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#Chicago on Monday, April 11, 2011
Links mentioned
today:
http://www.payILtax.com
http://i.imgur.com/WBJcF.png
http://imgur.com/2755W
http://i.imgur.com/fcqri.png
http://pastebin.com/0YjDFsqh
http://xkcd.com/884/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8oSOKeWlK4
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TRADITIONAL-HAND-PULL-BEER-PUMP-ENGINE-HOME-BAR-/130504149145?pt=UK_Collectables_Breweriana_SM&hash=item1e62a74899#ht_500wt_1156
http://www.officeformachelp.com/outlook/troubleshoot/#hailmary
Log as of 11:59PM (time in
EDT):
--- Log opened Mon Apr 11 00:00:48 2011
00:25 <VVelox> re
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07:50 <+Volatile> ohi
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08:05 <+Volatile> GOOG reports Thursday
08:05 <+Volatile> that'll be fun to watch
08:27 <Orb_> aww, yeah, it's friday
08:35 <tronyx> morning
08:36 <+Volatile> ohi
08:38 <Orb_> obihai
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08:49 <+Volatile> SPRINGFIELD, Ill., Apr 11, 2011 (BUSINESS
WIRE) -- Value Payment Systems today
08:49 <+Volatile> announced that it has made paying taxes to
the State of Illinois, with a debit or
08:49 <+Volatile> credit
card, less expensive for Illinois taxpayers. Through Value
Payment
08:49 <+Volatile> Systems' Authorized Illinois Tax Payment
Web site and phone service, located at
08:49 <+Volatile> http://www.payILtax.com and 888-9-PAY-ILS
(888-972-9457), taxpayers can make
08:49 <+Volatile> personal tax payments to the Illinois
Department of Revenue with their
08:49 <+Volatile> MasterCard(R) credit, MasterCard debit, Discover(R),
American Express, and
08:49 <+Volatile> VISA(R) credit cards for only 2.29% of their tax
liability amount.
08:53 <tronyx> so fucking sunburned
08:57 <+Volatile> how's that
08:57 <+Volatile> you hit the beach?
09:00 <tronyx> gf decided we take a little walk yesterday to
enjoy the weather
09:01 <tronyx> ended up to be a three hour walk with me in
flip flops
09:01 <tronyx> so now i am burned as fuck, blisters on my
feet, and my shins hurt like hell
09:02 <+Volatile> wtf
09:02 <+Volatile> you got a sunburn from 3 hours outside?
09:02 <+Volatile> tiem to get outside moar, brah
09:04 <tronyx> i haven't seen sun in months
09:04 <+Volatile> apparently heh
09:04 <tronyx> then all of the sudden, i'm outside prancing
around in shorts and a t-shirt
09:04 <+Volatile> it was supar warm yesterday
09:04 <+Volatile> i spent most of the day laying around
:\
09:10 <tronyx> yea, i was totally going to be in chill mode
and build up my maplestory clan with sampson but the GF demanded we
"enjoy" the weather
09:10 <+Volatile> hah
09:10 <+Volatile> maplestory clan
09:10 <tronyx> ???????
09:12 <+Volatile> heh
09:12 <+Volatile> s'alright mang. do whatcha gotta do
09:15 <tronyx> sam and i are going to be the most powerful
maplestory people ever
09:27 <+Volatile> nice.
09:28 <tronyx> nice? yea it's fucking nice
09:28 <tronyx> you want to get in on this?
09:28 <+Volatile> nah
09:28 <+Volatile> no time for MMOs
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09:51 <+Volatile> lawl
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09:53 <+Volatile> who put that ban in
09:53 <+Volatile> heh
09:53 <+Volatile> [Piku(dcc)] salx: irritating special
characters used in excess.
09:53 <+Volatile> haha
09:53 <+Volatile> go figure.
09:53 <+Volatile> [Piku(dcc)] Created 2001 days ago, last
used 06:51
09:54 <+Volatile> it's almost worth leaving that ban in
place.
09:54 <+Volatile> just cuz it's sol old
09:55 <Randy> ahahahha
09:55 <Randy> i think it's worth it
09:55 <+Volatile> heh
10:10 <sampson> i love it when a vendor demands you upgrade
to latest version of their software
10:10 <sampson> and the latest version has major bugs which
causes more issues
10:10 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/WBJcF.png
10:12 <+Volatile> holy geezuz
10:12 <+Volatile> heh
10:12 <sampson>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WarkijfZz2Q
10:12 <+Volatile> meetung :((
10:17 <+Volatile> heh
10:17 <+Volatile> fast meetung is fast.
10:18 <+Volatile> everyone is gone at conferences
10:18 <+Volatile> :\
10:18 <+Volatile> gunna be on the phone all day probably
10:19 <sampson> wanna sexychat
10:20 <+Volatile> DO IT
10:23 <sampson>
8===========================================D
10:26 <@chrism> http://imgur.com/2755W
10:26 <@chrism> lolo
10:27 <+Volatile> heard you had some nice storms over there,
chrism
10:27 <+Volatile> i was supposed to get jacked by SUPERIOR
STORM but it missed me
10:27 <+Volatile> :((
10:27 <+Volatile> haven't had a good hail/lightning storm in
8+ months
10:27 <@chrism> oh i dunno
10:27 <@chrism> nothing big stood out
10:28 <@chrism> it got a bit windy yesterday
10:28 <@chrism> but that's about it
10:28 <+Volatile> heh
10:31 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/fcqri.png
10:31 <@chrism> lololol
10:31 <@chrism> i was just looking for a fan to build an evap
cooler
10:33 <+Volatile> grow tent
10:33 <+Volatile> heh
10:33 <+Volatile> imma grow my tent
10:38 <+Volatile> GROWN
10:39 <@chrism> lol
10:42 <+Volatile> i love it when end-users are reporting a
problem they're having, and instead of providing: MICROSOFT
RETARDLOOK REPORTS ERROR
0x235987239587235ff-292813592873698-2356982362, instead of:
MICROSOFT RETARDLOOK REPORTS ERROR: etcetc: <HUMAN READABLE
ERROR STRING THAT SAYS END-USER FUCKED UP>
10:42 <+Volatile> erf
10:42 <+Volatile> i fucked that up
10:42 <+Volatile> but you get the idea
10:42 <+Volatile> ;P
10:42 <@chrism> no i don't
10:42 <@chrism> =P
10:42 <+Volatile> hah
10:42 <@chrism> actually yeah i do
10:42 <+Volatile> end-users always report the error code
preceeding the explanation
10:42 <+Volatile> but never bother to READ the
explanation
10:43 <+Volatile> 'i got an error 550'
10:43 <+Volatile> 'okay, retard, what did it say RIGHT after
550?'
10:43 <+Volatile> 'oh. it says over quota'
10:43 <+Volatile> heh
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10:45 <sampson> nice
10:45 <sampson> another firmware update
10:45 <sampson> and they made it undownloadable
10:45 <sampson> fucking idiots
10:46 <+Volatile> heh
10:55 <sampson> http://pastebin.com/0YjDFsqh
10:55 <sampson> blizzard is so classy
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10:58 <tronyx> sampson: why aren't you on maplestory bro
10:59 <+Volatile> geezu
10:59 <+Volatile> 6.x quake hits Japan this morning
10:59 <+Volatile> now a 7.1 just hit
10:59 <+Volatile> and a tsunami is on the way
10:59 <@chrism> oh g'damn level 3 is buying gblx
10:59 <+Volatile> Japan: ALL UP IN UR TSUNAMIS
10:59 <@chrism> that's a big fucking network
11:00 <tronyx> wait, another Volatile?
11:00 <+Volatile> supposedly
11:00 <+Volatile> UNCONFIRMED.
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11:58 <@chrism> http://xkcd.com/884/
11:58 <@chrism> lol
12:03 <+Volatile> ok?
12:03 <+Volatile> heh
12:04 <+Volatile> i guess that's funny
12:04 <@chrism> you k now those stupid "Figure out your porn
star name" things?
12:04 <@chrism> yeah that
12:04 <+Volatile> ohz
12:04 <@chrism> i've always heard it as first name of your
pet, + the street you grew up on
12:05 <+Volatile> gotcha
12:07 <SidWork> Mine is Cesar Sunnyside
12:26 <+Volatile> wowz
12:27 <+Volatile> spent two weeks preparing to convert this
guy's system over from a proprietary system. ran at least three
full test conversions that he looked at, etc. just switched him
over and he calls to tell me: hey, btw, there's this whole other
data store i didn't tell you about, plz add, kthxbye.
12:27 <+Volatile> ...
12:27 <+Volatile> FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
12:27 <@chrism> hahaha
12:27 <@chrism> WOOPS
12:32 <+Volatile> Everbloom, a player on the U.S. roleplaying
server Feathermoon, has reached level 85 without killing a single
thing and completing only one quest. One that involves just opening
an NPC's letter. How? By grinding professions. Everbloom recommends
the experience, saying:
12:32 <+Volatile> "Being on the ground and sneaking around
mining and herbing and eventually archaeology, going everywhere to
get every single point of discovery xp that you can, really gives
you a chance to see an amazing world up close and personal. I spent
hours swimming around reefs and flying to the farthest reaches of
the maps.
12:33 <+Volatile> sounds like a real winner.
12:33 <+Volatile> i'm sure he'll be doing his part to breed
with fantastically beautiful females
12:33 <+Volatile> (in RP)
12:35 <@chrism> lol
12:36 <+Volatile> hahaha
12:36 <+Volatile> psycho ex-girlfriend uploads 12 month-old
pics of making out with you, tags on facebook. what do?!
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12:36 <+Volatile> from my friend's life
12:37 <SidWork> That's not me
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12:37 <SidWork> I didn't do it
12:37 <SidWork> Someone has been busy with photoshop
12:37 <SidWork> or the truth.. this picture was taken a long
time ago
12:37 <+Volatile> oh shit
12:37 <+Volatile> haha
12:38 <+Volatile> psycho ex-girlfriend's daughter comments on
pictures: Geez, mom
12:38 <+Volatile> this is classic.
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12:50 <sampson> *fuck* today
12:50 <m1k[3y]> ++ on that
12:50 <m1k[3y]> fuck this day to hell
12:51 <sampson> bout to go postal on one of our vendors
12:54 <+Volatile> heh
12:54 <@chrism> FUCK YEAH GET 'EM
12:54 <@chrism> r1soft?
12:54 <+Volatile> no problems here so far :(
12:54 <@chrism> i can only hope
12:54 <@chrism> -=P
12:58 <+Volatile> you hope i have problems?
12:59 <+Volatile> fuck you, buddy!
12:59 <@chrism> QUIET
12:59 <@chrism> NOT YOU SAM
12:59 <@chrism> K
12:59 <+Volatile> :(((
13:00 <+Volatile> sadface
13:04 <sampson> no chrism
13:05 <sampson> wish i could talk about it but ya can't
13:05 <sampson> basically "fuck you vendor"
13:06 <+Volatile> i fuck vendors occasionally
13:06 <+Volatile> when i meet them at conferences
13:06 <+Volatile> well
13:07 <+Volatile> the reverse
13:07 <+Volatile> i fuck people i'm a vendor for
13:07 <phobosd>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8oSOKeWlK4
13:07 <+Volatile> hahaha
13:08 <+Volatile> that's excel?
13:08 <+Volatile> it looks like a Mac box
13:09 <+Volatile> the toolbar thing at the bottom
13:09 <+Volatile> isn't that MacOS?
13:09 <+Volatile> still funny tho
13:31 <sampson> that's a powerbook
13:31 <sampson> look at the bottom right
13:31 <sampson> CLR Budget & something someting 2001
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20:27 <@chrism> holy shitballs,
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TRADITIONAL-HAND-PULL-BEER-PUMP-ENGINE-HOME-BAR-/130504149145?pt=UK_Collectables_Breweriana_SM&hash=item1e62a74899#ht_500wt_1156
20:27 <@chrism> beer engines are CHEAP
20:28 <@chrism> i will totally brew british cask ale as it is
the best fucking thing ever
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21:33 <sampson> lol
http://www.officeformachelp.com/outlook/troubleshoot/#hailmary
21:33 <sampson> love the tip name
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