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#Chicago on Tuesday, April 12, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://techcrunch.com/2011/04/12/cisco-to-shut-down-flip-video-business-will-give-pink-slips-to-550-employees/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29
http://i.imgur.com/iBUkP.gif
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/619a2249-2f3b-419e-b06c-21f63056b5e1.jpg
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/f3b9bd48-4622-49aa-86ab-a857e5c9e722.jpg
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chibrknews-goose-island-brewmaster-redfaced-after-bar-party-20110412,0,7455234.story
http://i.imgur.com/TbU8H.jpg
http://hmsec.tumblr.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM
http://vimeo.com/10313719
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a02IUvg-js
http://www.bumhol.es/


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Tue Apr 12 00:00:48 2011
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00:58 <wtf_man> does trump tower allow pets?
00:59 <kt> cant you just goddamn google it?
01:00 <kt> i'd assume that they'd allow anything you want as long as you pay for it but wtf do i know
01:01 <wtf_man> trump tower is reasonable rate
01:01 <wtf_man> and it is new
01:01 <wtf_man> I think i shall star there'
01:01 <wtf_man> $500.00 per night is cheap for downtown chicago
01:02 <wtf_man> and it's new
01:02 <wtf_man> and hopefully no bed bugs
01:03 <wtf_man> one needs bed bug killer?
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01:07 <sampson> $500? you nuts
01:07 <sampson> i've staned at the hilton and swissotel for $70/night
01:07 <wtf_man> erwwww
01:08 <wtf_man> that place sucks
01:08 <wtf_man> I want someplace nice
01:08 <sampson> i don't mind it
01:08 <wtf_man> i wanna have fun
01:08 <@scrim> four seasons and the umm starts with a P
01:08 <wtf_man> I would like a hotel with a rock climbing wall too
01:08 <@scrim> are the best in town
01:09 <sampson> i mean you sleep in a bed
01:09 <sampson> who cares about how fancy the place is unless it's a coke fueld party weekend
01:09 <wtf_man> i do
01:09 <sampson> swissotel has awesome bathrooms tho
01:09 <@scrim> peninsula
01:09 <sampson> the tubs in 'em own own own
01:09 <wtf_man> I want it to be very very nice because my kitty cats will be with me
01:09 <@scrim> pick one of those
01:10 <@scrim> rock stars stay in the peninsula, presidents in the 4 seasons
01:10 <sampson> why would you bring your cats to downtown chicago
01:10 <@scrim> cause he's trolling
01:10 <wtf_man> not gonna leave them by themselves
01:10 <kt> not planning on getting any other pussy apparently
01:10 <wtf_man> heck no
01:10 <wtf_man> sex is ewwww
01:10 <wtf_man> gross
01:10 <wtf_man> I hate that
01:10 <wtf_man> if i wanna feel good i'll do drugs thanjk you
01:11 <billay> pussy yay!
01:12 * kt throws billay some pussy
01:12 <wtf_man> LSD yay!
01:12 <wtf_man> and it don't stink
01:12 <wtf_man> it don't bleed
01:12 <wtf_man> and it don[t bitch
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01:42 <wtf_man> LOL, Drake Hotel --- sounds like a place to go to be buried in
01:43 <billay> supposedly awesome tea
01:44 <wtf_man> can do my own tea bagging
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07:12 <+Volatile> morn
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08:57 <sampson> morn
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09:25 <sampson> http://techcrunch.com/2011/04/12/cisco-to-shut-down-flip-video-business-will-give-pink-slips-to-550-employees/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29
09:27 <tronyx> morning
09:39 <sampson> hai
09:50 <+Volatile> ohi
10:27 <+Volatile> da-da-da
10:30 <sampson> man
10:30 <sampson> now i know how andy feelt when i started
10:30 <sampson> "IT'S NOT THE LB!"
10:37 <@chrism> ?
10:39 <@chrism> ya know i'd pay fucking extra if I could have a route to work that didn't involve goddamned texans
10:44 <sampson> haha
10:45 <sampson> so when i first started at SH a common phrase when anyone worked on a clustered setup was we thought it was the load balancer
10:45 <sampson> and andy was alwasy like LB IS FINE IT IS NOT THE LOADBALANCER
10:45 <sampson> i've said it about 500 times in the last few weeks
10:46 <chrispi> i just had a client tell me they want me to configure their server to be able to send 2 million emails a day.
10:46 <m1k[3y]> heh
10:46 <m1k[3y]> i want to SPAM pls help
10:47 <chrispi> even assuming it's legit, that's just too fucking funny
10:48 <chrispi> works out to be ~24 messages a second
10:48 <chrispi> can't wait to have this call at 12 with them
10:57 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: ding!
10:57 <m1k[3y]> rails s
10:57 <m1k[3y]> urg
10:57 <m1k[3y]> opps
10:57 <@chrism> sampson: oh lol holdbacks from the UA team
10:57 <@chrism> lololo
10:57 <@chrism> that used to be thie first thing they'd say always
11:09 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/iBUkP.gif
11:09 <sampson> you guys had clusters at mp?
11:09 <@chrism> that DNS Cluster
11:09 <@chrism> but yeah that's where that all came from
11:10 <sampson> ah
11:10 <chrispi> loved that thing
11:32 <sampson> this is how all steaks should be sold http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/619a2249-2f3b-419e-b06c-21f63056b5e1.jpg
11:32 <@chrism> other than the shit beer
11:32 <@chrism> yes
11:32 <@chrism> =P
11:32 <@chrism> fucking amstel light
11:32 <@chrism> I've only known one person that'd drink that swill
11:33 <@chrism> Ian
11:33 <@chrism> lol
11:33 <sampson> ya but concept is awesome
11:33 <@chrism> agreed
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11:41 <sampson> http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/f3b9bd48-4622-49aa-86ab-a857e5c9e722.jpg
11:41 <sampson> lol
11:41 <@chrism> lol
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12:30 <@chrism> http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chibrknews-goose-island-brewmaster-redfaced-after-bar-party-20110412,0,7455234.story
12:30 <@chrism> sellers remorse
12:30 <@chrism> heh
12:44 <sampson> so what he pissed in glasses and then tried to get a bartender to toast?
12:45 <@chrism> apparently, muttering something about "biggest mistake" or whatever
12:45 <@chrism> heh
12:46 <sampson> might have to get a second 3ds in june O_o
12:46 <sampson> oot is coming out jun e19
12:47 <@scrim> heh
12:48 <sampson> and includes master quest
12:54 <@chrism> lol what
12:54 <@chrism> didn't you just sell yours?
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13:01 <sampson> ya
13:01 <sampson> but i figured good games weren't coming out until like 5 years from now
13:03 <@chrism> sam, your car? http://i.imgur.com/TbU8H.jpg
13:03 <sampson> i can only wish
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13:35 <@chrism> queen discography, obtained
13:36 <@chrism> caught in a laaandsliiiiide, no escape from realityyyy
13:52 <@chrism> and i gotta be honest, I'm enjoying the shit out of Queen - Greatest Hits I right now
13:54 <kubi> back away from the chrism
13:55 <@chrism> =\
13:55 <kubi> HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE SAYS
14:10 <@chrism> http://hmsec.tumblr.com/
14:10 <@chrism> lol
14:10 <@chrism> barracuda owned
14:11 <phobosd> megusta
14:11 <@chrism> F that company
14:12 <sampson> asian people love golf
14:13 <@scrim> and cameras, news at 11!
14:15 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM
14:32 <sampson> and now for something completely different http://vimeo.com/10313719
14:33 <@chrism> wtf
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15:07 * scofflaw is hacking
15:07 <+scofflaw> watch out
15:15 <sampson> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=512 count=1
15:15 <sampson> do it
15:16 <@chrism> psh block sizes like that will never win you h4x
15:16 <+scofflaw> sniff
15:16 <+scofflaw> so mean
15:16 <+scofflaw> what are you trying to get me to wipe my mbr or something? :(
15:16 <+scofflaw> mean
15:16 <sampson> no bro
15:17 <sampson> it's a kernel exploit to give you elevated privileges
15:17 <+scofflaw> oh word
15:17 <+scofflaw> higher than root?
15:17 <sampson> ya but you gotta run it as root
15:17 <+scofflaw> but i'm administrator
15:17 <+scofflaw> or wait
15:17 <sampson> right but you're still userland level
15:17 <sampson> this will get you into the kernel
15:17 <+scofflaw> do i do that "Run as"
15:20 <sampson> kitty cat in my lap
15:22 <+scofflaw> who's using qubes
15:23 <@chrism> omg
15:23 <@chrism> the cobalt things?
15:24 <+scofflaw> pshaw
15:24 <+scofflaw> the os
15:24 <+scofflaw> i thought you wuz troo hackers
15:25 <+scofflaw> Volatile prob ported it in erlang and lua already i'm sure
15:38 <sampson> i use plan9
15:38 <sampson> like a true hacker
15:39 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a02IUvg-js
15:39 <sampson> HACKING ^ MAX
16:48 <@chrism> ya know, i've come to the realization that the internet is very awesome at making us feel like we know more than we really do
16:48 <@chrism> false sense of intellectual security, so to speak
16:48 <@chrism> and that's kind of a frightening thing really
16:49 <@scrim> not me, I memorized google's database
16:49 <@chrism> good call
16:49 <@scrim> eheh
16:52 <sampson> i have a pocket wikipedia
16:53 <sampson> so i have all the info as i need it
16:53 <sampson> i.e did you know that matt damon was born in 1952 and has a penis size of 3"
16:53 <@chrism> i dunno, wikipedia is to real knowledge of a subject what cliff's notes are to an author. =\
17:48 <m1k[3y]> http://www.bumhol.es/
17:53 <mi|kman> i have no desire to click on that for some reason
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17:56 <ULastic> Hello... thinking about heading up this weekend for the WaxTrax fest... anyone?
18:02 <@scrim> wax trax is still around?
18:02 <@scrim> fear
18:04 <ULastic> No... .It died years ago.
18:05 <ULastic> They are having a benefit show for one of the founders.
18:05 <ULastic> Jim Nash
18:05 <ULastic> Good guy... recently passed..
18:06 <@scrim> ahh
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