> they wont fucking up my credit limit either
10:32 <Volatile> even though i cant even buy groceries with
the fucking thing
10:32 <scofflaw> wtf
10:32 <scofflaw> sounds gay
10:33 <Volatile> they went on this campaign of bothering me
about using my card every couple weeks, and even though i told them
the reason i dont use their card is because there's not enough
available credit, they wont
give me a credit upgrade
10:33 <Volatile> imma up the credit on my secured card tho.. heh
10:33 <Volatile> oldest card i have
10:33 <scofflaw> haha
10:34 <Volatile> bank told me they'd extend the credit to whatever, as long as i give em the
cash up front
10:34 <scofflaw> my oldest card is my lowest limit, artifact
of my dad helpin me out when i was younger
10:34 <scofflaw> think its like, $500 amex
10:34 <Volatile> geezuz
10:34 <Volatile> my orchard bank is $300
10:34 <scofflaw> damn
10:34 <scofflaw> thats supar shitty
10:34 <Volatile> yah
10:34 <Volatile> considering i have a 800+ credit score
10:34 <Volatile> and i make plenty of cash
10:34 <somedude> lol
10:34 <somedude> same here
10:34 <Volatile> you think they'd be dying to give me more
credit
10:34 <somedude> mine is 320
10:34 <somedude> on my orchard card
10:34 <somedude> i dont get it
10:34 <scofflaw> weird
10:35 <scofflaw> wtf is orchard
10:35 <scofflaw> they suck
10:35 <scofflaw> you need CHASE
10:35 <Volatile> just some HSBC company
10:35 <scofflaw> heh
10:35 <somedude> hmm
10:35 <somedude> i got my Credit union card
10:35 <Volatile> their database is owned
10:35 <Volatile> sssshhh
10:35 <somedude> much better
10:35 <somedude> Alliant
10:35 <Volatile> damn
10:35 <Volatile> tech stocks on fire today
10:35 <Volatile> glad ive been buying through this japan
nonsense
10:36 <Volatile> finally got java working in rinux
10:36 <Volatile> heh
10:37 <Volatile> during that whole 8-10% dive, i sold off
some winners, and some losers, raised quite a lot of cash, and i
only booked $100 loss.
10:37 <sampson> i went to vegas and came back ahead $900
10:38 <sampson> i think i won vol
10:38 <somedude> lol
10:38 <Volatile> nice.
10:39 <Volatile> it's hard to win in vegas.
10:39 <sampson> indeed
10:39 <Volatile> especially when you include airfare, hotel,
food
10:39 <sampson> i almost lost it all
10:39 <sampson> with all that it's like $400
10:39 <Volatile> usually you can get food for free tho
10:41 <Volatile> scofflaw
10:41 <Volatile>
http://www.charthub.com/png.php?png=2011/03/21/CompESCFT71.png
10:42 <Volatile> mrf.
10:42 <Volatile> vpn tiem.
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11:01 <SidWork> Busy morning?
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11:21 <SidWork> Anyone interested in doing some web design
work?
11:21 <chrispi> man, imma strangle our fucking DC techs
11:21 <scofflaw> do it do it
11:22 <SidWork> If I had a dime for how many times one tech
wanted to kill another tech I would be one rich mofo
11:22 <chrispi> every time I go to setup a cluster, I have to
send the ticket back to them because they either forgot to do
something, or did a part wrong
11:22 <chrispi> gah
11:22 <SidWork> Ahh good ole ticket bouncing
11:22 <chrispi> i hate to do it honestly
11:23 <chrispi> I just want to get this shit done with
11:23 <chrispi> but nooooo
11:23 <SidWork> Pick up the phone
11:23 <SidWork> tell em.. HEY!!
11:23 <chrispi> already did that
11:23 <chrispi> lol
11:23 <scofflaw> go to the dc yourself!
11:23 <chrispi> the dude is sick of hearing from me a i'm
sure
11:23 <chrispi> alas, no access
11:23 <chrispi> thank you, sas70
11:24 <SidWork> you could be a prick and point out what the
tech missed and send it in an email and cc their boss
11:24 <chrispi> hahaha
11:24 <SidWork> wont win you points but it will get your work
done for you
11:24 <chrispi> it's tempting
11:24 <@scrim> sas70 means no physical access?
11:24 <@scrim> how's that?
11:24 <chrispi> but the next time i need a favor i'd be
fucked
11:25 <chrispi> scrim: ya know, i'm not 100% sure
11:25 <chrispi> but that's the reason i was told
11:25 <@scrim> by someone in your company?
11:25 <chrispi> and i was too tired at the time to argue
11:25 <SidWork> then again.. don't do that cause then you
might be thought as having a bad attitude
11:26 <@chrism> lololo
11:26 <@scrim> i only ask because we're sas70 certified, and
I've never heard of that meaning we deny our customers physical
access to their equipment :)
11:26 <@chrism> datacenters may be segmented differently
11:26 <@scrim> yeah
11:26 <@chrism> i.e., EQX.ord is all split down into
individual cages
11:26 <chrispi> i think it was restricting access to only
employees who's job discription reguires physical asccess
11:26 <SidWork> I once told a manager "Everyone knows your a
difficult person to work with"
11:26 <@scrim> if it was in a per-server colo, we do all the
work for them, but not cabs etc
11:26 <chrispi> the DC is all ours
11:27 <@scrim> oh
11:27 <chrispi> yeah
11:27 <@scrim> then it's internal
11:27 <@scrim> and i have no idea :)
11:27 <chrispi> i'm thinking it's time to petition for
access
11:27 <chrispi> cause i'd rather do this shit myself so it's
right
11:27 <@scrim> cause I've also found out that sas70 only
means that your company declares a certain set of controls and
follows them
11:27 <SidWork> TECH FIGHT!!!!!!!
11:27 <@scrim> no fight :)
11:27 <@scrim> well, cept with chrispi and his manager
ahah
11:27 <chrispi> hehe
11:28 <SidWork> Well I always wanted to say food fight but
tech fight sounds good
11:28 <SidWork> no>
11:28 <SidWork> no?
11:28 <SidWork> could be worse.. you could work where i am..
1 staff member thinks obama is the anti-christ
11:29 <SidWork> another keeps talking about how he wants to
eat all of the legal aids arses out..
11:29 <SidWork> a third plays dumb when ever there is a
problem..
11:30 <@chrism> haha welcome to IT
11:30 <SidWork> I am beginning to think this shit is getting
old
11:30 <sampson> same shit happens here chrispi
11:31 <sampson> i just gave up and try to do what i can, send
back and tell the dc manager
11:31 <SidWork> Seriously.. always need to learn new stuff
and try to keep your job while younger kids who make less want to
do the same thing.
11:31 <chrispi> man, now i'm wondering why i was told SAS
70....
11:31 <chrispi> or if i just misheard
11:31 <chrispi> sampson: this was a bit of a big one
11:32 <chrispi> i don't know how the expect fencing to happen
when the boxes aren't plugged into an APC...
11:32 <sampson> hahaha it happens
11:32 <chrispi> s/the/they
11:32 <sampson> you gotta remember while you sit on your
ivory throne - dc techs don't know as much as you do
11:32 <sampson> hell this is probably their first computer
job
11:32 <@chrism> mmhmm, patience is a virtue and whatnot
11:33 <chrispi> i would accept that if this had been this
persons first couple of weeks
11:33 <chrispi> but he's been here a while and should know
better
11:33 <sampson> people are human and humans make mistakes
bro
11:33 <sampson> the only time i get angry is if i ask for
something to be done and i'm ignored for 45+ minutes
11:33 <sampson> then there's a problem
11:33 <chrispi> lol
11:33 <chrispi> i'm just sick of the same problems
11:33 <@chrism> the only time i've *ever* said "get this done
or i'll come down there and do it my damned self" was... Ron
11:33 <SidWork> THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS!
11:33 <chrispi> thats all
11:33 <@chrism> lol
11:33 <chrispi> chrism: hahaha
11:34 <@chrism> and that's just cause he wanted to spend more
time arguing about how I was doing something wrong rather than just
do it
11:34 <sampson> yup
11:34 <@chrism> more specifically, I had an entire cab
down
11:34 <sampson> i was to the point where i had blocked him on
jabber
11:34 <@chrism> forget why exactly
11:34 <@chrism> hah
11:34 <sampson> and any issues i needed done i'd make a
ticket in dcops
11:34 <SidWork> Server room Thunderdoom.. 2 techs enter 1
tech leaves
11:34 <@chrism> lol good way of doing it with him
actually
11:34 <SidWork> dome even
11:35 <sampson> SidWork: ron's head would've ended up stuck
between 10us of servers
11:35 <@chrism> he was one of the most difficult people i've
ever worked with
11:35 <chrispi> chrism: ditto
11:36 <sampson> i welcome new ideas and whatnot but when i
ask for something because i know what i'm doing and i'm given a
barrage of questions and suggestions of how it could've been done
better you're going to get on my bad side
11:36 <@chrism> hah yeah
11:36 <sampson> i swear that fucker tried to tell me to use
mysql proxy probably 300 times when setting up mysql clusters
11:36 <chrispi> lolwut
11:36 <sampson> YES ALPHA SOFTWARE IN PRODUCTION -
GOOOOOOOOO
11:37 <sampson> it's a great idea but it has been stagnant
for a few years last i checked
11:37 <sampson>
http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.1/en/mysql-proxy-news.html
11:37 <sampson> haha love the latest bug fix
11:38 <sampson> If the backend MySQL server went down, and
then the clock on the MySQL Proxy host went backward (for example,
during daylight saving time adjustments), Proxy stopped forwarding
queries to the backend. (Bug #50806)
11:38 <@chrism> ya know, knowing what I know now, I'd have
handled things with him quite differently and probably gotten more
done with less drama
11:38 <@chrism> but that's hindsight
11:38 <@chrism> at the time i wanted to choke that fucker
11:38 <sampson> indeed
11:38 <chrispi> his presence will do that to peopkle
11:38 <chrispi> *people
11:38 <sampson> but hey, learned a lot from him
11:38 <sampson> i use it daily when dealing with our techs
now
11:38 <chrispi> lol
11:39 <SidWork> I choke people all the time.. How do I do it?
I simply ignore them
11:39 <SidWork> when they act stupid or do something that
pisses me off I put em off..
11:40 <sampson> i used to drop science and be like THIS IS
WHY YOU SUCK but now i just shrug my shoulders and go on
11:40 <SidWork> No shoulder taps.. no cutting ahade of others
to get your stuff done first
11:40 <@chrism> yeah I used to make the mistake of trying to
debate it with him
11:40 <SidWork> You get into a fight with a pig.. you get
dirty and the pig loves it
11:40 <chrispi> heh, we've got a new-ish hire here that
reminds me of him alot
11:40 <@chrism> after like awhile it turned into "Submit
Request for somethign" "OMG YOU'RE WRONG" "Do I need to come down
there and do it myself?" "No, doing so now"
11:41 <chrispi> and i think i do handle him better thanks to
Ron
11:41 <@chrism> haha
11:41 <sampson> i do gotta say though back when MP was at
SH
11:41 <SidWork> Well.. shouldnt all of that crap be
documented anyways?
11:41 <sampson> i 100% agree with his sentiments on your
guys' choice in mounting file systems dirty
11:41 <SidWork> its not like this is the firtst time a
cluster is being built right?
11:41 <@chrism> so something good DID come out of the Ron
thing, we all learned how to tolerate those fucks
11:41 <@chrism> sampson: not sure what you mean?
11:41 <sampson> lol
11:41 <sampson> it was probably after you left
11:42 <sampson> but if a server required a fsck mp would request us to skip it
and mount anyways
11:42 <sampson> that made ron sperg hard
11:42 <@chrism> hah
11:42 <chrispi> man, that sounds familiar
11:42 <@chrism> I dunno, tbh I'd have forced the fsck
myself
11:43 <@chrism> BUT if it could be brought up live and r/w
and then fsck'd later that night, I could see going for that
option
11:43 <SidWork> If I were that poor soul and didn't know what
I was doing I would ask for help or ask you to specify in detail
what you want me to do step by step
11:43 <@chrism> Ron knew more than anyone else, was really
the problem
11:43 <@chrism> *cough*
11:43 <sampson> o and f y i
11:43 <sampson> lincoln lawyer is a good movie
11:43 <sampson> i suggest viewing it
11:43 <@chrism> haven't heard of it
11:43 <@chrism> will keep an eyey out
11:43 <SidWork> It was ok
11:44 <SidWork> didnt see the twist in the end however
11:44 <SidWork> I did not see that coming
11:44 <SidWork> Spoiler Alert
11:44 <SidWork> lol
11:50 <sampson> indeed
11:53 <SidWork> The lawyer finds an alien at the end
11:53 <SidWork> there I said it
11:53 <sampson> in his butt
11:53 <SidWork> the aliens name is BOB
11:54 <SidWork> and BOB warns the lawyer about an invasion
which may destroy LA
11:57 <sampson> i saw a preview for a movie called cowboys
& aliens
12:17 <Volatile> pfft.
12:17 <Volatile> nazis vs dinosaurs comes out soon
12:17 <Volatile> way bettar.
12:17 <sampson> tronyx: Calling all
assassins…Assassin’s Creed
Brotherhood launches tonight! Pre-order by midnight (EDT) and
you’ll not only get a free upgrade to the Deluxe
Edition, you’ll get entered to win a 47" VIZIO Internet-connected
3D HDTV, OnLive Game System and two controllers for you and a
fellow assassin*.
12:17 <sampson> oh that's onlive
12:17 <sampson> nevermind
12:19 <Volatile> oshi- YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN?
12:19 <Volatile> i thought you were just an ASS
12:19 <Volatile> ...
12:19 <sampson> well that too
12:21 <scofflaw> truth
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12:24 <@chrism> yay freebirds for lunch
12:24 <@chrism> \m/
12:27 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/LulG0.gif
12:28 <Volatile> hahah
12:28 <Volatile> hilario.
12:28 <Volatile> i love jocks.
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12:37 <tronyx> jock straps
12:37 <tronyx> perv
12:38 <tronyx> i get the ass ass in sampson
12:38 <phobosd> that's lovely to walk into on a monday
morning
12:38 <sampson> just barely made it to say morning
12:38 <tronyx> brb
12:39 <@chrism> lol
12:39 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/zconW.jpg
12:39 <@chrism> IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOOOOOWN
12:40 <Volatile> DUN-NU-NU-NUHHH
12:40 <Volatile> DUN-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUUUUH
12:40 <Volatile> heh
12:40 <@chrism> hah
12:40 <sampson> wheel of lunch
12:40 <sampson> stop telling me to invite one more
12:42 <Volatile> just cause 2 is pretty amazing
12:43 <Volatile> the whole landmass part i mean
12:44 <@chrism> w-hat
12:44 <Volatile> ?
12:44 <@chrism> holy fuck they're dropping like A+++ footage
of that tsunami hitting japan now, like stuff that's just recently
come out
12:44 <@chrism> and wow.
12:44 <Volatile> linkpl0x
12:45 <@chrism> man...
http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/
12:45 <@chrism> just seeing it on there
12:45 <@chrism> there's one spot where it's just fucking
insane
12:46 <Volatile> missed it i guess
12:46 <Volatile> :\
12:47 <@scrim> I read an article recently that started off
like "you can see the remains of this village all over the place
here in <location>, the thing is, the village used to be 5
miles away and landed here after the tsunami"
12:47 <Volatile> tsunamis are crazy
12:47 <@scrim> apparently
12:48 <@scrim> the videos are different than I'd expect, not
a huge crashing wave
12:48 <@scrim> just like OH HAI THERE'S OCEAN HERE NOW
13:17 <phobosd>
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_HkE4EQJczKc/TYeHi4AKOaI/AAAAAAAAIlA/nCS8WSGFMpY/s912/2011-03-19%2017.25.28.jpg
13:17 <phobosd> what a badass
13:17 <@chrism> he looks like he just shit himself,
possibly
13:17 <@chrism> [ ] confirm [ ] deny
13:24 <phobosd> confirm
13:26 <kawaiiblu> lol
13:27 <@chrism> USE THE CHECKBOXES THIS IS NOT YOUR NAMBY
PAMBY PAINT OUTSIDE THE LINES LAND
13:28 <Volatile> haha
13:28 <Volatile> Details of Duke Nukem Forever's multiplayer
component have appeared online
(via the Duke4 forums), and while they seem like fairly standard
gametypes, one mode in particular may cause more than its fair
share of controversy.
13:28 <Volatile> "Capture the Babe" involves players grabbing
a woman who occasionally "freaks out" and requires slapping in the
face to calm her nerves. I'm sure you can all see where that's
going to lead us. In any case, here are the full details:
13:29 <@chrism> hahaha
13:29 <@chrism> I'd be dissapointed in Duke Nukem if there
WASN'T shit like that
13:29 <Volatile> srs.
13:29 <Volatile> it's like real life
13:29 <Volatile> herh
13:32 <@chrism> all imma say
13:32 <@chrism>
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/03/18/rebecca-black-unplugged/
13:33 <@chrism> PARTYIN PARTYIN (YEAH) PARTYIN PARTYIN
(YEAH)
13:33 <@chrism> lololo
13:33 <@chrism> fucking horrible
13:33 <@chrism> and i guess, speaking of bitches that need
slapped
13:33 <@chrism> lol
13:33 <Volatile> who is rebecca black
13:33 <@chrism> hahha
13:33 <@chrism> how have you missed this?
13:34 <@chrism> new level of horrible pop music
13:35 <Volatile> hmmz
13:35 <Volatile> weird
13:35 <Volatile> can't heer on my headset all of a sudden
13:35 <Volatile> maybe this is a good thing?
13:35 <@chrism> it's known on the internet as "The worst song
ever"
13:37 <@chrism>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjFIzWjT5I4
13:37 <@chrism> hahahaha
13:37 <@chrism> man there's a part of me that feels like
slightly bad about the internet lambasting some 13 year old girl
like that
13:37 <@chrism> but jesus it's horrible
13:37 <kawaiiblu> Volatile: she's a 13 year old girl that
made a really horrible music video called 'friday'
13:38 <kawaiiblu> and if you didn't know, if today is friday,
yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday, and after that comes
sunday
13:38 <@chrism>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
13:38 <@chrism> there's the video
13:38 <@chrism> it's horrible
13:38 <kawaiiblu> lol
13:39 <kawaiiblu> its so bad
13:39 <@chrism>
http://cache.bordom.net/server/?type=image&size=full&id=aHR0cDovL2kuaW1ndXIuY29tLzdia1BzLmdpZg%3D%3D
13:40 <@chrism> shit is lulz
13:40 <Volatile> christ
13:40 <Volatile> i cant get my sound to work
13:40 <kawaiiblu> lol
13:40 <Volatile> fail kubuntu
13:40 <Volatile> was working after install
13:40 <Volatile> :(
13:40 <@chrism> WE WE WE SO EXCITED
13:41 <scofflaw> chrism why you pickin on lil girls
13:41 <@chrism> sometimes, it's deserved
13:42 <scofflaw> i agree
13:43 <scofflaw> this motherfucker
13:43 <scofflaw> FARTING AGAIN
13:50 <phobosd> lol
13:50 <phobosd> did you take him out to the strip clubs
13:55 <@chrism> man FUCK wikis
13:55 <@chrism> seriously
13:55 <@chrism> i hate these goddamned things
13:56 <sampson> i don't mind them vOv
13:56 <@chrism> I hate trying to figure out their
formatting
13:56 <@chrism> I like the usage and the idea of them
13:56 <@chrism> but F their formatting
13:58 <sampson> use open office
13:58 <sampson> you can save as > wiki format
13:58 <@chrism> orly?
13:58 <sampson> yarly
13:58 <@chrism> I wonder if pages does that
13:58 <@chrism> hrm
13:59 <scofflaw> phobosd not yet
14:00 <scofflaw> we're supposed to go to tilted kilt sometime
this week
14:00 <scofflaw> i'll have to have a discussion about his
flatulence before then
14:00 <Volatile> wow
14:00 <Volatile> got my sound working
14:00 <Volatile> raged after like 3s of that rebecca black
video
14:00 <Volatile> they put her on tv for that song?
14:00 <@chrism> hahahahah
14:01 <scofflaw> her haters did
14:01 <Volatile> i can't believe she brushes her teeth or
considers which seat to sit in on the bus.
14:01 <scofflaw> i think it was just a bs video at first,
then she got famous, and then bieber fans threatened death upon
her
14:01 <@chrism> PARTYIN PARTYIN (YEAH)
14:01 <Volatile> consider me a hater
14:01 <Volatile> ;P
14:02 <scofflaw> is this the 13 yr old chrism was hating on
too?
14:03 <sampson> Volatile: check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxleH60hDJY
14:03 <sampson> u 2 chrism
14:03 <Volatile> haha
14:04 <@chrism> lol
14:05 <Volatile> hilario
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14:06 <SidWork> Chick-Fil-A FTW
14:06 <Volatile> never had
14:06 <Volatile> want to try
14:07 <Volatile> damnit
14:07 <sampson> i had a really bad wendys sandwich
14:07 <Volatile> can't get wine working :\
14:07 <sampson> i ordered
no lettuce or tomato
14:08 <Volatile> fucking wine has no support for 64bit
14:08 <sampson> so they put diced tomatoes all over it
14:08 <Volatile> Recommended packages:
14:08 <Volatile> winetricks wisotool
14:08 <Volatile> E: Package 'winetricks' has no installation
candidate
14:08 <Volatile> lawl?
14:12 <SidWork> You know.. for the longest time I thought
lawl was someones name
14:13 <SidWork> #themoreyouknow
14:21 <sampson> chrism: who is this douche
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/188737_10150180185436788_212294041787_9091612_2917150_n.jpg
14:21 <sampson> and why does he have a red keyboard
14:23 <@chrism> I'm thinking that's david grega
14:23 <phobosd> lololol
14:23 <phobosd> RED KEYBOARD
14:23 <phobosd> BBERRY TETHER
14:23 <phobosd> KINDLE
14:23 <phobosd> SO WEB 3.0 IT FUCKING BURNS
14:24 <@chrism> hahaha
14:24 <@chrism> yeah my gut says "sales" with all those
gadgets
14:24 <sampson> "MULTITASKING MONDAY!
14:24 <sampson> that's not even a kindle
14:24 <sampson> it's a koob or some cheap knock off
bullshit
14:24 <sampson> dude looks fat as fuck too
14:25 <phobosd> lol fupa
14:25 <SidWork> I am on my mac.. while also working on my HP
my mac is tethered to my
android phone that is also hosting my ipad and xoom
14:25 <SidWork> yup Multitasking Monday it is
14:25 <somedude> hmm
14:25 <somedude> do what u gotta do
14:25 <somedude> then att takes over
14:25 <somedude> lol
14:25 <@chrism> it's either grega or mario
14:26 <sampson>
http://www.amazon.com/TopCase-Keyboard-Silicone-Macbook-TOPCASE%C2%AE/dp/B0040VP6O0/ref=pd_sim_e_4
14:26 <SidWork> For the record that is not me
14:26 <@chrism> neither would surprise me
14:26 <sampson> i should get that
14:26 <sampson> because green is for hackers
14:26 <SidWork> green mac keyboard is for hackers
14:26 <@chrism> H4X
14:26 <sampson> wtf no amber
14:27 <SidWork> I WANT MY GREEN KEYBOARD
14:27 <SidWork> <== spoiled american snob
14:28 <sampson>
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/190099_10150174029006788_212294041787_9030739_169757_n.jpg
14:28 <sampson> dude is ob v important
14:28 <@chrism> hah *that* is mario
14:28 <@chrism> I think his job concistss of twitter and
facebook
14:28 <somedude> aha
14:28 <@chrism> consists
14:28 <sampson> man i want that job
14:28 <somedude> keyboard!
14:29 <SidWork> Do any of you own a tablet?
14:29 <sampson> it blows my mind we've become a nation where
people get paid to fuck off on social media
14:29 <@chrism> exactly
14:29 <SidWork> I want to do that
14:29 <SidWork> I just need to be witty
14:29 <SidWork> and have better grammer
14:30 <@chrism> grammar
14:30 <SidWork> See
14:30 <tronyx> hoes
14:30 <@chrism> =P
14:30 <sampson> spelling too it seems
14:30 <SidWork> Exactly
14:30 <SidWork> lol
14:30 <sampson> anywho back to clicking buttons on load
balancers
14:30 <@chrism> CLICKY
14:30 <phobosd> so pretty
14:30 <phobosd> ipvsadm is for bitches
14:30 <SidWork> green keyboard come to papa
14:31 <@chrism> at some point I'd like to tinker w/ a
commercial load balancer
14:31 <@chrism> all i know is ipvsadm =(
14:31 <phobosd> the serveriron we've got is pretty
IOS-like
14:31 <phobosd> conf t all that bullshit
14:31 <phobosd> but these kemps are literally click click
done
14:31 <phobosd> which is pretty cool
14:32 <phobosd> but, the serveriron can also do a fuck load
more connections/throughput than the kemps heh
14:32 <phobosd> it has a pretty interface, i've just never
enabled it
14:32 <@chrism> ya know, for some reason i have a kneejerk
bad reaction to interfaces
14:33 <@scrim> because most of them are horrible
14:33 <@chrism> and afaik it's really unfounded
14:33 <@chrism> =\
14:33 <@chrism> yeah
14:33 <@chrism> there's that
14:33 <@chrism> hehe
15:07 <@chrism> ya know stevie ray vaughan was pretty fucking
amazing.
15:16 <phobosd> confirm dat
15:20 <sampson> the serveriron was also a fuckload more
money
15:20 <sampson> price wise the same kemp is pretty on par
with throughput
15:20 <phobosd> confirm dat
15:21 <@chrism> white people.
15:21 <@chrism> I wish stat() would do an md5sum as well
15:21 <@chrism> but that'd be fucking hefty
15:23 <Volatile> that'd be shitty.
15:23 <Volatile> worst system performance evar!
15:23 <Volatile> :P
15:23 <@chrism> haha yeah
15:23 <Volatile> 'HOLY SHIT: LS TAKES 20 MINUTES'
15:23 <Volatile> heh
15:24 <Volatile> 'CANNOT... LS.. IN /DEV'
15:24 <@chrism> hahaha
15:24 <@chrism> CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
15:24 <Volatile> heh
15:31 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/NTAWb.jpg
15:32 <phobosd> lol
15:32 <sampson> SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK me.dry.
15:32 <m1k[3y]>
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/181063-1/Friday_50cent_Bert.gif
15:32 <phobosd> hahaha
15:34 <tronyx> so, i bought assassin's creed BH on steam, but
shouldn't i be able to install it?
15:34 <tronyx> i know it will be locked, but i thought you
could DL the content and stuff
15:35 <phobosd> depends on the game, i think
15:35 <phobosd> some will let you pre DL it
15:37 <tronyx> OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
steam://install/48190
15:37 <Volatile> ?
15:38 <tronyx> idk
15:38 <tronyx> it's downloading though
15:38 <tronyx> thanks to my sick hax0matic
15:38 <phobosd> tronyx just hacked the planet
15:38 <tronyx> ^
15:38 <tronyx> all i do, urrday
15:39 <Volatile> you're preloading assassins creed
brotherhood
15:39 <Volatile> congrats.
15:40 <tronyx> yea but like, hax style
15:40 <tronyx> know what i mean?
15:40 <Volatile> how's that?
15:40 <Volatile> using the steam emulator?
15:40 <Volatile> it's still encrypted ;P
15:40 <Volatile> you'll need someone to leak the AES key
15:40 <tronyx> well
15:40 <tronyx> phobosd: can you explain this to Volatile
15:41 <tronyx> it's hax dude
15:41 <Volatile> k?
15:41 <tronyx> k
15:41 <Volatile> i know a fair bit about steam
15:41 <tronyx> i was just joking because i couldn't see how
to preload AC brotherhood
15:42 <tronyx> but i preloaded it and i was pleased with
myself
15:42 <Volatile> ohz
15:42 <Volatile> i see.
15:42 <Volatile> you can download pretty much anything from
steam with the steam emulator
15:42 <Volatile> preloaded stuff is encrypted tho
15:42 <Volatile> ..the keys are regularly leaked once the
product is released
15:43 <tronyx> interesting
15:43 <Volatile> get caught doing that tho, and valve will
lock everything you ever bought
15:43 <tronyx> yea i'd rather stay on the up and up with
steam
15:43 <Volatile> yeh
15:43 <tronyx> i think steam is good, i will pay for their
things
15:43 <phobosd> yah steam is pretty tits
15:44 <Volatile> i did some RSE on the steam friends
15:44 <Volatile> ..but that's about it
15:44 <tronyx> looking forward to trying out the AC online
play
15:44 <Volatile> im quite aware of all the underhanded stuff
that people do tho
15:44 <tronyx> it looks pretty cool from the videos
15:44 <Volatile> it's really easy to get everything from the
steam store.
15:44 <Volatile> like mass download
15:44 <tronyx> plus, they have a cloud
15:45 <Volatile> if you've ever seen people get their account
stolen, people use stolen accounts for downloads, so they dont look
as suspicious to valve
15:45 <Volatile> apparently valve tends to notice people
downloading apps they havent purchased when they have no purchase
history
15:58 <kawaiiblu> hahahahaha electric toothbrush
http://i.imgur.com/JVQPi.jpg
15:58 <Volatile> loo
16:08 <@chrism> lol
16:09 <jeffm> haha
16:12 <sampson> dear webmasters: hold onto your ssl
certificates and keys
16:12 <sampson> not my responsibility
16:13 <Volatile> whatever. it's not like they're generated
with secret information that can't be reproduced.
16:13 <sampson> kawaiiblu: i always knew you were
inventive
16:13 <Volatile> ...
16:13 <kawaiiblu> lol
16:13 <kawaiiblu> i have a sonicare
16:13 <Volatile> you can clean the inside-back of your vagina
with it too!
16:14 <Volatile> heavy period? sonicare!
16:14 <sampson> lol
16:17 <kawaiiblu> oh that's so gross
16:18 <Volatile> hah
16:18 <Volatile> yep.
16:19 <@chrism> whose ovaries need a bit of
dusting/cleaning?
16:19 <@chrism> lol
16:19 <Volatile> haha
16:19 <@chrism> THAR BE THE TOOL
16:19 <Volatile> shake the dustbunnies off
16:30 <sampson> just stoled angry birds RIO
16:31 <Volatile> shit brah!
16:39 <@chrism> ya know, I hate it when someone asks you to
do a super spare/basic outline of something fairly complex
16:39 <@chrism> My head just can't do that
16:39 <@chrism> lol
16:40 <SidWork> I step away from a few minutes and you guys
are talking about cleaning Vagina's?
16:40 <SidWork> wow
16:41 <Volatile> Vagina's what?
16:41 <Volatile> who is this Vagina person you're referring
to?
16:41 <Volatile> :P
16:41 <@chrism> grammar nazi win
16:41 <Volatile> haha
16:41 <Volatile> or, i should say
16:41 <Volatile> who is this vagina person your referring
too
16:41 <Volatile> heh
16:41 <@chrism> to
16:41 <Volatile> ?
16:42 <Volatile> i purposely used "your" and "too"
16:42 <SidWork> <Volatile> you can clean the
inside-back of your vagina with it too!
16:42 <@chrism> oh
16:42 <@chrism> gotcha
16:42 <@chrism> IGI
16:42 <Volatile> a guy i know, spells "want" "whant"
16:42 <@chrism> why?
16:42 <Volatile> because he's dumb.
16:42 <@chrism> fair nuff
16:43 <SidWork> What??
16:43 <SidWork> That is just wrong!
16:44 <Volatile> he must have never read a single book
16:44 <Volatile> i'm sure the word frequency of "want" is
pretty high
16:44 <Volatile> heh
16:45 <Volatile> like, i /want/ to smack him every time he
uses "whant"
16:45 <Volatile> heh
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16:45 <Volatile> sry, sid :((
16:45 <sampson> dog barking in the hall
16:45 <sampson> cat's all OH HELL NO
16:45 <Volatile> is it too much to ask for some peace and
quiet?
16:46 <Volatile> you need to get a tophat for your cat,
sam
16:46 <Volatile> that tie, with a tophat.. and/or monocle..
geezuz.
16:46 <Volatile> you need to get a tophat for your cat,
sam
16:46 <Volatile> erf
16:47 <Volatile>
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Dropping-a-Log.aspx
16:47 <Volatile> haha
16:47 <sampson> i was thinking a fedora
16:47 <Volatile> i love that article title
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16:50 <Volatile> this won't end well.
16:50 <Chinese_l> hello
16:50 <Volatile> hio
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16:50 <Volatile> loo?
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16:52 <Chinese_l> hi
16:52 <Volatile> hio
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16:52 <Volatile> haha
16:52 <@chrism> FIGHTING THE GREAT FIREWALL FOR IRC
PROFIT
17:12 <sampson> OMG 10.6.7
17:12 <sampson> DOWNLOAD GOOOO
17:13 <@chrism> ya know, I hate the entire fucking concept of
"having to learn a wiki"
17:14 <sampson> [[fuck you]]
17:14 <sampson> did cpanel launch an internal wiki or
something
17:14 <@chrism> we've had one for awhile, but i've been lucky
at being able to avoid the shit out of it
17:19 <@chrism>
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110321/ap_on_hi_te/us_at_t_t_mobile_usa_phones;_ylt=AiNSo34rL2BoSjCgNRgmJWJH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTNmb2NkNjhiBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTEwMzIxL3VzX2F0X3RfdF9tb2JpbGVfdXNhX3Bob25lcwRjY29kZQNtcF9lY184XzEwBGNwb3MDOARwb3MDOARzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA2F0dHQtbW9iaWxlMw--
17:19 <@chrism> ack
17:19 <@chrism> but yeah
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17:19 <@chrism> wtf
17:20 <@chrism> oh
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110321/ap_on_hi_te/us_at_t_t_mobile_usa_phones
17:20 <@chrism> w/o tracking code lol
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17:29 <@chrism> a certain level of "fuckit" has been hit. I
just attached my doc to the wiki page instead of trying to recreate
all my formatting
17:29 <@chrism> done/done
17:29 <@chrism> lol
17:33 <phobosd> chrism: i sure hope they replace them for
me
17:34 <phobosd> oh, isee
17:34 <phobosd> over time, etc
17:34 <phobosd> so naturally will get replaced
17:34 <phobosd> nbd
17:35 <@chrism> yeah i'm curious to see how they handle
it
17:35 <@chrism> either a: fluidly, smoothly and at no
expense
17:35 <@chrism> b: CLUSTERFUCK ON FIRE LEAVING MILLIONS
WITHOUT 3G
17:35 <@chrism> given that it's AT&T, I'm expecting B
17:35 <@chrism> =P
17:36 <phobosd> yah not too excited about this aquisition
17:36 <phobosd> i'm not going to lie
17:37 <sampson> im p happy w/ my verizon service
17:37 <sampson> aaaaaand that's the last thing i needed to do
today
17:37 <sampson> time to get naked and listen to heavy metal
bye
17:38 <mrtyfrdm> im thinking the merger won't be approved
17:38 <mrtyfrdm> my $.02
17:44 <scofflaw> i'm thinking ATT Rulez
17:44 <sampson> scofflaw 10.6.7 just dropped
17:45 <sampson> u excited?
17:45 <scofflaw> i dunno
17:45 <scofflaw> whats in it
17:45 <scofflaw> should i be?
17:45 <scofflaw> i'll be excited about Lion, rawr
17:45 <sampson> imma lion in bed
17:45 <sampson> that excite you?
17:45 * scofflaw *nods*
17:45 <sampson> hot
17:45 <sampson> k im outtie bai
17:45 <scofflaw> male.com
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19:07 <sampson> got a $7 vps
19:07 <sampson> we'll see hwo it is
19:08 <sampson> they totally ganked our likeness for their
company too
19:08 <sampson> www.hosthop.com
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19:39 <n|cotine> ooooo Managed Enterprise Vyatta
Firewalls
19:40 <phobosd> WAT DOES THE HOP IN THE NAME MEAN
19:40 <phobosd> LIKE BEER HOPS?
19:40 <n|cotine> MEANS T HEY JUST HOPPED OFF YORU MOM
19:40 <phobosd> OH LOL
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19:45 <n|cotine> phobosd: You see the picture of kzimmerman
in the sun times today?
19:46 <phobosd> no, i heard of the article though
19:46 <phobosd> link me
19:46 <n|cotine> I THINK I'VE SEEN THAT FACILITY
19:46 <n|cotine>
http://www.suntimes.com/technology/guy/4373615-452/lack-of-natural-disasters-helps-make-chicago-keeper-of-web-based-data.html
19:46 <somedude> lol
19:46 <somedude> ye ye
19:46 <somedude> jinx it
19:47 <phobosd> LOOKS FAMILIAR
19:47 <phobosd> i'm trying out this '30 minute marinade' on
these steaks
19:47 <somedude> phobosd
19:47 <phobosd> the butcher at jewel recommends it
19:47 <somedude> u read about jordan right
19:47 <phobosd> i know, jewel
19:47 <phobosd> and 30 min marinade
19:47 <phobosd> but imma try it anyway
19:47 <n|cotine> wow
19:47 <n|cotine> jewel has the worst meat dept in the
city
19:47 <phobosd> somedude: which thing about jordan
19:47 <somedude> engagement!
19:47 <phobosd> hah! no way
19:47 <somedude> ye
19:47 <phobosd> how do you know jordan?
19:47 <somedude> i had a word with her today
19:47 <phobosd> nice
19:47 <somedude> lol
19:48 <phobosd> i saw it coming a mile away
19:48 <somedude> she has it on fb too :~
19:48 <phobosd> glad they sealed the deal :)
19:48 <somedude> haha
19:48 <somedude> i met kawaii as well
19:48 <somedude> once!
19:49 <somedude> hmm perhaps it was ragesong
19:49 <somedude> lol
19:49 <phobosd> oh, did we meet in a bar?
19:49 <somedude> i forget .. was drunk
19:49 <phobosd> are you african american?
19:49 <somedude> noo
19:49 <phobosd> hrm k
19:49 <somedude> that was brandon
19:49 <n|cotine> wait what?
19:49 <phobosd> not u
19:49 <phobosd> another brandon
19:49 <somedude> haha
19:49 <n|cotine> THERE CAN BE ONLy ONE
19:49 <somedude> orly
19:49 <somedude> shit
19:49 <n|cotine> Yes, and I have Queen playing right now to
reinforce it.
19:50 <somedude> should i go out tonight
19:50 <phobosd> yes
19:50 <somedude> hmm
19:50 <somedude> im not sure if im over the flu yet
19:50 <somedude> feel like shit
19:50 <n|cotine> Come out with me
19:50 <somedude> on the other hand , gf is out of town
19:50 <somedude> ^_^
19:50 <n|cotine> I'll give you a chest cold, you give me the
flu
19:50 <somedude> w00t
19:50 <n|cotine> We're both out of work two more days
19:50 <somedude> tru tru
19:50 <somedude> lol
19:55 <n|cotine> Either karl lost some weight since I last
saw him, or they have a really forgiving photographer
19:56 <phobosd> photoshop.exe
19:56 <phobosd> sorry
19:56 <phobosd> ps.exe
19:56 <n|cotine> Ps
19:59 <n|cotine> Neal Stephenson is writing a novel about
gold farming.
19:59 <n|cotine> WTF
20:08 <phobosd> ISK
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20:28 <phobosd> ok that marinade
20:28 <phobosd> is pretty fucking good
20:50 <kawaiiblu> SingleHoPron just IMed me lol
20:50 <phobosd> that's ron
20:50 <kawaiiblu> yes i know
20:50 <kawaiiblu> that's why i said lol
20:51 <kawaiiblu> it's funny because i ALWAYS ignore him
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20:52 <sampson> this chewy bar is not very chewy.
20:52 <sampson>
http://www.kashi.com/products/chewy_granola_bars_peanut_peanut_butter
20:52 <sampson> (not chewy)
20:53 <sampson> terrylsavage commented on this. about 1 month
ago
20:53 <sampson> I don’t understand. these
are not chewy at all????
20:53 <sampson> HEH
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22:33 <sampson>
http://www.kevinandamanda.com/recipes/dinner/bacon-cheeseburger-chicken.html#ixzz1HI91l0c6
22:33 <sampson> i bet this bitch is fat as fuuuuuck
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23:30 <Orb_> That's the trifecta of meat.
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