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#Chicago on Tuesday, March 22, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/21/windows-phone-7-hack-brings-instant-app-resumption-mobile-multi/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU4QuP--FnU&
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8kiGSY6jqc
http://i.imgur.com/ykkZP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Fhw4d.jpg
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_hops_related_to_cannabis
http://www.macrumors.com/2011/03/18/ipad-2-wife-says-no-but-apple-says-yes/
http://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/g8i74/hr_posed_me_this_question_how_do_we_rate_the/
http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_wall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzOB7kef8ZA
http://memegenerator.net/Futurama-Fry/ImageMacro/4630476/Cant-tell-if-trolling-or-just-very-stupid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc0trwHSRIA
http://i.imgur.com/ygwxQ.png
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g8yhu/i_heard_an_seo_joke/
http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20110321172008657
http://www.kokezaru.net/xmatrix.jpg
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GX8B34
http://www.newfrenchstore.com/ciabattaroll.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWi7nG_45BU
http://www.ibuypower.com/Store/Gamer_Paladin_E860
http://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism
http://soundcloud.com/djsfrommars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw
http://i.imgur.com/Nsm3G.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9wQZo.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/3-20-11-htc-thunderbolt-extended-battery.jpg


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Tue Mar 22 00:00:37 2011
00:29 <Orb_> ok, g'nite all.
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08:11 <Volatile> morning
08:15 <scofflaw> top of the day to ya
08:16 <Volatile> dewp
08:16 <Volatile> AAPL is suing AMZN
08:16 <Volatile> heh
08:17 <Volatile> don't fuck with the inventor of the "App"
08:17 <scofflaw> sue errbody
08:17 <Volatile> amazon put up an "App store"
08:17 <Volatile> this has offended the mighty AAPL
08:18 <@scrim> do they actually HAVE the trademark, or did they just apply for it?
08:18 <@scrim> also morning
08:18 <Volatile> don't know
08:18 <Volatile> i'm assuming they have some legal precent for filing the suit
08:18 <Volatile> i doubt AAPL would file a lawsuit if they didn't have something.
08:18 <Volatile> AMZN isn't a tiny company that'll just fall over for a silly lawsuit
08:20 <@scrim> yeah
08:21 <@scrim> looks like MS is fighting the trademark claim too
08:21 <@scrim> guess they almost have to sue
08:21 <@scrim> if they let someone high profile like amazon go on it, they'll hurt their original claim
08:28 <tronyx> morning
08:29 <Volatile> hio
08:29 <Volatile> bbiab. hittin' teh pave!
09:16 <Orb_> you're going to ride a bike?
09:42 <Volatile> no
09:42 <Volatile> running.
09:55 <sampson> hey chrism wanna move back to the uk? :D
10:08 <tronyx> i love mixcloud
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10:26 <tronyx> anyone have a web server i can run a tool against?
10:26 <tronyx> actually, nvm
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10:39 <sampson> CAN'T BREATHE RIGHT NOW
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10:42 <Volatile> ?
10:42 <sampson> tool hour
10:45 <tronyx> some seriously shit connection speed right now
10:51 <sampson> http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/21/windows-phone-7-hack-brings-instant-app-resumption-mobile-multi/
10:51 <tronyx> ok, let's have secks
10:51 <sampson> mebbe
10:51 <tronyx> cd arachni
10:53 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU4QuP--FnU&
10:53 <sampson> that has to be the best commercial i've seen in a while
10:53 <tronyx> CLONING ME SOME GITS!
10:54 <tronyx> ok, time to look busy
10:54 <tronyx> full screen terminal ./configure on mysql source code
10:54 <tronyx> BAM!
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10:56 <phobosd> LOOKIN GOOD TRONYX
10:56 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8kiGSY6jqc
10:56 <sampson> these sony commercials are hilarious
10:56 <sampson> target demographic: me
10:56 <sampson> too bad android sucks
10:57 <m1k[3y]> i'd hit it
11:05 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/ykkZP.jpg
11:05 <@chrism> lol
11:05 <tronyx> lmao
11:05 <Volatile> loo
11:06 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/Fhw4d.jpg hah decent homebrew labels
11:06 <@chrism> I like the Octoroktoberfest
11:07 <sampson> needs more animes
11:07 <tronyx> hey, chrism
11:07 <@chrism> I like the idea of beer labels for homebrew
11:07 <tronyx> can i ask a favor / request a preventative measure?
11:07 <@chrism> but it just seems like a PITA when you go through 'em so fast
11:07 <@chrism> favor? MAYBE
11:07 <tronyx> i know you're a big beer guy and homebrewing, so let me ask that you do this for me
11:08 <tronyx> when i used to work at goose island, we had a lot of homebrewers come in and they thought they were cool. not saying you're one of those dudes, but keep that in mind. for example, people would come in and ask us what kind hops was in beer X. I'd say, oh it's styrian goldings and they'd go on and on about how they could have sworn they were tasting british columbian goldings
11:09 <tronyx> nobody gives a fuck, so just drink it and shut the fuck up
11:09 <tronyx> please don't be that beer guy
11:09 <@chrism> hahah
11:09 <@chrism> I'll def. ask questions at a craft brew place, cause that's how you learn
11:09 <@chrism> but i'll never try to correct someone or whatever
11:09 <tronyx> yea but don't circle jerk about your beer knowledge
11:09 <@chrism> Def. not trying to trhrow the e-dick on the table or something ya know? But if I have a legit question, it's a rare opportunity to talk to other people in the know
11:10 <tronyx> that's what i was getting at. i love(d) talking beer but once someone wants to wax their hop knowledge, they immediately lose all credibility
11:10 <@chrism> if that makes sense
11:10 <@chrism> aah yeah
11:10 <tronyx> walk that line and WALK IT FINELY SIR
11:10 <@chrism> lol
11:10 <@chrism> tbh I have a LOT to learn about hops
11:10 <@chrism> so many different varieties
11:10 <tronyx> it all smells like week
11:10 <tronyx> *weed
11:10 <tronyx> and tastes delicious
11:10 <@chrism> hah kinda does
11:10 <tronyx> iirc it's related to cannibus
11:10 <@chrism> a lot of common chemicals between hops and weed
11:10 <@chrism> yeah same genus I think
11:12 <@chrism> decent answer i guess: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_hops_related_to_cannabis
11:12 <tronyx> The genus Cannabis was formerly placed in the Nettle (Urticaceae) or Mulberry (Moraceae) family, but is now considered along with hops (Humulus sp.) to belong to the Hemp family (Cannabaceae).
11:12 <tronyx> word
11:12 <@chrism> a lot of the chemicals that lend hops their citrussy or whatever smell/taste are present in good nug, that's why good nug has a piney taste or organg-ish taste sometimes
11:13 <tronyx> i wouldn't know. i am not a criminal like you!
11:14 <@chrism> lol
11:14 <@chrism> fair nuff
11:14 <tronyx> what's next? gonna pull a knife on me, dopehead??????
11:14 <@chrism> DOPEHEAD
11:14 <tronyx> hahahaha
11:15 <tronyx> surrounded by PCI QSA's sitting around circle jerking about standards
11:16 <tronyx> wc -l *
11:16 <tronyx> FUCK
11:16 <sampson> sister rapi-firing txt messages because she just bought herself a new phone
11:16 <sampson> she was like I WANT ANDROID BUT I DON'T WANT TO PAY $500
11:16 <Volatile> http://www.macrumors.com/2011/03/18/ipad-2-wife-says-no-but-apple-says-yes/
11:16 <Volatile> loo
11:16 <sampson> so i told her to get a lg optimus off ebay
11:16 <sampson> so she's like OMG I GOT ONE FOR $150
11:16 <sampson> BLAHLBAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
11:17 <@chrism> hah that's awesome
11:17 <@chrism> vol that is
11:17 <tronyx> vol is awesome
11:17 <tronyx> he has a huge thingy
11:17 <Volatile> pmuch.
11:17 * Volatile sips his coffee
11:18 <tronyx> with his huge wang!
11:18 <tronyx> like an elephant
11:18 <tronyx> you just dip it on in there and slurp it up
11:18 <tronyx> you nasty minx
11:19 <Volatile> trying to figure out why a stock i own, that reported a 60% increase year-over-year, is trading down over 4%
11:19 <Volatile> cannot.figure.out.
11:19 <tronyx> hackers i bet
11:19 <sampson> christ my sister is a MORON
11:19 <sampson> "I BOUGHT IT NEW"
11:20 <sampson> ".. what does bad esn mean?"
11:20 <sampson> I TOLD YOU STAY AWAY FROM BAD ESN
11:20 <sampson> fucking christ
11:21 <tronyx> is your sister hot?
11:21 <Volatile> does she like men as much as you do?
11:21 <Volatile> heh
11:21 <sampson> she's chunky
11:21 <sampson> and married
11:22 <tronyx> compliance people are rude
11:22 <Volatile> okay, any negatives?
11:22 <tronyx> what's her myspace sam?
11:22 <Volatile> i read that as "she looks like a woman" and "who the fuck cares"
11:23 <Volatile> heh
11:24 <Volatile> loo. you asked for myspace.
11:24 <Volatile> supar troll.
11:24 <sampson> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/73534_1634372350297_1566337369_2878363_6978016_n.jpg
11:24 <sampson> that's her and her husband
11:25 <Volatile> k. nm.
11:25 <Volatile> so.. how 'bout them bears
11:27 <m1k[3y]> bah
11:27 <m1k[3y]> go cubs?
11:27 <Volatile> heh
11:27 <Volatile> go straight to the fail.
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11:27 <@chrism> =(
11:27 <Volatile> chris...m jeff...m
11:27 <@chrism> ph34r
11:28 <Volatile> sampso...m
11:28 <m1k[3y]> not this year baby
11:28 <m1k[3y]> cubs!
11:28 <Volatile> m1k[3y], lawl.
11:28 <Volatile> you troll!
11:28 <Volatile> <1990> Not this year!
11:28 <Volatile> <1991> Not this year!
11:28 <m1k[3y]> hahha
11:28 <Volatile> <1992> Not this year!
11:28 <Volatile> <1993> Not this year!
11:28 <Volatile> etc
11:28 <m1k[3y]> one day :)
11:28 <Volatile> <2011> One day :)
11:29 <m1k[3y]> haha
11:29 <Volatile> <2020> Ah, fuck it.
11:29 <Volatile> Michael Jordan should buy the Cubs, and put them down.
11:30 <m1k[3y]> half the problem with the cubs is that MLB won't let anyone good buy the team
11:30 <Volatile> The other half is the players.
11:30 <m1k[3y]> you need to be part of the old boy network in order to buy a baseball team
11:30 <@chrism> that and the mlb is flawed as shit
11:31 <m1k[3y]> good ownership = better players
11:31 <m1k[3y]> just ask the fuckign yankees
11:31 <@chrism> winning championships == better players
11:31 <Volatile> ..and the game is played in a flawed way
11:31 <@chrism> and yeah, the Yankees are everything that is wrong with baseball
11:31 <m1k[3y]> agree
11:31 <Volatile> Read, or look into, the book about baseball play statistics.
11:31 <@chrism> they should look to the NFL for a few hints... Salary caps, properly seeded drafts, etc
11:31 <@chrism> those two things would fix it up like woah
11:32 <@chrism> it would make the game fun again, small market ballclubs would actually have a shot in hell
11:32 <tronyx> i hate dealing with clients
11:32 <@chrism> and not just become a training ground for good athletes to go somewhere else
11:32 <Volatile> fck.. can't remember the name of the book!
11:33 <Volatile> some mathematician came up with an algorithm for the best way to play the game. baseball has static results for everything, unlike football, which is a messy affair.
11:34 <@chrism> baseball also has considerably more datapoints for stats crunching than football
11:34 <Volatile> well
11:34 <@chrism> (so many fucking games)
11:34 <@chrism> hehe
11:34 <Volatile> he rejected player stats
11:34 <Volatile> entirely
11:34 <Volatile> said they are totally incorrect
11:34 <@chrism> interesting
11:34 <Volatile> and his main thing was that you can get a run, not by your own work
11:34 <Volatile> a guy behind you in batting order can hit a home run
11:34 <Volatile> and run you in
11:34 <sampson> lol
11:34 <tronyx> why isn't it lunch time yet
11:35 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/g8i74/hr_posed_me_this_question_how_do_we_rate_the/ "how do we piss your employees off so they quit"
11:35 <Volatile> and stats do not take errors into account accordingly
11:35 <Volatile> he re-generated stats for thousands of players
11:35 <Volatile> but his main gripe was how oldschool coaches ran strategy
11:36 <Volatile> they'd walk 'star hitters'
11:36 <Volatile> even though for every base a player gets, the chances of a run coming in are higher
11:36 <Volatile> more runs against you = more chance to loose the game
11:36 <Volatile> he said that coaches tend to view the game as won by runs
11:37 <Volatile> instead of by prevented runs
11:37 <Volatile> and that's why they lose
11:37 <Volatile> because baseball is won by preventing runs, not by making them
11:37 <m1k[3y]> well, yeah, that is part of the game i suppose. it has always been like that.
11:38 <@chrism> the age old question of Defense vs. Offense
11:38 <@chrism> a lot of coaches say that ti's a solid defense that'll get you a ring at the end of the season
11:39 <@chrism> at least NFL stylee
11:39 <@chrism> like, The pats are a *perfect* example of that
11:39 <Volatile> well
11:39 <Volatile> this guy's stats never allow for stealing, or purposely walking
11:39 <Volatile> and every team does that
11:39 <@chrism> Hell, the fact that the Bears do what they do consistently is another testament to that
11:40 <Volatile> meh.. can't find this shit
11:40 <Volatile> heh
11:40 <Volatile> like 4 years ago there was a 2hr documentary about the guy who came up with it on TLC
11:40 <Volatile> back when TLC wasn't like Oxygen network
11:40 <Volatile> ..when you learned something.
11:40 <@chrism> Meh all the tv stations suck complete ass right now
11:41 <@chrism> fucking horrible tbh
11:41 <@scrim> he's not factoring in the business of baseball, a 1-0 game is yes a win, but boring
11:41 <Volatile> Science channel is still pgood
11:41 <Volatile> scrim, business of baseball is winning.
11:41 <Volatile> especially in baseball
11:41 <Volatile> where players are overpaid
11:41 <Volatile> ;P
11:41 <@chrism> Science channel is now showing re-runs of sci-fi shows
11:41 <@chrism> and shitty ones at that
11:41 <@chrism> *cough* firefly *cough*
11:41 <sampson> yeah well syfy is no longer running anything worth a shit
11:41 <sampson> so meh
11:42 <@scrim> i think every sport should take a 50% revenue cut across the board, we waste too much on it as a society, but clearly i'm in the minority on that
11:42 <@chrism> yeah but that's a shitty reason for the science channel to run science fiction =(
11:43 <Volatile> yeah
11:43 <Volatile> that's pretty funny
11:43 <Volatile> firefly isn't that bad
11:43 <@scrim> all these channels are caught in the corporate growth thing, where they have to grow their audience or they suck
11:43 <Volatile> it was only like 5 episodes anyway
11:43 <Volatile> ;P
11:43 <@scrim> so they make "mass market shows" instead of filling the niche they were good at
11:43 <@chrism> the fucking fact that googling "Science Channel" autocompletes with "Science Channel Firefly" says it all
11:43 <@chrism> =\
11:43 <Volatile> haha
11:44 <@scrim> so we get a whole bunch of these nearly identical shitboxes
11:44 <Volatile> TV is trying to compete with the internet
11:44 <Volatile> TV has realized that fucktards can find way easier-to-digest "information" on the internet.
11:44 <Volatile> "I THINK X IS TRUE" -- "I FOUND SITE ON INTERNET THAT AGREES"
11:45 <@chrism> man, you know i really fucking hate the fact that any asshole thinks their an expert because they can monkeyfuck somewords into a search engine now
11:45 <@chrism> the other day, diff chan, someone posted a pic of saturn that someone took from here on earth, it was kinda neat
11:45 <@chrism> you could make out the rings, etc
11:45 <Volatile> http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/
11:45 <Volatile> they are quite serious.
11:46 <@chrism> some dude was like "WHAT PLANET IS THAT?" and we're like "Saturn yo, it has rings" He then spends 30 minutes showing how he was right by pointing out other planets that have ring like setups in our solar system
11:46 <Volatile> saturn isn't the only planet with rings, brah
11:46 <@chrism> and it's like "Dude, fuck off, okay nothing has rings like that other than saturn, it's what it's fuckign known for"
11:46 <Volatile> heh
11:47 <Volatile> there was a really awesome site in the 90s that was conspiracy theory shit.. can't remember.. had something to do with the fact that the earth was encased in a large ice ball
11:47 <@chrism> lol
11:47 <Volatile> ..and that the government was trying to cover this up
11:47 <Volatile> there were THOUSANDS Of people who believed it
11:47 <@chrism> of course
11:47 <@chrism> hahah
11:47 <Volatile> and they sat on the forums replying to people who contradicted this theory
11:47 <Volatile> the flat earth society is pretty awesome tho
11:48 <Volatile> they provide what they feel is scientific evidence, but they never try to explain all the contrary evidence away
11:48 <Volatile> they just kinda stick with 'flat earth!'
11:48 <@chrism> it boggles me that in todays day and age, they could even think that
11:48 <@chrism> i mean sure, 500 years ago, okay
11:48 <@chrism> i get it
11:49 <@chrism> but now? come the fuck on
11:49 <@chrism> you can take a picture and ONLY SEE ONE FUCKING SIDE OF THE PLANET
11:49 <m1k[3y]> that is a conspiracy!
11:49 <@chrism> yes, obviously
11:49 <@chrism> Obama is hiding the othe rhalf
11:49 <m1k[3y]> we did not land on the moon and 911 was an inside job
11:49 <@chrism> or something
11:50 <@chrism> yeah that's the other thing, you know you can SEE THE FUCKING FLAG we planetd up there from Earth based telescopes, htf do you argue with that?
11:50 <Volatile> Simoncini's 'crime' has been to discover that cancer is a fungus caused by Candida, a yeast-like organism that lives in the body in small amounts even in healthy people. The immune system keeps it under control normally, but when the Candida morphs into a powerful fungus some serious health problems can follow - including cancer.
11:50 <m1k[3y]> that is just the government tapping into your telescope
11:51 <Volatile> I FOUND IT
11:51 <@scrim> how can any society with airplanes argue about flat earth. on the internet
11:51 <Volatile> 1 sec.
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11:51 <@scrim> i have long suspected the flat earth people of being profesional trolls
11:51 <tronyx> chrism the shadows are wrong
11:51 <tronyx> so are the timestamps
11:51 <@chrism> good call
11:52 <@chrism> 'chopped
11:52 <tronyx> looks like someone needs to check their MACE attributes
11:52 <@scrim> chrism - and you can bounce lasers off the reflectors we put up there
11:52 <Volatile> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_wall
11:52 <Volatile> hahahha
11:52 <Volatile> * According to the Flat Earth Society the Ice Wall is a 150-foot-tall (46 m) wall that encloses the perimeter of a flat, circular earth. Said to be formed by intense cold and pressure, this is used to explain why the ocean doesn't fall off the edge of the world on the flat earth.
11:52 <@scrim> what holds that up? turtles?
11:52 <@chrism> w-hat
11:53 <Volatile> dude
11:53 <Volatile> these guys are *not* trolls
11:53 <Volatile> they believe this shit.
11:53 <Volatile> there are dudes that travel around speaking passionately about it
11:53 <@scrim> that's your problem right there, same with religion, you're arguing against irrational belief
11:53 <@scrim> there's no winning
11:53 <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzOB7kef8ZA
11:53 <Volatile> Expedition to the Ice Wall
11:53 <@chrism> http://memegenerator.net/Futurama-Fry/ImageMacro/4630476/Cant-tell-if-trolling-or-just-very-stupid
11:53 <@scrim> so if I took the head of this group and kidnapped him
11:54 <@scrim> and stuck him on a B2 or something with a super long range
11:54 <Volatile> ok
11:54 <Volatile> here's the real one
11:54 <@scrim> and flew around teh world non-stop
11:54 <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc0trwHSRIA
11:54 <Volatile> him talking.
11:54 <@scrim> would his head explode?
11:54 <Volatile> Flat Earth Society, interview with Daniel Shenton, President of the
11:55 <@chrism> oh i was fully wrong apparently, you *can't* see the flag from earth
11:55 <@chrism> mybad thar
11:55 <Volatile> eh
11:55 <Volatile> not with terrestrial scopes
11:55 <@scrim> yeah you can't
11:55 <@scrim> but the reflectors you can
11:55 <Volatile> ..but they do have a reflector on the moon
11:55 <Volatile> exactly
11:55 <Volatile> you can aim a laser at a specific location on the moon, and it will reflect back
11:56 <@scrim> clearly a government plot
11:56 <tronyx> damn dude
11:56 <tronyx> this guy is nuts
11:56 <Volatile> yes
11:56 <Volatile> he is.
11:56 <Volatile> and he *really* believes it
11:56 <@scrim> what happens if you show him a gps?
11:56 <Volatile> he believes it just as much as the people who think they have fibers growing in their body
11:56 <Volatile> his defense to everything is that it's just "not proven"
11:56 <tronyx> if i was rich, i'd pay to put him on a space shuttle to see for himself
11:57 <Volatile> his idea of proven is he can udnerstand it.
11:57 <Volatile> which is the case for most ignorant fuckheads.
11:57 <Volatile> i dont know the entire process by which to make beer from scratch, but i know beer exists.
11:57 <Volatile> this fucktard would tell you beer doesnt exist if he didnt understand its origin
11:58 <@chrism> ya know, prior to the internet, there was at least a fucking barrier that kept this sort of idiocy at bay
11:58 <@chrism> to a certain degree that is
11:58 <@chrism> hehe
11:58 <@chrism> "What do you mean you can't find enough people to agree with you to donate money and get this published? SORRY STICK TO HANDOUTS ON THE SIDEWALK"
11:59 <tronyx> crazy that someone would believe that
11:59 <tronyx> i wonder what he'd say about electricity
12:00 <@chrism> or
12:00 <@chrism> fucking magnets
12:00 <tronyx> lor anything for that matter
12:00 <tronyx> the dude is batshit insane
12:05 <@chrism> oh man, they're testing out micromanagement stuff here now
12:05 <@chrism> and giving projects that are really fucking important to people with no exp. at all in this
12:05 <@chrism> i, sit back, headphones on and watch the calamity
12:06 <@chrism> like there's no way this next public build is not going to blow up
12:07 <tronyx> like the time that cpanel released an update that did some mysql voodoo and stopped the service with a kill -9 or something?
12:07 <tronyx> that was fucking awesome
12:07 <@chrism> haha
12:07 <tronyx> i remember that night, it was awful
12:07 <@chrism> oh this is even better
12:07 <tronyx> midnight rolled around, was getting to wrap up my shift and then BAM, critical mysql alerts all over the place
12:07 <@chrism> QA hasn't reviewed any cases for this next build, and dev was told "okay you have to write and test your own code"
12:08 <@chrism> QA is now "testing the product" so we dont' know what changed, just to beat around on it and see if anything gets flushed out
12:08 <@chrism> heh
12:08 <@chrism> before we'd do reviews commit by commit, so you *knew* each addition to the product had been put through it's paces
12:08 <@chrism> but now, this,, KABLOOOOEY
12:08 <sampson> wtfc
12:08 <sampson> fuck it
12:08 <@chrism> DO IT LIVE
12:11 <sampson> when someone goes IM HACKED FIX IT and i go no and reinstall and they go I HAVE NO BACKUPS
12:11 <sampson> i groan
12:12 <sampson> like UGGGGGGGGGGGH
12:12 <sampson> loud
12:12 <sampson> took this this morning http://i.imgur.com/ygwxQ.png
12:12 <sampson> gizmo is comfy
12:12 <m1k[3y]> hahha
12:12 <Volatile> geezuz
12:13 <Volatile> people in india do not know how to talk on a phone
12:13 <Volatile> constantly interrupting
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12:14 <@chrism> GODDAMN THESE HALF JAPANESE GIRLS... DO IT TO ME EVERY TIIIME
12:14 <@chrism> <3 Weezer
12:15 <phobosd> man
12:15 <phobosd> dude
12:15 <phobosd> man
12:15 <@chrism> WOOOO
12:15 <@chrism> MAAAAAN
12:15 <@chrism> w-hat
12:24 <sampson> # netstat -na | grep :80 | wc -l
12:24 <sampson> 16669
12:24 <sampson> gat dam
12:25 <Volatile> # netstat -an | grep :80 | wc -l
12:25 <Volatile> 3
12:25 <Volatile> holy fucjk
12:25 <Volatile> !
12:33 <Volatile> wow
12:33 <Volatile> crysis 2 reviews coming in
12:33 <Volatile> ..and they aren't bad.
12:33 <@chrism> BREAKING
12:34 <@chrism> you gotta prefix it with that
12:34 <Volatile> loo
12:34 <Volatile> do it CNN style
12:35 <Volatile> BREAKING NEWS (from twelve hours ago)
12:35 <Volatile> JUST IN (yesterday)
12:36 <Volatile> haha
12:36 <Volatile> apparently the DRM on the PC version is pretty strict
12:36 <Volatile> people are reporting they replaced a RAM chip, and the install locked
12:36 <Volatile> and they had to use up another installation
12:37 <@chrism> wow.
12:40 ..: mode/#chicago [-b meapl*!*@*] by Rummy
12:41 <@chrism> lol meaple came back?
12:41 <@chrism> wasn't he that weird canadian stalker dude?
12:41 <@chrism> or was that jigsaw
12:42 <Volatile> dunno
12:42 <Volatile> orb placed the stupid nick ban
12:42 <Volatile> ;P
12:42 <Volatile> like over a year ago
12:44 <sampson> jigsaw
12:44 <sampson> he has no reason to live since kunt's engaged
12:47 <tronyx> crysis 2 mp was awful
12:47 <sampson> shocking
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12:49 <m1k[3y]> kunt is engaged?
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12:50 <Volatile> tronyx, supposedly the full MP is better than the demo
12:50 <Volatile> ..but the whole demo was terribad.
12:50 <Volatile> i can't imagine it being any worse.
12:51 <tronyx> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g8yhu/i_heard_an_seo_joke/
12:51 <tronyx> the worst thing about the demo was the uhhhh invisible shit
12:51 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Nov2008:[11:12] <Jigsaw_> if obama wins on Tues, this bulding is for sale on Wed
12:51 <tronyx> not a crysis player so idk what it's called, but that thing was so fucking imbalanced
12:51 <@chrism> hahaha
12:52 <Volatile> maybe that's why we haven't heard from him
12:52 <Volatile> heh
12:52 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Apr2009:[11:47] <ragesong> I just hate jigsaw's penis
12:52 <Volatile> ?
12:52 <@chrism> weird
12:52 <@chrism> lol
12:53 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Feb2009:[11:41] <Jigsaw_> I'm back
12:53 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Feb2009:[11:42] <Jigsaw_> nigga pls!!!
12:53 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Feb2009:[11:42] <Jigsaw_> nigga yeah!!!!
12:53 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Feb2009:[11:42] <Jigsaw_> nigga who????
12:53 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Feb2009:[11:42] <Jigsaw_> I love niggas!!!!
12:53 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.01Feb2009:[11:42] <Jigsaw_> jordan I want to tie you up on my bed and violet you repeatedly
12:53 <tronyx> lmao
12:53 <Volatile> i just... have to grep for 'fat'
12:54 <Volatile> damn
12:54 <Volatile> all he talks about is black people
12:54 <Volatile> even grepping for 'fat' i see all this racist shit
12:54 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.04Dec2008:[16:27] <Jigsaw__> omg, this fat negroid on Law & Order is most annoying
12:54 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21Oct2008:[02:43] <Jigsaw_> there's a fat nig on prisonbreak
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12:54 <tronyx> who is that guy
12:55 <Volatile> a banned douche.
12:55 <Volatile> canadian no doubt
12:55 <sampson> he was this creepy dude from canada
12:55 <sampson> that constantly hit on kunt
12:55 <sampson> although i hit on mattman all the time but it's because he's engaged to me
12:55 <sampson> and it makes randy jealous
12:56 <Volatile> loo
12:56 <@chrism> http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20110321172008657
12:56 <Volatile> meaple is *not* jigsaw
12:56 <@chrism> lol
12:56 <Volatile> btw.
12:56 <sampson> like srsly
12:56 <sampson> anything jigsaw said revolved around kunt's vagina
12:56 <sampson> and he had never been to chicago in his life
12:57 <Volatile> all lines that start with <Jigsaw*> vix
12:58 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.11Dec2008:[13:54] <Jigsaw__> vixkunt let's make a porno
12:58 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.12Jan2009:[14:30] <Jigsaw__> vixkunt show your tits!
12:58 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.12Nov2008:[19:49] <Jigsaw_> vixkunt you there?
12:58 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.13Jan2009:[09:52] <Jigsaw__> vixkunt are you high maintenance?
12:58 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.13Jan2009:[12:49] <Jigsaw__> vixkunt do you like to eat?
12:58 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.13Jan2009:[12:55] <Jigsaw__> vixkunt do you like KFC?
12:58 <Volatile> 331
12:58 <Volatile> heh
12:58 <sampson> hahaha
12:58 <Volatile> xmatrix was the best stalker
12:58 <Volatile> she was going to come to america!
12:59 <Volatile> i just had to send her thousands of dollars
12:59 <@scrim> ahah
12:59 <sampson> was that the one that phobosd constantly trolled
12:59 <Volatile> she promised me the best sex.
12:59 <sampson> like instantly when they joined GAME WAS FUCKING ON
12:59 <@scrim> just pay for her first class ticket?
12:59 <Volatile> well
12:59 <Volatile> i told her i'd come to russia
12:59 <Volatile> but i needed some proof
12:59 <Volatile> so she sent me naked pics.
12:59 <Volatile> ..and i was like 'who took the pic?'
12:59 <Volatile> she got all shifty
12:59 <Volatile> heh
12:59 <@scrim> OMG YOU"RE CHEATING ON ME
12:59 <@scrim> ahaha
13:00 <Volatile> then she started calling me a ckikken shit
13:00 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[13:18] <xmatrix> you americans are such pises of shit everybody cand beat you up even the most small kid
13:00 <@chrism> hahahaha
13:00 <@chrism> yes
13:00 <@chrism> PISE OF SHIT
13:00 <tronyx> lmfao
13:01 <Volatile> ohh
13:01 <Volatile> romania
13:01 <Volatile> whatever.
13:01 <Volatile> SAME PLANET.
13:02 <sampson> god damn
13:02 <sampson> i was like hm i should get a dock
13:02 <sampson> perhaps i should get the denon one for my ht
13:02 <sampson> $250
13:02 <Volatile> you wanna dock, sam?
13:02 <sampson> NO THANKS
13:02 <Volatile> you uncut, bro?
13:02 <sampson> for my phone
13:02 <sampson> sicko
13:02 <Volatile> hah
13:03 <Volatile> http://www.kokezaru.net/xmatrix.jpg
13:03 <Volatile> there she is!
13:04 <Volatile> look at that awesome calculator.
13:04 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.22May2009:[07:15] <eros289> learn english a little bit harder xmatrix
13:04 <Volatile> hahahah
13:05 <phobosd> loooool
13:05 <@chrism> sfw?
13:05 <phobosd> yah
13:05 <Volatile> yah
13:05 <phobosd> just her at her desk with some calculator from 1981
13:05 <@chrism> lol nice fucking calculator
13:05 <Volatile> the nsfw is kokezaru.net/xmatrix-tehn00d.jpg
13:05 <Volatile> blurry as fuck
13:05 <@chrism> so what was the gimmick? You send money for her to get here or something?
13:06 <Volatile> she was trying to scam me
13:06 <Volatile> so i 'fell' for it, in return for n00ds
13:06 <Volatile> when she figured out that her ploy failed, she started talking tons of shit.
13:06 <tronyx> pise of shit
13:06 <sampson> phobosd: who's the duder that you trolled the fuck out of any time they joined
13:06 <tronyx> even the smallest kid
13:07 <phobosd> sampson: um idk
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:32] <xmatrix> do you love me volatile??
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:32] <Volatile> xmatrix, where did you take this pic?
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:33] <xmatrix> in my bedroom the photo was taken by a friend
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:33] <xmatrix> he is a boy but hes just aa ffriend
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:33] <xmatrix> I LOVE YOU VOL
13:07 <sampson> like it wasn't even a hello
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:35] <xmatrix> do you love me vol??
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:37] <xmatrix> but i can be brunette for you vol pleassssssss
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[10:37] <vixkunt> xmatrix: volatile doesn't have room in his heart for you
13:07 <sampson> you two just went at each others throats
13:07 <Volatile> haha
13:07 <Volatile> wtf?
13:07 <phobosd> dadead?
13:07 <@chrism> OOH yeah that weird dude
13:07 <Volatile> phobo wasnt even around for this chick i dont think
13:07 <@scrim> oh god that guy
13:07 <@chrism> that couldn't type for shit
13:07 <phobosd> Volatile: nope
13:07 <@scrim> he's in another chan i'm in too
13:07 <@scrim> likes to talk to me
13:07 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[11:43] <ragesong> you do xmatrix unless you want to come make out with me.
13:07 <sampson> holy crap iphone docks are expensive
13:08 <sampson> i just wanted something to set the fucker in while it was at my computer
13:08 <sampson> $80
13:08 <sampson> NO THANKS
13:08 <@scrim> s/docks/*/g
13:08 <@chrism> how about just a cable?
13:08 <Volatile> eggdrop.log.21May2009:[12:54] <eros289> HEY YOU SHIT EATERS AND NOW TO YOU VOLATILE THAT FACT THAT YOUR MOTHER TOOK A LOT OF ANTYPAIN PILLS TO
13:08 <Volatile> KILL HERSELF WHEN SHE WAS PREGNAT WITH YOU DOES NOT ALLOW YOU TO INSULT PERSONS LIKE XMATRIX YOU RETARDED STINKY AMERICAN COWBOY I HATE CHICA
13:08 <Volatile> GO AND ALL OF YOU RETARDED NATIOMN FUCK AMERICA
13:08 <sampson> oh here we go $29
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13:09 <phobosd> Volatile: so full of win
13:09 <Volatile> the antypain pills part is, sadly, true
13:10 <tronyx> up the pain, with antypain!
13:10 <Volatile> she also was on antsypantsy pills too
13:10 <Volatile> cuz she had ants in her pants.
13:10 <tronyx> hey
13:10 <tronyx> Volatile: what's up with your bots not responding to me
13:11 <Volatile> the best part of the whole thing ,was that she was, completely by chance, using the nickname of a packet kid from 95
13:11 <Volatile> xmatrix was in TNT/phorce
13:11 <Volatile> tronyx, that would be because you aren't on them
13:11 <tronyx> who do i talk to in order to not get flood kicked?
13:12 <Volatile> i can assist you with that!
13:12 <tronyx> why thank you
13:13 <Volatile> [dcc(Piku)] .chmod tronyx +of #chicago
13:13 <Volatile> [Piku(dcc)] What? You need '.help'
13:13 <Volatile> lawl
13:14 <tronyx> there we go
13:14 <Volatile> there is no ident command.
13:15 <tronyx> you fucker
13:15 <tronyx> (12:13) -Piku(vol@ip-208-113-207-114.dreamhost.com)- All users: ADDHOST HELP IDENT INFO PASS VOICE WHO WHOIS
13:15 <phobosd> .chmod tronyx +dicksinmouth #chicago
13:15 <Volatile> yes, but i unbound it.
13:15 <phobosd> lawlawlawlawl
13:15 <Volatile> do not care what the help file says
13:15 <Volatile> ;P
13:15 ..: mode/#chicago [+o tronyx] by Piku
13:15 <@tronyx> OH SHIT!
13:15 <@tronyx> time to get policed
13:15 <@tronyx> welcome to #chicago police state bitches
13:16 <@tronyx> no deop?
13:16 <sampson> wtf
13:16 <phobosd> um no
13:16 <sampson> he gets +o and i don't?
13:16 <sampson> HATE HATE HATE
13:16 <@tronyx> your bot needs work Volatile
13:16 <sampson> own it
13:16 <@tronyx> need a linux program that can deop? i can help
13:16 ..: mode/#chicago [+o phobosd] by Piku
13:17 ..: mode/#chicago [-o tronyx] by tronyx
13:17 <tronyx> there we go
13:18 <tronyx> hi guys
13:18 <@phobosd> at least tronyx lives in chicago
13:18 <tronyx> YEA!
13:18 <@phobosd> much unlike 90% of this channel
13:18 <@phobosd> :|
13:18 ..: mode/#chicago [+o tronyx] by Piku
13:18 <@tronyx> gonna chill with my @
13:18 <@tronyx> like phobosd
13:18 <@phobosd> no bigs
13:18 * phobosd crosses arms.
13:18 <@tronyx> let
13:19 <@tronyx> *let's get some riff raff in here for me to ban
13:19 <sampson> now piku doesn't even listen to me anymore <//3
13:19 <sampson> heh /invite sentient #chicago
13:20 <sampson> MEH
13:20 <sampson> i got @ in #cpanel
13:20 <sampson> im p big in the hosting world
13:20 <sampson> more like the gay porn world
13:21 <@tronyx> i love your gay porn world sam
13:21 ..: mode/#chicago [-o tronyx] by tronyx
13:22 <Volatile> geezuz.. corporate people are doofuses
13:22 <tronyx> ok, let's get all 1999 up in here and have some channel wars
13:22 <tronyx> GET OUT YOUR BEST SCRIPTZ!
13:22 <Volatile> 'can you prove that this never happened via this report?'
13:22 <Volatile> 'no, because it never happens, there's nothing to report.'
13:22 <sampson> you were alive in 1999?
13:22 <Volatile> 'can you make the report show this anyway?'
13:22 <Volatile> 'sure'
13:23 <Volatile> +printf("0 duplicates\n");
13:23 <Volatile> 'here you go'
13:23 <Volatile> 'great!'
13:23 <tronyx> sam, you're like 2 years older than me
13:23 <tronyx> don't act all tough and old just because you're losing your hair
13:23 <tronyx> ICE
13:23 <sampson> i kno just playin fucknuts
13:23 <tronyx> BURN
13:23 <sampson> :(
13:23 <sampson> harsh bro
13:23 <tronyx> at least my nuts are fucking
13:23 <tronyx> DOUBLE ICE BURN
13:23 <tronyx> sorry sampson, you know i love you
13:24 <tronyx> and i know you love my quips. but we must be honest with ourselves. when i dole out the harshness, it must be distributed evenly
13:24 <sampson> <//3
13:24 <sampson> i am using my new baking sheets they rock
13:24 <tronyx> you see sampson, if i show favoritism towards you, others may see it as weakness and that could put our love in danger
13:24 <tronyx> what kind did you get sampson?
13:24 <sampson> sec
13:24 <Volatile> geezuz.. 'how do we prevent this from happening in the future?' 'dont do it.' 'but how do we prevent it?'
13:24 <sampson> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GX8B34
13:24 <Volatile> srs
13:25 <Volatile> these guys are essentially asking me how to prevent them from punching themselves in the head
13:25 <@chrism> VOL-WRATH
13:25 <tronyx> what pots/pans do you have? i need to get a proper set but i have a hard time justifying it because i do just about everything with a stock pot and a sautee pan
13:25 <Volatile> dont fucking punch yourself
13:25 <Volatile> heh
13:25 <sampson> that's a work in progress
13:25 <Volatile> you wont punch yourself unless you punch yourself!@
13:25 <Volatile> heh
13:25 <sampson> the ones i was going to get the seller was fucking me over
13:25 <sampson> so i returned them
13:25 <sampson> i'm looking at multi-ply
13:25 <tronyx> hmmmmm
13:25 <tronyx> i like where your head is at
13:26 <tronyx> gas or electric range sampson?
13:30 <@scrim> chicago metalics are supposed to be good
13:31 <sampson> electric unfortunately
13:31 <sampson> those baking sheets were highly rated tho and i was like fuck it $27? let's do this
13:31 <sampson> fuckers are solid
13:32 <sampson> my last set is all bent and fucked up
13:34 <tronyx> =/
13:37 <tronyx> MAN
13:37 <tronyx> just want to get my assassin's creed brotherhood going on
13:40 <sampson> i got these half-baked chiabatta roll things
13:40 <sampson> they're awesome for sandwhichs
13:40 <sampson> http://www.newfrenchstore.com/ciabattaroll.html
13:41 <tronyx> i recently bought a panini maker and i've been in love with it
13:43 <sampson> meh
13:43 <sampson> i'm not a big fan of <bleh> maker
13:44 <sampson> lord help me
13:44 <sampson> i had to write an appliescript to test something
13:44 <sampson> i just died a lil inside
13:44 <tronyx> the panini maker is a solid investment
13:45 <m1k[3y]> heh, we use applescript for the scripts that our editors use to upload images to our site
13:45 <m1k[3y]> that kind of makes me cry
13:45 <sampson> i used it to force safari to load 15 tabs of some urls
13:50 <tronyx> ASSASSIN'S MOTHER FUCKING CREED
13:50 <tronyx> WANT SOME
13:50 <Volatile> ?
13:50 <Volatile> dude.. the game isn't *that* awesome :\
13:51 <tronyx> hey Volatile, AC:BH
13:51 <tronyx> can you jump right into MP or do you need to play the game to get the feel?
13:51 <Volatile> yes
13:51 <Volatile> oh
13:51 <Volatile> you'll want to play the game for a bit
13:51 <Volatile> get through all the "tutorial" missions
13:51 <tronyx> you know, some may say it isn't that awesome, but i absolutely loved AC2
13:51 <tronyx> it's the perfect mix of MMO and action/adventure, murder and i like the roaming concept
13:52 <tronyx> i like to explore so i could spend quie a bit of itme just climbing around collecting feathers and shit
13:52 <Volatile> tronyx, get just cause 2
13:52 <Volatile> ;P
13:52 <Volatile> if you have a buff system, there's nothing like it
13:52 <tronyx> hmmmmm
13:52 <tronyx> don't know much about it
13:52 <Volatile> looking across the world and seeing something so far away, yet still so detailed, and knowing you can get there
13:52 <tronyx> got a TLDR?
13:52 <Volatile> instead of it being a backdrop
13:52 <tronyx> oh nice
13:52 <Volatile> the world is fucking huge
13:53 <tronyx> what about travel times? is that the game where it can take an hour to get from one place to another?
13:53 <tronyx> jumping out of planes and shit i think
13:53 <Volatile> it took me 25 minutes to get to the highest peak in the game via helicopter
13:53 <tronyx> was there anything up there?
13:53 <Volatile> yes
13:53 <Volatile> there was a secret
13:53 <Volatile> and an achievement
13:53 <tronyx> what was it
13:53 <Volatile> 'Top of the World'
13:53 <tronyx> oh man
13:53 <tronyx> i need this game
13:53 <tronyx> PC?
13:53 <Volatile> my only goal for going there
13:53 <Volatile> was to jump off
13:53 <Volatile> and try to parachute back across the world
13:53 <Volatile> haha
13:53 <Volatile> the game is VERY unrealistic about travel
13:54 <Volatile> but it's fun
13:54 <tronyx> unrealistic as in it's quicker or it takes way longer?
13:54 <Volatile> you have an unlimited supply of grappling hooks and parachutes
13:54 <tronyx> i'm sold
13:54 <Volatile> it's like super-over-the-top unrealistic
13:54 <Volatile> grapple-hook a tree, as you're flying at it, open parachute, fly up[ into air
13:54 <tronyx> i have so many boners right now just thinking about it
13:54 <Volatile> use grappling hook on nearby objects to pick up more speed
13:54 <Volatile> grapple hook two pedestrians together
13:54 <Volatile> and watch them cry as they try to get away
13:54 <tronyx> bionic command style. i can get down on that
13:54 <Volatile> yah
13:55 <tronyx> *commando
13:55 <tronyx> i think i will need to leave the office early today
13:55 <Volatile> i spent like literally 9 hours
13:55 <Volatile> playing just cause 2
13:55 <Volatile> not even really doing many missions
13:55 <Volatile> it's just fun to travel around in
13:55 <Volatile> explore
13:55 <Volatile> and i have a really beefy system, so i can max everything out
13:55 <Volatile> and it just looks amazing
13:56 <Volatile> the missions are a little... repetative.. it's a gta-style game
13:56 <Volatile> ..but it feels much-much larger
13:57 <Volatile> though the pedestrians and vehicles repeat a lot more, and they're not very interesting to hang around.. they just walk around
13:57 <Volatile> not really doing much
13:57 <Volatile> it's pretty fun to grapple them to nearby moving vehicles tho
13:57 <Volatile> and listen to them scream in horror as they're dragged for miles
13:57 <Volatile> heh
13:57 <Volatile> just cause 2 is like spiderman/batman travel
13:57 <Volatile> pmuch.
13:57 <Volatile> if you can see it, you can get to it.
13:59 <tronyx> i'm sold
14:00 <tronyx> another game i liked for 10 minutes was prototype
14:00 <Volatile> yah
14:00 <tronyx> but after you get some special abilities, the game breaks because you're so fucking overpowered
14:00 <Volatile> prototype was good for 10 minutes
14:01 <Volatile> i'll probably eventually play out all the missions in just cause 2
14:01 <tronyx> is the intended campaign long?
14:01 <Volatile> but just fucking around is pretty damn fun
14:01 <Volatile> i dunno
14:01 <Volatile> what i *expect* from the game
14:01 <Volatile> there are three factions
14:02 <Volatile> two of which, you can work for
14:02 <Volatile> and as you do missions, their controlled area expands
14:02 <tronyx> yea that's why i liked AC2 a lot. i thought the story was pretty good and it's linear, but not overloaded with cinematic hand holding
14:02 <Volatile> i believe as i do work for them, their areas of control will expand into eachother
14:02 <Volatile> and they'll start making me choose sides
14:02 <tronyx> i see
14:02 <Volatile> thats what im guessing
14:03 <Volatile> i had never looked much into just cause 2.. just saw some screenshots
14:03 <tronyx> i want a PS3 for uncharted 2 but that's the only game i'm interested in and i don't think i can justify the cost
14:03 <Volatile> i got it for free with my GPU purchase
14:03 <Volatile> and frankly, i wasnt very excited for it.
14:03 <Volatile> uncharted 1 and 2 are awesome
14:03 <Volatile> uncharted 2 is like playing an action film
14:04 <tronyx> yea my brother hadn't played video games since like, legend of zelda: link to the past on SNES and he got a PS3 with his TV and UC2 and he raves about it
14:04 <Volatile> it's amazing, even by current standards.
14:04 <Volatile> the direction is mostly perfect.
14:04 <Volatile> 'in building that's falling down.. what do?'
14:04 <Volatile> the whole game is just a series of action events with some action shooting in between
14:05 <Volatile> super linear, but amazingly done
14:05 <Volatile> so not one ever bitches about how linear it is
14:05 <tronyx> sounds sweet
14:05 <Volatile> it is!
14:05 <Volatile> indeed, it is!
14:05 <tronyx> i hate the campaign on MW and COD and shit, it's so fucking lame
14:05 <Volatile> i'd put uncharted 2 as a must play.
14:05 <Volatile> same with link to the past ;)
14:05 <tronyx> got any sweet gameplay videos?
14:05 <Volatile> of uncharted 2?
14:06 <tronyx> i could justify $300 on a single game + blu ray player
14:06 <tronyx> lol
14:06 <Volatile> lawl
14:06 <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWi7nG_45BU
14:06 <Volatile> spoiler btw.
14:06 <Volatile> it's the building collapse
14:07 <Volatile> the game's voice acting is excellent too
14:07 <Volatile> can't really say that about any other game.
14:08 <tronyx> yea a lot of voice acting makes me cringe it's so bad
14:09 <Volatile> yeh
14:09 <Volatile> uncharted 2 is very polished.
14:09 <tronyx> anyone on XBL ever played Ice-T?
14:09 <Volatile> is that a game?>
14:09 <Volatile> or you mean, played against the person?
14:10 <tronyx> yea
14:10 <tronyx> LORD 187X
14:10 <Volatile> heh
14:10 <Volatile> newp.
14:10 <Volatile> dont play online on XBL all that often
14:10 <Volatile> XBL is just a bunch of kids calling everything 'nigger'
14:10 <tronyx> truth
14:12 <@chrism> hahah
14:12 <@chrism> yes
14:12 <tronyx> that's why i like PC gaming. it's a bunch of nerds complaining about lag and how they just paid $60 for a game and it shouldn't stutter on their $2k gaming rig and how it's unacceptable and they demand a refund and will sure GameCompany Z
14:12 <@chrism> and claiming you're a fucking cheater
14:13 <@chrism> over and over
14:13 <tronyx> yeaaaaaaa
14:13 <tronyx> YOU SHOT ME THROUGH A WALL HACKER
14:13 <tronyx> no your fucking gun was hanging out the window, not that hard to figure out where you are
14:14 <@chrism> BULLSHIT HAX
14:14 <@chrism> lol
14:14 <Volatile> at least on PC, most games give you the option of hosting your own server
14:14 <Volatile> so you can remove idiots
14:14 <tronyx> how's the PS3 online community?
14:14 <Volatile> pretty much any game that doesnt have this, i dont play
14:14 <Volatile> tronyx, it doesn't exist.
14:14 <@chrism> dunno i don't do ps3 multi
14:16 <Volatile> 3DS out :\
14:16 <Volatile> do not want.
14:16 <sampson> it is?
14:16 <Volatile> sorry.. there are launch parties happening
14:16 <Volatile> all week
14:17 <sampson> release date 3/27
14:17 <Volatile> the official release date is 27
14:17 <sampson> liar
14:17 <Volatile> but the parties are releasing them too
14:17 <Volatile> there's one in NYC tonight
14:17 <tronyx> 3DS seems kind of lame
14:17 <Volatile> yeh
14:17 <Volatile> im not getting one.
14:17 <tronyx> i don't get the appeal to those things
14:17 <tronyx> wouldn't you rather just have a more robust console game?
14:17 <Volatile> if you travelled a lot
14:17 <Volatile> i could see.
14:17 <Volatile> like.. on a bus
14:18 <Volatile> or a plane.
14:18 <tronyx> yea that makes sense
14:18 <Volatile> and didn't mind looking like a 2 year old
14:18 <Volatile> 3DS sounds good then.
14:18 <@scrim> i was hoping this article on Chicago's dumbest wards was going to rank the wards by inteligence (degrees earned, average graduation rates, something) sadly no
14:18 <Volatile> i'd much rather just download every 3DS game, play it on an emulator on my PC
14:18 <@scrim> it's on jerrymandering
14:18 <Volatile> (without the 3D effect)
14:18 <Volatile> (or with, even)
14:18 <Volatile> my box supports 3D
14:18 <Volatile> ;P
14:19 <tronyx> anyone have time to spec out the best PC you can build with 1k
14:19 <Volatile> newegg.com
14:19 <tronyx> yea but i am hardware impaired
14:19 <tronyx> i'd much rather just take the advice of someone who knows what they are doing
14:19 <Volatile> buy a motherboard, processor, memory, gfx card, power supply, case, and a hard drive.
14:20 <Volatile> attach them to said motherboard
14:20 <Volatile> plug in.
14:20 <Volatile> win!
14:20 <tronyx> i can build it just fine, it's which parts to pick
14:20 <Volatile> just get 2nd gen
14:20 <tronyx> what
14:20 <Volatile> and you'll save $800-$1k right there.
14:20 <Volatile> don't get the latest of everything
14:21 <Volatile> get the 2nd latest graphics card
14:21 <Volatile> get a i5 processor, or equiv AMD, if you prefer.
14:21 <Volatile> get 4gb of ram, instead of 8
14:21 <Volatile> etc
14:21 <Volatile> but make sure you get a good MOBO
14:22 <Volatile> take a look at the P8P67 series from ASUS
14:22 <tronyx> Volatile: please enable me to be lazy
14:22 <Volatile> there's like 4 diff boards at diff prices
14:22 <Volatile> make sure you get rev3 (aka b3)
14:22 <Volatile> you'll hafta buy a reasonably priced chip to go with em tho
14:22 <Volatile> lga1155
14:23 <Volatile> setting a price point on a build is kinda rough.
14:23 <Volatile> you need to know what you want out of the system
14:23 <Volatile> you could put $1k into storage.
14:24 <Volatile> a gaming rig might want more performance at the cost of available storage, etc
14:24 <@scrim> tronyx - look at like anandtech or tom's hardware, they regularly do builds like that
14:24 <@scrim> best for $500 $1000 $unlimited
14:25 <@scrim> i think arstechnica does too
14:25 <Volatile> yeh.. i was pretty much $unlimited, but i didnt want to go insane.
14:25 <Volatile> and i have no plans to overclock
14:25 <@scrim> yeah
14:25 <Volatile> so i dont need a 3rd party cooling system
14:25 <Volatile> i do plan to go SLI tho
14:25 <Volatile> which may require some upgrades to the fans in the case.
14:26 <Volatile> dual gtx580s is a lot of heat.
14:26 <@chrism> is that faster than a ps3?
14:26 <Volatile> ?
14:26 <@scrim> probably :)
14:26 <Volatile> i really couldn't tell you, but i'd estimate: fuck yes.
14:26 <Volatile> there's no way a PS3 could output the shit a single gtx580 does
14:27 <@chrism> lol
14:27 <Volatile> i didn't even know gpus could do the shit this card does
14:28 <@chrism> make juice?
14:28 <Volatile> it could pasteurize it
14:28 <@chrism> lol
14:28 <Volatile> fucking thing puts out like 120F
14:28 <Volatile> heh
14:28 <tronyx> gonna go with ibuypower next time and call it a day
14:29 <Volatile> the card not doing anything is running at 35C
14:29 <Volatile> running glxgears to see what i can get it up to just displaying simple shit
14:29 <Volatile> heh
14:31 <Volatile> just running glxgears for 30 seconds it's up to 122F
14:31 <Volatile> heh
14:31 <tronyx> serious question though regarding prebuilt gaming PCs
14:32 <@chrism> are they exxxxtreme enough?
14:32 <@chrism> possibly
14:32 <Volatile> haha
14:32 <Volatile> prebuilt is very expensive
14:32 <Volatile> you're gunna pay at least $500 for the build
14:32 <Volatile> a lot more for gaming rigs.
14:32 <scofflaw> just get an alienware
14:32 <scofflaw> they're the best
14:32 <scofflaw> like dj khaled
14:33 <Volatile> haha
14:33 <Volatile> he's the best EVER
14:33 <scofflaw> he likes to constantly remind you too
14:33 <scofflaw> WE DA BEZT
14:33 <Volatile> all he does is win-win-win, no matter what
14:33 <tronyx> it looks like i could buy a machine for $1300 with a bomb ass case, i7 proc, liquid CPU cooling (probably not necessary but meh), 8G of RAM, GTX 460, Asus P8P67 board, 700w PSU, 1TB HD
14:33 <tronyx> that doesn't seem too far off from what it would cost to build your own machine with similar specs
14:33 <scofflaw> Volatile i wish i knew the last line
14:34 <Volatile> don't troll me, punk!
14:34 <Volatile> :P
14:34 <Volatile> tronyx, link to the specs
14:34 <scofflaw> you need more power
14:34 <Volatile> ?
14:34 <scofflaw> money and the power
14:34 <Volatile> 700w is fine for a single 580
14:34 <Volatile> MORE FIRE
14:34 <Volatile> heh
14:34 <scofflaw> broseph
14:34 <scofflaw> MO FYAH
14:34 <Volatile> er
14:34 <Volatile> 560
14:34 <Volatile> not 580
14:34 <tronyx> http://www.ibuypower.com/Store/Gamer_Paladin_E860
14:35 <tronyx> i'm not saying i am buying it, probably prefer to build my own but that doesn't seem like that much of a gouge on the price
14:35 <Volatile> what parts did you pick
14:35 <tronyx> as is
14:35 <tronyx> i wouldn't up any of the performance parts like go SLI or a different drive or case, just the stuff tha tmatters
14:35 <tronyx> seems like a fair price
14:36 <tronyx> but idk shit about hardware like you guys do
14:36 <tronyx> i MIGHT go SLI on the cards but even then the price seems fair
14:36 <Volatile> yah.. it's an ok box
14:37 <Volatile> don't expect to be running everything on max tho
14:37 <tronyx> i feel like i run everything on max with my current machine...
14:37 <Volatile> ?
14:37 <Volatile> like what
14:37 <tronyx> and it's a Q9650, 4G RAM, Radeon Toxic 4870 with 1G
14:37 <Volatile> you rock 32QSSA anti aliasing?
14:38 <tronyx> that's the otner thing, i only do a handful of games lol. no 18x
14:38 <tronyx> bad company 2, prototype, AC2, black ops
14:38 <tronyx> but i guess those aren't high end graphics shit
14:38 <tronyx> just cause 2 probably would be though
14:38 <Volatile> just cause has some pretty high graphics stuff
14:38 <Volatile> the engine is done well tho, and it runs nice
14:39 <Volatile> where-as, dragon age 2, with everything on max, it's pretty chuggy
14:39 <tronyx> the last PoP max too
14:39 <Volatile> which is a big complaint of everyone
14:39 <tronyx> dunno, maybe i don't need to upgrade my shit
14:39 <Volatile> their engine is junk
14:39 <Volatile> maybe not
14:39 <Volatile> if you're happy wit hthe performance you have, why change
14:39 <tronyx> very valid point
14:39 <Volatile> my box was 5 years old, and could barely do CS:S at 100fps
14:39 <tronyx> not to mention i can play runescape in 1024x800 smooth as fuck
14:39 <Volatile> with pretty much all the high-end shit turned off
14:40 <tronyx> and that shit will tax your GPU like woah
14:40 <Volatile> joking?
14:40 <@chrism> farmville just FLIES on that new box, eh?
14:40 <tronyx> yes...
14:40 <Volatile> heh
14:40 <Volatile> was gunna say
14:40 <Volatile> my gpu would laugh at me if i didnt run everything in 1900x1200
14:40 <Volatile> or whatever it is
14:41 <Volatile> im actually happiest with my CPU
14:41 <Volatile> same one from that buildout btw.
14:41 <tronyx> i'll see how AC BH is tonight
14:41 <Volatile> i click 'thunderbird'
14:41 <Volatile> and it opens like instantly
14:41 <tronyx> i think what i REALLY need to do is upgrade form vista to Win7
14:41 <Volatile> used to take like 15 to 20 seconds
14:41 <tronyx> but i am so lazy
14:41 <Volatile> yes
14:41 <Volatile> you do
14:41 <Volatile> win7 is the bestest.
14:41 <tronyx> dude, vista takes soooo long to boot
14:41 <Volatile> shit.. you can have my upgrade key
14:41 <tronyx> i have my acer timeline with a core solo 1.4Ghz and it boots win 7 fast as hell
14:41 <Volatile> it's not in use.
14:42 <tronyx> my desktop on the other hand which pretty solid, takes forever
14:42 <Volatile> actually.. might need to give it to someone else
14:42 <Volatile> heh
14:42 <tronyx> i'm good, i just pirated Win 7 ultimate the other day
14:42 <tronyx> just lazy to get to installing
14:42 <Volatile> wtf?
14:42 <tronyx> gonna get a bigger HD then upgrade, just do a fresh install
14:42 <Volatile> pirating is work.
14:42 <Volatile> buying is lazy.
14:42 <Volatile> you got that shit backwards, son.
14:42 <tronyx> how's that?
14:43 <Volatile> gotta fucking find a legit torrent, download it, burn it
14:43 <Volatile> vs 'click buy'
14:43 <tronyx> do not want to pay
14:43 <Volatile> <Volatile> pirating is work.
14:43 <Volatile> <Volatile> buying is lazy.
14:43 <Volatile> <tronyx> how's that?
14:43 <Volatile> <Volatile> gotta fucking find a legit torrent, download it, burn it
14:43 <Volatile> <Volatile> vs 'click buy'
14:43 <tronyx> wut
14:43 <Volatile> don't make me repaste that shit
14:43 <Volatile> :)
14:44 <tronyx> DO NOT WANT TO PAY
14:44 <Volatile> so dont
14:44 <Volatile> i was just stating that piracy is the opposite of lazy
14:44 <Volatile> you hafta work at it.
14:44 <tronyx> <--- pro leecher
14:44 <@chrism> i <3 how apple doesn't give a fuck about piracy
14:44 <scofflaw> i think it depends on context
14:44 <@chrism> all their shit is stupidly easy to pirate
14:44 <scofflaw> ie, pirating dvds is a much diff experience
14:44 <@chrism> most of the time there's no damned checks at all
14:44 <tronyx> because who the fuck would want to steal mac software
14:45 <tronyx> OHHHHHHHHHHHH
14:45 <@chrism> hrm burn rating == 2.4 out of a possible 10
14:45 <@chrism> not quite shit, but not really funny
14:45 <@chrism> please play again
14:45 <tronyx> i am a little miffed now chrism
14:45 <tronyx> you're back out of the loop on my leasing NTP servers
14:45 <tronyx> scofflaw: want to be my business partner?
14:45 <scofflaw> are we gonna get money
14:46 <tronyx> yea
14:46 <tronyx> we're gonna stand up a bunch of NTP servers and lease them to people
14:46 <scofflaw> word
14:46 <tronyx> $$$$
14:46 <scofflaw> if we're getting money i'm down
14:46 <tronyx> alright
14:46 <tronyx> need 10K to finance startup hardware
14:46 <tronyx> you understand though
14:46 <tronyx> you will get 51% profits
14:46 <scofflaw> 51% of 0 is still 0
14:46 <scofflaw> :(
14:46 <tronyx> just wait until we start selling though dude
14:46 <tronyx> think of how many fucking people would want their own NTP server
14:46 <@chrism> NO
14:47 <@chrism> NOT SELL SELL SELL
14:47 <@chrism> BUY BUY BUY
14:47 * chrism throws gang signs and runs away
14:47 <scofflaw> BANG BANG BANG
14:48 <tronyx> you guys are mean ;(
14:48 <scofflaw> i want to start a business
14:48 <scofflaw> a trading business
14:48 <scofflaw> hedge fund
14:48 <scofflaw> haha
14:49 <scofflaw> just did one of those 'welcome to the company' type meetings which included our CEO
14:49 <scofflaw> he says him and the other partner started with $2mil
14:49 <scofflaw> let's do it vol
14:49 <@phobosd> mmm new workstation at the office
14:49 <@phobosd> feels good man
14:49 <Volatile> loo, scoff
14:50 <Volatile> you and your crazy ideas!
14:52 <scofflaw> lets do it mang
14:52 <kawaiiblu> you got a new computer?
14:52 <scofflaw> we just need an idea generator of some sort
14:52 <scofflaw> and someone like Goldman to clear our trades
14:53 <Volatile> fuck that
14:53 <Volatile> just get an iB account
14:53 <Volatile> margin, brah!
14:53 <Volatile> 10:1
14:53 <Volatile> er.. 1:10 i guess
14:54 <tronyx> get a new keyboard phobosd
14:54 <@phobosd> kawaiiblu: yeah
14:54 <@phobosd> it's pretty boss
14:54 <@phobosd> some AMD proc though
14:54 <tronyx> your current keyboard looks like two goats fucked on it
14:54 <@phobosd> it's fast
14:54 <@phobosd> tronyx: :|
14:54 <@phobosd> i <3 my M$ nat
14:54 <tronyx> get a new one
14:54 <tronyx> or put that one in the dishwasher or something
14:54 <@phobosd> haha
14:56 <@phobosd> AMD II X3 450
14:56 <@phobosd> v0v
14:56 <@phobosd> 8G of ram
14:56 <@phobosd> 64bit w7
14:56 <@phobosd> *AMD Athlon
14:56 <@phobosd> not sure what else they make anymore though
14:58 <scofflaw> is that 6core cpu
14:58 <tronyx> HI GUYS
14:58 <@chrism> that's equiv to what, like 1.5 Xboxes?
14:59 <sampson> man
14:59 <sampson> trollin is too easy
14:59 <sampson> esp when it's roon
14:59 <sampson> sry anything amd is not pro
15:00 <sampson> intel or bust
15:00 <Volatile> scofflaw, pick up any AAPL yet?
15:00 <Volatile> :P
15:01 <@chrism> I heard that AMD processors are really intel procs that didn't pass the first round of QA
15:01 <@chrism> [ ] confirm [ ] deny
15:01 <Volatile> hahaha
15:01 <tronyx> chrism: you're on troll max mode
15:01 <scofflaw> Volatile naw not yet
15:01 <scofflaw> but i wish to
15:01 <Volatile> i remember when AMD first started getting well-known. people were like 'pfft!'
15:01 <@phobosd> man, this thing has a 'gameboost' option
15:01 <tronyx> everyone knows that intel procs are for business things and AMD procs are for gaming
15:01 <@phobosd> that unlocks the 4th core
15:01 <scofflaw> but i don't want to put more money into my brokerage account at the moment
15:01 <sampson> i liked amd in hs
15:01 <scofflaw> and don't necessarily want to exit any of my current positions
15:01 <@phobosd> a la 'turbo buttan'
15:01 <sampson> and college
15:01 <@chrism> Volatile: lol crushed cores, lol
15:01 <sampson> was cheap as fuck
15:02 <sampson> phobosd: so do the new i7
15:02 <scofflaw> i am currently interested in trying to learn more about option strategies
15:02 <sampson> my 2.2ghz can burst up to like 3.6ghz
15:02 <tronyx> here's an option
15:02 <Volatile> scoff, i know a good book for ya
15:02 <sampson> or 3.4 idk
15:02 <scofflaw> we were given a lil demo of our platform today and i want to look into that shit
15:02 <tronyx> KISS MY ASS OR SUCK MY TIT
15:02 <tronyx> which option scofflaw?
15:02 <scofflaw> provides dif options strategies
15:02 <sampson> can i suck yo dick
15:02 <Volatile> it's a very basic overview, but you'll "understand" options
15:02 <tronyx> oh man WAY too much caffeine
15:02 <tronyx> my teeth hurt
15:02 <Volatile> if you don't already, i mean
15:02 <scofflaw> tronyx none specifically, but maybe for some of my positions in stocks i own
15:02 <scofflaw> otherwise would like to buy some calls for things i'm speculating on
15:02 <@chrism> BUY BUY BUY
15:02 <kawaiiblu> phobosd: i found a new subreddit for you http://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism
15:02 <tronyx> doggy style or missionary? OPTIONS!
15:03 <kawaiiblu> you're welcome
15:03 <Volatile> scofflaw, usually your first options trades should be selling calls
15:03 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: hey now, we were all pretty functional drunks, fwiw
15:03 <Volatile> the only risk is that you make cash on a stock you wanted to get rid of
15:03 <kawaiiblu> lol go to the subreddit, so far, it's funny
15:03 <Volatile> ..and maybe miss an oppourtunity to make more cash if the stock goes up
15:03 <@phobosd> kawaiiblu: thx
15:03 <scofflaw> Volatile *nod* that pretty much sums up what i know
15:04 <Volatile> that's a good start to get your feet wet
15:04 <@phobosd> GET WET
15:04 <@chrism> I heard it was a shitty game
15:04 <@chrism> wet, that is
15:05 <Volatile> scofflaw, "Understanding Options" by Sincere, McGraw Hill press
15:05 <@phobosd> man chrism on a ROLL
15:05 <Volatile> it's a basic overview of all the diff kinds of options plays, their risk, and how to execute them
15:05 <@chrism> yeast or floy based?
15:05 <@chrism> flour even
15:05 <Volatile> after that, it's time for 3000 page books
15:05 <Volatile> with tons of math
15:05 <Volatile> heh
15:06 <Volatile> i should have said "their risk/reward"
15:06 <scofflaw> nah man
15:06 <Volatile> it's a cheap book, and you can get through it pretty quickly
15:06 <scofflaw> i'm just gonna use my intuition
15:06 <scofflaw> gut feeling
15:06 <Volatile> heh
15:06 <scofflaw> that's all i need
15:06 <Volatile> start selling naked puts, brah
15:07 <Volatile> IRON CONDOR
15:07 <Volatile> Sell 1 OTM Put
15:07 <Volatile> Buy 1 OTM Put (Lower Strike)
15:07 <Volatile> Sell 1 OTM Call
15:07 <Volatile> Buy 1 OTM Call (Higher Strike)
15:08 <Volatile> im cleared for that shit in etrade
15:08 <Volatile> i don't dare touch it
15:08 <Volatile> haha
15:09 <tronyx> synnergy
15:10 <scofflaw> Volatile its pretty cool, you can choose a strateghy, input some numbers, and our platform suggests some trades
15:10 <scofflaw> i want to look into that a lil, just out of curiousity
15:10 <scofflaw> shrug
15:10 <Volatile> that's kinda neat.
15:10 <Volatile> i dont have anything that 'suggests' things to me.
15:10 <Volatile> then again, i wouldn't want something suggesting how i can risk a 100% loss
15:11 <scofflaw> it would show you that
15:11 <scofflaw> and projected profits vs risk, etc.
15:11 <scofflaw> shows all kinds of neat shit
15:11 <Volatile> that's coo
15:11 <Volatile> is this platform for public use?
15:11 <scofflaw> ie, show you all those numbers for the dif optionsi n the chain
15:11 <scofflaw> yea bro
15:11 <scofflaw> sign up
15:11 <Volatile> the platform is just for options?
15:11 <scofflaw> no
15:11 <scofflaw> stocks as well
15:11 <scofflaw> 3.95 trades
15:11 <scofflaw> but primarily for options traders yes
15:12 <Volatile> are there options levels?
15:12 <Volatile> or they just let you do whatever
15:12 <scofflaw> tbh i'm not sure
15:12 <Volatile> the extremely cheap trade price intrigues me
15:13 <scofflaw> there's some new/upcoming promotion if you fund an account you'll get some Dell TV/monitor
15:13 <scofflaw> i see the marketing guys workign on it
15:13 <scofflaw> :P
15:13 <Volatile> ..on the other hand, i have everything with etrade, including my SimpleIRA, an IRA, and a brokerage account. if i chose another platform, i'd hafta use two platforms.
15:13 <Volatile> i cant move my simpleira.
15:14 <scofflaw> shrug
15:14 <Volatile> i'd also hafta cash out positions.
15:14 <scofflaw> i have th esame issue
15:14 <Volatile> which would suck.
15:14 <Volatile> heh
15:14 <scofflaw> i left my ira at etrade
15:14 <scofflaw> and ACAT'd my positions to our brokerage
15:14 <Volatile> you manage it seperately?
15:14 <scofflaw> i don't manage my IRA
15:14 <Volatile> ?
15:14 <Volatile> just use it as a cash dump?
15:14 <scofflaw> naw
15:14 <scofflaw> i hardly use it these days to be honest
15:14 <scofflaw> it just holds some TGLDX
15:14 <scofflaw> and PHO
15:14 <Volatile> why not move the cash
15:14 <scofflaw> there's no cash in it
15:16 <Volatile> humm
15:16 <Volatile> *shrug*
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16:06 <Volatile> here comes some epic darwinism.. funding for poison control centers is being cut
16:06 <Volatile> haha
16:07 <Volatile> all the idiots that drink bleach will not have anyone to ask why they feel ill
16:20 <sampson> i have way too many ssh windows open
16:24 <sampson> chrism: http://soundcloud.com/djsfrommars
16:24 <sampson> gmurphs linked me it
16:24 <sampson> p good
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16:48 <tronyx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw
16:57 <m1k[3y]> s
16:58 <tronyx> t
16:59 * chrism looks
17:00 <tronyx> hax activated
17:00 <tronyx> SNIFFIN UR CREDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
17:00 <tronyx> OMG THE ARPZZZZZ
17:01 * chrism spoofs the mac address on the tarblal
17:01 <@chrism> tarball
17:01 <@chrism> if you're a techy kinda person
17:08 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/Nsm3G.jpg
17:08 <@chrism> lol
17:08 <@chrism> forever alone bags
17:17 <@chrism> ohshi, kidnapping in progress photographed. =\
17:17 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/9wQZo.jpg
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17:24 <scofflaw> lol
17:32 <@chrism> sampson: ws good up until it got to Tiffany
17:32 <@chrism> closed browser
17:35 <sampson> in a fit of rage
17:36 <sampson> i just paid off my mbp
17:36 <sampson> and closed my capital one card
17:36 <sampson> fuck you capital one and your $36 annual fee
17:36 <sampson> i now got a $2500 limit on this fucker and you can suck my dick
17:44 <@chrism> raaaaage
17:45 <kawaiiblu> lol #chicago is not nearly as funny now that i also browse reddit
17:46 <@chrism> are you a reddit hipster now?
17:47 <scofflaw> hipster cat was reading reddit while you were still reading digg
17:48 <jeffm> hah forever alone bags.. awesome
17:48 <kawaiiblu> lol
17:49 <kawaiiblu> before i was on on reddit was like, "omg #chicago! where the fuck do you find all this funny shit?!"
17:50 <kawaiiblu> and now i'm like, "pft, i saw that this morning"
17:50 <scofflaw> typical reddit hipster!
17:50 <kawaiiblu> lol
17:50 <kawaiiblu> fine yes. i'm a reddit hipster
17:51 <scofflaw> have you started buying skinny pants or growing your mustache/beard
17:51 <kawaiiblu> phobosd openly calls himself a karma whore...
17:51 <kawaiiblu> omg. i bought a pair of skinny jeans 2 days ago
17:51 <kawaiiblu> my first pair ever
17:51 <scofflaw> for phobosd ?
17:51 <scofflaw> he could rock em
17:51 <somedude> lol
17:51 <kawaiiblu> lol
17:52 <kawaiiblu> i could see his camel toe
17:52 <somedude> :x
17:58 <scofflaw> damn
17:58 <scofflaw> andy has camel toe?
17:58 <scofflaw> ew
18:03 <kawaiiblu> lol
18:08 <sampson> capital one is doing an "emergecy check" to see what they can do
18:08 <sampson> so they got 1 week
18:08 <sampson> and i'm closing that card
18:08 <scofflaw> f them
18:09 <sampson> p much
18:10 <scofflaw> i have a UAL Visa with a membership fee
18:10 <scofflaw> i want to use my miles and exchange it for some rewards, with no membership fee
18:11 <scofflaw> cuz i've been stacking up miles but have yet to fly anywhere, feels like i'm just wasting money :(
18:12 <sampson> lawl im callin barclay to see my benefits and they're like DON'T FORGET TO GO TO AN APPLE STORE TO BUY STUFF
18:12 <sampson> check, done
18:15 <scofflaw> word
18:16 <scofflaw> "We the best" - Steve Jobs
18:16 <scofflaw> "all i do is win-win-win no matter what" - Steve Jobs
18:17 <sampson> this dinner is either going to be tasty
18:17 <sampson> or not
18:17 <@chrism> oh damn, Zaks b-day today
18:17 <sampson> making some rice and poaching chicken w/ a bunch of chinese sauce/spice shit
18:17 <scofflaw> to solve that problem, i just eat out every night
18:17 <scofflaw> :/
18:17 <scofflaw> and it SHOWS
18:17 <sampson> tryin to DIET BUDDEH
18:17 * scofflaw does the truffle shuffle
18:17 <sampson> this morning was 1 cup of cereal
18:18 <scofflaw> i'm not trying to diet per se but i'm trying to eat better
18:18 <sampson> lunch was a roast beef sandwich w/ 1/2 cup cottage cheese
18:18 <sampson> dinner is poached chicken w/ rice
18:18 <sampson> *brown rice
18:18 <scofflaw> they brought us jimmy johns for lunch but i just threw it away, like a boss
18:18 <scofflaw> and then went to Luke's
18:18 <sampson> it'll be like 1k of calories
18:18 <scofflaw> i kept my chips and cookie tho
18:18 <sampson> that's dieting like a boss
18:18 <scofflaw> bahaha
18:20 <sampson> got some cock sauce nad some chicken boulion and some sezchuan sauce and garlic and sesame in the water
18:20 <sampson> should be interesting
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19:11 <sampson> MUSIC
19:11 <sampson> MAKES SCOFFLAW
19:11 <sampson> GET BONERS
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20:42 <@chrism> so yeah
20:42 <@chrism> just found a place that I can purchase a live chicken at
20:42 <@chrism> down the block
20:43 <@chrism> ya know, the bbq purist in me is screaming "FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSY YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THIS CHANCE AGAIN"
20:43 <@chrism> =\
20:43 <@scrim> ahah
20:43 <@chrism> ya know who I need here right now, partner in crime for something like this?
20:43 <@chrism> fucking Dennis Goddamned Lee
20:43 <@scrim> ahah
20:43 <@scrim> he butchers chickens?
20:44 <@scrim> dennis is a font of astonishment
20:44 <@chrism> I dunno and i'm making no persoanl judgments and shit
20:44 <@chrism> yeah
20:44 <@chrism> dude
20:44 <@chrism> he is NINJA COOK FUCKING EXTRAORDINAIRE
20:44 <@scrim> i had no idea
20:44 <@chrism> serioulsy
20:44 <@chrism> omfg
20:44 <@chrism> he used to live above me
20:44 <@chrism> him and brosk
20:44 <@chrism> and we all worked out of the coach house behind us
20:45 <@chrism> so he'd "run home" for lunch, and coem back with some BALLER shit
20:45 <@scrim> yeah i've heard of the old sc compound
20:45 <@chrism> i dunno i cannot count the ways that I am impressed with Dennis' cooking
20:45 <@scrim> i went there once when hootz still lived there
20:45 <@chrism> hootz?
20:45 <@scrim> dan
20:45 <@chrism> OOH
20:45 <@chrism> yeah I had his old apt
20:45 <@chrism> lol
20:45 <@chrism> he moved out, I moved in
20:45 <@scrim> ah ok
20:45 <@scrim> he moved back or something
20:46 <@chrism> same with the job actually... kinda weird
20:46 <@chrism> aah I dunno
20:46 <@scrim> i think he quit sc for a while, realized it was a mistake
20:46 <@scrim> came back
20:46 <sampson> fartz
20:46 <@scrim> dunno, was before moe
20:46 <@scrim> me
20:46 <@chrism> the asian wife dude?
20:46 <sampson> eeeehehehehe
20:46 <sampson> if i raise my arm the backlight on the keyboard comes on
20:46 <@chrism> I may not be thinking houtz, that name rings a bell for sure though
20:46 <@chrism> hrm
20:47 <@scrim> his wife is a generic white lady
20:47 <@chrism> ooh, just facebook stalked
20:47 <@chrism> never met this guy
20:47 <@scrim> oh ok
20:47 <sampson> was he the crazy vegan guy who "was normal before he met his vegan gf/wife"?
20:47 <@chrism> like I know this name, just not sure how
20:48 <@scrim> hrm, dunno that he's vegan, but I don't talk to him much
20:48 <@chrism> i dunno
20:48 <sampson> he might have been LT tho
20:48 <sampson> i ran into him and his wife/gf at a bar once
20:48 <sampson> and i was genuinely curious about how the hell they didn't die
20:48 <@chrism> yeah dunno
20:48 <sampson> and she thought i was like ATTACKING HER BELIEFS
20:48 <sampson> and went off
20:48 <sampson> i was like wow, you're a cunt
20:48 <sampson> which pissed her off further
20:48 <sampson> was pretty awesome imo
20:49 <@chrism> anyway, if I've ever had a friend that I would feel confident in purchasing a live chicken with, it'd be dennis is all i'm sayin
20:49 <@chrism> =P
20:49 <@chrism> I think we'd just puss out though and name it
20:49 <@chrism> =\
20:49 <sampson> shit
20:49 <sampson> i am in fuckin south dakota
20:49 <@chrism> sampson: just found a place to do this down the block from me
20:49 <sampson> nice
20:49 <@chrism> fucking spraypainted sign "BUY LIVE CHICKEN HERE"
20:50 <sampson> one of my friends slaughters pigs and runs a farm
20:50 <sampson> dude's rich as fuck
20:50 <sampson> he's flyin me to chicago in august for market days probably
20:50 <@chrism> nice
20:50 <sampson> but he gives me a shit ton of hog stuff
20:51 <sampson> like wehn he does a pig roast - the tenderloin ownsssss
21:01 <sampson> i wonder if the vertex 3 comes out tomorrow
21:02 <sampson> ok wtf
21:02 <sampson> bhphotovideo changed their site layout
21:02 <sampson> oh there's the damn used store link
21:06 <@chrism> lol
21:06 <@chrism> also checkout central camera
21:06 <@chrism> those guys are awesome++++++
21:07 <@chrism> they opened the closed store just so i could come in and buy some shit
21:07 <@chrism> so much love for that
21:08 <sampson> lol
21:08 <sampson> INTRODUCING THE THUNDERBOLT BY HTC
21:08 <sampson> http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/3-20-11-htc-thunderbolt-extended-battery.jpg
21:08 <sampson> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
21:09 <sampson> i guess without that you get like 8 hours battery tops
21:22 <@scrim> fail out of hte box
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21:47 <sampson> TIL about whiskey stones
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