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#Chicago on Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Links mentioned
today:
http://www.azulsystems.com/
http://www.azulsystems.com/products/vega/specs
http://code.google.com/p/snappy/
http://i.imgur.com/wrTys.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/2915249839/in/set-72157607767626287/
http://twitpic.com/4cbprq
http://www.reddit.com/tb/g8rve
http://i.imgur.com/Wzhzg.png
http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud/
http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems
http://reversegif.com/l75/white-girl-dancing
http://www.reddit.com/tb/ftitn
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/chris%20meisinger
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/zak%20boca
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/sets/72157600647436789/
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/luke%20tworek
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/malerie%20kaplan
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/3284202139/in/set-72157613884597565/
http://www.pica-pic.com/#/gman/
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/wake-the-fuck-up.jpg
http://www.kpho.com/news/27272012/detail.html
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/sony-claims-george-geohot-hotz-is-avoiding-trial-in-south-amer/
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2011/03/another-spill-hits-gulf-mexico.php
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g9tyw/fuck_this_noise_cant_do_it_anymore_no_more/
http://bbq.about.com/od/gasgrills/a/aa081206a.htm
http://fearthegaychicken.org/
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07:53 ..: Topic for #chicago: < sampson> 15" is really the
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07:53 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 17 11:58:35
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07:53 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
08:06 <Volatile> morning
08:08 <Volatile> new home sales today
08:09 <Volatile> shares of QQQQ (PowerShares QQQ Trust,
Series 1) are now trading under the new ticker symbol, QQQ
08:09 <Volatile> weird
08:15 <Volatile> wowz. no one here?
08:15 <Volatile> not even scoff?
08:15 <Volatile> :((
08:23 <@scrim> morning
08:23 <@scrim> sorry I'm late boss :p
08:29 <Volatile> heh
08:31 <Volatile> bbiab.
08:49 <scofflaw> everything re e ed
08:49 <scofflaw> man, i'm pretty lucky
08:49 <scofflaw> have almost a window spot and can look down
lasalle ave
08:50 <scofflaw> beats working sometimes
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08:52 <@scrim> nice :)
08:52 <SidWork> GM
08:52 <@scrim> I have a window but all I can see is the L and
the building across the way
08:52 <scofflaw> word
08:52 <scofflaw> if you think of those huge windows on the
CBOT building
08:52 <scofflaw> i'm at the very top of one of em
08:53 <SidWork> Don't jump
08:53 <@scrim> ahh ok, you're just down the street :)
08:53 <SidWork> You have too much to live for
08:53 <scofflaw> SidWork haha it would be tough, there are at
least 2 layers of glass i'd have to jump through
08:54 <@scrim> eheh
08:54 <scofflaw> i think they built this floor after the
fact
08:54 <@scrim> when were people jumping out of the cbot?
08:54 <@scrim> great depression?
08:54 <SidWork> That would be cool.. Good bye crule world..
(full run towards window) BOOM PLUNK. Epic Fail!
08:54 <scofflaw> i dunno, i dont think that's why it's
there
08:55 <scofflaw> i think it's just a matter of when they
built out this floor they couldn't build all the way to the
wall
08:55 <scofflaw> and i'm sure there's some logical
explanation
08:55 <scofflaw> i dunno
08:55 <scofflaw> any Java nerds here?
08:56 <scofflaw> we have a guest speaker coming tomorrow and
if i recall correctly it's open to non-employees
08:56 <scofflaw> Cliff Click
08:56 <scofflaw> Cliff is the Chief JVM Architect from Azul
Systems: http://www.azulsystems.com/
08:56 <scofflaw> Azul is known for its Vega series systems:
http://www.azulsystems.com/products/vega/specs
08:56 <scofflaw> (yes that’s 54 cores per
chip, 864 cores total in a 14u box at the high end)
08:56 <@scrim> hot
08:56 <@scrim> I know 0 about java but I like that hardware
:)
08:57 <scofflaw> i haven't looked, but sounds dope
08:57 <scofflaw> :P
09:01 <SidWork> Thats o-lotta cores
09:01 <SidWork> What would a box like that run..?
09:01 <scofflaw> Java
09:01 <SidWork> 250,000?
09:02 <scofflaw> oh, i dunno
09:02 <SidWork> Price wise
09:02 <@scrim> probably some kind of hypervisor and eleventy
billion java machines
09:03 <@scrim> ahah pulls 3kw
09:06 <scofflaw> fuck
09:06 <scofflaw> i have to do a survey about presentations iw
as agiven yesterday
09:06 <scofflaw> sux
09:06 <scofflaw> i hate gay shit like this
09:07 <@scrim> ahah
09:08 <@scrim> i guess it's different for work things,
normally I write like "everything was great except for this survey,
please don't send me any more"
09:10 <Volatile> dewp
09:10 <Volatile> lawl
09:10 <Volatile> you need 864 cores to run a big java app
because java's vm sucks balls
09:11 <@scrim> ahah I wasn't going to say it :)
09:11 <Volatile> DERP DERP IN-ENGINE OBJECT
DESERIALIZATION
09:11 <Volatile> DERP
09:11 <Volatile> java was cool 15 years ago
09:11 <Volatile> when it was first ;P
09:11 <SidWork> Could be worse.. you could be running SAP
09:11 <@scrim> yeah it could use some clean up or
something
09:11 <scofflaw> i dont think we own any of those boxes
fyi
09:11 <SidWork> need special servers just for FONTS on
SAP
09:11 <scofflaw> just a lil snippet about that dude
09:15 <scofflaw> gator boots and gucci suits
09:16 <scofflaw> got everything in my momma name
09:19 <Volatile> heh
09:19 <Volatile> ~ RIDIN WITH MY TOP DOWN, WIT MUH JEWLERY
ON, HEY IM JUST GETTIN MY HOOD ON ~
09:20 <Volatile> haha.. this guy is threatening to 'sue
us'
09:20 <Volatile> cuz he wired us money, and decided he changed his
mind
09:20 <scofflaw> sue you?
09:20 <scofflaw> sue errbody
09:20 <Volatile> ..but he wont tell us what his company name
is and shit
09:21 <Volatile> just keeps threatening us
09:21 <Volatile> and we're like 'we get tons of wires, who
the fuck are you?'
09:21 <Volatile> and he's like "SEND NOW"
09:21 <Volatile> heh
09:21 <scofflaw> hah
09:21 <scofflaw> i wonder if i called cat and did something
similar if she'd recognize my voice
09:21 <Volatile> can't forget the law.
09:21 <Volatile> the SCOFFlaw.
09:21 <scofflaw> true
09:21 <scofflaw> my voice is so seckzy and memorable
09:22 <Volatile> surenuff
09:22 <Volatile> adele is always askin where the blazin'
asian is at
09:22 <scofflaw> hahhaa
09:22 <scofflaw> tell her to fb me
09:22 <Volatile> "hey, darlin'. heard from j recently?"
09:22 <scofflaw> get out of here
09:22 <scofflaw> hahaha
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09:22 <Volatile> she left her man behind, brah
09:22 <scofflaw> imma blush
09:22 <scofflaw> bro
09:22 <Volatile> kicked his ass off all the servers too
09:22 <Volatile> haha
09:22 <scofflaw> i dont know if i ever found out what she
looked like
09:23 <Volatile> i never looked
09:23 <scofflaw> i imagine, not to hot, as hot as she
sounds
09:23 <Volatile> i bet she's on some social site.
09:23 <Volatile> probably not
09:23 <Volatile> dude.
09:23 <scofflaw> please to find pic for me
09:23 <Volatile> london
09:23 <Volatile> her teeth are probably falling out the
bottom of her jaw
09:23 <Volatile> !
09:23 <scofflaw> bro
09:23 <scofflaw> good bjs
09:23 * Volatile looks
09:24 <Volatile> nothing
09:24 <Volatile> just info on all her companies
09:24 <scofflaw> damn mang
09:25 <Volatile> she's a bit old to be on a social networking
site i'd guess
09:25 <scofflaw> hm
09:25 <scofflaw> i wonder if i can find her on linkedin
09:25 <Volatile> google searches linked in
09:25 <scofflaw> and ask for a pic there
09:26 <scofflaw> i dont remember her last name
09:26 <Volatile> she's not on linked in
09:26 <Volatile> heh
09:26 <scofflaw> oh
09:26 <scofflaw> sorry
09:26 <scofflaw> heh
09:26 <Volatile> CHECK MYSPACE BRAH
09:26 <Volatile> all the older business women are on
myspace!
09:26 <Volatile> heh
09:26 <SQL> cougars
09:26 <Volatile> my gilf liz taylor made dead
09:32 <Volatile> hahah
09:33 <Volatile> cnn retards are retards
09:33 <Volatile> she just compared liz taylor in the 50s and 60s to
angelina jolie
09:33 <Volatile> "she was the greatest actress of her day,
just like angelina jolie is today"
09:33 <SidWork> Liz Taylor is dead?
09:33 <Volatile> yes
09:33 <Volatile> died this morning
09:33 <scofflaw> OD?
09:33 <scofflaw> OC?
09:33 <scofflaw> overdick/overcock
09:35 <scofflaw> you k now i was thinking
09:35 <Volatile> head failure.
09:35 <Volatile> er
09:35 <Volatile> haha
09:35 <Volatile> heart
09:35 <scofflaw> and i thought to myself, i'm glad i don't
have cruise missiles coming throught he window
09:35 <scofflaw> word
09:35 <Volatile> ?
09:35 <scofflaw> head failure sounds nice
09:35 <Volatile> you will when the govt finds out.
09:35 <Volatile> !
09:35 <scofflaw> i know
09:35 * Volatile emails director@cia.gov
09:35 <Volatile> THIS GUY IS SCOFFING AT YOU
09:35 <scofflaw> i want to do nefarious things
09:35 <scofflaw> with the TV
09:35 <Volatile> that's... sick
09:36 <Volatile> THOSE HOLES ARE FOR VENTING
09:40 <tronyx> morning
09:41 <Volatile> ohi
09:45 <scofflaw> f your hole
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09:46 <scofflaw> dang
09:46 <scofflaw> so there's a firmware update for sandforce
ssd's
09:46 <scofflaw> and i can't run it, cuz it's windoze
only
09:46 <scofflaw> :(
09:46 <sampson_> when did that come out?
09:47 <scofflaw> i thought i read about it yesterday
09:47 <scofflaw> perhaps it was an update though
09:47 <sampson_> same 3.40 fw for mine
09:47 <scofflaw> word
09:47 <scofflaw> i didn't look too hard as I was sure I
couldn't update the firmware in osx
09:48 <@scrim> can't you like, boot a windows live cd and
install it?
09:48 <scofflaw> hrm good point
09:48 <scofflaw> i would need a windows live cd however
09:48 <@scrim> bartpe
09:48 <scofflaw> fuck dat nigga bart
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09:48 <@scrim> next time I make one of those up
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09:48 <@scrim> i'm putting it on line
09:48 <@scrim> people always seem to need one
09:49 <scofflaw> yea
09:49 <scofflaw> i guess i need one assuming i want to apply
this firmware update
09:50 <scofflaw> but iw as considering just throwing this mbp
away and getting a new one
09:50 <scofflaw> (that crashes under high load
apparently)
09:50 <SidWork> Whats the best SSD drive I can buy for under
200 bucks>
09:50 <SidWork> I am thinking about getting a nice ssd drive
for my i7 laptop
09:51 <@scrim> you can throw it away in my direction :)
09:51 <@scrim> ahah
09:52 <scofflaw> SidWork i like my ocz vertex 2
09:53 <scofflaw> scrim but that would not be as wasteful
09:53 <scofflaw> and i want to be wasteful, so allllll the
world knows i can be
09:54 <scofflaw> so i like to drink la croix at work
09:54 <scofflaw> adn some guy was talking about how he
doesn't like them because they're flavored and not sweet, whatever
09:55 <scofflaw> and now he's grabbing one to add some
chinese sweetener in it
09:55 <scofflaw> should be interested to watch
09:55 <scofflaw> interesting
09:55 <@scrim> ahah ok, well tell me which trashcan you're
putting it in and i'll come by later :)
09:58 <scofflaw> don't you have a job
10:00 <scofflaw> i'm going downstairs to smoke, but i'm
bringing my coffee with me, like a boss
10:00 <@scrim> i do, but I like free stuff :)
10:02 <sampson> IM ON MY OWN VPS
10:02 <sampson> isn't that exciting
10:05 <@scrim> i guess
10:05 <@scrim> i'm on my whole own server :)
10:07 <Volatile> loo
10:07 <Volatile> pwnt.
10:08 <Volatile> meetung!
10:08 <@chrism> llol
10:11 <scofflaw> i'm on my own vps too!
10:11 <scofflaw> on my own servar!
10:11 <scofflaw> IRC VPS
10:12 <@chrism> man I <3 personal blocklist for chrome
10:12 <@chrism> there is zero fucking reason to use other
browsers now
10:12 <@chrism> in fact, doing so is harmful to the
internet
10:12 <@chrism> ^-^
10:12 <@scrim> the thing that blocks google results?
10:12 <@scrim> like so you can never see another hit from
nextag again?
10:12 <@chrism> yeah, you can say like "Never show me results
from experts-exchange.com again"
10:12 <@chrism> haha yeah
10:13 <@chrism> but the best part is that google logs that
shit now
10:13 <@chrism> so when you block a site, they notice that
0293840923840923840923 people are calling experts-exchange.com
fucking worthless
10:13 <@chrism> and there goes their pagerank, etc
10:13 <@chrism>
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/nolijncfnkgaikbjbdaogikpmpbdcdef
10:14 <@scrim> oh yeah, I already have it :)
10:14 <@chrism> I think it's one way they're dealing with
linkfarms
10:14 <@chrism> yeah it's awesome
10:14 <scofflaw> hah
10:14 <@scrim> experts exchange actually has answers
10:14 <@scrim> you just have to scroll down about 100
times
10:14 <@chrism> sometimes
10:14 <scofflaw> you know how i know our exchange admin
sucks?
10:14 <@chrism> after you scroll ALLL the way down
10:14 <scofflaw> he uses experts-exchange.com
10:14 <@chrism> and hope they're not worthless
10:14 <@scrim> it's not totally worthless, just mostly
10:14 <@chrism> lololololo
10:14 <@chrism> heah
10:14 <@chrism> regardless it's more of a PITA than it's
helpful
10:14 <scofflaw> am i a dick?
10:15 <@scrim> no :)
10:15 <@chrism> no, you're honest
10:15 <tronyx> AC:BH is pretty solid
10:15 <tronyx> and online play is surprisingly fun
10:16 <scofflaw> i mean, i don't pretend to know * but i know
if you're looking at that site for tips your skills could use some
++
10:16 <@chrism> eh i've def. pulled info from there from tiem
to time
10:16 <@chrism> i mean i'd be lying if I said I'd NEVER found
anything on there
10:16 <tronyx> sick of climbing shit, ready to fucking kill
some people
10:16 <@chrism> but... that's not a go to site for me
10:16 <@chrism> =P
10:18 <scofflaw> well
10:18 <@chrism> http://code.google.com/p/snappy/
10:18 <@chrism> interestging
10:18 <scofflaw> let me not mention how often we have
exchange problems as well
10:18 <scofflaw> too bad though, i kinda like our exchange
admin
10:18 <scofflaw> i think he's going to get fired
10:18 <scofflaw> tip for any exchange admins out there :P
10:18 <@chrism> I think mrtyfrdm does that stuff
10:19 <scofflaw> is he a felon
10:19 <scofflaw> i dont want to ask my boss again
10:19 <scofflaw> otherwise he'll think i only know felons
10:19 <@chrism> lolo
10:19 <scofflaw> no disrespect
10:19 <sampson>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8luJfontVWc&feature=player_embedded
10:19 <@chrism> nah sall good
10:20 <sampson> he's workin at the hop now
10:20 <scofflaw> word
10:20 <scofflaw> i want a PT job at the hop
10:20 <scofflaw> 7-11
10:21 <scofflaw> whatchu need sampson
10:21 <sampson> ball washer
10:22 <scofflaw> how much does it pay
10:22 <sampson> depends on quality of ball washings
10:31 <scofflaw> if i like how it smells i lick it well
10:39 <Volatile> merf!
10:43 <kawaiiblu> hi
10:45 <kawaiiblu> f'n indian developers... omg
10:46 <Volatile> ohi
10:46 <Volatile> yes
10:46 <Volatile> they are bad.
10:46 <Volatile> :\
10:46 <Volatile> fucking hate their communication skills
too
10:46 <Volatile> they interrupt constantly, talk over
people
10:47 <Randy> firefox 4 is trying to look like chrome
10:47 <@chrism> as long as it's not trying to be like IE,
fuckit
10:47 <@chrism> =p
10:47 <Randy> shh, you might upset matt.
10:47 <@chrism> I think i'm still on ignore there
10:47 <@chrism> lol
10:47 <Randy> hahaa
10:48 <Randy> yah he tunes me out too :D
10:49 <@chrism> Differeing opinion? IGNORE
10:49 <@chrism> although tbh I do fuck w/ him a lot just
because of how worked up he gets
10:49 <@chrism> so it's fair
10:49 <Randy> yah i definitely push his buttons
purposefully
10:52 <@chrism> he just makes it so rewarding
10:52 <@chrism> lol
10:52 <@chrism> I kinda feel bad, sometimes
10:52 <@chrism> but usually not
10:55 <Volatile> haha
10:55 <chrispi> lol
10:55 <Volatile> he loves his MSFT :)
10:56 <Randy> i wonder if they send him valentines
10:56 <Randy> or vice versa
10:56 <Volatile> they do
10:56 <Volatile> it's called unlimited microsoft software
10:56 <Volatile> im sure he gets visual studio for free
10:56 <Volatile> which is like awwwwwsoooommmeee
10:56 <Volatile> best devel ide ever made
10:57 <Randy> when's the last time msft came out with
something remarkable?
10:57 <Volatile> 10 years or more.
10:57 <Volatile> if not 15
10:57 <Randy> i guess one could make the argument that they
did with kinnect
10:57 <m1k[3y]> hi
10:57 <Volatile> i'd say XBOX was their last daring project
that went well
10:57 <Randy> but htey have to go into gaming to find an
accomplishment
10:57 <Volatile> kinect will be just like the Wii. dust
gatherer after a year.
10:58 <@chrism> hrm daring is one thing, remarkable is
another
10:58 <Volatile> MSFT is like GOOG. Too many cookie jars
being invaded, not enough focus.
10:58 <@chrism> MS even fucking with phones again is daring,
but the product is not remarkable
10:58 <Randy> unless they come out with porn games. then
kinnect will be in the bedroom.
10:58 <Volatile> dude. dont use proper spelling rules.
10:58 <Volatile> it's kinect.
10:58 <Randy> lol
10:58 <@chrism> I think the kinect is pmuch toast already
isn't it?
10:59 <@chrism> like they had a few 'meh' games and now it's
like ....
10:59 <Volatile> they havent had any good games for kinect as
far as i can tell
10:59 <Volatile> the tech is a business winner tho
11:00 <Volatile> it made up its devel cash
11:00 <@chrism> I stand behind my pre-launch remarks of the
kinect being the new power glove. =P
11:00 <Volatile> hah
11:00 <scofflaw> but wait
11:00 <Randy> hahahahaha
11:00 <Volatile> it's about as useful
11:00 <scofflaw> its' the fastest selling game accesory
ever
11:00 <Randy> i forgot about the power glove
11:00 <scofflaw> or something
11:00 <scofflaw> right?
11:00 <Volatile> yes
11:00 <Volatile> <Volatile> the tech is a business
winner tho
11:00 <@chrism> yeah, but if the wii had sold remotes
seperately, that'd have destroyed it's #'s
11:00 <Randy> buy it at costco so u can return it when ya
realize it's gathering dust.
11:01 <Volatile> scoff, AAPL down over 1% today
11:01 <Volatile> BUY BUY BUY
11:01 <Volatile> GOING TO $1000/share
11:01 <Volatile> !
11:01 <Volatile> heh
11:01 <scofflaw> dude
11:01 <scofflaw> i have to GET FUCKING PERMOISSIONG
11:01 <scofflaw> :[
11:01 <Volatile> ITS FREE MONEY
11:01 <scofflaw> plus
11:01 <Volatile> YOU'RE ALL ABOUT MONEY
11:01 <Volatile> GET ON THAT SHIT
11:01 <scofflaw> all the loot in my brokerage is tied up
11:01 <scofflaw> and i dont know if iw ant to deposit
more
11:01 <Volatile> you didn't raise cash a week or so back?
:(
11:02 <scofflaw> depends on when i want to buy a home
11:02 <scofflaw> no, i didn't want to sell anything
11:02 <scofflaw> and again, id idn't want to deposit more
11:02 <Volatile> dude
11:02 <Volatile> im just trollololing.
11:02 <Volatile> don't get all srs on meh, brah
11:02 <scofflaw> but i have been considering it still, cuz
i'm probably 1 yr out from buying a home
11:02 <scofflaw> haha sorry bro
11:02 <Volatile> we know you cant afford AAPL stock
11:02 <Volatile> !
11:02 <scofflaw> i get all worked up
11:02 <scofflaw> PSHAW
11:02 <Volatile> hah
11:02 <scofflaw> i can get like, a 100 shares
11:03 <scofflaw> no
11:03 <scofflaw> more
11:03 <scofflaw> i should
11:03 <scofflaw> what am i doing
11:03 <Randy> buy 30 ipads
11:03 <Randy> fly to europe
11:03 <Randy> sell them
11:03 <Randy> you'll make more.
11:04 <Volatile> yeah? i can own 3800 shares for the same
price
11:04 <Volatile> what up, g?
11:04 <scofflaw> i dunno
11:04 <Volatile> WHAT NAO
11:04 <Volatile> fuckin' right.
11:04 <Volatile> KNOW UR PLACE
11:04 <Volatile> !
11:04 <Volatile> k
11:04 <scofflaw> haha
11:04 <Volatile> anyway
11:04 <scofflaw> whatever
11:04 <Volatile> haha
11:04 <scofflaw> you broke
11:04 <Volatile> don't get sour, niggah!
11:04 <Volatile> heh
11:04 <scofflaw> IM LIQUID SON
11:04 <scofflaw> LIKE POOP
11:04 <@chrism> why fly to europe, you could go to canada and
sell them for profit too
11:04 <@chrism> ^-^
11:05 <Volatile> ive got plenty of cash on hand
11:05 <Volatile> im good
11:05 <Volatile> ;P
11:05 <scofflaw> you lie
11:05 <Volatile> negative!
11:05 <scofflaw> statements plz
11:05 <Volatile> hah
11:05 <@chrism> oh only 20 buck difference i guess
11:05 <Volatile> i'm 20% cash right now
11:05 <Volatile> erf.. i guess it's 15%
11:05 <scofflaw> i guess i'm 50%
11:06 <Volatile> but it's plenty of cash
11:06 <scofflaw> but your probably more invested than i
11:06 <scofflaw> you're too
11:06 <Volatile> well yes. 15/50%
11:06 <Volatile> heh
11:06 <scofflaw> i'm talking total number, not ratio
11:06 <Volatile> ?
11:06 <scofflaw> nm
11:07 <Volatile> i dont have EVERYTHING im worth in market
accounts
11:07 <Volatile> but i do have most.
11:07 <Volatile> of what i do have in market accounts, 15% of
it, is cash, waiting to be invested
11:07 <scofflaw> yes
11:07 <scofflaw> that i understand
11:07 <scofflaw> and similarly, i have 50%
11:07 <sampson> a client wrote me a song
11:07 <sampson> how cute is that
11:07 <scofflaw> however, i believe you have more invested in
the markets
11:07 <sampson> I wrote a song for you.
11:07 <sampson> You are my hero, my biggest Hero.
11:07 <sampson> Sam, You know how to make my day, when the
skies are gray.
11:07 <sampson> I don't know what I'd do without you, my
dearest Sammy, so have a
11:07 <sampson> great day today!
11:07 <scofflaw> so my 50% to your 15% means nothing atm
11:07 <Volatile> i'd be willing to bet i do
11:07 <Volatile> heh
11:08 <Volatile> ass to mouth?
11:08 <Volatile> cmon scoff
11:08 <Volatile> we've been through this
11:08 <Volatile> no/.
11:08 <Volatile> !
11:08 <scofflaw> i love it
11:08 <@chrism> OH SHIT SON, SCOFFLAW BRUSHED TO THE SIDE
11:08 <Volatile> haha
11:09 <Volatile> only in the internet
11:09 <Volatile> im scurred irl.
11:09 <Volatile> !
11:09 <Volatile> hands in pockets n such
11:09 <scofflaw> i don't feel brushed
11:09 <Volatile> scofflaw, you didnt brush your teeth
today?
11:09 <Volatile> sick!
11:10 <kawaiiblu> eat an apple
11:10 <kawaiiblu> it will feel better
11:10 <scofflaw> i did brush my teeth
11:10 <scofflaw> and i did eat an apple
11:10 <scofflaw> !
11:10 <kawaiiblu> haha really?
11:10 <scofflaw> yea
11:10 <kawaiiblu> i ate an apple too
11:11 <scofflaw> i eat an apple almost every morning
11:11 <scofflaw> or a pear
11:11 <scofflaw> then i proceed to drink 2-3 cups of
coffee
11:11 <kawaiiblu> haha
11:11 <Volatile> 2-3 cups of jager.
11:11 <scofflaw> then in the afternoon, it's 2-3 cans of la
croix
11:11 <Volatile> damn, sooooon. you on a diet?
11:12 <scofflaw> nah not really
11:12 <scofflaw> i eman, i'm trying to be more conscious of
what i'm eating/drinking
11:12 <Volatile> you always bitched about la croix
11:12 <scofflaw> but i'm still a fatty
11:12 <scofflaw> bro, i'm down for la croix now
11:12 <Volatile> about how it tastes like metal
11:12 <Volatile> haha
11:12 <Volatile> werd
11:12 <Volatile> i do mendota now
11:13 <Volatile> i actually dont drink many carbonated
beverages these days
11:13 <scofflaw> i just eat too much man
11:13 <scofflaw> like a baller
11:13 <Volatile> eating rocks!
11:13 <Volatile> food is the shit.
11:14 <scofflaw> i know bro
11:14 <@chrism> la croix is nasty shit
11:14 <scofflaw> but i eat too much
11:14 <Volatile> i had a cheese burger on saturday
11:14 <scofflaw> or i eat bs
11:14 <@chrism> J gets that from time to time
11:14 <Volatile> it was awesome.
11:14 <@chrism> ew.
11:14 <Volatile> culvers deluxe butterburger (single
patty)
11:14 <Volatile> i also drank like a bottle of wine too
11:14 <Volatile> ahha
11:15 <Volatile> i was pretty drizzunk.
11:15 <@chrism> and that's what vol calls "tuesdays"
11:15 <Volatile> nah
11:15 <Volatile> saturday, brah
11:15 <@chrism> hah
11:15 <@chrism> \m/
11:15 <Volatile> every saturday, i wake up, and i ask myself:
what awesome shit am i going to eat and drink today
11:15 <Volatile> heh
11:15 ..: jeffm [~jeff.m@75-136-97-17.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com] has
joined #chicago
11:15 <scofflaw> Sonic?
11:15 <scofflaw> i dunno what awesome options you have in
GAlena
11:15 <scofflaw> but i will find out
11:16 <scofflaw> my mom said she wants me to go golfing with
her and my dad in galena
11:16 <scofflaw> i told her about the bar
11:16 <Volatile> loo
11:16 <scofflaw> then my mom said, "I don't want you to have
a bar businesS"
11:16 <Volatile> the golfing in galena itself is pretty
meh
11:16 <scofflaw> and i was kinda like wtf
11:16 <Volatile> go to the territories
11:16 <Volatile> eagle ridgge
11:16 <Volatile> ridge
11:16 <Volatile> PGA rated
11:16 <scofflaw> we rock LPGA
11:16 <Volatile> i don't rock shit at golf.
11:16 <Volatile> i fail at golf.
11:17 <Volatile> it's a drinking sport for me.
11:17 <Volatile> outdoor drinking
11:17 <Volatile> favorite thing about my birthday is that
it's right around oktoberfest
11:17 <Volatile> drinking outside = win
11:17 <scofflaw> word
11:17 <scofflaw> mine is around AVN awards
11:17 <Volatile> hah
11:17 <scofflaw> let's go
11:17 <@chrism> lol
11:17 <Volatile> been there, done that
11:17 <scofflaw> good ofr you
11:17 <scofflaw> now go with on muh bday
11:17 <@chrism> i remember going to CES and playing "Spot the
porn actress" in the airport
11:17 <@chrism> lol
11:17 <Volatile> im actually thinkin' about going to vegas
with like six people
11:17 <Volatile> for my bday
11:18 <Volatile> it's gunna be my 30th ya know
11:18 <scofflaw> Volatile i hope the plane crashes
11:18 <@chrism> wow you're fucking old
11:18 <scofflaw> srs
11:18 <Volatile> hah
11:18 <Volatile> damn, scoff
11:18 <Volatile> that's pretty harsh
11:18 <Volatile> even for a joek
11:18 <scofflaw> who said i was joking?!
11:18 <scofflaw> i also want you to live
11:18 <scofflaw> only, severely dismembered
11:18 <Volatile> haha
11:20 <scofflaw> and then i want you on 4chan
11:21 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/wrTys.jpg
11:21 <scofflaw> i wish i remember this guys name
11:21 <scofflaw> brian p?
11:21 <scofflaw> or something
11:21 <scofflaw> ah yes
11:21 <scofflaw> bpep
11:22 <@chrism> Portishead++
11:23 <scofflaw> bpeppers > portishead
11:23 <Volatile> chrism, you may officially end your
life.
11:23 <@chrism> wtf
11:23 <@chrism> Portishead is solid =\
11:28 <Volatile> loo
11:33 <@chrism> =(
11:34 <@chrism> yay for osx updates
11:36 <sampson> GUN
11:36 <sampson> GIMME
11:37 <sampson> i hate when you contact someone and say "I
want you to do this"
11:37 <sampson> and they do the exact opposite of what you
want
11:37 <sampson> o and fyi chrism r1soft 3.0 came out march
11!!!!!
11:38 <@chrism> hahah yeah saw 'em talking about that in
#cpanel
11:38 <@chrism> lolololo is EVERYTHING EVER fixed?
11:38 <sampson> no
11:38 <Volatile> heh
11:39 <Volatile> I've done some r1soft stuff recently
11:39 <@chrism> that only took them like what, 5 years?
11:39 <Volatile> Had no problems with the latest.
11:39 <sampson> are you using 2.0 or 3.0
11:39 <Volatile> the latest
11:39 <sampson> they're like completely different
productrs
11:39 <Volatile> 3.x
11:39 <Volatile> yeah
11:39 <sampson> have fun when it implodes
11:39 <@chrism> it's good for low volume servers and by low
volume i'm referring to the changes to the filesystem
11:39 <Volatile> had to uninstall 2.x on about 10 servers and
install 3.x
11:40 <SidWork> 30 is old?
11:40 <SidWork> Fuck me!!
11:40 <Volatile> it's the oldest ive ever been
11:41 <SidWork> I was watching War Games last weekend.
11:41 <scofflaw> you should watch this
11:41 <scofflaw> wayseermanifesto.org
11:41 <SidWork> Dr.Falken passes away @ 42.. Wow that is
old!
11:41 <scofflaw> i believe theres a clip from that movie
11:41 <scofflaw> and some from hackers as well
11:41 <@chrism> greetings.professor.falken
11:42 <@chrism> would.you.like.to.play.a.game?
11:42 <SidWork> I yelled at the TV FU 42 is not old!
11:42 <SidWork> In the TV version of Wargames they edited out
the blue boxing
11:43 <Volatile> how.about.a.nice.game.of.cHEss?
11:43 <SidWork> or what ever ya wanna call the phone trick he
used to get the pay phone to work
11:43 <SidWork> Lets play global thrermonuclear war
11:43 <Volatile> they edited that out?
11:43 <Volatile> it doesnt even work
11:43 <SidWork> not anymore
11:43 <Volatile> no
11:43 <Volatile> the trick he used never worked.
11:43 <SidWork> it did when the movie was released
11:43 <Volatile> no.
11:43 <SidWork> there was press about it
11:44 <SidWork> yes
11:44 <SidWork> old phones
11:44 <Volatile> they purposely did not use the real
exploit.
11:44 <SidWork> not the ones in the city
11:44 <SidWork> oh?
11:44 <Volatile> negative. he used an aluminum can
11:44 <Volatile> and a blue box uses tones
11:44 <Volatile> he did not use tones
11:44 <Volatile> supposedly he was 'shorting' something
11:44 <SidWork> yeah
11:44 <Volatile> but that isnt possible the way he did it
11:44 <SidWork> gotcha
11:45 <SidWork> I remember back in 83 there was some bad
press about the phone thing
11:45 <Volatile> they took the recipe for napalm out of fight
club
11:45 <SidWork> then in the tv version they edited the whole
thing
11:45 <Volatile> which is hilarious
11:45 <Volatile> cuz napalm is super ez to make
11:45 <Volatile> there may have been all kinds of 'press',
but the press isnt very good at facts.
11:45 <Volatile> they just print the hype.
11:45 <SidWork> true
11:46 <SidWork> back in 83 i learned some basic commands and
my teachers thought i was a genius
11:46 <Volatile> in the film he uses an aluminum can tab to
'short' the phone
11:46 <SidWork> blah blah blah
11:46 <Volatile> that never worked.
11:46 <SidWork> tab correct
11:47 <sampson> wow this shit's gonna take off
11:47 <sampson> https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Trade
11:47 <sampson> Tangible goods
11:47 <Volatile> even if shorting payphones had worked in the
past, he did it by touching two things together, neither of which
have electricity flowing through them
11:47 <sampson> Psychoactive drugs
11:47 <sampson> note: these products might be illegal in your
country.
11:47 <sampson> Silk Road, anonymous marketplace using Tor
(marijuana, shrooms, ecstacy, LSD, DMT, mescaline, and more)
11:47 <sampson> Deep Blue Bonsai Fertilizer : Bonsai
Fertilizer (JWH-250)
11:47 <sampson> PotPost, Mail Order Medical MJ via TOR &
I2P@ potpost.i2p
11:48 <Volatile> wtf?
11:48 <Volatile> what is all that?
11:49 <sampson> bitcoin some digital currency
11:49 <sampson> and that is some of the stores that accept
bitcoins
11:49 <Volatile> bitcoins?
11:49 <Volatile> is that some virtual currency?
11:49 <sampson> yeah
11:49 <sampson> p2p virtual currency!
11:49 <sampson> WHAT COULD GO WRONG
11:49 <Volatile> lawl
11:49 <Volatile> yeah
11:49 <Volatile> i was just gunna ask, who controls this
currency
11:49 <Volatile> paypal? :P
11:49 <Volatile> they wont rip you off!
11:50 <sampson> no a decentralized network
11:50 <sampson> the limit is 21 million bitcoins in
circulation
11:50 <Volatile> so no one controls the currency?
11:50 <@chrism> hahaha
11:50 <Volatile> who determines the trade value?
11:50 <sampson> and as it gets closer and closer to the limit
it costs more cpu power to generate a bitcoin
11:50 <@chrism> nothing could go wrong here
11:50 <@chrism> lol
11:50 <Volatile> USD to BC?
11:51 <Volatile> someone has to determine the value of BC to
other currencies
11:51 <sampson> google doth not know :(
11:51 <sampson> https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Main_Page
11:51 <Volatile> sam, if you find virtual currency
interesting, you should look at Brazil
11:51 <Volatile> their government implemented a virtual
currency to fix their economy
11:52 <Volatile> which had a monthly 80% inflation rate
11:52 <Volatile> (not kidding)
11:52 <sampson> a bitcoin is $0.84
11:52 <Volatile> nice
11:52 <Volatile> bitcoin was invented by a japanese
person
11:52 <Volatile> they're awesome at currency exchange.
11:52 <Volatile> *lawl*
11:53 <@chrism> How do i buy groceries with a bitcoin?
11:53 <scofflaw> bitcard
11:53 <@chrism> lolo
11:53 <SidWork> one bit at a time?
11:53 <@chrism> bitcard is the new diner's club
11:54 <Volatile> well.. the largest bitcoin transaction to
date is $8k USD
11:54 <@chrism> what was purchased?
11:56 <Volatile> it doesnt say
11:56 <Volatile> it's just a transaction of bitcoin from one
account to another
11:56 <Volatile> even if their silly currency exchange was
100% secure
11:56 <Volatile> (which it is not)
11:56 <Volatile> there's no one insuring it.
11:56 <Volatile> that = 100% fail
11:57 <Volatile> you might as well transact cash by a
dead-drop
11:57 <Volatile> and hope it doesnt get stolen
11:57 <Volatile> but as i was saying, brazil's virtual
currenty was pretty neat. i dont think the system is in place
anymore.
11:58 <Volatile> i think they've moved back to their national
standard.
12:19 <SidWork> We could learn a thing or two from Brazil
12:20 <SidWork> No longer dependant on Fossil Fules
12:20 <SidWork> Fuels
12:20 <SidWork> man i need to lay off the drugs
12:21 <mrtyfrdm> mornin yall
12:25 <scofflaw> yes yes y'all
12:32 <@chrism> and it don't stop
12:32 <scofflaw> yes yes ya'll, vol loves teh cock
12:33 <SidWork> 10 Alternative Careers for burned out IT
workers
12:33 <SidWork> Farming
12:34 <SidWork> Auto Repair - Teaching - Working for a
smaller company - Architecture - Programming?? - Writing -
Management - Research and Development - Cosmetology
12:35 <SidWork> Leave my Admin job to be a farming
hairdresser
12:39 <Volatile> farming WoW gold? sign me up!
12:41 <@chrism> are you chinese?
12:41 <phobosd> ARE YOU A FAGGIT?
12:41 <phobosd> YOU FAGGIT
12:41 <phobosd> SHUT UP
12:41 <phobosd> FGGIT
12:41 <@chrism> OH HO HO ANDY IS HERE YAY FOR FUCKING ALL OF
US
12:41 <phobosd> :foreveralone:
12:41 <@chrism> lawl
12:41 <@chrism> wtf you up to?
12:41 <phobosd> workin,
12:42 <phobosd> looking forward to tomorrow
12:42 <phobosd> for i fly to switzerland!
12:42 <@chrism> ohsnap
12:42 <@chrism> NICE
12:42 <phobosd> skiing in the swiss alkps
12:42 <@chrism> buy chocolate
12:42 <phobosd> with a custy
12:42 <phobosd> will do
12:42 <scofflaw> ballin
12:42 <@chrism> the duty free shop in Zurich is pretty baller
too
12:42 <@chrism> OH
12:42 <phobosd> we're flying into zurich
12:42 <@chrism> and that's where the mega cool smoking room
is too
12:42 <phobosd> spending a day there, then off to the
lodge
12:43 <@chrism>
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/2915249839/in/set-72157607767626287/
12:43 <@chrism> Zurich
12:43 <phobosd> loooool baller
12:43 <phobosd> too bad i don't smoke anymore :|
12:43 <@chrism> ooh yeah
12:43 <@chrism> lol
12:44 <@chrism> yeah i guess it loses quite a bit of
attraction then
12:44 <phobosd> http://twitpic.com/4cbprq
12:44 <phobosd> check out my minocole
12:45 <@chrism> kill yourself
12:47 <phobosd> done
12:52 <sampson> kill myself
12:53 <sampson> k r/funny and r/pics you're off the
frontpage
12:54 <sampson> if i wanted to see rehash of 3 year old pics
i'd go to fark
12:54 <@chrism> HAHAH ITS FUNNY FARK IS OUR COMPETITOR
12:55 <sampson> at the rate i'm removing subreddits i'm going to have nothing on my
front page
12:55 <scofflaw> except /r/whitemengonewild
12:55 <@chrism> /r/rix/
12:55 <@chrism> dix
12:55 <@chrism> damnit
12:56 <phobosd> chrism: you got a legit @att.net email addy?
:D
12:59 <@chrism> I think I do
12:59 <@chrism> but it's cached on my laptop, I use it for
logging into all of their shit
13:00 <@chrism> hah do I want to ask?
13:01 <phobosd> i need a valid email addy to send test emails
to
13:01 <phobosd> to test att.net blacklistings
13:01 <phobosd> :S
13:01 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/tb/g8rve
13:01 <@chrism> oh yeah i can check when i get home
13:01 <sampson> this is what started the mass-exodus of
subreddits
13:01 <@chrism> kinda SOL now
13:02 <scofflaw> phobosd doesn't anyone with an iphone have
one?
13:02 <@chrism> sampson: idgi
13:02 <sampson> that picture is like 6 years old
13:03 <@chrism> i think you're supposed to downvote, not
unsubscribe
13:03 <@chrism> could be wrong
13:03 <sampson> well i did downvote
13:03 <sampson> but pics and funny are notorious for
reposting shit
13:04 <@chrism> s/pics\ and\ funny/reddit/
13:13 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/Wzhzg.png
13:13 <sampson> my subredits
13:13 <@chrism> Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it
San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
13:14 <@chrism> fyi.
13:15 <sampson> i like f4u12d1
13:16 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud/
13:16 <sampson> f7? idk
13:44 <@chrism> http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems
13:44 <@chrism> hahaha
13:52 <@chrism> reminder
13:52 <@chrism>
http://reversegif.com/l75/white-girl-dancing
13:52 <@chrism> white people can't dance
13:53 <Volatile> lawl
13:53 <Volatile> Geohot has 'fled the US'
13:53 <Volatile> how does a spoiled little US kid flee the
country?
13:54 <@chrism> steals moms car and drives to TJ
13:54 <Volatile> loo
13:54 <Volatile> he fled to south america
13:54 <Volatile> isn't he like 20-something, still living
with parents, spending most of time on /b/?
13:54 <Volatile> :P
13:55 <@chrism> oh did he actually flee? like seriously/
13:55 <Volatile> yah
13:55 <Volatile> he moved to south america
13:55 <@chrism> hahaha
13:55 <Volatile> and isn't turning over his hard drives
13:55 <Volatile> not the smartest kid in the world.
13:55 <@chrism> ya know, down there, sony can just pay the
right people and we'll never hear about him again
13:56 <Volatile> DERP DERP. I HAX0R SONY, THEN ASK FOR
J0B
13:56 <@chrism> heh
13:58 <Volatile> i love this. co-worker asks "can you have it
log errors that occur?" "sure. i'll turn up the log level."
"no-no.. i just want to see the errors."
13:58 <Volatile> "o...k, i'll make that change."
13:58 <Volatile> (turns up log level)
13:59 <Volatile> "all set."
13:59 <Volatile> "great! thanks!"
13:59 <@chrism> hahaha
13:59 * Volatile rolls eyes
14:02 <kubi> my window was read by my history is empty.
14:02 <kubi> sad
14:05 <Volatile> Runic Games CEO Max Schaefer has come
bearing more details, this time to Charge Shot. "We view the world
of MMOs more broadly, I guess, than most," he starts. "When you say
MMO, people always have a very specific picture in their mind of
what you're talking about. We really don’t want
to make a cookie cutter MMO. We want to come out with a fresh
take."
14:05 <Volatile> For Runic's MMO, "It's just going to be: you
buy the game once and that's it. And you play multiplayer forever."
Schaefer continues by saying "I don't think really anyone can do
[subscriptions] anymore because pretty much everyone that does
subscriptions has one for WoW."
14:05 <Volatile> torchlight MMO will be trounced by Diablo
3
14:05 <Volatile> sorry Runic :(((
14:09 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/tb/ftitn
14:09 <sampson> EAT CAKE AND FUCK THE WORLD
14:14 <tronyx> so
14:14 <tronyx> assassin'
14:14 <tronyx> s creeed bh
14:14 <tronyx> good game
14:14 <@chrism> ASS
14:15 <tronyx> hey Volatile, what are these shrunken heads
used for?
14:16 <Volatile> Some people who can't feel pain can't
distinguish between scents either. It turns out that one nerve
defect is responsible for both disorders
14:17 <Volatile> fyi
14:17 <Volatile> ;P
14:17 <Volatile> meetung.
14:17 <tronyx> what are these god damn heads used for
14:18 <Volatile> Oracle(R) Database 11g Running on Oracle's
SPARC Enterprise M9000 Server Sets
14:18 <Volatile> World Record TPC-H Three Terabyte
Non-Clustered Benchmark
Result
14:18 <Volatile> Latest World Record Showcases Superior
Performance to HP and IBM
14:18 <Volatile> OWNED.
14:22 <phobosd> chrism: so check this out
14:22 <phobosd>
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/chris%20meisinger
14:22 <phobosd> i typo'd your last name, i think
14:22 <phobosd> or wait, did i?
14:23 <phobosd> no ididnt lol
14:23 <phobosd> well ok, still kinda creepy though
14:23 <phobosd> that's ...fuck i forget the name
14:23 <phobosd> the rolling stones themed bar in the south
loop
14:23 <@chrism> nah that's right
14:23 <@chrism> and lol @ alcocks
14:23 <@chrism> OH
14:23 <@chrism> That was the night we did the 4th on Zak's
roof when he lived right there
14:23 <@chrism> i meant to walk and grab a cab, but ran into
the bar first
14:23 <phobosd> haha
14:24 <@chrism> ended up flirting with some random bar whore
for like 2 hours
14:24 <phobosd> http://fuckyeahnouns.com/zak%20boca
14:24 <@chrism> hahaha
14:24 <@chrism> wow
14:24 <@chrism> phobosd: from this set
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/sets/72157600647436789/
14:24 <phobosd> http://fuckyeahnouns.com/luke%20tworek
14:24 <phobosd> oh man
14:24 <phobosd> if you look close
14:24 <@chrism> lol
14:24 <phobosd> i tihnk it's a picture of luke fallen
over
14:24 <phobosd> haha nice
14:25 <kawaiiblu> i can't see
14:25 <phobosd> http://fuckyeahnouns.com/malerie%20kaplan
14:25 <phobosd> hahaha
14:26 <phobosd> 'fuck yeah didnt find shit'
14:26 <@chrism> I'm sorry, best luke picture ever.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/3284202139/in/set-72157613884597565/
14:26 <phobosd> lol love that one
14:26 <kawaiiblu> AGREED
14:26 <@chrism> fucking classic
14:26 <kawaiiblu> phobosd: idgi
14:27 <SidWork> Isnt that bar on Wells?
14:27 <@chrism> yeah like wells and a bit south of
jackson
14:27 <@chrism> right across from cactus
14:27 <SidWork> Yup i used to live down the block from that
bar
14:28 <@chrism> it's the one bar there the traders DIDN'T go
to
14:28 <@chrism> no golden tee
14:29 <SidWork> I sat outside of that bar one night.. spoke
to some random chic who was blitzed out of her mind.. she went on
about how she loves anal but only with dudes with small dicks..
large ones hurt too much. yadda yadda yadda
14:29 <SidWork> Yeah fun times!!
14:29 <SidWork> All those chics that hang out around there
are looking for traders to hook up with
14:30 <Volatile> http://www.pica-pic.com/#/gman/
14:30 <scofflaw> what bar is this
14:30 <Volatile> dude
14:30 <scofflaw> i need to hang out there
14:30 <Volatile> http://www.pica-pic.com/#/gman/
14:30 <Volatile> http://www.pica-pic.com/#/gman/
14:38 <sampson> old
15:11 <jeffm>
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/wake-the-fuck-up.jpg
15:19 <sampson> go to eye doc tomorrow
15:19 <sampson> they gonna tell me if i can get my eyes
did
15:24 <ian-> hah
15:49 <m1k[3y]>
http://www.kpho.com/news/27272012/detail.html
15:49 <m1k[3y]> wtf
16:02 <scofflaw> back to the moneh
16:04 <sampson> lol on my fb - "FRIENDS' POPULAR PLACES"
16:04 <sampson> three floyd's brew pub & tilted kilt
16:04 <sampson> NOT ALCOHOLICS
16:04 <sampson> SWEAR
16:19 <@chrism> haha yeah i keep seeing that
16:19 <@chrism> at least 3 floyds that is
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17:02 <Volatile> wow
17:02 <Volatile> another oil spill
17:02 <Volatile> fail.
17:02 <Volatile> same area as BP's too?
17:04 <mi|kman> :(
17:05 <Volatile> hahah
17:05 <Volatile>
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/sony-claims-george-geohot-hotz-is-avoiding-trial-in-south-amer/
17:05 <@chrism> FUCk, YOU PEOPLE AREN'T HAPPY EITHER WAY
17:05 <Volatile> awesome banner image.
17:05 <@chrism> GAS PRICES ARE HIGH, YOU WINE
17:05 <@chrism> WE GIVE YOU OIL, YOU WHINE
17:05 <@chrism> WTF
17:05 <Volatile> i love wine!
17:05 <@chrism> ohgdamnit
17:05 <Volatile> i'm also good with whine.
17:05 <Volatile> but i like to refer to it as "bitching".
17:05 <Volatile> sounds more HARDC0RE
17:06 <@chrism> vol: link to oil spillage?
17:06 <Volatile> oooh
17:06 <Volatile> another L4D2 campaign
17:06 <Volatile> !
17:06 <Volatile> sec
17:06 <Volatile>
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2011/03/another-spill-hits-gulf-mexico.php
17:06 <@chrism> fuck not even on cnn
17:06 <@chrism> heh
17:06 <Volatile> loo
17:09 <sampson> FARTZ
17:10 <scofflaw> i saw that on reddit like 3 days ago
17:10 <scofflaw> OLD NEWZ
17:10 <Volatile> ytmnd.
17:10 <Volatile> INTERNET TIME
17:10 <scofflaw> hipster kitteh ftw
17:22 <scofflaw> i saw this post that inspired me to reply to text messages with
popular internet memes
17:22 <scofflaw> well, images of the memes
17:22 <scofflaw> for some reason i find it hilarious
17:23 <@chrism> was it the "I respond to text messages with
popular internet memes" thread?
17:23 <scofflaw> it must have been
17:46 <Volatile> lawl. some guy opened his firewall to ssh
for me, and managed to fuck up all the other firewall settings. now
he's trying to claim that *i* have done something to cause his
network outage.
17:46 <Volatile> loo
17:46 <Volatile> i'm sure this will go over how he expects
it.
17:47 <scofflaw> tell him toturn it off and pay you to
fix
17:58 <scofflaw> Volatile
17:58 <scofflaw> Schwab just bought a competitor for $1B
17:58 <scofflaw> optionsexpress.com
18:12 <Volatile> wow
18:12 <Volatile> i love this.
18:12 <Volatile> this guy is going to reboot his freebsd box
to fix his broken firewall
18:12 <Volatile> i'm betting that will fix it.
18:12 <Volatile> h0h0
18:12 <DJQtip> HOLLA!
18:12 <Volatile> hey q
18:13 <Volatile> scofflaw, nice.
18:14 <Volatile> scofflaw, you seem very proud of your new
employment.
18:14 <Volatile> congrats.
18:15 <DJQtip>
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2011/03/another-spill-hits-gulf-mexico.php
18:15 <DJQtip> that wasnt even on cnn
18:15 <Volatile> yeah
18:15 <Volatile> Oil spills are old news.
18:15 <Volatile> They don't happen except every 20 years.
18:16 <DJQtip> lol
18:18 <sampson> lol john's apendectamy bill came back
18:18 <sampson> $22k
18:18 <Volatile> holy fuck
18:18 <Volatile> too bad you don't live in IL, or have the
service done in IL
18:19 <Volatile> unless you have insurance that is
18:19 <sampson> he does
18:19 <sampson> total due: $9.17
18:19 <Volatile> ah
18:19 <Volatile> nice.
18:27 <DJQtip> Vola, u got my money?
18:27 <DJQtip> :D
18:40 <n|cotine> wheeeee, got 100% on my motorcycle permit
test
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18:44 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g9tyw/fuck_this_noise_cant_do_it_anymore_no_more/
18:44 <sampson> proof that /r/pics is gay.as.fuck
18:44 <sampson> THIS ISN'T A COOL PIC BUT EVERYONE UPBOAT
BECAUSE I'M QUITTING SMOKING. THANKS>
18:44 <sampson> PS: IM A GIRL
18:44 <sampson> teehee~~
18:46 <n|cotine> hahahaah
18:46 <n|cotine> zipcar just changed my reservation to a
minivan
18:46 <n|cotine> fuycking bitch who has the car before me is
running an hour late
18:46 <Volatile> reddit
is self-serving mush.
18:46 <Volatile> ask for an upgrade.l
18:46 <sampson> woot
18:46 <Volatile> bmw just launched their zipcar.
18:46 <Volatile> ;P
18:46 <n|cotine> wut
18:47 <sampson> n|cotine has the party bus to the bar
18:47 <sampson> ALL ABOARD
18:52 <sampson> VERTEX 3 Y U NO SHIP YET
20:11 <mi|kman> minivan, megafun
20:15 <@chrism> haha
20:15 <@chrism> yase
20:15 <@chrism> so side note
20:16 <@chrism> gas grill, low flame, try this
http://bbq.about.com/od/gasgrills/a/aa081206a.htm
20:16 <@chrism> shit worked for me
20:16 <@chrism> fucking stuck regulator
20:16 <@chrism> (mount up)
20:42 <kawaiiblu> hi!
20:44 <mi|kman> HI BLU
20:45 <mi|kman> what is uppe
21:20 <kawaiiblu> nothing we just ate some awesome mexican
food
21:20 <kawaiiblu> it's pj time!!!
21:21 <mi|kman> very nice
21:21 <mi|kman> hey i texted andy, i'm coming home 2nd week
in may
21:21 <mi|kman> we should hang
22:03 <kawaiiblu> for sure
22:04 <kawaiiblu> wow i didn't pay attention for a while,
sorry
22:05 <kawaiiblu> i have a guy working under me now. i've
been having fun telling him what to do an helping him out with
stuff
22:07 <mi|kman> haha
22:07 <mi|kman> i don't want to know
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22:35 <Randy> http://fearthegaychicken.org/
22:36 <Orb_> And clicking on it goes right to t-shirts of
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22:39 <@chrism> weird
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